Mermaid's Hate Marriage
Work related
Taking this into consideration, Qiao Qing remembered that the blockbuster he had been waiting for had just premiered recently.Draw a mark below.
'For you who are still hesitating whether to confess your love, what you urgently need now is not only courage, but also an atmosphere suitable for confession. Maybe a short trip for two days and one night can help you. 'travel?This is okay, Qiao Qing's small pill can't last 24 hours a day, 12 hours is already the limit.This is not good, Qiao Qing changed another one.
After flipping through a few books, he found that the contents were all the same. In the end, Qiao Qing decided to go to the movies first and then go to dinner. Flowers, well, he can reluctantly accept a bouquet of flowers for Song Yun, but small gifts still count. up.
It took an hour to make a date plan, but there was still a long day ahead.I am used to the busyness of work, but when I am suddenly idle, I feel a little overwhelmed.
'Little Joe. '
'Yes Master. '
'Get me the notebook. '
'Okay, master. '
'Wait, Xiao Qiao, help me log in the 'Mecha Age' to the interface first, and then give it to me. 'When you turn on the computer, you will see hot news. Qiao Qing thinks it's best not to see that 'face' right now.
'Okay, master. '
Xiao Qiao brought the notebook, and it turned out to be the login interface of the game.
'Mecha Era' is a battle-type online game with the theme of mecha combat.It is a very classic game in this era. Although there are holographic mecha games now, this keyboard mecha game is still the favorite of many people.
Enter account and password
'Green riverside grass - welcome back to the 'Mecha Age'.
'You have new mail, please check it. '
FROM Beiming Youyu: I'm getting married, it's so scary, the date is set for September 9 this year, and the target is Lieutenant General Lin Yuan, at present the family is watching closely, making phone calls and surfing the Internet is not easy, I have already decided to You escaped marriage, your current address has not changed, right?When I find a chance, I will go to you.
Look at the date, it was sent on September 9th.Today is the 9th, that is, 12 days ago, yesterday's mother and father called and didn't tell him that Bei Ning was going to get married.If Beining escaped marriage successfully, it should be here in a few days, right?
'Little Joe. '
'Yes Master. '
'In a while, you go to the supermarket to buy more ingredients, be sure to fill up the refrigerator, and buy more beef. 'Beining's craftsmanship is quite good, if you don't take this opportunity to enjoy it, it will be a big loss.
Turn off mail.
A frame pops up on the interface——Back with the wind $_$ invites you to enter room 1818.The room is a personal battle mode, agree or reject.
Qiao Qing agreed.
After stretching and playing the game all morning, his whole body was indeed stiff, and his fingers were still trembling.
Follow the wind $_$ added friends, and agreed to play a team battle together in the afternoon, Qiao Qing went offline.This $_$ technology that comes with the wind is quite awesome. Although the equipment is very bad, basically it is a gift from the system, but he has never won a battle between the two of them.Qiao Qing doesn't think he's a god-level expert, but he's still considered top-notch. He's well-known in District 18 of the 'Mecha Era'. Since he can beat him with junk equipment, he's powerless to fight back. This comes with the wind. $_$ is definitely not ordinary, maybe it is the trumpet of a certain great god?Qiao Qing comforted himself, otherwise being pretended to be like this by a civilian system would hurt his self-esteem.
Qiao Qing gently turned his waist carefully, and the pain was no longer as painful as before.
Early on Thursday morning, Qiao Qing showed up at the company on time. Everyone from the receptionist to the boss expressed concern about his cold.
Sitting in the office, when there is no case, Qiao Qing's work is really easy. He just sits in the office and reads the newspaper and surfs the Internet. But once he takes an order, he is very busy.
After work, Qiao Qing drove his Lei 7 straight to the headquarters of 'Dragon's Breath'. He asked Song Yun to go to the movies today. Of course, he didn't forget to buy a bouquet of roses at the flower shop on the way.
Facing the rearview mirror, I did a final tidying of my clothes. The book said that a clean and tidy appearance is the key to a successful date.
Qiao Qing saw Song Yun who was about to walk out of the gate, quickly picked up the rose on the passenger seat, opened the car door, walked up to Song Yun, and tried to do every step perfectly, the last date was really a cup of life Gu, because of his twisted waist, didn't eat, so Song Yun sent him home directly.
Even Xiao Qiao almost alarmed the mermaid doctor. If those people found out, he would be locked up in the mermaid hospital and have a bridal chamber with a certain applicant.
'Here you are, Mr. Beautiful. As his thoughts turned, Qiao Qing raised the corners of his mouth. He secretly practiced this smile several times at home yesterday, and even asked Xiao Qiao to be his adviser.Even the lines are classic dating lines that he copied from the Internet.
He took the flowers from Qiao Qing's hands, and he didn't know if it was Qiao Qing's illusion. He felt that Song Yun's complexion was a little bit bad today, "Be caring and considerate to the person you like, and show your gentle and considerate side. Qiao Qing remembered that it was written in the book, so she said softly, "Song Yun, what's wrong with you, are you feeling unwell?"I see that your complexion is a little bad. '
'No, Qiao Qing, let's get in the car first. ' Song Yundao.
'That's right, the movie is about to start, and I have booked an Italian restaurant, let's eat after the movie. '
'Okay, get in the car, don't be late. '
The movie Qiao Qing chose was his favorite horror and thriller theme, and it was the latest thriller blockbuster produced this year.The occasional screams and bloody scenes in the movie theater made Qiao Qing very enjoyable. Sure enough, ghost movies are the most satisfying to watch in the movie theater.
It's just that Qiao Qing couldn't fully devote herself to the horror atmosphere created by the movie because of the constant 'creaking' sound coming from behind.
It's rare to have such a good atmosphere. Someone was eating popcorn in the movie theater. When the audience was silent and the movie reached its climax, what Qiao Qing heard was the sound of people in the back seat chewing popcorn.
"Sir, can I trouble you not to—" Looking back, Qiao Qing decided to remind the 'impolite' Mr. Popcorn behind him in a low voice.
It was such a familiar face, Qiao Qing's expression sank unconsciously.
'Ah, aren't you the gentleman who accidentally twisted his waist that day?I'm really sorry that day, is your waist better? '
'Fang, Sui' gritted his teeth and said the man's name, Qiao Qing felt that his patience had really reached its limit.
Blind Date Conference (Catch Bugs)
'Fang, Sui' gritted his teeth and said the man's name, Qiao Qing felt that his patience had really reached its limit!
'Huh?do you know my nameDo I need your autograph? Fang Sui lowered his voice suddenly, and leaned close to Qiao Qing's ear, the heat of his breath scratched Qiao Qing's ears, and Qiao Qing hid aside.
'Why should I care about your autograph! 'Qiao Qing, a top-notch person, has never met him before, why does he want to sign? !Sign his medical bill? !Qiao Qing knew for the first time that there is no lower limit to loathe someone.
'Don't you want it?Recently, when I walk on the street, people always ask me for my autograph. I also think that since I made you twist your waist the day before yesterday, I don’t need money for your autograph! After finishing speaking, Fang Sui took out a hat, but the movie theater was too dark to tell what color it was. He pointed it to Qiao Qing and said, "Recently, I have to pretend to go out. It's really troublesome." '
Qiao Qing felt that it would be better for Fang Sui to eat popcorn and plug his mouth. He regretted so much why he couldn't hold his breath just now. This is the end of his mouth.
Seeing Qiao Qing turn around, Fang Sui curled his lips, then leaned closer and said, "This elite man is your boyfriend?" '
Qiao Qing doesn't want to talk to him at all now, no, never wants to talk to him, no, it's best never to see him again.
