[Orc] I'm a serious person
Chapter 11
Bean Eyes looked at him ambiguously.Lin Qi blushed and said viciously, "Look at your sister!"
Dinner gave a "crack" to express his disdain, and buried his head in his wings.
Lin Qi rubbed his waist, got up and looked out of the cave.It was a meeting of several chiefs, who seemed to be talking about warning the lions.Saru heard Lin Qi's movements, ended the conversation and let the leaders disperse.He came over and held Lin Qi's waist: "Are you uncomfortable?"
Lin Qi: "..." How should he answer, is it comfortable or uncomfortable?
Seeing that Lin Qi just stared at him without speaking, Saru asked him strangely: "What's wrong?"
"Cough, it's nothing, don't you have something to do? Go get busy." Ahh!After speaking, Lin Qi spurned himself. Is this the newlywed wife talking to her husband? !
"Well, then you continue to rest, and I will deal with the lion's affairs."
"Go." Lin Qi patted him on the shoulder.
Saru took two steps, then suddenly turned back and sucked Lin Qi's lips before really leaving.
If this wasn't a primeval forest, Lin Qi would think that Saru caught up with a few warm family dramas while he was sleeping.
Lin Qi returned to the straw mat and sat in a daze. After a while, he suddenly cast his vicious eyes on Dinner.
"Quack Σ(°△°|||)︴" Dinner immediately felt a chill down his spine.
Two hours later—
Lin Qi held Dinner's wings and sat beside the elder without saying a word.
It is not in vain for the elder to live to this age, the most accumulated is patience, and he just lies on his stomach without saying a word.Lin Qi wanted to reach out his hand several times to feel his breath, to make sure that he did not die forever.
"Cough, that..." Lin Qi finally couldn't help but speak.
"Have you mated with Saru?"
"puff--!"
——Elder, I misunderstood you. It turns out that there is a gossip soul deeply hidden under your calm appearance.
"You don't think I didn't see such an obvious mark on the chest, did you?" The elder lifted one eyelid and glanced at Lin Qi.
You can pretend you didn't see it! "Well, we did."
"Then what are you doing here, do you need psychological counseling?"
Elder, can you stop being so sharp? "I... I don't know why I came here, I just suddenly don't want to stay in the cave alone, I want to talk to someone." This kind of mentality is very similar to a newly married daughter who needs to go back to her mother's house to talk to her elders...
--Nonsence!Who the hell is a newly married daughter!
The elder rested his head on his crossed front legs, opened his eyes and looked at Lin Qi: "I can't accept it? Feel the pressure?"
"...sort of. You know, he's the...the one, and I'm the..."
"He's a beast, you're a human, so that's weird?"
Elder, you have scolded yourself too.Lin Qi plucked out Dinner's hair one by one, and didn't speak.Poor Dinner is in pain.
"I don't think you showed any concern before, why do you suddenly care so much now?"
Lin Qi continued to pluck the hair: "Uh, that...you understand."
"Oh—" the elder suddenly realized, "Are you worried about having a baby?"
"Ahem, um." Lin Qi blushed.
The elder returned to his weak look, and said, "Don't worry, you won't be able to conceive without eating the gestational fruit that grows on the cliff."
"Quack quack quack!" This is Dinner finally unbearable humiliation rose up to resist.
The elder opened his eyes from the noise, and suddenly raised his head.
Lin Qi was taken aback: "What's wrong?"
"This chicken..."
"What's wrong with this chicken?" Lin Qi curiously picked up Dinner and shook it twice.
"It's nothing." The elder's eyes wandered, and he lay back again.
Lin Qi curled his lips and didn't ask any further questions. He looked around boredly and saw the cloud and mist on the other side of the cliff, so he picked another topic to chat: "Elder, what do you think is on the other side of the cliff? Are there any beasts that can transform?"
The elder gave him a sideways glance, and said with a whimper, "Young man, if you have too much time, ask Gail to find you some books to read, don't waste your time."
Gail is the elder candidate.
Lin Qi shut up, and began to ponder the names of people in this continent in a boring way.He doesn't know many people, but most of them have the word "Er" in their names, such as Porsey, Kyle, Dahl, and this Gale. Is this probably the naming habit of their culture?It's as if there are many drivers in Russia. (Actually, it's because the author is incompetent in naming. Why didn't Saru include "er"? Because he is the male protagonist!)
"Lin Qi, why didn't you rest in the cave and ran here?" Saru trotted over and sat down beside Lin Qi.
"Aren't you going to come here to receive the punishment? I'll come to accompany you." Lin Qi lied honestly.
