[Orc] I'm a serious person
Chapter 23
I buried him in his neck and took a deep breath, and felt that his smell was more fragrant than stewed meat. I didn't know how to choose it for a while. After hearing Lin Qi's words, I replied: "It's different. Eating food with you is very delicious, really. !"
Feeling the hot breath from Saru's neck, Lin Qi shrank his neck sensitively: "Okay, then you can wait to eat with me. Don't blame me for not reminding you if the meat is too soft."
"Well, no. Everything Lin Qi cooks is delicious." Saru buried his head in Lin Qi's neck again. Well, Lin Qi still smells better.
Lin Qi helplessly let the big canine animal behind him surround him and act like a baby. He couldn't help but think, what will Saru do if he has a child in the future? He doesn't look like a calm father at all.
Gradually, a picture of two people, one big and one small, wagging their tails and watching them want meat gradually emerged in their minds...
(= ̄﹃ ̄=)
——Ah bah bah bah!It's fine to fall in love with a man, why are you still thinking about having a baby!Has Laozi accepted the fact of having a son?Could it be that I have become a sissy after being pressured too many times?I am a decent person, I will never have children, absolutely!
When Lin Qi was having an ideological struggle, the lid of the stone pot on the fire was lifted by the steam and made a "cracking" sound. Salu sat up straight and hurriedly asked: "Lin Qi, are you alright? Is it all right?"
Seeing his innocent appearance, Lin Qi didn't realize that he was worrying about the future of the two of them just now, and was struggling for their offspring. He was really angry and wanted to turn around and say something to him , I saw that he was opening a pair of green eyes, looking at himself with infinite expectation, he immediately stuttered and turned around: "You, you are a foodie... Forget that I am afraid of you, go lift the lid, you can have eaten."
Saru jumped up when he heard the words, lifted the lid of the stone pot without fear of being hot, took a few sniffs, swallowed his saliva, and was about to grab the meat to eat, but Lin Qi grabbed him: "Don't Use your hands! Anyway, it’s a human shape, so you need to look like a human being.” Then he took out the chopsticks that he had sharpened before and handed them to him, “Here, I taught you how to use them, try it.”
Saru took the chopsticks with a distressed expression, and awkwardly picked up a piece of meat in the pot. He managed to pick up a piece, but before he could leave the stone pot, he fell back and splashed a lot of soup.Lin Qi hurriedly checked his arm: "Be careful! Is it hot?"
Saru shook his head, stretched out his chopsticks to pick it up again, and scratched the ground nervously with his free left hand, almost scraping five trenches.
Lin Qi had no choice but to sigh helplessly, took a piece and handed it to Saru's mouth: "Ah——"
Saru opened his mouth happily. After tasting the sweetness once, he immediately mastered the skill of using his own advantages effectively. Every time after Lin Qi ate a piece of meat for himself, he moved his head closer and waited for Lin Qi to open his mouth wide. feed.Lin Qi had nothing to do with him, so a pot of stewed meat in a stone pot was slowly wiped out from two people who took one bite and one bite to two of you and one bite to you who kept eating and I didn't eat.
As for the child's problem that I was thinking about before... let's wait until the problem of the half-orcs is solved.
The author has something to say: So the shameless author has passed another chapter by relying on Saru to show off his cuteness...
27
27. Dinner's Lovelorn Night...
Dinner has been in complicated moods these days.No, it should be said that since he transformed into an adult, his mood has never been pure.In the past 200 years, he always thought that he was a carefree pheasant with sharper and stronger claws than other pheasants, but he never set his sights high, and still ate the fruits that other pheasants loved, doing other things. What pheasants love to do.
However, he is always different from the pheasants. He can vaguely feel that he cannot blend in with the pheasants, as if he is destined to have a different person...Chicken.
Until one day, a sentence from his master Lin Qi finally brought all the mysteries to the surface.
On that day, he finally survived the long period of bald hair and the painful process of bone deformation. His body grew gorgeous feathers, and his wings also had mighty patterns that could intimidate the enemy.
Dinner's self-confidence is growing day by day!
It was also on that day that he saw the figure that haunted him in his dreams.
That she, with orange flame-like feathers, slender figure and broad wings, her song hit his heart directly.
Lin Qi told him that it was the enemy.How could she be an enemy!
Dinner began to look at the other side of the cliff every day, thinking about the issue of benevolence, righteousness, loyalty and filial piety.On the one hand, the master who took him back to cut his nails and plucked his chicken feathers to torture him for pleasure, and on the other hand, he caught a glimpse of a beautiful female bird of the same family. How entangled is this...
——Speaking of which, do you still need to think about it? Normal people will abandon that shameless and unscrupulous master and choose the latter!
Dinner fell into a whirlpool of indecision, until the elder's words reminded him——
"If you can't make it through, just let her come over and you can do it."
