Not for sale

Yuan Ye moved in early the next morning, and Pang Qingzhuo was sleeping late in the bed, only listening to the sound of ding ding ding ding bang, and didn't bother to look at it.

Just as he was covering his ears and preparing to go back to sleep, he heard a fierce knock on the door. It sounded so clear that it seemed to be knocking on the door of his room?

He lifted the quilt and listened carefully. Really, he didn't want to answer at first, but he didn't expect the knocking outside to get louder. He sat up impatiently, and went to open the door in a daze.

As soon as the door opened, a woman's scream was heard.

Too bad, why are there women?Pang Qingzhuo looked down at himself, and he was wearing a pair of boxer trousers. No wonder the other party was so excited, he quickly closed the door, put on his clothes and pants, took out a wet towel, wiped his face, cracked his mouth in front of the mirror, and grabbed two handfuls of hair. After there was no problem, I opened the door again, and the stopwatch in my heart stopped at 13 seconds. Well, I broke the record.

There were three girls standing outside the door with their arms folded, all looking at him angrily.Pang Qingzhuo blinked, he didn't seem to have done anything that both people and gods were angry with?Why does it look like he owes these three big sisters hundreds of thousands?

"Did you make Yuan Ye's face!" One of the girls who looked imposing at first glance spoke.

Pang Qingzhuo is still confused, who is Yuan Ye?His eyes fell on the exposed half of the head behind the three girls, and he understood in an instant, okay, a support team has been found!This man is domineering enough!

However, when facing the girl again, Pang Qingzhuo still said in a good voice: "This beautiful sister, I have a bit of a personal grudge against him, and I can't control my hands when I get excited, so you have to take care of it?"

The girl raised her eyebrows, as if she was enjoying Pang Qingzhuo's flattery, but her words were still very strong: "From now on, you can grab him casually, and keep the face for me, and let me see a little bit of injury on his face." ..." She purposely paused meaningfully, then narrowed her eyes slightly and threatened: "I will kill you!"

Pang Qingzhuo retreated, not daring to provoke such a woman with abnormal attributes, but his helplessness seemed to be interpreted by the girl as a kind of compromise under suppression. The three girls nodded in satisfaction, then turned around and walked to The neighbor next door started to help Yuan Ye pack his things.

"Damn glass, you dare to ask a woman to support the scene, I think you have the courage." Pang Qingzhuo retreated to the bedroom, closed the door and continued to sleep, cursing.

Sending the three senior sisters away, Yuan Ye went to the living room, opened the refrigerator to keep the temperature constant, and found that it was full of Master Kong’s braised beef noodles, and there was a black plastic bag in the fresh-keeping room. When he opened it, it was Master Kong’s braised beef noodles. After smoking, he opened the bottom freezer. As expected, there was a whole box of Master Kong. Don’t say that the kid’s family is from Master Kong!

Pushing the refrigerator hard, Yuan Ye went to the toilet to look around. There were yellow spots of urine everywhere around the toilet. There was an obvious circle of scale on the water surface in the toilet. There were also water spots on the mirror. This is stupid. place?

He pinched his nose and brushed around the toilet briefly, then ran out of the toilet after soaking in water and kicked Pang Qingzhuo's bedroom door violently.

"You get up to clean the toilet, you are still not a person, you are raising a fucking pig!"

After Pang Qingzhuo returned to the house, he couldn't fall asleep thinking that the enemy he hated lived next door, but he opened the door almost at the same time when he knocked on the door, and kicked the opponent's lifeline with one kick. He avoided it vigilantly, and even picked up the prickly pear raised next to him to smash it on his head.

Pang Qingzhuo conveniently poured the mineral water bottle that had just been filled with his hot urine on the opponent.

Yuan Ye's face changed drastically when he heard it, and he yelled, and the prickly pear smashed on the door of Pang Qingzhuo's room as soon as he dropped his hand. He didn't care about the smell of the toilet that he still felt unbearable just now, so he took off his clothes and rushed to his body while yelling at Pang Qingzhuo: "Bitch, wait for me!"

"Bitch, I'm waiting for you." Pang Qingzhuo slipped on his slippers, stepped over the broken porcelain pots, black soil, and poor prickly pears, went to the kitchen to wash his hands, and then thought for a second, leaving the leftovers from eating a long time ago. I smeared the xiangqi sauce on the toilet doorknob, whistled, put on my shoes, and went out.

Little one, Master Pang can't beat you to death!Keeping you is to harm you!

It's not yet summer, the temperature keeps going up and down repeatedly, the water coming out of the faucet is still icy cold, and Yuan Ye sneezes when it hits him, and he secretly fucks that Pang Qingzhuo who is so convenient in the bedroom a hundred and eight thousand times .

If he hadn't been eager to move out of the house, why would he come to suffer in this crappy place!He was even pissed on by a duck, this account is written in reverse if he is not counted as Yuan!He must scrap the place where that bitch pissed!