Saru's eyes lit up immediately, and he stretched out his head to rub Lin Qi's shoulder: "Lin Qi, you are so kind."
"Hmm!" The elder coughed and reminded the young couple to pay attention to the influence, "If you know he is good, watch closely, don't lose it every few days." The elder spoke mercilessly.
Saru bowed his head in shame: "I will be careful, elder."
"Well, how did things go with the lion?"
"We have already negotiated with Kyle and made it clear that if he comes to the forest again, we will take action immediately. We have an absolute advantage in numbers, but the different lions cannot unite. Kyle is also busy with different lions. The lions are robbing the territory, so he won't come to harass us anymore." Saru sat down and reported his achievements, "The border of the forest has also strengthened the defense of the two wolf packs. Once other races invade, we will immediately receive an alarm."
"Well, very good. Now fetch some water from the well over there." The elder ordered.
Saru was a good boy, so he went without saying a word.The elder squinted at Lin Qi: "You haven't felt sick to your stomach for so long?"
"What?" Lin Qi didn't know why.
"You didn't clean up the things Saru left inside, did you? The smell will kill you at night." The elder said in a broken voice.
Lin Qi blushed: "..." It was also the first time he had sex with a man, how could he know such a thing!It is said that the elders are really not the most poisonous, only more poisonous!But it's actually a hidden poison tongue attack, right?
The author has something to say: The author has been feeling unwell recently, and there are always a few days every month, but we understand...
If there is no update tomorrow, it means that the author is hanging up, please wait patiently...
13
13. Stealing chickens is not enough to lose rice...
The so-called punishment was to run up and down serving tea and water to the elder. Since he was too old to eat meat, Saru's main job was to go to the cliff to pick various fruits for the elder.Among them is the most tangled fruit called wolf fruit, which is said to be the favorite fruit of the wolf clan, and naturally became the main meal of the elders.
Wolf fruit grows in the depths of the cliff, and picking wolf fruit has become the heaviest task for Saru. Lin Qi thinks that the rules of this kind of punishment must be set by the elders, just to satisfy his own selfish desires!
Lin Qi said earlier that he was here to accompany Saru, so he simply stayed here and ate fruit with the elders.Of course, what he ate was what the elders didn't like very much...
A black wolf jumped up from the edge of the cliff, holding a large bag of fruits wrapped in leaves in its mouth.He put the fruit on the ground, turned into a human shape, picked one from the middle and handed it to Lin Qi: "Lin Qi, this is for you."
Lin Qi took it and found that the shape of the fruit was somewhat similar to that of a dragon fruit, with colorful colors and a pair of eyes-like lines on the base.He felt that this fruit was different from the ones he had eaten before, and asked Saru curiously: "What kind of fruit is this, I don't seem to have eaten it before."
"Well, it's a delicious fruit." Saru's words flickered, avoiding eye contact with Lin Qi.
How can Lin Qi, an old fritter who has been struggling among human beings, fail to see Saru's concealment?Hmm, trying to lie to him, this stupid wolf is still a little tender.He pretended to be naive and said: "Is it delicious? But there is only one. It's a pity to eat it now. Let's keep it for later."
Saru was in a hurry: "It's okay, it's okay, you can eat it now, I can pick it again."
"Huh? There are so many fruits. Why haven't you picked them before? It should be a rare fruit, right?"
"Well, it's not a lot, but we don't need to eat this, so you can eat as much as you want." Before Saru realized Lin Qi's intentions, he was foolishly baited.
Lin Qi played with the fruit in his hand and asked, "Why don't you eat this?"
"Huh? Uh, uh..." Saru thought for a long time, but couldn't come back.
"Saru, come here." Lin Qi patted the seat next to him and asked him to sit over.
Saru obediently sat down beside Lin Qi, put his little hands away, and waited for Lin Qi to ask questions.
"Tell me, what kind of fruit is this?"
"...breeding fruit."
Breeding fruit, sounds familiar.Lin Qi asked again: "Why don't you eat it, but I can eat it?"
"Well... because it's useless for us to eat it, you can have a baby if you eat it." After speaking, Saru secretly raised his eyes to glance at Lin Qi's expression.
The expression of the latter is deadpan.
——Very well, after having sex with Lao Tzu once, I dare to lie to Lao Tzu!If I don't teach you a lesson, I will read the name upside down!
--Huh?Laozi's name is pronounced backwards as Qilin, which seems to be more imposing. Touching his chin... Ah bah, now is not the time to think about this!
Lin Qi smiled darkly in his heart, showing great interest in the pregnancy fruit, and continued to ask Salu: "Hey, you can have a baby after eating it? What should I do?"