Thinking about it this way, it seems that he has been unlucky since he met Fang Sui. The first time he crashed a car, the second time he twisted his waist, and the third time he saw his face on the Internet and made his waist twist. It's getting worse.This time...Qiao Qing vaguely felt a tinge of uneasiness in her heart.
When he regained his senses, at some point, Fang Sui had already spoken to Song Yun.
' Mr. Song is young and promising, really enviable! There was a flattery in Fang Sudi's voice, and the tone of his voice almost seemed to float to the sky.
'Mr. Song, I have bought shares in your company, so am I also a shareholder of 'Dragon's Breath'? '
'Mr. Song, I heard that your company pays very well, including five social insurances and one housing fund, and year-end dividends. Even the basic salary is 10% higher than other companies. '
"Mr. Song, you see, it is fate that we met. I wonder if your company still lacks security guards?"I am a very hardworking person, and I work hard without complaint. I can do everything! '
'Mr. Song...'
When THEEND appeared on the movie screen, Qiao Qing and Song Yun were obviously relieved.
'Mr. Fang, we still have something to do, so we're leaving today. Song Yun said goodbye to Fang Sui politely, with a little impatience already in his tone.
Qiao Qing felt that after today's movie, his affection for Song Yun had obviously risen to a new level, enough to endure Fang Sui's talkative person, no matter his concentration and self-cultivation, he was absolutely top-notch. When Fang Sui was knocked out with a punch, Song Yun could still listen with a smile on his face.Sure enough, not ordinary people.
The hand uploaded someone else's temperature, it was very warm, looked up, it was Song Yun's handsome face, Song Yun showed a slightly childish smile, and mouthed: 'Go! 'Then, he pulled Qiao Qing and walked quickly outside the cinema.
The two of them deliberately ignored a male voice behind them: "Mr. Song, we haven't changed our business cards yet!" '
After sitting in the car, the physical strength of the person who had been sitting in the office for a long time really declined, and both of them were panting a little. Hearing each other's panting, Qiao Qing raised his head and met Song Yun.
'Hahahaha' 'hahahaha' the two looked at each other and suddenly started laughing.
'Song Yun, let's go eat. Qiao Qing felt that the distance between him and Song Yun was getting closer.The movie theater is really a place to enhance goodwill!
'Okay, let's work hard on our Mr. Joe. ' Song Yundao.
'Happy to serve Mr. Song. 'Deliberately raised the tone, very much like the tone of 'Mr. Song' just now.
The two laughed again.
Not far away, looking at the afterimage of Lei 7 going away, the young man wearing a black peaked cap took out his miniature camera and pressed the shutter.
On Friday, Qiao Qing and Song Yun didn't go on a date, because Song Yun had a very important meeting today, and Qiao Qing still remembered that there was a blind date banquet waiting for him on Friday night, so he had to make an appointment next time.
After getting off work on Friday, I returned home, and the blind date banquet started at 08:30 in the evening. It was only five o'clock, three and a half hours, enough time for Qiao Qing to take a nice bath in the bathroom to relieve her fatigue.
Showing off his fish tail, Qiao Qing jumped into the pool, splashing a splash of water.
"Master..." Xiao Qiao's voice came from behind, turning around, Xiao Qiao was wet from head to toe.Fortunately, the waterproof function has been implemented, otherwise it is estimated that it will be returned to the factory.
'What's for dinner? 'Qiao Qing asked.Flicking the tail of the fish and swimming in the pool, it will end in no time, but it is not as good as the pool dedicated to mermaids.However, there is only one public pool dedicated to mermaids in this area, which is a little far away from here.
'Mermaid set meal A, B, C, D, E, F, G, master, which one do you want? '
'I don't want either!Can't you do something else, Joe?I'm tired of the mermaid set meal! '
'I'm sorry, master, Xiao Qiao's system only has the mermaid package ABCDEFG.But the mermaid meal is formulated by the mermaid doctor and contains sufficient nutrition and all the vitamins the mermaid needs, which is good for the owner's body.Compared with ordinary food, the mermaid set meal can more reasonably adjust the body balance of the mermaid, so that you will be safer and smoother when you give birth to a baby in the future. 'Xiao Qiao strongly recommends the mermaid set meal.
'Little Qiao, why are you talking like those mermaid doctors? '
'Master, Xiao Qiao's system contains a complete set of "Mermaid Health Science" and "Mermaid Nutrition Encyclopedia". Even the mermaid doctor is not as comprehensive as I know. '
'Little Joe, you are awesome! '
'Thank you master, Xiao Qiao deserves it! '
'Little Joe, call the restaurant downstairs. '
'Yes Master. '
'I want to eat rice with fish-flavored shredded pork. '
'... yes, master. '
Wiping off the oil stains on her mouth, she put on a silver-blue mermaid skirt dotted with silver bright diamonds, and stuck it tightly to Qiao Qing's fishtail.
Take out a coat, wrap yourself tightly from head to tail, and then put on sunglasses and a mask.It is certain that no one can tell who is inside from this equipment.
'I'm going, little Joe! '
'The master walks slowly. '
Skillfully avoiding the surveillance video and patrolling security inside the building, he has done this once a month, and he has become very familiar with it. He easily slipped into his private garage. Behind his beloved Lei 7, there is another quilt The covered car, the silver-blue 'mermaid car', is not because Qiao Qing likes blue, but because his fishtail is silver-blue, so mom, dad and dad always like to buy blue things for him.Qiao Qing, who didn't like shopping by herself, had no choice but to accept it.In fact, he had asked his parents before, why he was not called Qiao Lan, because in terms of his father and mother's 'bad taste', he should be called Qiao Lan anyway.
As a result, the mother and father lifted up their mermaid skirts, pointed to the mermaid tail that was exactly the same color as Qiao Qing's and said, "My name is already Lan, so your father thought and thought, and then realized that there is a saying in ancient times that is, Qing , take it from blue and green from blue.So, your name is Qiao Qing. '
Get on the 'mermaid car. 'Taking off his coat, mask and eyes, he was going to die of heat, and it was actually a kind of suffering to cover him so tightly on a hot day.But Qiao Qing didn't want her identity as a single mermaid to be exposed in this apartment full of single men.
The 40-mile 'mermaid car' is naturally not as good as Qiao Qing's favorite car 'Lei 7', but fortunately, the special lane for the mermaid never encounters traffic jams. , Qiao Qing also secretly smiled.
The location of the blind date was not too far from Qiao Qing's residence.It's in the famous mermaid area in Area C.
The so-called 'mermaid area', almost all the single mermaids in this city live there.Therefore, the security of the community is very strict.
After verifying his identity, Qiao Qing drove to the hall.Of course he is not alone in the blind date, all single mermaids over the age of 18 in this city have to participate, but even in the whole city, there are only a hundred or so single mermaids.
'Hi, Qiao Qing! ’ A young fish with a golden tail greeted Qiao Qing.
'Xiao Huang, long time no see! 'Gold is 3 years younger than him and is his neighbor.
'Xiao Huang is like the name of a dog. ' Gold complained.
' Better than being called gold, makes me think of puppy poo. '
... Huang Jin extremely resented the father who named him. His father was an industrialist and owned several factories, but he didn't read any books in his early years, and he worked everything out by himself.Although it can be said that he is a successful person with a successful career, but from the name he gave to his little mermaid, it can be seen, 'I am uneducated, it is terrible'
'I heard that there will be newcomers coming today? ' Jin whispered authentically.
'What newcomer? '
'You know, there has been a lot of buzz on the Internet recently, the little security guard fought the gangsters bravely, and directly got 1 merit points, which is enough to apply for mermaids, so this time, the mermaid committee has included him in the blind date list, and I will come today , I think he looks good, and he is young. Recently, a director asked him to take a movie.It is estimated that there will be good development in the future, you will be 25 soon, why don't you just have a good time with the little security guard. '
Merit points are very difficult to obtain, so most people with enough merit points will be too old.
