Star Hunting Guide

Under Russell's operation, Yop became popular before he even had time to appear on the show.

But what no one expected was that later, Russell also became strangely popular...

Things start with Yop's great blind date.

Since receiving a large number of courtship letters, Russell began to arrange blind dates with various people. Of course, blind dates are just a cover, and work is their focus. Speaking of business these days, it is really difficult to do business. Forget it, when necessary, you have to dedicate love and dedicate chrysanthemums.

All the dates were planned by Russell himself. In order to prevent him from being gay, his mother often arranged girls to torment him. As long as he goes home for vacation, he must be around all day long. After drinking coffee, eating hot pot, and eating Going to the hot pot to drink coffee again, he became angry and constipated, which made his ass hurt whenever he saw a woman.But what the ancestor said was right, maybe which cloud has rain, no, all the hard work experience has been used.

The master and the apprentice were in a relationship as if they were in a hurry, but unfortunately, after a month of tossing like this, the damned fate stone still didn't light up once.

"Do you think it's broken?" Yop saw that the man was about to have X dysfunction, and looked at the black stone necklace with a bitter face.

Russell didn't know what to do, but he thought that Sauter would not take 2 gold coins to play with him in 60B, so he said: "No way. It's only been less than a month. It's normal for such a big case to fail. I I don’t want to hide it from you, the commission alone is worth [-] gold coins, calculate how many years it took you to earn [-] gold coins, and mentally prepare for this cycle.”

Yop was frightened, and after a long time in Sparta, he stammered: "I, I, I never thought in my life that I could earn a hundred thousand gold coins..."

"There's no need to be pessimistic here, right?" Russell said blackly, the lifetime of a shapeshifter is almost 1000 years. Do you mean that I can't find Sauter's cheating wife before I die?

Under the great reward, there must be a brave man, Yop clenched his fist: "I will continue to work hard, boss!"

Russell nodded in satisfaction. Thinking about how he often fancies his boyfriend, it is inhumane to just show him or not to eat on a blind date every day, so he said: "Well, if you meet someone you like one day, you might as well talk about it first, don't worry about it." Business, anyway, you are past the age of puppy love, I am very open-minded."

"Really?" Yop was pleasantly surprised, glanced at him, and said shyly, "Boss, do you have anyone you like?"

Russell rubbed his chin and shook his head: "No." He is still mentally straight at the moment, but the magic of a female, the magic of a worm, is too powerful, I'm afraid it won't be able to bear it.

"Then what type do you like, boss?"

One sentence evoked Russell's painful memories: "Speaking of my dishes... When I was young—of course I am not old now—I had a date with a partner, and then we broke up because of personality differences, but I still feel that she It's pretty good-looking, so if I look for it in the future, I must look for the kind of big eyes, white and clean, gentle and shy, and it's better to be a little dull, even better."

Yop blinked, a blush appeared on his face, and he said shyly: "I understand boss, you are really reserved..."

When a subtle master meets a subtle apprentice, what he brings is devastating popularity.

Two days later, the anniversary celebration of "Let's Mate" officially kicked off. The royal stadium of the planet Sagena, the capital of the galaxy, was crowded with people, and the grand occasion was unprecedented. A translucent giant stage floated above the venue, and the 43 contestants were all handsomely dressed. Unrivaled and suave, standing on the star-studded suspended stage, waving to fans and suitors from time to time, the more than 5 spectators burst into excited shouts from time to time, and occasionally some people passed out due to high blood pressure and were The medical staff carried it out of the venue like a god coming down to earth, and the stars are holding the moon.

Yop stood on the last floating platform on the west side. The young man had never seen such a big scene. His bladder was not working well in the morning, and he had to go to the toilet in about ten minutes. Russell was so anxious that he wanted to put a sanitary napkin on him. It's a pity that the shapeshifters don't come to the big uncle, this fetish is really impossible to buy.

Finally, when the show started, Yop had to go to the toilet, and Russell pushed and pulled him onto the stage: "If you can't do it, you can pee your pants. Anyway, they are black pants, and the audience can't see them clearly. They think they are wet when they get wet. It's a special effect."

T_TYop choked speechlessly.

The scale of the anniversary celebration is huge. The judges and guests are all heavyweight players in the entertainment industry. There are spoofs and spoofs, sensationalism and sensationalism. The audience will cry and laugh at times. Russell is standing on the edge of the VIP stand, also wiping away tears Spray the drink and thoroughly experience the feeling of a deep well ice.

The show finally reached its climax, and the host began to introduce the contestants one by one. These 43 handsome guys can be said to include men of all types. Both are strong.