There was a layer of goosebumps on his body, but no matter how much he washed it, he didn't feel clean. In a fit of anger, he picked up the bottle of family-sized shampoo, which was not a good product at first glance, and smashed it on the mirror. With a click, the mirror split into dozens of parts from the middle. , but did not fall, and the miserable self changed from one to countless in an instant... Yuan Ye wanted to cry but had no tears.

When Pang Qingzhuo arrived at Wang Weiwei's dormitory, he threw himself on Wang Weiwei's bed, covered his head with a soft pillow and said, "Don't call me, let me sleep for a while."

Wang Weiwei was sitting cross-legged on a chair covered with a quilt to kill monsters. At this time, she quickly directed the villain on the screen to a safe place, approached Pang Qingzhuo and said, "What's wrong with you? Don't you sleep very little? What time are you still asleep?"

"Last night, my face hurt. I touched it when I turned over. I woke up when I touched it. I didn't sleep well."

"Oh, why don't you sleep more, can I put a hot water bottle for you?"

"Okay, don't get too hot."

Wang Weiwei stomped to fetch hot water to fill the hot water bottle, and when it was next to Pang Qingzhuo's face, his nose moved, and he said to himself, "What's the smell?"

When Pang Qingzhuo woke up, he was a hero again. He took a bath, washed his hair, washed his face and shaved his beard. He took out the casual suit he put in Wang Weiwei's dormitory, put it on, and immediately became a handsome guy.

After eating in the cafeteria with Wang Weiwei, he went to the off-campus bar to hang out, until after one o'clock in the middle of the night, the friends who played with him got tired and dispersed, and then he wobbled back to the rented house.

People say that the second year of professional research like theirs is a year of eating and waiting to die. This sentence is not bad for Pang Qingzhuo. He does everything except not dating girls. As for why he doesn't date girls, It's all to blame that there are no girls at the university who can meet his requirements. Occasionally, they strike up a conversation, chat and hold hands for a while, and they leave after a while.

But he is never worried, he believes that his face is worth more than others, and he will never worry about not finding a wife.

Stepping on the clouds under my feet, I opened the door, it was still dark, I touched the switch of the light in the square hall, the room was brightly lit, and there was a person sitting on the window sill.

"Hey? Where's the beauty?" Pang Qingzhuo frowned when he thought about it, and saw the 'beauty' walking towards him with a smile.

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This beauty looks really good, with a fair face, red lips, white teeth and big eyes, looking moist and moist, it hurts people's heart trembling, the hand that tucks the hair behind the ear is the best, with slender fingers The slender, slightly curved elegant arc of the four fingers almost took him away. He really has never seen a more exquisite work of art than this...

After throwing off the shoes, Pang Qingzhuo took a few steps forward, rubbed the bridge of his nose and felt that something was wrong, and suddenly remembered that there is no woman in his family, there is a glass that is neither male nor female!Thinking of this, he immediately moved a step vigilantly to the side. It was a good thing he didn't move, and he stepped on a plastic basin with this movement. Cactus on the ground!

Fortunately, his foot was dropped in time, otherwise, wouldn't the foot be pierced!

Just as he was about to raise his head to scold someone, he felt his eyes darken, and his arm was pulled vigorously by someone. He subconsciously thought that the person was going to throw him on the prickly pear ball, but instead grabbed the other person towards him, and punched him on the waist, He bent his knees and went up.

Yuan Ye, who wanted to gloat at others' misfortune, bent over while clutching his stomach in pain. Pang Qingzhuo clapped his hands and gave a bum to go back to the house. He didn't want to be caught by someone's ankle when he stepped forward. When he hit the floor, the painful nerves immediately spread to his limbs and bones. He let out a miserable howl, and at the same time saw a person suddenly pounced on him and started to tear his clothes.

"Pour urine? Xiangqi sauce? If you don't want to educate you, you will treat me as a bully, won't you?" Yuan Ye rode on him and lifted his shirt to his chest, revealing a strong figure and two light-colored eyes The little thing caught his attention all of a sudden, and his anger changed.

"Dead Glass, you really dare, and you're not afraid that I'll beat you to death—" Tears of pain came out, and Pang Qingzhuo blinked vigorously to squeeze the excess water out of his eye sockets, and his vision suddenly became much clearer.

Sensing that something was slowly hardening against him, he immediately felt a sudden jump in his temples, and his limbs were restrained, so he could only lift his head suddenly, and his forehead happened to hit the other's high nose bridge, and the person on him immediately Sitting on the ground covering his nose.

Pang Qingzhuo punched the other side fiercely while the iron was hot, "I'll let you be a rabbit! You're going to be so stupid, and if you dare to hit me again, I'll let you go to the crematorium early!"