'It's better than marrying an old man. ' Gold said again.
because
Again and again (catch insects)
For Qiao Qing, the blind date conference was more like a gathering of old friends of mermaids than a blind date, except that there were some strange men at the venue, which prevented them from singing, dancing and drinking wildly.
Of course, this is not what Qiao Qing is most dissatisfied with about the blind date meeting. It is the mermaid set meals A, B, C, D, E, F, G that are arranged in a buffet style. This is what Qiao Qing hates the most!Fortunately, since he participated in the blind date meeting for the first time, he has experience, and he only comes when he is full every time, otherwise he will be hungry.
The mermaid's blind date meeting is actually very interesting.
The entire venue was divided into three parts, one was the mermaid's activity area, the other was the men's territory, and the third was a separate small room.Men are strictly prohibited from stepping into the mermaid's activity area, this is also to protect the safety of the mermaids.Although the men who come here for a blind date are basically well-educated, even if they are not well-educated, they will try their best to show their best side in order to be favored by the beautiful and gentle mermaids, but some accidents still need to be guarded against.
The mermaid area and the men's area are blocked by a thick glass, the men naturally cannot see the mermaids, but the mermaids can see their every move.When the mermaids find a certain man pleasing to the eye, they can go to the staff and tell him the number of the number plate on the man's chest. Then, one person and one fish will get along in a separate small room, of course, still through the glass.Every man has 3 chances for blind dates. If he fails to have a successful blind date after participating in 3 blind date conferences, he can only participate in mermaid blind date conferences in other regions.
After a while, the mermaids, who had already experienced many battles, brought chairs skillfully, each picked a good angle and position, and sat on the side of the glass.Among them are some mermaids who are good at making snacks and distribute the snacks made at home to everyone.
'Come in, come in, hey, there are quite a few new faces this time! "Jin Jin picked a plum-shaped snack and put it in his mouth, evil, who made this?It even tastes like mustard!
Seeing Jin Jin's face turned iron blue, Qiao Qing picked up a glass of water and handed it to him, saying, "This is from Bai Yin." '
'Why didn't you say it earlier! Gold switched back, glaring viciously at the mermaid with a silver tail sitting on the other end.Silver smiled provocatively at Gold.
Gold and Silver were born in the same year, and they are also neighbors. They should have cared for each other so well, but for some reason, they became enemies who quarreled when they met.However, Qiao Qing secretly guessed that the reason for their quarrel was probably because of their names. Gold and Silver are indeed very talented father and mother!
On the other side of the glass, a group of men filed in. Most of these men were handsome, good-natured, mature and stable.You can tell at a glance that you are someone with some achievements.
The men were led to several tables by the staff, and when they were ready, the staff started to serve the dishes!
Huh?Qiao Qing saw a familiar figure among the men.
Song Yun?Why is he here?Song Yun really never said that he has enough meritorious service. From this point of view, it may not be easy to fall in love with Song Yun as a man. After all, you can apply for a fish. How many men want to fall in love with men? Of course it's not impossible, it's just that such cases are rare.
Among a group of men of a certain age, Song Yun, who was young and handsome, of course quickly attracted the attention of the mermaids.Some mermaids have already started looking through the profiles of the men.
'Song Yun?This is not bad~" Jin Jin turned on the microcomputer on the watch, and a screen appeared in midair, with Song Yun's life on the screen.
'Wow, this is amazing, I got a double undergraduate degree from University H in country A at the age of 12! '
'Yeah? 'Qiao Qing didn't know why she felt a little depressed.
'What's wrong? ' asked Gold.
'No, nothing. Qiao Qing actually dislikes blind dates. Although most mermaids meet and get married through blind dates, Qiao Qing doesn't like it at all.Although mermaids can live a loving life with their partners after they go on a blind date and get married, Qiao Qing feels that something is always missing.Mermaids need to be loved and cared for. This is the concept and norms attached to men by the social environment, but do they really love each other?Didn't love him because he was a mermaid, or did he love him because he was a mermaid?He didn't know, Qiao Qing only knew that he didn't want that kind of marriage, that he didn't want to be loved just because he was a mermaid, but because he was Qiao Qing, and only loved him because he was Qiao Qing.That's why he managed to get a 'small pill' from his brother in the Mermaid Research Institute that can temporarily turn the mermaid's fish tail into legs, and persuaded his father and mother to look for a marriage that he recognized as a man. .
Qiao Qing did not deny that when he saw Song Yun, he was very disappointed.
'found it!Qiao Qing, look, it's number 37, Fang Sui, that little security guard! ' Jin excitedly pointed at the young man sitting at the last table.
The young man in a black suit that can be seen as cheap at a glance is lowering his head and eating the food on the table. Unlike other people who try to show their elegant side, Fang Suizheng eats vigorously and completely ignores the food on the table. He saw the '囧' expressions of the men next to him.
'Pfft' Unconsciously, Qiao Qing laughed.It turns out that there are men who are more interested in food than mermaids!Thinking of this, Qiao Qing's mood improved a lot, and he also felt that his inexplicable anger towards Song Yun just now was indeed a bit too much. Mermaids are all men want to see, and not all men come here for blind dates, maybe There are also other purposes, such as eating...
'I'm going to the bathroom. Qiao Qing gestured to Jin, and then walked towards the bathroom.I found a hidden place, took out my mobile phone, and dialed the number I had been in contact with frequently recently.He can't negate others one-sidedly, can he?
'Song Yun, I'm Qiao Qing. '
'...'
'have time?Why don't I invite you to a movie?There is a new movie today, which I have been looking forward to. '
'...'
'tomorrow?Not tomorrow, I don't have time.Can't you do it today? '
'...'
'Well, let's talk about it later! '
'...'
'goodbye. 'Turn off the phone, it seems that you have to choose another partner, there are still 18 days, time really waits for mermaids!
Returning to the seat, Song Yun was no longer seated, Jin Jin whispered: "That number 12 is so powerful, there are 4,5 or [-] mermaids asking him out, and it was the first time I saw him being photographed by mermaids so quickly." '
'It's also the first time I've seen it. 'Qiao Qing laughed.
'That's right, Qiao Qing, I ordered the cards for you! Raising a number selection machine in his hand, a big number 37 is displayed on it.
Qiao Qing suddenly had an urge to kill fish.Qiao Qing, be patient.
The staff walked to Fang Sui and said: 'Room 07. '
Fang Sui was inexplicable and looked at the staff blankly.Fang Sui felt the envious and jealous eyes of the men around him.
After thinking about it, he looked at most of the food on the table that he had eaten.
With an expression of "I'm really sorry", he said: "I'm really sorry, I have never eaten such a delicious dish when I grow up, it made everyone laugh, you eat it too, you are welcome!" ' After finishing speaking, he picked up a chopstick of food for the man next to him.
Seeing that Fang Sui had no intention of leaving, the staff said, "Mr. Fang Sui, please go to Room 07." '
'What are you going to do? '
Qiao Qing was sitting in Room 07, on the glass side. Fortunately, he didn't put the set of equipment in the car when he went out.Covering himself tightly again, confirming that even his parents would not recognize him, Qiao Qing felt that he could finally face the upcoming challenge calmly.Just say a few words and send Fang Sui away.
'You, hello. Fang Sui stammered when he saw the mermaid sitting on the other side of the glass covered by a hat, eyes, mask, and coat so that no physical features could be seen.
'Hello. 'Deliberately lowered his voice so that Fang Suiyao could still recognize him, so he took his surname!
