Not for sale

Wang Weiwei and Pang Qingzhuo are gathering at a small restaurant to eat noodles.

"Qingzhuo," Wang Weiwei sucked up a stick of noodles and said inarticulately, "What do you think I can do? I'm going to look for a job, but they heard that they can only do it for one year, and they don't want me anyway."

"Then don't tell them that you can only work for one year. You are enough to be familiar with the business after working for one year. As a result, they have worked so hard to train you, and you have given up your picks as soon as you mature. What can people do!"

"How can I lie to people!" Wang Weiwei rolled his eyes at him and continued to eat noodles.Pang Qingzhuo can do bad tricks, why doesn't he lie to others.

Pang Qingzhuo picked up a piece of beef in his noodle bowl with chopsticks, threw it into Wang Weiwei's bowl and said, "You are so stupid! I see when you can find a job."

"If you can't find it, you won't find it," Wang Weiwei quickly ate the piece of beef as if afraid of being snatched away, picked up the bowl and drank the soup, wiped the sweat from his brow, and said, "Anyway, they can't bear to watch me starve to death."

Both of them are second-year graduate students of the D University. As soon as the opening report was finished, there were no classes in school, and they just wandered around every day when they had nothing to do.

Parents can't stand it anymore and force them to find a job. Not only can they accumulate some social work experience, but they can also earn some pocket money.

After eating the noodles, the two walked out hand in hand, looked up at the sky, and sighed at the same time.

"Tomorrow there will be a job fair upstairs in the long-distance station, go and see it." Pang Qingzhuo said, patting his bulging belly.

"Okay, then wait for me downstairs in my dormitory tomorrow, and we will take a taxi together."

"Well, I'm leaving." Pang Qingzhuo said, waved his hand, walked to the side of the road, took a taxi and left.

Both Wang Weiwei and Pang Qingzhuo lived in City D, but they were far away from the school, so they didn't go home.And how happy you are at school, you can play how you want every day without being told by your parents.Just like that, they are forced to go out to find a job. If the family really sees how they fart on weekdays, they will definitely want to go up and kick them.

Wang Weiwei lives in the postgraduate dormitory of the school, a four-person dormitory, full of people and lively.In addition to surfing the Internet, he usually plays with his classmates, or goes out for a stroll with Pang Qingzhuo, and his life trajectory does not leave D University for a kilometer. He is an otaku.

Pang Qingzhuo's life is more colorful, he often plays KTV at banquets and dinners, and finishes in the middle of the night, so he rents a house off campus.Recently, it is said that I can't stand my growing belly, so I got a membership card at YZ Gym and go to the gym every day.

The next day, Pang Qingzhuo showed up at Wang Weiwei's dormitory early, and saw that the man was still asleep with his head covered as expected, and sat on the bedside and shook him awake: "Get up quickly, we have business to do today!"

Wang Weiwei got up reluctantly, and when he got into the car with Pang Qingzhuo, he still felt like he was dreaming, and fell asleep in the taxi.

The job fair on the upper floor of the long-distance station is obviously not aimed at high-level job seekers. Basically, they are people with technical secondary school education. They feel superior when they go to that station.Ordinary work was ignored at all, so I found a place that looked decent: Yugeng Real Estate Investment Company.

The two of them didn't prepare their resumes, so they just talked about their education and political background, and the manager who came to interview accepted them, and even gave them a double entry.

On Monday, the two began their on-the-job training, and a week later they began their life as salesmen.

Wang Weiwei wanted to go out with Pang Qingzhuo to solicit clients, but Pang Qingzhuo refused.

"Look at you, you look like a little boy. If you meet someone with special hobbies, I don't want to clean up flies with you every day." Pang Qingzhuo has a deep understanding of this.

Wang Weiwei is like an idiot, he doesn't know how good-looking he is, so if he asks him to shave his hair bald, he will always be bitten by men and women, just like him is a rotten egg, this kid himself I don't know what's going on, I thought I was popular.

Wang Weiwei feels wronged, Pang Qingzhuo is so hurtful, why doesn't he shave his bald head himself!

But when I thought about the wind and sun outside, although it was very fresh, I didn't sit in the office to rest, so I quickly gave up and decided to contact the business by phone.

A week passed, and Pang Qingzhuo became more and more irritable, and almost lifted the table of Wang Weiwei's dormitory: "Why the hell can't anyone be pulled over! Looking at me is like looking at a monster, looking down on me? I'm not as fucking rich as them!" Money! Quit it!"

Wang Weiwei was busy serving tea and water at the side: "How can you say you don't do it? You see, the girls in our office didn't say give up, so you can't be the first to give up, right? Keep going." .”

