Star Hunting Guide

Everyone has some strange hobbies. Elder Jia Lima likes to collect meteorites, and General Carton likes to collect male pets.

Emperor Sot liked to collect taxes the most.

The number one writer in the δ galaxy, the Peerless Master, once said that what men are most interested in is nothing more than money and sex.Emperor Soter thinks so, but because the "Apocalypse" stipulates that he can only mate with his destined partner in his life, the matter of sex is a bit illusory to him, and who knows where his destined partner is staying? Anyway, it has been 300 years and there is still no news at all.

So there is only money left in his life, and as the supreme commander of the galaxy, he has only one way to make money - tax collection.

Sot the Great liked to collect taxes.

So when General Caton heard that someone dared to evade taxes by opening a private store on Planet Ejita, he immediately told Sauter the good news.

It has been a long time since no one dared to stroke Sauter's beard. Carton thought happily, now he will send his cronies to help him wipe out Ejita. There, tsk tsk, last time he ran so fast that he didn't even catch a hair, this time he must not miss.

But soon Caton became Sparta, and Lord Sauter actually decided to go on the expedition himself.

What is this scenario?The last time he went on a personal expedition was from the era of the Great Rebellion, isn't it 100 years old?The opponent has 2000 million troops and [-] million warships, is there anything?

Alas, his temper is getting bigger and bigger, or Quimby really owes him a lot of money.

"I said..." Carton coughed and cleared his throat, "Actually, you went to the sex slave auction, right?"

In the main control room of the small Brahma destroyer, Soter the Great was wearing a silver-gray dress, sitting opposite Caton, crossing his fingers to support his famous chin.

Speaking of which, Sauter really deserves to be the number one handsome man in the δ galaxy, with his slender figure, stern facial features, and ferocious deformity... he is really talented and beautiful, even if the galaxy emperor judges him with a beauty pageant, he can still be on the top of the list. Throne ah no problem.

Sauter took out a tissue and wiped Caton's saliva expressionlessly: "Carton, don't drool at me, I'm your boss, and I didn't pay you for your nympho part of my salary .”

"Ha, haha." Caton smiled awkwardly, "Well, I've had facial muscle spasms recently, and it's not your fault. Don't be sentimental. I think you've been watching it for 300 years, and you're tired of aesthetics."

Sauter patted his head: "The more developed your gonads, the more perverted your nympho will be. Unless it's directed at yourself, you will never be aesthetically fatigued."

Caton, who was seen through, covered his face and cried, and wiped away the illusory tears after 5 minutes: "By the way, you are actually going to the sex slave auction, right? You finally can't hold it anymore?"

Sauter was expressionless, and Caton shook his head and sighed: "I've said it a long time ago, those old guys in the Senate Hall are just playing tricks on you. You are not allowed to mate with other people after you are three hundred years old. It's too cruel, Sauter , don’t wait for some cheating destined partner, otherwise you will definitely become the oldest spinster in the entire Delta galaxy… or you already are.”

Sauter raised his hand, and the beam of the ray gun accurately passed through Caton's right shoulder. With a howl of wolves, the smell of burnt protein immediately permeated the whole warehouse.

Carton turned into a flying wolf and rolled all over the ground, his huge tail hitting the ground: "It's too cruel, so cruel, Sauter, you tyrant..."

"Team doctor, someone here is injured." Sauter pressed the communicator, and then left the control room without looking back.

"We'll be landing at Ejita in 10 minutes. You'll have 15 minutes to recover, General Carton."

Although he was three hundred years old, Sauter had no sexual experience yet, so when he knew that there was a sex slave auction on the tax-free planet Ejita, his anger had an added element of obscenity.

Or he can spend money to buy OR capture a sex slave for free for fun, virgins also have fantasies...

So this personal conquest was different from usual. The large fleet was left on a companion star at the outermost edge of Ejita, and the destroyer Carton's Little Brahma was carrying Sauter. Of course, in order to deceive people, it has been transformed into An inferior commercial transport ship.

Under the guidance of the navigation channel, the Little Brahma stopped on the designated track. Caton looked out through the porthole, and suddenly found a small spaceship not far away that looked very familiar. If I remember correctly, it seemed to be the car of the little beauty of Gaia Star. yeah……

"Oh, Sauter, our informant is also here." Caton's injury has completely healed, and he is a lively and vigorous man again.

Sauter looked at the civilian spaceship that was not bad, and snorted, indicating that he was not interested in the informant.

"If you keep speaking so concisely, your vocal cords are going to degenerate." After speaking, Carton opened the hatch and jumped out, jumping onto the hover car waiting outside, so as not to be penetrated by him again, although the recovery of the Flying Wolf Transformers Powerful, but also painful.