'My name is Fang Sui. '
'kindness. '
'Fang, Fang is 28 years old. '
'...'
'That, you, are you a human, a mermaid? Fang Sui asked again.
'kindness. "This is a mermaid blind date meeting. Of course he is a mermaid, and his thinking is confused. Hehe, it is probably the first time this kid has met a single
The mermaid is so close, look, not only stuttering, but even his face is a little red, why not tease him, just reported the previous few times
Enemies, making up his mind, Qiao Qing changed his strategy of dismissing the lost party casually.
'What's your job? 'Qiao Qing asked.
'I'm a security guard, I'm, I'm amazing, really! Seeing that the mermaid took the initiative to answer him, Fang Sui showed a look of excitement on his face.
Qiao Qing was disdainful in her heart, Tsk, I thought you weren't interested in mermaids.
'You, why are you wearing so many clothes? ' Fang Sui asked.
'I accidentally got a rash and couldn't see the wind. 'Qiao Qing said what he had prepared a long time ago.
'Hehe, so that's the case, I thought you thought you were ugly and didn't dare to come out to meet people. After Fang Sui finished speaking, he touched his head and showed a 'shy' smile. 'I heard that the mermaids are very beautiful. '
You are the only one who is ugly, and your whole family is ugly!If Qiao Qing were given a hammer now, he would smash the glass between them first, and then smash Fang Sui's head.
"Being a mermaid is really a very lucky thing. You see, you don't need to spend money on food, clothing, housing and transportation. The country will also give you a gold card, and allocate a lot of money every month. How wonderful it is. Our monthly salary is not much, and the price of goods has been rising. Now a catty of eggs costs five yuan, do you know?Not only eggs, but oil and rice are also rising, but the wages are not rising. Like me as a security guard, I only get 1000 yuan a month without commission, and I have to pay my own pension insurance.house, yes!Especially for a house, it costs tens of thousands of yuan per square meter. I forget it. If I don’t eat or drink, I can buy a square meter in one year. It takes 5 or 6 years to save a toilet! And...'
……
Qiao Qing regretted it. He should have dismissed him with a few words decisively. At that time, he must have been possessed by a ghost before he decided to tease him!
Finally, while Fang Sui was taking a breath, Qiao Qing politely proposed that today's meeting would be over.
'Well, Mr. Mermaid, can I ask you a question? '
'Okay, okay! '
'Can the meals at today's venue be packed?Before entering the venue, the staff charged me 100 yuan for the meal, saying that it was all I could eat...'
Today, Qiao Qing deeply realized that a mermaid can twist its arms up to its waist, talk and talk, but it must not try to deal with Fang Sui.
Bei Ning is a bad fish (to catch bugs)
'Qiao Qing, you look a bit grim, did the meeting not go well? Jin Jin looked at his friend worriedly. Qiao Qing was pale and wobbled when he walked, so he hurriedly stood up and supported him.
……
Received the sharp look from Qiao Qing, it seemed that something was not going well, Jin Jin took a peek at Qiao Qing, and then at Fang Sui who had re-entered his seat on the other side of the glass, wouldn't it?Really not going well?He thinks that the little security guard is not bad, he looks like a good match with Qiao Qing.
'I'm going back first. 'For the first time, Qiao Qing felt that maybe marrying an older man who doesn't talk too much could also be considered.Perhaps when he has to choose, he should consider this aspect.
'So early?Do not look at other? Jin Jin said, "I think that Song Yun is also good." '
'No. 'Meet Song Yun?He just decided to pass Song Yun.Huh?He had completely forgotten about it, and now there was no trace of sadness left, all because of being pissed off by the damn Fang Sui!
'Then I'll go first, bye. After saying goodbye to Jin, Qiao Qing returned to his mermaid car.
Open the door.
The golden fish tail appeared in Qiao Qing's sight.
'Hi! Laiyu showed a refreshing smile.
'Hi...' Qiao Qing didn't know what to say.
Get in the mermaid car, close the door, 'to my house? 'Qiao Qing asked.
"Of course, I can only rely on you, Xiao Qingqing now..." The delicate little face the size of a palm looked at Qiao Qing pitifully.
'...Brother, can you speak normally?My goosebumps were all over the floor. '
'……All right! ''Big brother' pulled the seat of the mermaid car back, and the golden fishtail 'clicked' onto the shelf in front of the co-pilot.With his hands crossed in front of his chest, just missing a pair of sunglasses, with a toothpick in his mouth, the whole fish lazily leaned on the chair and said: "TNND, I'm suffocating, you don't know, I spent too much time just escaped. '
'Bei Ning, I think if you show your current appearance to your fiancé, even if you are a mermaid, he will call off the engagement without hesitation. '
'hair!He said I was frank and cute! Thinking of the tenderness in Lin Yuan's eyes at that time, Bei Ning's face turned rosy unnaturally, but fortunately it was dark in the car, so Qiao Qing didn't see it.
'That's not good?Finally someone is willing to want you, you should hurry up and marry yourself! 'Some people say Bei Ning is cute?How difficult it is!How could such a good man be missed.Qiao Qing began to think about the success rate of sending Bei Ning back now.
'That's marriage!Think about it, after you get married, you will be with one person for the rest of your life. You are no longer alone, and you have to bear the joys, sorrows, sorrows and joys of the other person, and then you have to lay eggs, hatch eggs, and take care of children!And...'Soldiers are such a high-risk occupation, what if he is gone?Thinking of never seeing those eyes looking at him tenderly and dotingly again, Bei Ning felt that his eyes began to become sour.I secretly pinched myself to clear my mind and calm down some uncontrolled emotions.
'Bei Ning, I'm not talking about you, you have a problem, you need to be cured! Qiao Qing chuckled inwardly, don't think he didn't listen, when Bei Ning mentioned his fiancé, his tone softened unconsciously, and he was only resisting marriage, not his fiancé, he always complained before. 'Come on, this time, I'm afraid it's going to sink.Little boy, finally someone can cure you.
'There's something wrong with you, your whole family is wrong! 'Beining fried hair. 'Hey, don't think I don't know, your house is turning left, why are you turning right!You don't mean to send me home, do you? !Little Qingqing...'
Damn, you guessed it right!Touching his nose, Qiao Qing said, "I just accidentally saw the wrong way." 'Turn the car back on the way home.
'Yeah?Then you are really careless.Xiao Qingqing, in fact, I am also very careless!Pornographic photos and the like, if they are accidentally spread, it would be bad. 'Want to plot against him?Xiao Qingqing, you are still a little tender.
'Please, you, one, must, want, small, heart, ah! 'Damn it, people really can't make mistakes, a mistake will cause eternal hatred!It was just a drunken time, and Bei Ning caught him by the pigtails.Beining, you bad fish, I curse you after being caught by your fiancé, you will be crushed to death on the bed, give birth to a lot of little mermaids, and exhaust you to death!
"Little Qiao, long time no see~" Back at Qiao Qingdi's home, Bei Ning greeted Xiao Qiao cheerfully.
'Master Beining, hello. 'Close the latest issue of "Mermaid Health Guide", Xiao Qiao said.
'Little Qiao, why are you reading this magazine again?I remember I had unsubscribed. Seeing the thick "Mermaid Health Guide" on the table, Qiao Qing just wanted to throw him out and burn it.Because of this book, Xiao Qiao only cooks mermaid set meals for him every meal!