Dinner was suddenly enlightened, and suddenly realized that the problem that had troubled him for many days was finally solved!That's right, he was embarrassed to leave his master, but he wanted to be with that female bird, so he should lure her here!
Putting aside his troubles, Dinner left the cliff very easily, and happily ran to find Lin Qi, who couldn't wait to tell him what he thought.
So extreme joy turned sorrowful, and one passed by the shooting practice field without paying attention, and lost a lot of feathers.
Why did he have such a shallow relationship with his feathers!
This story tells us that we must pay attention to traffic safety while walking and flying.
So on the night when the cold season came, and the moon was dark, Dinner took advantage of the darkness and flew quietly towards the territory of the Orcs.He remembered that stupid wolf said that half-orcs' sense of hearing and smell were not as sensitive as that of orcs, so they were not very worried about being discovered.
The territory of the half-orcs was far from what Dinner had imagined. They did not have dense forests, but only some short grass. Dinner quickly surveyed their territory from above the sky, and it was not even half the size of the forest. One side is connected to the sea.Hundreds of orcs lived together, and built shelters with stones to resist the cold wind.
Dinner stretched out his sharp claws, and hung himself on the cliff with the barbs at the joints of his wings, listening quietly to the movement of the orcs for a while.
There was a clear and ethereal cry of something in the dark night, as well as heavy scolding, and the sound of splashing water.But Dinner doesn't care about these, he only came here for one purpose!
Dinner poked his head out and looked at the winged birds sleeping with their heads buried in their wings.
——What is this? Its fur is so dark!Ugly!
— and that one!The majestic male bird is actually smaller than the female bird, and is it so charming!
——This one is neither red nor orange, is it male or female!
Dinner looked around, and finally saw his long-lost figure.That she stood alone in a corner, with a wooden trough for food beside her, which showed her special status.
——She must be serving senior leaders like me, we are so well matched!
Thinking this way, Dinner quietly entered the resting place of the winged bird, and approached his other her.
"Cuckoo -" My dear, let me take you away.
The orange female bird suddenly opened her eyes, and saw a fiery male | squinting at her playing hooliganism, she immediately spread her wings and puffed up her feathers, calling out in warning: "Quack!"
Dinner was startled, flapped his wings and backed away three meters: "Cuckoo, cluck..." Come with me, they are enemies!
The female bird didn't appreciate it, and still screamed and threatened Dinner. Other resting winged birds around were also awakened and began to "quack" and screamed. The place immediately became a chicken farm.
[What's going on, what are you arguing about! ] A half-orc beat the ground with a stick, warning the winged bird to keep quiet.
As soon as Dinner saw the enemy appear, he immediately jumped down the cliff like lightning, and with a boy's heart broken into thousands of pieces, he went back to the forest to find Lin Qi for comfort.
Lin Qi was sleeping soundly nestled in Saru's fluffy and soft fur, when suddenly a gust of cold wind swept in, Saru quickly transformed into a human form, and jumped away holding Lin Qi.
Lin Qi rubbed his sleep-deprived eyes and looked intently, only to see that Dinner was covered in snowflakes and fell headfirst on the place where the two had just slept, shaking so much that there was also a layer of snow on the ground.
Dinner, who was swooped out of the way, was hit hard again, and he simply couldn't play tricks, so he lay across Lin Qi's eyes in this bright and sad posture with his butt facing the sky at a 45° angle.
"What, what's the matter?" He was awakened from sleep for no reason, and the culprit was still on his own ground and refused to get up. Lin Qi innocently looked at the big bird with a dead body on the ground, and then looked back at Saru.
Saru didn't seem to be woken up at all, stretched out his long arms, took the rabbit fur coat and put it on Lin Qi, and said, "Could it be shedding hair again?"
Lin Qi shook his head, stretched out his legs and kicked Dinner's ass, and said, "Hey, don't be so arrogant, get up quickly."
"Quack quack -" Dinner, whose confession was rejected and abused by the host, was even more sad, and insisted on pretending to be a dead body.
Lin Qi yawned, and said helplessly, "Looking at your virtue, you must be broken in love."
"Quack! Ga!" That's right, it's lovelorn!Seeing that Lin Qi started the topic
Feeling the hot breath from Saru's neck, Lin Qi shrank his neck sensitively: "Okay, then you can wait to eat with me. Don't blame me for not reminding you if the meat is too soft."
"Well, no. Everything Lin Qi cooks is delicious." Saru buried his head in Lin Qi's neck again. Well, Lin Qi still smells better.
Lin Qi helplessly let the big canine animal behind him surround him and act like a baby. He couldn't help but think, what will Saru do if he has a child in the future? He doesn't look like a calm father at all.
Gradually, a picture of two people, one big and one small, wagging their tails and watching them want meat gradually emerged in their minds...