"You sell your ass to a man, you are not a rabbit, you are the most noble!" Yuan Ye was also angry, turned over, grabbed Pang Qingzhuo's hands and pressed him to the ground, kicked down the other's pants, "If you are a man, you should give it to me quickly!" For my price, if it wasn't for your good looks, I would have quit the lease of your pigsty long ago!"

"Pervert! Get out of here. If you dare to touch me, I can bite you and cripple you. Try it!" Pang Qingzhuo scolded his mother in his heart. The glass looks so thin, how can it be so vicious when it comes up? If you didn’t resist this time, you can still say that it happened suddenly. This time, you are clearly prepared for a big counterattack, but why can’t you fix the opponent? How much lead must be in this bone? Drink Sanlu and grow up!

Pang Qingzhuo saw that the other party actually kicked his pants off, and now he became anxious, kicked his legs vigorously to resist, he kicked down the folding chair standing by the wall, and smashed it on the table next to it, the table swayed, and there was a A bottle full of marbles fell to the floor.

With the sound of glass bottles shattering, the whole world was filled with the chaotic tinkling of glass beads hitting the ground, which was really creepy in this silent night.

"Dangdang! Dangdang!" There was a knock on the door, which startled the two who had been fighting just now. No one dared to speak first, wondering if it was haunted.

"I'm downstairs, can you calm down in the middle of the night, the children are woken up, what should I do if I'm scared!"

Taking advantage of this moment, Pang Qingzhuo raised his legs and kicked Yuan Ye away, apologetically apologized to the other party, and at the same time punched Yuan Ye on the eye socket, and said in a low voice, "Don't stop if you have the ability! If you dare to move again, I will let you go downstairs." Come in and visit you pervert!" Then he humbly apologized to the people outside the door.

It can be regarded as the biggest gain of the last part-time job experience, and pretending to be a grandson has become one of his skills.

"Okay, I usually see you are quite honest, just don't make such a big fuss in the middle of the night next time." Moved by Pang Qingzhuo's sincere apology, the downstairs neighbor accepted the apology before going back.

The neighbor didn't know that the upstairs residents had changed from one person to two people, so he always wondered why in the middle of the night, he could always hear moaning sounds similar to screams and beds, and the sounds seemed to be made by men.

After Yuan Ye stood up, the two of them looked at each other, and found that they were both disheveled and disheveled, and no one was better than the other, so they snorted and planned to go back to their rooms.

"Hey! Do you have any special rules?" Standing at the door of the bedroom, Yuan Ye asked Pang Qingzhuo wonderingly, otherwise there would be no reason not to let him go, and he didn't come for nothing.

Pang Qingzhuo was so angry that he vomited blood. He opened the door and said, "One, don't think about male and female looks; two, the second ancestor doesn't think about it;

"I'll give you one thousand."

"I'll give you ten thousand back."

"two thousand."

"..."

"Five thousand."

Pang Qingzhuo touched that face that he thought was really good, still wondering, is he so valuable?I heard that they are unemployed after graduating from this major. Could it be that his employment opportunities are here?

"Ten thousand." Yuan Ye crossed his arms and was in a fight with Pang Qingzhuo. He wanted to see how big this man's stomach was.Ten thousand is enough to buy a woman's first night, this man won't be satisfied, right?

"Fuck you rich man." Pang Qingzhuo said, picked up the mineral water bottle at hand and threw it at Yuan Ye's head, then closed the door neatly and locked it.

"Bitch." Yuan Ye cursed back, suddenly remembered something, looked at the water bottle that he had just blocked with his hand, and found that the color of the liquid inside was not right, remembering the thing about being splashed with urine before, his face immediately turned black , rushed to the toilet to flush himself, and stepped on a few glass beads on the road, almost disfigured.

The term homosexuality is no stranger to Pang Qingzhuo. After entering university, because he did not have a girlfriend and had such a good relationship with Wang Weiwei, there were rumors among his classmates that he was gay, but after four years of testing, His classmate finally determined that the relationship between two obnoxious men is not necessarily love, there is a kind of person who has the ability to interpret friendship as love to give people the illusion, but the classmates around him are still used to seeing him and Wang Weiwei as a blind date Look at it from a couple in love.

And because of his special attributes, there were many boys who gave him a sneak peek, but he politely refused on the grounds of "as long as Wang Weiwei is an old iron". Just kidding, Wang Weiwei is enough for him to worry about. Father and mother, please beg me, how could he be willing to cut himself into pieces? !

It's disgusting to be done that kind of thing, but it's not enough to reverse his orthodox views of more than 20 years, so he only regards Yuan Ye as one of those boys who confessed to him, thinking that he will not be punished again if he is dealt with. I was pestered, and the unhappiness in my heart was at most enough to vent my anger with my fists when nothing happened.

At least at this moment, he still doesn't know that there are always some people whose attributes are even more special than his, who don't make sense, who can't be beaten with fists, and threats and coercion are useless, and they stick around just to take advantage of him. Hard to bend him.