'Master, as a robot dedicated to mermaids, how can I not subscribe to this book? This is a masterpiece!If you haven't read this book, Xiao Qiao won't be able to raise her head in front of other robots in the future! He took the first step and picked up his beloved "Mermaid Health Guide". He had only read half of it, so he couldn't be thrown away by the master.Especially this issue introduces the new mermaid
'For you who are still hesitating whether to confess your love, what you urgently need now is not only courage, but also an atmosphere suitable for confession. Maybe a short trip for two days and one night can help you. 'travel?This is okay, Qiao Qing's small pill can't last 24 hours a day, 12 hours is already the limit.This is not good, Qiao Qing changed another one.
After flipping through a few books, he found that the contents were all the same. In the end, Qiao Qing decided to go to the movies first and then go to dinner. Flowers, well, he can reluctantly accept a bouquet of flowers for Song Yun, but small gifts still count. up.
It took an hour to make a date plan, but there was still a long day ahead.I am used to the busyness of work, but when I am suddenly idle, I feel a little overwhelmed.
'Little Joe. '
'Yes Master. '
'Get me the notebook. '
'Okay, master. '
'Wait, Xiao Qiao, help me log in the 'Mecha Age' to the interface first, and then give it to me. 'When you turn on the computer, you will see hot news. Qiao Qing thinks it's best not to see that 'face' right now.
'Okay, master. '
Xiao Qiao brought the notebook, and it turned out to be the login interface of the game.
'Mecha Era' is a battle-type online game with the theme of mecha combat.It is a very classic game in this era. Although there are holographic mecha games now, this keyboard mecha game is still the favorite of many people.
Enter account and password
'Green riverside grass - welcome back to the 'Mecha Age'.
'You have new mail, please check it. '
FROM Beiming Youyu: I'm getting married, it's so scary, the date is set for September 9 this year, and the target is Lieutenant General Lin Yuan, at present the family is watching closely, making phone calls and surfing the Internet is not easy, I have already decided to You escaped marriage, your current address has not changed, right?When I find a chance, I will go to you.
Look at the date, it was sent on September 9th.Today is the 9th, that is, 12 days ago, yesterday's mother and father called and didn't tell him that Bei Ning was going to get married.If Beining escaped marriage successfully, it should be here in a few days, right?
'Little Joe. '
'Yes Master. '
'In a while, you go to the supermarket to buy more ingredients, be sure to fill up the refrigerator, and buy more beef. 'Beining's craftsmanship is quite good, if you don't take this opportunity to enjoy it, it will be a big loss.
Turn off mail.
A frame pops up on the interface——Back with the wind $_$ invites you to enter room 1818.The room is a personal battle mode, agree or reject.
Qiao Qing agreed.
After stretching and playing the game all morning, his whole body was indeed stiff, and his fingers were still trembling.
Follow the wind $_$ added friends, and agreed to play a team battle together in the afternoon, Qiao Qing went offline.This $_$ technology that comes with the wind is quite awesome. Although the equipment is very bad, basically it is a gift from the system, but he has never won a battle between the two of them.Qiao Qing doesn't think he's a god-level expert, but he's still considered top-notch. He's well-known in District 18 of the 'Mecha Era'. Since he can beat him with junk equipment, he's powerless to fight back. This comes with the wind. $_$ is definitely not ordinary, maybe it is the trumpet of a certain great god?Qiao Qing comforted himself, otherwise being pretended to be like this by a civilian system would hurt his self-esteem.
Qiao Qing gently turned his waist carefully, and the pain was no longer as painful as before.
Early on Thursday morning, Qiao Qing showed up at the company on time. Everyone from the receptionist to the boss expressed concern about his cold.
Sitting in the office, when there is no case, Qiao Qing's work is really easy. He just sits in the office and reads the newspaper and surfs the Internet. But once he takes an order, he is very busy.
After work, Qiao Qing drove his Lei 7 straight to the headquarters of 'Dragon's Breath'. He asked Song Yun to go to the movies today. Of course, he didn't forget to buy a bouquet of roses at the flower shop on the way.
Facing the rearview mirror, I did a final tidying of my clothes. The book said that a clean and tidy appearance is the key to a successful date.
Qiao Qing saw Song Yun who was about to walk out of the gate, quickly picked up the rose on the passenger seat, opened the car door, walked up to Song Yun, and tried to do every step perfectly, the last date was really a cup of life Gu, because of his twisted waist, didn't eat, so Song Yun sent him home directly.
Even Xiao Qiao almost alarmed the mermaid doctor. If those people found out, he would be locked up in the mermaid hospital and have a bridal chamber with a certain applicant.
'Here you are, Mr. Beautiful. As his thoughts turned, Qiao Qing raised the corners of his mouth. He secretly practiced this smile several times at home yesterday, and even asked Xiao Qiao to be his adviser.Even the lines are classic dating lines that he copied from the Internet.
He took the flowers from Qiao Qing's hands, and he didn't know if it was Qiao Qing's illusion. He felt that Song Yun's complexion was a little bit bad today, "Be caring and considerate to the person you like, and show your gentle and considerate side. Qiao Qing remembered that it was written in the book, so she said softly, "Song Yun, what's wrong with you, are you feeling unwell?"I see that your complexion is a little bad. '
'No, Qiao Qing, let's get in the car first. ' Song Yundao.
'That's right, the movie is about to start, and I have booked an Italian restaurant, let's eat after the movie. '
'Okay, get in the car, don't be late. '
The movie Qiao Qing chose was his favorite horror and thriller theme, and it was the latest thriller blockbuster produced this year.The occasional screams and bloody scenes in the movie theater made Qiao Qing very enjoyable. Sure enough, ghost movies are the most satisfying to watch in the movie theater.
It's just that Qiao Qing couldn't fully devote herself to the horror atmosphere created by the movie because of the constant 'creaking' sound coming from behind.
It's rare to have such a good atmosphere. Someone was eating popcorn in the movie theater. When the audience was silent and the movie reached its climax, what Qiao Qing heard was the sound of people in the back seat chewing popcorn.
"Sir, can I trouble you not to—" Looking back, Qiao Qing decided to remind the 'impolite' Mr. Popcorn behind him in a low voice.
It was such a familiar face, Qiao Qing's expression sank unconsciously.
'Ah, aren't you the gentleman who accidentally twisted his waist that day?I'm really sorry that day, is your waist better? '
'Fang, Sui' gritted his teeth and said the man's name, Qiao Qing felt that his patience had really reached its limit.
Blind Date Conference (Catch Bugs)
'Fang, Sui' gritted his teeth and said the man's name, Qiao Qing felt that his patience had really reached its limit!
'Huh?do you know my nameDo I need your autograph? Fang Sui lowered his voice suddenly, and leaned close to Qiao Qing's ear, the heat of his breath scratched Qiao Qing's ears, and Qiao Qing hid aside.
'Why should I care about your autograph! 'Qiao Qing, a top-notch person, has never met him before, why does he want to sign? !Sign his medical bill? !Qiao Qing knew for the first time that there is no lower limit to loathe someone.
'Don't you want it?Recently, when I walk on the street, people always ask me for my autograph. I also think that since I made you twist your waist the day before yesterday, I don’t need money for your autograph! After finishing speaking, Fang Sui took out a hat, but the movie theater was too dark to tell what color it was. He pointed it to Qiao Qing and said, "Recently, I have to pretend to go out. It's really troublesome." '
Qiao Qing felt that it would be better for Fang Sui to eat popcorn and plug his mouth. He regretted so much why he couldn't hold his breath just now. This is the end of his mouth.
Seeing Qiao Qing turn around, Fang Sui curled his lips, then leaned closer and said, "This elite man is your boyfriend?" '
Qiao Qing doesn't want to talk to him at all now, no, never wants to talk to him, no, it's best never to see him again.