After introducing a sullen otaku, it was Yop who came down, because the host knew that he was shy and dumb, so he asked some silly questions to induce him to be cute. Yop's nervous brain waves were already disordered. The wind is messy, you ask for a drink and he answers for a meal, you say hello and he says sorry, the whole audience is erupting with joy, and his fans even used the projector to display the emoji of "崮rz" in mid-air, expressing embarrassment The king of the country must be him.

In the end, the host didn't know which nerve was wrong, so he asked suddenly: "Mr. Jopp, what does your dream girl look like? Can you tell us and share it with us?"

This question was simply equivalent to "tell us what you are unhappy about to make us happy", and the audience fell silent, waiting for Yop's god to unfold.

Jop's face was a little red, and there was a trace of sweat on his fair and plump forehead. He licked his lips and said, "Well, I actually like aliens better. Well, he doesn't have to be tall, he might be a little shorter than me." It doesn't matter, but you must be very manly, and you can take me in when I encounter difficulties, tolerate me, and tolerate a stupid guy like me who is always by his side."

The audience was a bit disappointed by what he said. The host laughed dryly and asked, "Yeah, Mr. Yop, you're very specific. Let me guess. You're not someone who already has a crush, right?"

Yop's face turned even redder, but he didn't deny it, but nodded bravely: "Yeah."

The audience's passion was finally ignited, and the male octopuses all opened their eyes wide with excitement.

"Then who is it? Can you tell us?" The host felt that something was breaking out. Although Yop was a newcomer, he was well-known and popular because of his good promotion in the past month.

Yop's clear and beautiful eyes swept across the VIP seats, and finally stopped on a small and inconspicuous figure in the corner: "I, I actually knew him not long ago, but, but I can't suppress the feeling of following him and admiring him. , I, I, I don’t know if he will accept me, but I still want to confess to him here—Mr. Russell, I like you!”

The moment his eyes swept towards Russell, the intelligent sensors on the scene had already made emergency adjustments, and a holographic camera and a beam of follower light had already shot over, covering Russell with a frozen expression firmly, and in Yop After saying this heartfelt confession, his instantly petrified dull face has been sent to the homes of hundreds of millions of users by the Internet, and he didn't even miss the drink that was overflowing from the corner of his mouth.

Russell is on fire!

At the same time, Sauter had just returned from a long journey.

20 days ago, there was intelligence that the remnants of the rebels imprisoned near the swallowing star were about to move, so he and Caton took a look over with their personal guards, and by the way, expressed condolences to the mech corps that had been stationed at the edge space station.Because the schedule is too full, he hardly even has time to eat except for sleeping, so all the reports about Russell and Quimby are stored in the memo and have not been read yet.

On the anniversary day, he finally ended his travels and returned to his home on the planet Saraena.The baboon dogs hadn't seen their owner for more than 20 days, so they rushed over to be intimate with him. Sort simply took all the pets to the restaurant and teased them while eating.

When the main dish of grilled seabass was delivered, the clock announced the hour. Soter looked at the butler Atoto, and suddenly remembered his hobby, so he turned on the holographic projection: "Sorry for being late today and delaying you If you are chasing the show, why not just watch it here."

Atoto's eyes lit up, and he said happily: "It's hard for you to remember His Majesty Soter, today is the anniversary celebration of 'Let's Mate', it's very lively, you might as well take a look."

Recalling that Russell is the promoter of this program, Sauter also became interested, put down the tableware and watched the projection with the housekeeper.

Unfortunately, 10 minutes later, he saw the unicorn slipping away from Caton, and was fortunate enough to witness his sensational confession to his client.

At the moment when he saw Russell on the interactive website, Sauter’s mood was very complicated, happy, angry, sweet, nostalgic... He tried to sum it up in less than ten words, but failed. This is probably the partial subject of his student days Bad results.

But facing the unicorn's confession, his emotions are much simpler, which can be summed up in one word - "angry".

Sauter lost all his appetite. He pursed his lips and brushed the top hair of the baboon dog. The poor pet was lying on the owner's lap, and his face was full of cows. He felt that the shape he just made today was useless, and he might even be bald Ah... I just secretly took a bite of your seabass just now... I used to sneak a bite of your seabass too. Could it be that master, are you just trying to figure it out?

"I want to go out." Sort stood up, and the ravaged baboon immediately ran away with its tail between its legs.

"It's very late, Your Majesty Sauter." Atoto hurriedly took his coat.

"Help me find out which hotel the actors of this show are staying in, and ask the guards to clear the venue... Forget it, let's go out in plain clothes, and don't disturb the people."