Saru saw that Lin Qi was not only not angry, but also very angry.
Dinner gave a "crack" to express his disdain, and buried his head in his wings.
Lin Qi rubbed his waist, got up and looked out of the cave.It was a meeting of several chiefs, who seemed to be talking about warning the lions.Saru heard Lin Qi's movements, ended the conversation and let the leaders disperse.He came over and held Lin Qi's waist: "Are you uncomfortable?"
Lin Qi: "..." How should he answer, is it comfortable or uncomfortable?
Seeing that Lin Qi just stared at him without speaking, Saru asked him strangely: "What's wrong?"
"Cough, it's nothing, don't you have something to do? Go get busy." Ahh!After speaking, Lin Qi spurned himself. Is this the newlywed wife talking to her husband? !
"Well, then you continue to rest, and I will deal with the lion's affairs."
"Go." Lin Qi patted him on the shoulder.
Saru took two steps, then suddenly turned back and sucked Lin Qi's lips before really leaving.
If this wasn't a primeval forest, Lin Qi would think that Saru caught up with a few warm family dramas while he was sleeping.
Lin Qi returned to the straw mat and sat in a daze. After a while, he suddenly cast his vicious eyes on Dinner.
"Quack Σ(°△°|||)︴" Dinner immediately felt a chill down his spine.
Two hours later—
Lin Qi held Dinner's wings and sat beside the elder without saying a word.
It is not in vain for the elder to live to this age, the most accumulated is patience, and he just lies on his stomach without saying a word.Lin Qi wanted to reach out his hand several times to feel his breath, to make sure that he did not die forever.
"Cough, that..." Lin Qi finally couldn't help but speak.
"Have you mated with Saru?"
"puff--!"
——Elder, I misunderstood you. It turns out that there is a gossip soul deeply hidden under your calm appearance.
"You don't think I didn't see such an obvious mark on the chest, did you?" The elder lifted one eyelid and glanced at Lin Qi.
You can pretend you didn't see it! "Well, we did."
"Then what are you doing here, do you need psychological counseling?"
Elder, can you stop being so sharp? "I... I don't know why I came here, I just suddenly don't want to stay in the cave alone, I want to talk to someone." This kind of mentality is very similar to a newly married daughter who needs to go back to her mother's house to talk to her elders...
--Nonsence!Who the hell is a newly married daughter!
The elder rested his head on his crossed front legs, opened his eyes and looked at Lin Qi: "I can't accept it? Feel the pressure?"
"...sort of. You know, he's the...the one, and I'm the..."
"He's a beast, you're a human, so that's weird?"
Elder, you have scolded yourself too.Lin Qi plucked out Dinner's hair one by one, and didn't speak.Poor Dinner is in pain.
"I don't think you showed any concern before, why do you suddenly care so much now?"
Lin Qi continued to pluck the hair: "Uh, that...you understand."
"Oh—" the elder suddenly realized, "Are you worried about having a baby?"
"Ahem, um." Lin Qi blushed.
The elder returned to his weak look, and said, "Don't worry, you won't be able to conceive without eating the gestational fruit that grows on the cliff."
"Quack quack quack!" This is Dinner finally unbearable humiliation rose up to resist.
The elder opened his eyes from the noise, and suddenly raised his head.
Lin Qi was taken aback: "What's wrong?"
"This chicken..."
"What's wrong with this chicken?" Lin Qi curiously picked up Dinner and shook it twice.
"It's nothing." The elder's eyes wandered, and he lay back again.
Lin Qi curled his lips and didn't ask any further questions. He looked around boredly and saw the cloud and mist on the other side of the cliff, so he picked another topic to chat: "Elder, what do you think is on the other side of the cliff? Are there any beasts that can transform?"
The elder gave him a sideways glance, and said with a whimper, "Young man, if you have too much time, ask Gail to find you some books to read, don't waste your time."
Gail is the elder candidate.
Lin Qi shut up, and began to ponder the names of people in this continent in a boring way.He doesn't know many people, but most of them have the word "Er" in their names, such as Porsey, Kyle, Dahl, and this Gale. Is this probably the naming habit of their culture?It's as if there are many drivers in Russia. (Actually, it's because the author is incompetent in naming. Why didn't Saru include "er"? Because he is the male protagonist!)
"Lin Qi, why didn't you rest in the cave and ran here?" Saru trotted over and sat down beside Lin Qi.
"Aren't you going to come here to receive the punishment? I'll come to accompany you." Lin Qi lied honestly.
Saru's eyes lit up immediately, and he stretched out his head to rub Lin Qi's shoulder: "Lin Qi, you are so kind."