Thinking about it this way, it seems that he has been unlucky since he met Fang Sui. The first time he crashed a car, the second time he twisted his waist, and the third time he saw his face on the Internet and made his waist twist. It's getting worse.This time...Qiao Qing vaguely felt a tinge of uneasiness in her heart.
When he regained his senses, at some point, Fang Sui had already spoken to Song Yun.
' Mr. Song is young and promising, really enviable! There was a flattery in Fang Sudi's voice, and the tone of his voice almost seemed to float to the sky.
'Mr. Song, I have bought shares in your company, so am I also a shareholder of 'Dragon's Breath'? '
'Mr. Song, I heard that your company pays very well, including five social insurances and one housing fund, and year-end dividends. Even the basic salary is 10% higher than other companies. '
"Mr. Song, you see, it is fate that we met. I wonder if your company still lacks security guards?"I am a very hardworking person, and I work hard without complaint. I can do everything! '
'Mr. Song...'
When THEEND appeared on the movie screen, Qiao Qing and Song Yun were obviously relieved.
'Mr. Fang, we still have something to do, so we're leaving today. Song Yun said goodbye to Fang Sui politely, with a little impatience already in his tone.
Qiao Qing felt that after today's movie, his affection for Song Yun had obviously risen to a new level, enough to endure Fang Sui's talkative person, no matter his concentration and self-cultivation, he was absolutely top-notch. When Fang Sui was knocked out with a punch, Song Yun could still listen with a smile on his face.Sure enough, not ordinary people.
The hand uploaded someone else's temperature, it was very warm, looked up, it was Song Yun's handsome face, Song Yun showed a slightly childish smile, and mouthed: 'Go! 'Then, he pulled Qiao Qing and walked quickly outside the cinema.
The two of them deliberately ignored a male voice behind them: "Mr. Song, we haven't changed our business cards yet!" '
After sitting in the car, the physical strength of the person who had been sitting in the office for a long time really declined, and both of them were panting a little. Hearing each other's panting, Qiao Qing raised his head and met Song Yun.
'Hahahaha' 'hahahaha' the two looked at each other and suddenly started laughing.
'Song Yun, let's go eat. Qiao Qing felt that the distance between him and Song Yun was getting closer.The movie theater is really a place to enhance goodwill!
'Okay, let's work hard on our Mr. Joe. ' Song Yundao.
'Happy to serve Mr. Song. 'Deliberately raised the tone, very much like the tone of 'Mr. Song' just now.
The two laughed again.
Not far away, looking at the afterimage of Lei 7 going away, the young man wearing a black peaked cap took out his miniature camera and pressed the shutter.
On Friday, Qiao Qing and Song Yun didn't go on a date, because Song Yun had a very important meeting today, and Qiao Qing still remembered that there was a blind date banquet waiting for him on Friday night, so he had to make an appointment next time.
After getting off work on Friday, I returned home, and the blind date banquet started at 08:30 in the evening. It was only five o'clock, three and a half hours, enough time for Qiao Qing to take a nice bath in the bathroom to relieve her fatigue.
Showing off his fish tail, Qiao Qing jumped into the pool, splashing a splash of water.
"Master..." Xiao Qiao's voice came from behind, turning around, Xiao Qiao was wet from head to toe.Fortunately, the waterproof function has been implemented, otherwise it is estimated that it will be returned to the factory.
'What's for dinner? 'Qiao Qing asked.Flicking the tail of the fish and swimming in the pool, it will end in no time, but it is not as good as the pool dedicated to mermaids.However, there is only one public pool dedicated to mermaids in this area, which is a little far away from here.
'Mermaid set meal A, B, C, D, E, F, G, master, which one do you want? '
'I don't want either!Can't you do something else, Joe?I'm tired of the mermaid set meal! '
'I'm sorry, master, Xiao Qiao's system only has the mermaid package ABCDEFG.But the mermaid meal is formulated by the mermaid doctor and contains sufficient nutrition and all the vitamins the mermaid needs, which is good for the owner's body.Compared with ordinary food, the mermaid set meal can more reasonably adjust the body balance of the mermaid, so that you will be safer and smoother when you give birth to a baby in the future. 'Xiao Qiao strongly recommends the mermaid set meal.
'Little Qiao, why are you talking like those mermaid doctors? '
'Master, Xiao Qiao's system contains a complete set of "Mermaid Health Science" and "Mermaid Nutrition Encyclopedia". Even the mermaid doctor is not as comprehensive as I know. '
'Little Joe, you are awesome! '
'Thank you master, Xiao Qiao deserves it! '
'Little Joe, call the restaurant downstairs. '
'Yes Master. '
'I want to eat rice with fish-flavored shredded pork. '
'... yes, master. '
Wiping off the oil stains on her mouth, she put on a silver-blue mermaid skirt dotted with silver bright diamonds, and stuck it tightly to Qiao Qing's fishtail.
Take out a coat, wrap yourself tightly from head to tail, and then put on sunglasses and a mask.It is certain that no one can tell who is inside from this equipment.
'I'm going, little Joe! '
'The master walks slowly. '
Skillfully avoiding the surveillance video and patrolling security inside the building, he has done this once a month, and he has become very familiar with it. He easily slipped into his private garage. Behind his beloved Lei 7, there is another quilt The covered car, the silver-blue 'mermaid car', is not because Qiao Qing likes blue, but because his fishtail is silver-blue, so mom, dad and dad always like to buy blue things for him.Qiao Qing, who didn't like shopping by herself, had no choice but to accept it.In fact, he had asked his parents before, why he was not called Qiao Lan, because in terms of his father and mother's 'bad taste', he should be called Qiao Lan anyway.
As a result, the mother and father lifted up their mermaid skirts, pointed to the mermaid tail that was exactly the same color as Qiao Qing's and said, "My name is already Lan, so your father thought and thought, and then realized that there is a saying in ancient times that is, Qing , take it from blue and green from blue.So, your name is Qiao Qing. '
Get on the 'mermaid car. 'Taking off his coat, mask and eyes, he was going to die of heat, and it was actually a kind of suffering to cover him so tightly on a hot day.But Qiao Qing didn't want her identity as a single mermaid to be exposed in this apartment full of single men.
The 40-mile 'mermaid car' is naturally not as good as Qiao Qing's favorite car 'Lei 7', but fortunately, the special lane for the mermaid never encounters traffic jams. , Qiao Qing also secretly smiled.
The location of the blind date was not too far from Qiao Qing's residence.It's in the famous mermaid area in Area C.
The so-called 'mermaid area', almost all the single mermaids in this city live there.Therefore, the security of the community is very strict.
After verifying his identity, Qiao Qing drove to the hall.Of course he is not alone in the blind date, all single mermaids over the age of 18 in this city have to participate, but even in the whole city, there are only a hundred or so single mermaids.
'Hi, Qiao Qing! ’ A young fish with a golden tail greeted Qiao Qing.
'Xiao Huang, long time no see! 'Gold is 3 years younger than him and is his neighbor.
'Xiao Huang is like the name of a dog. ' Gold complained.
' Better than being called gold, makes me think of puppy poo. '
... Huang Jin extremely resented the father who named him. His father was an industrialist and owned several factories, but he didn't read any books in his early years, and he worked everything out by himself.Although it can be said that he is a successful person with a successful career, but from the name he gave to his little mermaid, it can be seen, 'I am uneducated, it is terrible'
'I heard that there will be newcomers coming today? ' Jin whispered authentically.
'What newcomer? '
'You know, there has been a lot of buzz on the Internet recently, the little security guard fought the gangsters bravely, and directly got 1 merit points, which is enough to apply for mermaids, so this time, the mermaid committee has included him in the blind date list, and I will come today , I think he looks good, and he is young. Recently, a director asked him to take a movie.It is estimated that there will be good development in the future, you will be 25 soon, why don't you just have a good time with the little security guard. '
Merit points are very difficult to obtain, so most people with enough merit points will be too old.