Pang Qingzhuo looked at him like an idiot, thinking that the reason why the two little girls have not given up so far is not because of what they did there, they secretly flirt with him every day and pretend that his eyes are lame, only Wang Weiwei, who is so stupid, can't see it. I'm having fun playing...

This kid is so ignorant, no wonder his mother used herself as a bodyguard to ask about the situation. If he had such a son, he would have to stuff it in his wife's stomach and wait for a long time before pulling it out.

Naturally, Wang Weiwei didn't know that Pang Qingzhuo was scolding him in his heart, and he kept comforting him from the sidelines.

After half an hour.

"Okay Weiwei, I'll do it, can't I do it..." Pang Qingzhuo was defeated by Wang Weiwei's relentless persistence.

Speaking of which, Wang Weiwei is really scary, he can call a tyrannosaur into a dirt dog, if he didn't have this peculiar skill, he and Pang Qingzhuo might not be good friends.

When the new Monday comes, Wang Weiwei continues to sit in the office and make phone calls. Although he has been rejected by various people on the phone for a week, and he has been scolded a lot, he still has no thought of giving up.

"Hello, can I hold you up for a few minutes..." My ear was slightly away from the receiver, and then I hung up the phone helplessly.

"Wei Wei, let's go eat." My colleague Xiao Yu saw that he was hung up without any accident, grabbed his coat and asked him.

"Wait a minute," Wang Weiwei turned to the next page of the phone book, tapped a number at random, and said, "That's it, the lucky number on this page! I'll leave when I finish calling."

Glancing at the string of mobile phone numbers in front of her fingertips, Wang Weiwei pressed the hands-free button on the landline, finished pressing the number in one go, and waited for the connection.

Not all kinds of ring tones, just a dull beeping sound, the phone was quickly connected, and the voice of a 'potential customer' came from the other side of the receiver.It was a man's voice, only from the phone, it could be heard that the sound quality was very good, low and magnetic, and the man lazily gave a 'hello'.

Wang Weiwei only felt that the hair on the top of his head was being electrocuted, and he stood up instantly, but his good professional quality reflexively grabbed the microphone and continued according to the established lines: "Hello, can I delay you for a few minutes?"

There was silence on the phone for a while, Wang Weiwei steered the microphone with his shoulders and head, turned around and began to pull the coat hanging on the back of the chair, ready to be hung up.

did not expect……

"I'll give you 3 minutes, what do you want to say?"

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Wang Weiwei stopped pulling his clothes, that gesture was a bit funny.But he immediately gave up his coat, solemnly put the handset on his ear, smiled and said in a cheerful tone, "What financial products do you use now?"

"Oh?" The man raised his tone slightly, stretched a long bend and asked him, "Are you doing sales?"

Wang Weiwei let out an 'Ah', and immediately said professionally: "Are you interested in gold investment?" He admired his ability to change the subject so calmly.

"interested……"

Wang Weiwei immediately followed up after hearing this: "Our Yugeng Real Estate belongs to the top three groups in Hong Kong, and has the best trader in the city..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard the next few words after the word 'fun' was finally finished: "...still not interested..."

The corner of Wang Weiwei's mouth twitched, why did he feel like he was being tricked?But the other party didn't hang up the phone, so he naturally wouldn't give up this good opportunity, so he continued to introduce various benefits of gold speculation to the other party.

Said it would last for 5 minutes, already exceeding the 3 minutes given by the other party, Wang Weiwei felt that this time there was something to be done, otherwise who would be wrong to listen to his nagging?

After listening to him, the man casually asked a question: "What is foreign exchange?"

Wang Weiwei was stunned. This word appeared in his sales pitch just now, but this is the 'line' given by the company. There is no requirement to explain the noun in the line?He was stunned for a moment, unable to think.

Immediately covering the microphone, Wang Weiwei leaned out and called Xiao Yu, who was playing minesweeping in front of the computer nearby, and said, "Hey, what is foreign exchange!!"

Xiao Yu turned her head: "Wei Wei, it seems that you are a graduate student in business management, and I just graduated from a technical secondary school! If you ask me about foreign exchange, why don't you just ask me to sing the national anthem to you in English."

Wang Weiwei thought about it, yes.After staying in the house for a long time, he doesn't like to use his brain at all. Why would he ask that illiterate thing for such a simple thing!

Withdrew his hands from the microphone, Wang Weiwei restored his smile and said, "Foreign exchange is..."