The suspension car quickly approached the hypermarket, and Sauter was furious when he saw the magnificent buildings in the rainforest. Kunbi, the bastard, is too much, a store is even more magnificent than his palace, well, if this time let If I catch you, I will fine you to build an office building for the galaxy government for free, anyway, you evaded so many taxes!

Tax!Tax!Tax!

Thousands of mud horses roared and ran past in his heart, and Sauter's mood barely improved.

Unlike Russell, Caton didn't care about the little money to buy a VIP, so Sauter was fortunate to sit in a seat with the best view in the hypermarket, and he could have a panoramic view of the stage as soon as he lowered his head.

"I said Sauter, can I keep the slave I photographed today?" Caton asked expectantly.

"Of course." Sauter flipped through the electronic index in his hand, and seeing so many beautiful slaves, he felt a little better, "I can also exempt you from the transaction tax. After all, turning a high-level destroyer into a An inferior commercial ship, the empire should pay you a little mental damage fee."

"May the Lord be with you." Caton clasped his hands together, his eyes sparkling like a girl's crystal.

The lights in the hall slowly dimmed, but the lights above the stage gradually turned on. A curvaceous host came up, and the sonorous metallic sound made Soter frowned, as if his tongue was wet. It smelled of motor oil.

"Distinguished guests, the 326th auction on Planet Ejita is about to begin. Our theme today is humanoid sex slaves. None of the 26 types of goods that will be launched have the ability to transform. Therefore, a friendly reminder, please do not Treat the product you photographed today with a large beast or a strong aggressive form, otherwise our warranty contract will be terminated immediately."

"Humanoid." Carton was a little disappointed. He has recently become fascinated by male creatures with steel feathers. The feeling of flapping their wings and mating in the air is really exciting. Since the flying wolves have wings, they should You should enjoy this wonderful benefit.

Sauter still sat on the seat with a blank expression. As a virgin, he really couldn't tell the difference between doing it on the bed and doing it in the sky.

fall!

Destined partner or something to die, die!

Goods are constantly being sent to the stage. These humanoid slaves have probably been injected with some kind of psychotoxin. They are very well-behaved. At the request of the host, they constantly show their various parts to the surrounding guests. Through the peepers in the box, Can clearly observe their body posture, including limbs, facial features, hair, and even genitals.

"Oh, Gray Star!" Caton howled suddenly, and quickly pressed the bidder.

"So small?" Sauter measured the physical parameters of the slave on the stage. He was a male with a length of 180 and [-] centimeters, which was too short. Even in a humanoid state, Sauter was seventy or eighty taller than him. cm.

Carton was proud: "You don't understand that, the gray star people are very flexible, and their bodies can be folded into any posture, but their physical strength is too weak. If they do it more than 10 times in a row, they will-click!" Tongue made a deadly upturned expression.

Solter knew that he had probably killed pets of this type before.

The auction was full of climaxes, and the more beautiful the goods were, when the NO.19 slave was brought up, a scorpion-shaped man couldn't even control the secretion of his own glands, and transformed into a scorpion on the spot, breaking through the protective cover and jumping onto the ground. On the stage, the thick and long penis was almost inserted into the slave's body on the spot, causing bursts of obscene screams and cheers.

Fortunately, the hypermarket was well guarded, and a group of robots rushed onto the stage in time, injecting an anesthetic into the central nervous system of the scorpion, preventing the farce. In the end, the entourage of the scorpion paid the price for the slave and paid for disturbing the scene. fine.

Only Suo Te was leaning on the seat in disinterest. He didn't expect the auction to be so boring, and all the soft things were brought up. It would be better to stay in the palace and watch the guards fight.Maybe the auction he chose was really not very good, and next time he should choose an auction with the theme of shapeshifting beasts.

Of course, there would be no next time, as long as he had seen enough tricks and gave an order, there would never be any illegal auctions here again.

"The one that will appear next is the most expensive slave in the history of our Ejita Hypermarket." The provocative voice of the robot attracted the buyers' ideas. "First of all, his bidding reserve price is——[-] gold coins!"

There was an uproar, and the starting price of the youngest and most high-end sex slaves was only eight or nine hundred gold coins. What kind of top-quality sex slave could be sold for ten thousand gold coins?

What about cheating?

"Oh, please don't make a fuss, respected guests." The robot continued to be emotional, "Before he takes the stage, please allow me to introduce that our slave No. 26 comes from a distant galaxy. As we all know, ordinary jumps cannot To reach that ancient and mysterious galaxy, only super wormholes can send him to us. For such a slave who came from such a long distance, the freight alone is not a small expense. Not to mention the heavy tax burden of the empire now, and various checkpoints The tolls are so high, logistics is really not cheap."

Listening to the robot's vicious complaints, Sauter's face turned black, paying taxes is the duty of every citizen, do you understand?

Kunby, you bastard, you really have every kind of master and every kind of slave!

"Okay, I think everyone is getting impatient, now, let's welcome slave No. 26 from Gaia in the Milky Way—"