Star Hunting Guide

From this day on, Russell's mood gradually stabilized. He usually cooks and takes the children to play sweaters, and the smile on his face becomes transparent.

Panser gradually fell in love with Grandpa, and he didn’t stick to Sauter during the day, preferring to stay on the yellow wooden calf’s head, and insisted on rolling with Grandpa in bed when sleeping, Russell was a little worried that intergenerational education would be too pampering It's broken or something, but Sauter has been particularly keen on sleeping with him recently, and he is so entangled that he wants to die, and he is powerless to control his son. After all, Panser is still young, so he has to let him go for the time being.

Speaking of going to bed, this once wonderful thing has become a bit troublesome for Russell now, because Sauter is obsessed with having children, strictly speaking, having multiple births, and there is nothing to do these days. So Kong began to study the matter of "mating". The memo was filled with obstetric textbooks such as "Transformer Mating Guide", "Happy N-Twins", "Teaching You to Be a Dad Hand in Hand", and downloaded the Earth Local products such as "Secret Recipe for Pregnancy in the Qing Palace" and "Avalokitesvara's Nine-Nine Pregnancy Tables" and other folk secret books have been studied day and night.

It is not terrible to study, but what is terrible is that he still has to practice. As a loyal supporter of one-on-one marriage, Emperor Soter has only one person to practice-Russell.

As a subject, as a general subject, as an enthusiastic and unrestrained general subject, Russell thinks that his chrysanthemum is quite resistant to tossing, but no matter how strong the chrysanthemum is, it cannot stand up to a tiger-wolf teacher like Sauter. Words like "sleep," "go to bed," and "fuck" are nerve-wracking, and whenever Salter gives him that affectionate "you know" look, he hides around like a doomed concubine, and at one point even communicates. Sweater spent the whole night hiding in the Atoto cabin for the sake of experience.

"What's wrong with Your Majesty and Mr. Luo? They are obviously very affectionate, why does Mr. Luo always avoid him when it's time to go to bed?" A Tuo Tuo's back felt chills when he was stared at by Suote's resentful eyes, and felt deeply The aura between the two was too weird, so I secretly went to ask Mr. Yu Yi, who was downloading pirated medical papers from Qiandu Library on the Internet. His Majesty Sauter is playing a big game of chess..."

One morning when Russell was exhausted, Russell woke up with dark circles under his eyes, and found that Sauter had disappeared, and he probably went to study the new method of popping ass. Going to the kitchen to find food, fighting for several rounds in one night, the physical exertion is too great, I have to get some high-calorie food in my stomach, otherwise I will faint in the shower.

There was no one in the kitchen, Russell was soft-handed, and he didn't have the strength to make a big meal. He cooked a pack of instant noodles, picked up a chopstick and stuffed it into his mouth, chewed, shook his head and sighed: "Oh, the taste is too good. At noon, I have to get some big fish and meat to make up for it...

"Mian Mian ~ Mian Mian ~ I want to eat noodles even if I'm hungry!" A thin voice suddenly came from under the table, Russell didn't expect someone in the kitchen, so he choked, brushing the noodles and spraying them out of his nostrils, click Kaka coughed for a long time, sniffed his nose, lowered his head with tears in his eyes, and saw a pair of bright little eyes under the table looking at him eagerly, the eyes were exactly the same as when Panther was greedy.

But... what's his accent?

"Penser? Didn't you follow Grandpa and ran around again?" Russell stretched out his hand to call him out, "Don't play in the kitchen, there are many monsters here, it's dangerous, come to Dad. "

"Chirp~" The small eyes blinked, and Panther slowly climbed out of the table. The moment he saw his son clearly, Russell gasped, and the noodles left in his nostrils ran back into his mouth——

With a big round head, a piece of fluffy ice-blue fetal hair covering the top of the head, a big pink face, big lake blue eyes, and pink and tender thick lips, she is clearly a young lady of human beings!

So... did he transform so quickly?Russell was overwhelmed with surprises. He couldn't tell whether it was a hallucination or reality. He bent down and hugged his son. Feeling the warmth and softness of the tentacles, which was very real, he believed that he was not dreaming.