Xiao Yu stretched her ears to listen, but saw Wang Weiwei's big eyes that were originally extremely bright narrowed into an equal sign in an instant: "Xie Te... hung up..."

"That's right, eat!"

"I just know what to eat, no, I'll call again! I can't rely on my professional knowledge!" Said, Wang Weiwei picked up the phone again and pressed the replay button.

After three beeps, the phone was picked up. This time, without waiting for the other party to speak, Wang Weiwei explained everything he could think of about foreign exchange, foreign exchange market, and foreign exchange classification.

He usually speaks slowly, and his voice is always a bit cohesive and lukewarm, but suddenly he speeds up his speech and speaks crisply and without sloppiness. Xiao Yu next to him is stunned for a while.

Wang Weiwei held the phone and waited for the other party to speak, suddenly a little nervous, and swallowed her saliva.

It stands to reason that even if he is a little familiar with strangers, he doesn't know anyone over the phone, and it's still his work unit's landline, so there's no need to be nervous.He's never had a mental block beyond the first few calls.Today, he suddenly felt a little nervous, waiting for the other party to give him an answer.

"Hehe," the man seemed to be very happy to laugh twice, and then said with a smile: "My little friend, the next time you call, you have to call at that time, otherwise I usually don't sit on the toilet I don't have time to chat with you when I'm sleeping." He hung up the phone after finishing speaking.

"I...!" Wang Weiwei hung up the phone in a daze, only then did he realize that he was being entertained.

Xiao Yu poked her head over and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Meet someone more boring than me!" Wang Weiwei stood up, grabbed his coat and pulled Xiao Yu over, saying, "Let's go, let's go to eat, you're a fool!"

Finally, no matter how big-hearted Wang Weiwei was, she couldn't stand the failures again and again, and began to retreat.

I started to be inactive at work, and I started to have problems with my thinking.

The manager talked to him and said that you young man is so serious and responsible at work. Even the daily work diary is the best in the whole company. Graduate students are different. Party members have higher ideological awareness. You are definitely more developed than them. Yes, young man, work hard!

Being fooled by this, Wang Weiwei immediately became confident again, changed to a new phone book, and continued to harass her by phone.

"Wei Wei, are you going to eat?" Xiao Yu next door announced the hour again.

"Wait," he clicked on another number, and said with a smirk, "This is the lucky number in this book, let's see how I can fool him!"

Xiao Yu's nose twitched, she didn't have any hope for Wang Weiwei at all.

This Xiaobai also said to fool the lucky number last time, but he didn't expect that the other party was an insurance seller, so he counter-fudged him with two or three sentences. In the end, he paid for the insurance and asked the person in the office stupidly if he wanted it. Buy a copy too.

When the phone was connected, Wang Weiwei began to introduce their products in a professional manner. Anyway, as long as the other party didn't hang up, he would just say one more sentence to earn an extra dollar.

"Listen to me so much, are you interested in spot gold?"

all quiet...

Wang Weiwei suddenly felt that this kind of quietness was very familiar. He listened with his ears upright, and a clear coughing sound came from the microphone, which made him sweat all over. Is it haunted?

"Let's not talk about whether I am interested in your business. Are you very interested in my going to the toilet? Otherwise, why did you choose to call again at this time?"

Wang Weiwei was confused, subconsciously apologized and hung up the phone, tilted his head and thought for a long time before suddenly realizing it!Damn!Isn't this the same person who played tricks on him last time, why was he played again!No wonder the voice is so familiar!

Xiao Yu came over, patted his puffed cheeks playfully and said, "What's the matter, like a frog?"

"It's boring again."

But in comparison, this person's attitude is not bad, it's better than the other party saying 'You are sick! ' or 'Fuck you' are more polite, but nasty...

Wang Weiwei told Pang Qingzhuo about his history of setbacks, and Pang Qingzhuo rubbed his forehead and said, "You're not bad, it's just that your ears have suffered, and I've been fucked all over my body! Didn't you see those old men and women who After listening to my business introduction, you will recognize that I am a liar, and you will hit me with a crutch!"

Wang Weiwei suddenly felt pity: "Then what should we do? Is our first job so dirty? It's not worth a cent if we don't make any money?"

Pang Qingzhuo saw that Wang Weiwei let go, and knew that the other party didn't want to do it anymore, so he took advantage of the victory and pursued: "This business is not suitable for the two of us, so let's just quit! The more we work, the more we will pay!"

"Then let's finish this week. Let's see if there are any shortages for other jobs in these two days?"

"That's fine."

Just when the two of them were planning to quit, both of them got the first deal by accident, and they couldn't bear to quit...