"Hmm!" The elder coughed and reminded the young couple to pay attention to the influence, "If you know he is good, watch closely, don't lose it every few days." The elder spoke mercilessly.
Saru bowed his head in shame: "I will be careful, elder."
"Well, how did things go with the lion?"
"We have already negotiated with Kyle and made it clear that if he comes to the forest again, we will take action immediately. We have an absolute advantage in numbers, but the different lions cannot unite. Kyle is also busy with different lions. The lions are robbing the territory, so he won't come to harass us anymore." Saru sat down and reported his achievements, "The border of the forest has also strengthened the defense of the two wolf packs. Once other races invade, we will immediately receive an alarm."
"Well, very good. Now fetch some water from the well over there." The elder ordered.
Saru was a good boy, so he went without saying a word.The elder squinted at Lin Qi: "You haven't felt sick to your stomach for so long?"
"What?" Lin Qi didn't know why.
"You didn't clean up the things Saru left inside, did you? The smell will kill you at night." The elder said in a broken voice.
Lin Qi blushed: "..." It was also the first time he had sex with a man, how could he know such a thing!It is said that the elders are really not the most poisonous, only more poisonous!But it's actually a hidden poison tongue attack, right?
The author has something to say: The author has been feeling unwell recently, and there are always a few days every month, but we understand...
If there is no update tomorrow, it means that the author is hanging up, please wait patiently...
13
13. Stealing chickens is not enough to lose rice...
The so-called punishment was to run up and down serving tea and water to the elder. Since he was too old to eat meat, Saru's main job was to go to the cliff to pick various fruits for the elder.Among them is the most tangled fruit called wolf fruit, which is said to be the favorite fruit of the wolf clan, and naturally became the main meal of the elders.
Wolf fruit grows in the depths of the cliff, and picking wolf fruit has become the heaviest task for Saru. Lin Qi thinks that the rules of this kind of punishment must be set by the elders, just to satisfy his own selfish desires!
Lin Qi said earlier that he was here to accompany Saru, so he simply stayed here and ate fruit with the elders.Of course, what he ate was what the elders didn't like very much...
A black wolf jumped up from the edge of the cliff, holding a large bag of fruits wrapped in leaves in its mouth.He put the fruit on the ground, turned into a human shape, picked one from the middle and handed it to Lin Qi: "Lin Qi, this is for you."
Lin Qi took it and found that the shape of the fruit was somewhat similar to that of a dragon fruit, with colorful colors and a pair of eyes-like lines on the base.He felt that this fruit was different from the ones he had eaten before, and asked Saru curiously: "What kind of fruit is this, I don't seem to have eaten it before."
"Well, it's a delicious fruit." Saru's words flickered, avoiding eye contact with Lin Qi.
How can Lin Qi, an old fritter who has been struggling among human beings, fail to see Saru's concealment?Hmm, trying to lie to him, this stupid wolf is still a little tender.He pretended to be naive and said: "Is it delicious? But there is only one. It's a pity to eat it now. Let's keep it for later."
Saru was in a hurry: "It's okay, it's okay, you can eat it now, I can pick it again."
"Huh? There are so many fruits. Why haven't you picked them before? It should be a rare fruit, right?"
"Well, it's not a lot, but we don't need to eat this, so you can eat as much as you want." Before Saru realized Lin Qi's intentions, he was foolishly baited.
Lin Qi played with the fruit in his hand and asked, "Why don't you eat this?"
"Huh? Uh, uh..." Saru thought for a long time, but couldn't come back.
"Saru, come here." Lin Qi patted the seat next to him and asked him to sit over.
Saru obediently sat down beside Lin Qi, put his little hands away, and waited for Lin Qi to ask questions.
"Tell me, what kind of fruit is this?"
"...breeding fruit."
Breeding fruit, sounds familiar.Lin Qi asked again: "Why don't you eat it, but I can eat it?"
"Well... because it's useless for us to eat it, you can have a baby if you eat it." After speaking, Saru secretly raised his eyes to glance at Lin Qi's expression.
The expression of the latter is deadpan.
——Very well, after having sex with Lao Tzu once, I dare to lie to Lao Tzu!If I don't teach you a lesson, I will read the name upside down!
--Huh?Laozi's name is pronounced backwards as Qilin, which seems to be more imposing. Touching his chin... Ah bah, now is not the time to think about this!
Lin Qi smiled darkly in his heart, showing great interest in the pregnancy fruit, and continued to ask Salu: "Hey, you can have a baby after eating it? What should I do?"
Saru saw that Lin Qi was not only not angry, but also very angry.
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