'It's better than marrying an old man. ' Gold said again.
because
Again and again (catch insects)
For Qiao Qing, the blind date conference was more like a gathering of old friends of mermaids than a blind date, except that there were some strange men at the venue, which prevented them from singing, dancing and drinking wildly.
Of course, this is not what Qiao Qing is most dissatisfied with about the blind date meeting. It is the mermaid set meals A, B, C, D, E, F, G that are arranged in a buffet style. This is what Qiao Qing hates the most!Fortunately, since he participated in the blind date meeting for the first time, he has experience, and he only comes when he is full every time, otherwise he will be hungry.
The mermaid's blind date meeting is actually very interesting.
The entire venue was divided into three parts, one was the mermaid's activity area, the other was the men's territory, and the third was a separate small room.Men are strictly prohibited from stepping into the mermaid's activity area, this is also to protect the safety of the mermaids.Although the men who come here for a blind date are basically well-educated, even if they are not well-educated, they will try their best to show their best side in order to be favored by the beautiful and gentle mermaids, but some accidents still need to be guarded against.
The mermaid area and the men's area are blocked by a thick glass, the men naturally cannot see the mermaids, but the mermaids can see their every move.When the mermaids find a certain man pleasing to the eye, they can go to the staff and tell him the number of the number plate on the man's chest. Then, one person and one fish will get along in a separate small room, of course, still through the glass.Every man has 3 chances for blind dates. If he fails to have a successful blind date after participating in 3 blind date conferences, he can only participate in mermaid blind date conferences in other regions.
After a while, the mermaids, who had already experienced many battles, brought chairs skillfully, each picked a good angle and position, and sat on the side of the glass.Among them are some mermaids who are good at making snacks and distribute the snacks made at home to everyone.
'Come in, come in, hey, there are quite a few new faces this time! "Jin Jin picked a plum-shaped snack and put it in his mouth, evil, who made this?It even tastes like mustard!
Seeing Jin Jin's face turned iron blue, Qiao Qing picked up a glass of water and handed it to him, saying, "This is from Bai Yin." '
'Why didn't you say it earlier! Gold switched back, glaring viciously at the mermaid with a silver tail sitting on the other end.Silver smiled provocatively at Gold.
Gold and Silver were born in the same year, and they are also neighbors. They should have cared for each other so well, but for some reason, they became enemies who quarreled when they met.However, Qiao Qing secretly guessed that the reason for their quarrel was probably because of their names. Gold and Silver are indeed very talented father and mother!
On the other side of the glass, a group of men filed in. Most of these men were handsome, good-natured, mature and stable.You can tell at a glance that you are someone with some achievements.
The men were led to several tables by the staff, and when they were ready, the staff started to serve the dishes!
Huh?Qiao Qing saw a familiar figure among the men.
Song Yun?Why is he here?Song Yun really never said that he has enough meritorious service. From this point of view, it may not be easy to fall in love with Song Yun as a man. After all, you can apply for a fish. How many men want to fall in love with men? Of course it's not impossible, it's just that such cases are rare.
Among a group of men of a certain age, Song Yun, who was young and handsome, of course quickly attracted the attention of the mermaids.Some mermaids have already started looking through the profiles of the men.
'Song Yun?This is not bad~" Jin Jin turned on the microcomputer on the watch, and a screen appeared in midair, with Song Yun's life on the screen.
'Wow, this is amazing, I got a double undergraduate degree from University H in country A at the age of 12! '
'Yeah? 'Qiao Qing didn't know why she felt a little depressed.
'What's wrong? ' asked Gold.
'No, nothing. Qiao Qing actually dislikes blind dates. Although most mermaids meet and get married through blind dates, Qiao Qing doesn't like it at all.Although mermaids can live a loving life with their partners after they go on a blind date and get married, Qiao Qing feels that something is always missing.Mermaids need to be loved and cared for. This is the concept and norms attached to men by the social environment, but do they really love each other?Didn't love him because he was a mermaid, or did he love him because he was a mermaid?He didn't know, Qiao Qing only knew that he didn't want that kind of marriage, that he didn't want to be loved just because he was a mermaid, but because he was Qiao Qing, and only loved him because he was Qiao Qing.That's why he managed to get a 'small pill' from his brother in the Mermaid Research Institute that can temporarily turn the mermaid's fish tail into legs, and persuaded his father and mother to look for a marriage that he recognized as a man. .
Qiao Qing did not deny that when he saw Song Yun, he was very disappointed.
'found it!Qiao Qing, look, it's number 37, Fang Sui, that little security guard! ' Jin excitedly pointed at the young man sitting at the last table.
The young man in a black suit that can be seen as cheap at a glance is lowering his head and eating the food on the table. Unlike other people who try to show their elegant side, Fang Suizheng eats vigorously and completely ignores the food on the table. He saw the '囧' expressions of the men next to him.
'Pfft' Unconsciously, Qiao Qing laughed.It turns out that there are men who are more interested in food than mermaids!Thinking of this, Qiao Qing's mood improved a lot, and he also felt that his inexplicable anger towards Song Yun just now was indeed a bit too much. Mermaids are all men want to see, and not all men come here for blind dates, maybe There are also other purposes, such as eating...
'I'm going to the bathroom. Qiao Qing gestured to Jin, and then walked towards the bathroom.I found a hidden place, took out my mobile phone, and dialed the number I had been in contact with frequently recently.He can't negate others one-sidedly, can he?
'Song Yun, I'm Qiao Qing. '
'...'
'have time?Why don't I invite you to a movie?There is a new movie today, which I have been looking forward to. '
'...'
'tomorrow?Not tomorrow, I don't have time.Can't you do it today? '
'...'
'Well, let's talk about it later! '
'...'
'goodbye. 'Turn off the phone, it seems that you have to choose another partner, there are still 18 days, time really waits for mermaids!
Returning to the seat, Song Yun was no longer seated, Jin Jin whispered: "That number 12 is so powerful, there are 4,5 or [-] mermaids asking him out, and it was the first time I saw him being photographed by mermaids so quickly." '
'It's also the first time I've seen it. 'Qiao Qing laughed.
'That's right, Qiao Qing, I ordered the cards for you! Raising a number selection machine in his hand, a big number 37 is displayed on it.
Qiao Qing suddenly had an urge to kill fish.Qiao Qing, be patient.
The staff walked to Fang Sui and said: 'Room 07. '
Fang Sui was inexplicable and looked at the staff blankly.Fang Sui felt the envious and jealous eyes of the men around him.
After thinking about it, he looked at most of the food on the table that he had eaten.
With an expression of "I'm really sorry", he said: "I'm really sorry, I have never eaten such a delicious dish when I grow up, it made everyone laugh, you eat it too, you are welcome!" ' After finishing speaking, he picked up a chopstick of food for the man next to him.
Seeing that Fang Sui had no intention of leaving, the staff said, "Mr. Fang Sui, please go to Room 07." '
'What are you going to do? '
Qiao Qing was sitting in Room 07, on the glass side. Fortunately, he didn't put the set of equipment in the car when he went out.Covering himself tightly again, confirming that even his parents would not recognize him, Qiao Qing felt that he could finally face the upcoming challenge calmly.Just say a few words and send Fang Sui away.
'You, hello. Fang Sui stammered when he saw the mermaid sitting on the other side of the glass covered by a hat, eyes, mask, and coat so that no physical features could be seen.
'Hello. 'Deliberately lowered his voice so that Fang Suiyao could still recognize him, so he took his surname!