Russell put Panser on the dining table, feeling mixed feelings for a moment, and gently touched his head. Panser ignored his father, crawled two steps towards the bowl, stretched out his small arms and tried hard enough, obviously I want to try the noodles.Russell was afraid that he would be overturned and scalded, so he quickly pushed the bowl away. Panser sat down on the dining table with his mouth flattened, crying loudly: "Dad, Daddy! I want some noodles when I'm hungry! Woo..."

Just as Russell moved his face closer, before he could speak, Panser blew a big bubble out of his small mouth, which popped open, making him drool all over his face.

"Be good, be good, Panther has no teeth and can't eat noodles." Russell wiped his face and didn't bother to eat. He hurriedly picked up Sapo's son and walked to the nursery. He estimated that this kid should be the first Transformation once, otherwise Suote Huangmudu and the others would have come to tell him that the child's resistance is weak, so he has to be bathed and dressed quickly, otherwise he must have caught a cold after a while walking birds all over the ground naked.

The baby room is next to the living room, and everything is ready. Russell coaxed his son, flushed a feeding bottle and stuffed him in his mouth. Then he put the little ancestor in the bathtub and lay on the net to take a bath.

Manta ray cubs can only drink milk until they are half a year old. It is said to be milk, but it is actually a kind of food processed from plant fruit powder. It tastes similar to milk, but it is full of macromolecules and cannot be digested by humans.This kid eats a lot since he was born, and he is a chubby chicken in animal form, not to mention the human form, the circles of milk and fat meat, after cleaning, he can become the spokesperson of Michelin tires.

The little guy was dishonest in the bath. After drinking the milk, he started kicking and beating. He splashed Russell's body with water, and finally cleaned it up. Putting on a pink and blue one-piece romper, he looked so cute like a fat bug.

"Come on, let's go find your father and see what he's up to." Russell hugged the fat boy to find Sauter, and bumped into him as soon as he went out. Sauter said "ah" in great surprise, his eyes closed. All lit up: "Panther? Has he transformed?"

"Good eyesight, baby." Russell handed his son to him, and Sauter took it over, looked at his wife, then at the Michelin spokesperson, and said with emotion: "It looks like you, I'm so happy."

Russell took a picture of himself on the metal bulkhead, accepting that he was incompetent, that he was not that round.

"Father." Panser was very good at acting coquettishly at a young age, hugged Sauter's neck, and complained: "I want noodles when I'm hungry, but Dad doesn't give noodles when I'm hungry."

Sauter Black Line: "What's his accent?"

"Go and ask your father and lord." Russell said helplessly, "Actually, I heard Panser singing Qin opera yesterday. It seems to be an excerpt from "The Picture of Eight Meanings", which is very clear."

Sauter: ==b

In order to celebrate Panser's successful transformation, the Brahma held a small celebration, except for those who were performing security duties on the periphery, everyone was invited to the dinner.

Atoto directed a few chefs to prepare food in the kitchen, and Russell held Panser for a walk in the boat. This kid is still unable to control the transformation freely, and he has not turned back into a chicken after becoming a human, because the human form is relatively weak in mobility. Some, he got used to it after a long time, and he was very irritable, Russell had to hold him all the time, and turned around to entertain him.

"Hey, this is seabass, it's my father's favorite food." Russell put his son on the dining table and explained the ingredients to him boringly. , bypassing the bloody fish, found a pot of red bird eggs, curiously grabbed a few and piled them into a pyramid, moved half a meter away, hugged a red berry and smashed it.

How much he loves bowling, Russell twitched the corner of his mouth, and stretched out his hand to block the red berries, but a step too late, the fruit hit on it, and the bird eggs were all scattered, breaking into puddles of egg liquid on the dining table.

Looking at the egg white, egg yolk and broken egg shell, the child was incapable of accepting such a tragic result, stayed for two seconds, and burst into tears: "Ball balls, hungry for balls! They are all broken!"

