Star Hunting Guide

In order to prevent Yop from being too embarrassed when Sauter arrived, Russell sent him out for a two-day mission early the next morning. Yop didn't seem to suspect the boss' motives at all, and left in a small spaceship after packing up. .

Russell cleaned up the corners and corners of the Chang'e in the morning. He didn't want to cook alone at noon. After eating two biscuits, he drove Yop's broken spaceship to the hypermarket. Also cheaper.

"Dear customer, do you want to try our new 'Octa-Dimensional' condom? Now it's [-]% off, and there's also a gift of aphrodisiac perfume." As soon as he entered the store, a robot salesman followed Russell's floating shopping Che, "Sir, you look very capable of giving birth. This is not good for your health. Although the government encourages childbearing, you should also consider your own figure. How about buying a box for your husband?"

What does it mean to "look very capable of giving birth"?Do men have children?Jiong Russell, is your vision sensor broken, can't you see that I'm an alien?

"Being a man, you have to be nice to yourself." The robot chattered and followed him to sell, "Nowadays most husbands like to do it with real swords and guns, and they really don't care about their wives' feelings at all. I believe you have the same trouble. You look so annoying..."

"Thank you, I don't need it." Russell black line, is he complimenting me?But does anyone compliment someone with words like "it's painful"?

"Are you afraid that it will affect the quality of your sex life? It doesn't matter. Our 'Octave Space' condom is ultra-thin, only one micron thick, but it can effectively block 99.99% of sperm. Alas, little brother, don't look at your body so good , I really want to give birth to ten or eight children, and the hot girls will also become big mothers..."

Even if I'm old, I'm still an uncle, so what the hell are you aunt!Your whole family is an aunt!Russell couldn't bear to stop the car, pulled the robot's face, and said sincerely: "Look at my mouth shape—GUN—get out!"

The robot wiped the saliva off its face, and drifted away resentfully: "Give birth, give birth, you will know what is good or bad if you give birth too much, you annoying little fairy..."

Russell angrily rushed to the aquatic area, drove the robotic arm to catch a bagful of seabass, rubbed the fish scales viciously with a washboard, and saw a deformed man with a child terrified, dragging the child and slipping away quietly: "It's too bloody, it's really bloody!" What a shrew..."

The shrew vented on the snow fish, feeling a lot calmer, packed the food, and drove to the department store to buy things for Sauter, such as slippers, ultrasonic tooth cleaner, razor, and even dental floss. None of the little things fell.There's no way, people's hearts are very thin after being single for a long time, and sometimes he himself feels like a mother-in-law. (Actually, you have always been a standard married woman physique, dear...)

Glancing over the husband and wife goods shelf, the "Octave Space" condoms are neatly stacked on the shelf, which looks very eye-catching. Russell took one casually to have a look. I really didn't notice that shapeshifters still use this before. Speaking of this galaxy Can men really get pregnant?So what exactly are females for?

Putting down the condom, Russell looked at his own reflection in the mirror next to the shelf, and for some reason, his heart suddenly trembled, rub it!I won't assimilate with them after being exposed to the radiation here, right? NONONONO!I am a carbon-based organism, they are silicon-based, we are different, we are different...

"Oh! Dear customer, have you finally figured it out?" The robot salesman saw him wandering here from a distance, and floated over with his eyes shining. Russell tightened his chrysanthemum, grabbed a bottle of mint-flavored lubricant, and opened ran with the shopping cart.

Back on the Chang'e, Russell put the newly purchased items in order, and suddenly the memo issued a "beep beep" prompt, indicating that someone requested a connection, and the verification code turned out to be "Grandpa Ollie".

Russell had a good impression of Mr. Biscuit, and immediately agreed to the request.

"Oh! My child." Ollie still had that startled tone, "Why did you lose weight after not seeing you for a few days? Is it because Sauter's incompetent brat snubbed you? Short Oil Don't blame him, he is destined to be the toughest man in this galaxy, what good is Miehaha sitting in that seat, look, Evans, a smart little ghost, has already given him the pick, hahaha."

"Hi, Grandpa Ollie." Russell smiled silly and accompanied him, "How are you doing devouring the cult? Have you become the commander-in-chief now? How far are you from being a guardian?"

"Baby, you're so smart, you guessed my reason so quickly!" Ollie's old face turned into a chrysanthemum with a smile, "I'm here to mobilize you to join the sect, and I'm now the head of the eighth quadrant of the Swallowing Cult. Lah, I am working hard to become a guardian of the teaching. It is a pity that the people under me are not strong enough. It is not easy to cultivate a confidant these days. You have to be a father and son to fight. Come and join me, my child. Now that I am developed, you don’t have to be a hundred Commander, as soon as you join the sect, you can be directly promoted to commander-in-chief. It feels really cool to be nepotistic. In the past, my own galaxy had to enforce the law impartially, but now I don’t have any worries about the cult who toss Andreev hahaha.”

This old guy is really crazy. Fortunately, Sauter didn't follow him at all. Russell wiped his sweat quietly. The inertial thinking from the earth made him embarrassed to refuse the elder's kindness, so he said, "Okay, grandpa." It's a non-governmental organization anyway. , right to play with him.