'My name is Fang Sui. '
'kindness. '
'Fang, Fang is 28 years old. '
'...'
'That, you, are you a human, a mermaid? Fang Sui asked again.
'kindness. "This is a mermaid blind date meeting. Of course he is a mermaid, and his thinking is confused. Hehe, it is probably the first time this kid has met a single
The mermaid is so close, look, not only stuttering, but even his face is a little red, why not tease him, just reported the previous few times
Enemies, making up his mind, Qiao Qing changed his strategy of dismissing the lost party casually.
'What's your job? 'Qiao Qing asked.
'I'm a security guard, I'm, I'm amazing, really! Seeing that the mermaid took the initiative to answer him, Fang Sui showed a look of excitement on his face.
Qiao Qing was disdainful in her heart, Tsk, I thought you weren't interested in mermaids.
'You, why are you wearing so many clothes? ' Fang Sui asked.
'I accidentally got a rash and couldn't see the wind. 'Qiao Qing said what he had prepared a long time ago.
'Hehe, so that's the case, I thought you thought you were ugly and didn't dare to come out to meet people. After Fang Sui finished speaking, he touched his head and showed a 'shy' smile. 'I heard that the mermaids are very beautiful. '
You are the only one who is ugly, and your whole family is ugly!If Qiao Qing were given a hammer now, he would smash the glass between them first, and then smash Fang Sui's head.
"Being a mermaid is really a very lucky thing. You see, you don't need to spend money on food, clothing, housing and transportation. The country will also give you a gold card, and allocate a lot of money every month. How wonderful it is. Our monthly salary is not much, and the price of goods has been rising. Now a catty of eggs costs five yuan, do you know?Not only eggs, but oil and rice are also rising, but the wages are not rising. Like me as a security guard, I only get 1000 yuan a month without commission, and I have to pay my own pension insurance.house, yes!Especially for a house, it costs tens of thousands of yuan per square meter. I forget it. If I don’t eat or drink, I can buy a square meter in one year. It takes 5 or 6 years to save a toilet! And...'
……
Qiao Qing regretted it. He should have dismissed him with a few words decisively. At that time, he must have been possessed by a ghost before he decided to tease him!
Finally, while Fang Sui was taking a breath, Qiao Qing politely proposed that today's meeting would be over.
'Well, Mr. Mermaid, can I ask you a question? '
'Okay, okay! '
'Can the meals at today's venue be packed?Before entering the venue, the staff charged me 100 yuan for the meal, saying that it was all I could eat...'
Today, Qiao Qing deeply realized that a mermaid can twist its arms up to its waist, talk and talk, but it must not try to deal with Fang Sui.
Bei Ning is a bad fish (to catch bugs)
'Qiao Qing, you look a bit grim, did the meeting not go well? Jin Jin looked at his friend worriedly. Qiao Qing was pale and wobbled when he walked, so he hurriedly stood up and supported him.
……
Received the sharp look from Qiao Qing, it seemed that something was not going well, Jin Jin took a peek at Qiao Qing, and then at Fang Sui who had re-entered his seat on the other side of the glass, wouldn't it?Really not going well?He thinks that the little security guard is not bad, he looks like a good match with Qiao Qing.
'I'm going back first. 'For the first time, Qiao Qing felt that maybe marrying an older man who doesn't talk too much could also be considered.Perhaps when he has to choose, he should consider this aspect.
'So early?Do not look at other? Jin Jin said, "I think that Song Yun is also good." '
'No. 'Meet Song Yun?He just decided to pass Song Yun.Huh?He had completely forgotten about it, and now there was no trace of sadness left, all because of being pissed off by the damn Fang Sui!
'Then I'll go first, bye. After saying goodbye to Jin, Qiao Qing returned to his mermaid car.
Open the door.
The golden fish tail appeared in Qiao Qing's sight.
'Hi! Laiyu showed a refreshing smile.
'Hi...' Qiao Qing didn't know what to say.
Get in the mermaid car, close the door, 'to my house? 'Qiao Qing asked.
"Of course, I can only rely on you, Xiao Qingqing now..." The delicate little face the size of a palm looked at Qiao Qing pitifully.
'...Brother, can you speak normally?My goosebumps were all over the floor. '
'……All right! ''Big brother' pulled the seat of the mermaid car back, and the golden fishtail 'clicked' onto the shelf in front of the co-pilot.With his hands crossed in front of his chest, just missing a pair of sunglasses, with a toothpick in his mouth, the whole fish lazily leaned on the chair and said: "TNND, I'm suffocating, you don't know, I spent too much time just escaped. '
'Bei Ning, I think if you show your current appearance to your fiancé, even if you are a mermaid, he will call off the engagement without hesitation. '
'hair!He said I was frank and cute! Thinking of the tenderness in Lin Yuan's eyes at that time, Bei Ning's face turned rosy unnaturally, but fortunately it was dark in the car, so Qiao Qing didn't see it.
'That's not good?Finally someone is willing to want you, you should hurry up and marry yourself! 'Some people say Bei Ning is cute?How difficult it is!How could such a good man be missed.Qiao Qing began to think about the success rate of sending Bei Ning back now.
'That's marriage!Think about it, after you get married, you will be with one person for the rest of your life. You are no longer alone, and you have to bear the joys, sorrows, sorrows and joys of the other person, and then you have to lay eggs, hatch eggs, and take care of children!And...'Soldiers are such a high-risk occupation, what if he is gone?Thinking of never seeing those eyes looking at him tenderly and dotingly again, Bei Ning felt that his eyes began to become sour.I secretly pinched myself to clear my mind and calm down some uncontrolled emotions.
'Bei Ning, I'm not talking about you, you have a problem, you need to be cured! Qiao Qing chuckled inwardly, don't think he didn't listen, when Bei Ning mentioned his fiancé, his tone softened unconsciously, and he was only resisting marriage, not his fiancé, he always complained before. 'Come on, this time, I'm afraid it's going to sink.Little boy, finally someone can cure you.
'There's something wrong with you, your whole family is wrong! 'Beining fried hair. 'Hey, don't think I don't know, your house is turning left, why are you turning right!You don't mean to send me home, do you? !Little Qingqing...'
Damn, you guessed it right!Touching his nose, Qiao Qing said, "I just accidentally saw the wrong way." 'Turn the car back on the way home.
'Yeah?Then you are really careless.Xiao Qingqing, in fact, I am also very careless!Pornographic photos and the like, if they are accidentally spread, it would be bad. 'Want to plot against him?Xiao Qingqing, you are still a little tender.
'Please, you, one, must, want, small, heart, ah! 'Damn it, people really can't make mistakes, a mistake will cause eternal hatred!It was just a drunken time, and Bei Ning caught him by the pigtails.Beining, you bad fish, I curse you after being caught by your fiancé, you will be crushed to death on the bed, give birth to a lot of little mermaids, and exhaust you to death!
"Little Qiao, long time no see~" Back at Qiao Qingdi's home, Bei Ning greeted Xiao Qiao cheerfully.
'Master Beining, hello. 'Close the latest issue of "Mermaid Health Guide", Xiao Qiao said.
'Little Qiao, why are you reading this magazine again?I remember I had unsubscribed. Seeing the thick "Mermaid Health Guide" on the table, Qiao Qing just wanted to throw him out and burn it.Because of this book, Xiao Qiao only cooks mermaid set meals for him every meal!
'Master, as a robot dedicated to mermaids, how can I not subscribe to this book? This is a masterpiece!If you haven't read this book, Xiao Qiao won't be able to raise her head in front of other robots in the future! He took the first step and picked up his beloved "Mermaid Health Guide". He had only read half of it, so he couldn't be thrown away by the master.Especially this issue introduces the new mermaid
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