Russell was tossed about by him for a long time, and when he heard him cry, his head hurt, so he hugged him and coaxed him in his arms: "Okay, okay, don't cry, don't cry, bird eggs are not fun at all, let's stop playing Come on, dad will find fish balls for you to beat, the fish balls are very strong..."

The servant on one side came to clean the egg liquid. Russell hugged his son and patted it for a while. He smelled the smell of egg and suddenly felt sick. Terribly, he couldn't help throwing up a mouthful. After vomiting, he couldn't bear it anymore, and spit out all the food he had eaten before.

Russell's legs were weak from vomiting, and he was still holding his son tightly in his hands. Atoto rushed over with a scream and took Panser. The little boy was tired from crying, and fell asleep with his head on the adult's shoulder.

"What's the matter with you, Mr. Luo?" Atoto helped Russell to sit on a chair beside him, and poured a glass of water for him. Russell's face turned yellow from vomiting, staring at his eyes. After taking a breath, he suddenly felt that there was a All kinds of smells became particularly obvious, fishy smell, spice smell, beef smell, egg smell... It seemed that his nose woke up in an instant, stronger than a police dog.

A bad premonition welled up in his heart, and Russell covered his mouth and walked out: "Atoto, I'm not feeling well, help me give the child to Evans, and let Sauter come to the living room." If he guessed right, he I'm afraid there will be again. Thinking of the condom salesman I met in the hypermarket a year ago, Russell thinks this guy is really eye-catching, and the sentence "Mr. looks like he can give birth" is so damn predictable.

Russell didn't even have time to do the examination, and when he returned to the living room, he hugged the toilet and vomited wildly. After vomiting, just as Sauter came back, he hugged his limp body on the bed.

"What's wrong with you? Did you eat something bad? Where are you feeling uncomfortable?" Sauter said nervously.

Russell said weakly: "I'm so sick when I'm lying down."

Sauter blushed, "Does it make you sick when you lie down? Is it because you have done too much recently? Did you get hurt?"

Russell rolled his eyes: "It seems to be morning sickness, I may be pregnant again."

"Huh?" Sauter's eyes lit up, "Really? Miehaha, I'm such a sharpshooter hahaha..."

Russell: "Get out!" づ╬￣盘￣づ┴┴You stallion!

The imperial doctor was summoned in minutes, took a photo with the portable B-ultrasound machine, and said with joy on his face: "Congratulations, Your Majesty Sauter, Mr. Luo is pregnant again, and this time it is also twins."

Sort was so happy that he didn't know what to say, and he kissed Russell regardless of anyone present: "You are amazing, honey!" Although his wife's pregnancy meant that he would have to rely on him for several months, but after thinking about it His Majesty the Elder can finally shut up, and overall the result is gratifying.

Russell's morning sickness has always been serious, and he couldn't even attend the dinner party. As a party involved, Sauter had to attend, and Atoto had to direct the audience, so Huang Mudu was arrested again, and continued to exert his residual heat.

That night, Russell fell asleep hard during the Qin opera duet of "Eight Meanings" performed by their grandfather and grandson.

At the beginning, the imperial doctor diagnosed twins. A few days later, Russell's condition improved a little, and he gave him another detailed examination. The result this time made Sauter even more pleasantly surprised—although Russell was still pregnant with twins this time. However, the activity of the two eggs is much higher than that of the previous one, and each of them is very likely to decompose into identical twins. That is to say, in the best result, he can give birth to four children this time.

Sauter was so happy, he pointed his fingers at his wife and looked forward to a bright future: "Two for the first time, four for the second time, eight for the third time, now, we will have a football team soon , ah ha ha ha my dear, you are really a hero mother."

Russell's face was yellow, and he threw a pillow over him in a temper and knocked him over: "I think I'm a fertility machine? Do you think so? You are the football team and your whole family is the football team."

Sauter laughed wildly: "That's right, my whole family is the football team!"

After having a baby for a few days, Russell slowly accepted the tragic reality of being a "hero mother", and secretly made up her mind to buy a bunch of "Octa-Dimensional" condoms after giving birth. No more letting a sperm run into one's ass.