"Ahaha, great baby, but you can't tell Sauter, this is a secret between us."

"Okay." Russell had no choice but to agree to complete the good deed and send the Buddha to the west.

Ollie showed a teaching form, and helped Russell to fill it out. He scanned his fingerprints and said, "Okay, you are now my commander-in-chief. Welcome to the eighth quadrant to show off your power. Come, say Listen to the sentence 'There are people above me'."

Russell Waterfall sweated, bit the bullet and said something, and Mr. Biscuit disappeared contentedly.

The entire δ galaxy follows Sagener time, and Interstellar Port 211 is no exception. After [-]:[-] p.m., the artificial sky gradually dimmed, and the ships and ships residing in Interstellar Port all lit up their lights.

At 07:30, Russell took out the fragrant seabass from the oven and placed it on the romantic dining table with candlesticks. Everything was ready, and the access control issued a warning that there was a spaceship requesting docking.

Sauter's low-key and powerful single-person spaceship docked safely with the slowly extending channel of Chang'e, and then the engine was turned off, and a tall and handsome red-haired man came out.He was still wearing the casual clothes he had when he was on a mission, and he looked dusty. His eyes, which were always radiant, were slightly red and bloodshot. It was obvious that he hadn't rested for a long time.

Natural hugs and kisses. The newlyweds who haven't seen each other for a few days can't wait to be glued together. Because Russell hasn't had a serious meal for a few days, he is exhausted, and he is a little out of breath after being kissed by Sauter. , I finally kissed enough and let go, feeling like stars are popping up in front of my eyes.

"What's wrong with you? You look very pale." Sort keenly noticed his discomfort, and touched his forehead with concern, "Is it a low-grade fever?"

"Oh, no, it's just because I was standing near the oven just now." Russell gave him a comforting smile, and Sauter pecked the corner of his lips: "I have to take a shower. of volcanic ash.”

After taking a shower, Sauter wore the newly bought plaid pajamas that Russell bought for him, and he looked a bit like a homely man. There is no way, the taste of otaku is plaid, plaid, and endless plaid.

The two sat at the dining table, and Russell shared a large piece of seabass on his plate: "The fish is getting cold, come and eat."

Sort was indeed hungry, picked up the tableware and began to eat with big mouthfuls, Russell also shared a piece for himself, obviously very hungry, but he gave it to his mouth without any taste, after chewing two mouthfuls and swallowing, he immediately started to feel nauseated and wrinkled Brow swallowed a few mouthfuls, couldn't bear it anymore, stood up and ran to the toilet, holding the toilet and vomited it all out.

"What's the matter with you?" Sauter was startled at first, and hurriedly followed, then his eyes lit up, and he asked in surprise, "Ah! Did you have it?"

Just as Russell calmed down, he choked on the saliva his question gave him. He coughed desperately a few times, and then began to vomit earth-shatteringly again.

Soter patted him on the back to smooth him out, poured him another glass of water, and after he rinsed his mouth, he carried him directly into the bedroom, held him in his arms and smoothed his hair.

Russell lay with his eyes closed for a while, feeling that Sauter had unbuttoned his trousers, touched his belly with his big hand, and muttered: "Why can't I touch anything."

Russell black line, what do you want to touch?Two cakes or eighty thousand?In addition to the six-pack abs, I only have the belly button.

"Have you used the physical examination device I bought for you?" Sauter asked with a frown.

"Use it, it turns out that the electrolytes are a little out of balance. I drank a while ago."

"Nothing else?"

"Are you upset that I'm in good health?"

"Not pregnant?" Sauter asked disappointedly, didn't I do enough?

Pregnant with you, Russell thought silently, why everyone expects him to have a baby, I just have gastroenteritis, please! "without."

Sauter was a little disappointed. It was clearly recorded in "Apocalypse" that mating with a destined partner is very easy to conceive, especially for the first time, and it is usually a hundred shots. Why didn't he respond at all?Is it because I didn't watch "The Newlywed's Guide" properly?Not deep enough?Alas... you can't afford to hurt a child who looks at calcium tablets and doesn't understand...

Russell's nausea came and went quickly, and he returned to normal after a while. He felt a little reactive when he was touched by Sauter in his arms, and he shoved him embarrassedly: "Don't touch it, you eat Let’s go.” Will you have energy after eating for a while (shy).

"Are you alright?" Sauter looked down at his face, which was flushed and healthy.

"It's okay, just take it for a while, and it'll be fine after that." Russell pushed him, "I'm not hungry, you go and eat, I'll lie down for a while."

Although eating is very important, it is more important to pay public food to the wife and pass on the family line.Solter's hand touched and touched and began to stretch down, and soon woke up his pink and obedient little bird: "I don't want to eat anymore, let's do something more meaningful!"

"You, you, aren't you hungry?" Russell panted with a flushed face.

"Hungry...but there is a guy who is hungrier than me." Sort took his hand and held the strong artifact between his legs, evilly said, "You should feed it first."