(= ̄﹃ ̄=)
——Ah bah bah bah!It's fine to fall in love with a man, why are you still thinking about having a baby!Has Laozi accepted the fact of having a son?Could it be that I have become a sissy after being pressured too many times?I am a decent person, I will never have children, absolutely!
When Lin Qi was having an ideological struggle, the lid of the stone pot on the fire was lifted by the steam and made a "cracking" sound. Salu sat up straight and hurriedly asked: "Lin Qi, are you alright? Is it all right?"
Seeing his innocent appearance, Lin Qi didn't realize that he was worrying about the future of the two of them just now, and was struggling for their offspring. He was really angry and wanted to turn around and say something to him , I saw that he was opening a pair of green eyes, looking at himself with infinite expectation, he immediately stuttered and turned around: "You, you are a foodie... Forget that I am afraid of you, go lift the lid, you can have eaten."
Saru jumped up when he heard the words, lifted the lid of the stone pot without fear of being hot, took a few sniffs, swallowed his saliva, and was about to grab the meat to eat, but Lin Qi grabbed him: "Don't Use your hands! Anyway, it’s a human shape, so you need to look like a human being.” Then he took out the chopsticks that he had sharpened before and handed them to him, “Here, I taught you how to use them, try it.”
Saru took the chopsticks with a distressed expression, and awkwardly picked up a piece of meat in the pot. He managed to pick up a piece, but before he could leave the stone pot, he fell back and splashed a lot of soup.Lin Qi hurriedly checked his arm: "Be careful! Is it hot?"
Saru shook his head, stretched out his chopsticks to pick it up again, and scratched the ground nervously with his free left hand, almost scraping five trenches.
Lin Qi had no choice but to sigh helplessly, took a piece and handed it to Saru's mouth: "Ah——"
Saru opened his mouth happily. After tasting the sweetness once, he immediately mastered the skill of using his own advantages effectively. Every time after Lin Qi ate a piece of meat for himself, he moved his head closer and waited for Lin Qi to open his mouth wide. feed.Lin Qi had nothing to do with him, so a pot of stewed meat in a stone pot was slowly wiped out from two people who took one bite and one bite to two of you and one bite to you who kept eating and I didn't eat.
As for the child's problem that I was thinking about before... let's wait until the problem of the half-orcs is solved.
The author has something to say: So the shameless author has passed another chapter by relying on Saru to show off his cuteness...
27
27. Dinner's Lovelorn Night...
Dinner has been in complicated moods these days.No, it should be said that since he transformed into an adult, his mood has never been pure.In the past 200 years, he always thought that he was a carefree pheasant with sharper and stronger claws than other pheasants, but he never set his sights high, and still ate the fruits that other pheasants loved, doing other things. What pheasants love to do.
However, he is always different from the pheasants. He can vaguely feel that he cannot blend in with the pheasants, as if he is destined to have a different person...Chicken.
Until one day, a sentence from his master Lin Qi finally brought all the mysteries to the surface.
On that day, he finally survived the long period of bald hair and the painful process of bone deformation. His body grew gorgeous feathers, and his wings also had mighty patterns that could intimidate the enemy.
Dinner's self-confidence is growing day by day!
It was also on that day that he saw the figure that haunted him in his dreams.
That she, with orange flame-like feathers, slender figure and broad wings, her song hit his heart directly.
Lin Qi told him that it was the enemy.How could she be an enemy!
Dinner began to look at the other side of the cliff every day, thinking about the issue of benevolence, righteousness, loyalty and filial piety.On the one hand, the master who took him back to cut his nails and plucked his chicken feathers to torture him for pleasure, and on the other hand, he caught a glimpse of a beautiful female bird of the same family. How entangled is this...
——Speaking of which, do you still need to think about it? Normal people will abandon that shameless and unscrupulous master and choose the latter!
Dinner fell into a whirlpool of indecision, until the elder's words reminded him——
"If you can't make it through, just let her come over and you can do it."
Dinner was suddenly enlightened, and suddenly realized that the problem that had troubled him for many days was finally solved!That's right, he was embarrassed to leave his master, but he wanted to be with that female bird, so he should lure her here!
Putting aside his troubles, Dinner left the cliff very easily, and happily ran to find Lin Qi, who couldn't wait to tell him what he thought.
So extreme joy turned sorrowful, and one passed by the shooting practice field without paying attention, and lost a lot of feathers.
Why did he have such a shallow relationship with his feathers!
This story tells us that we must pay attention to traffic safety while walking and flying.
So on the night when the cold season came, and the moon was dark, Dinner took advantage of the darkness and flew quietly towards the territory of the Orcs.He remembered that stupid wolf said that half-orcs' sense of hearing and smell were not as sensitive as that of orcs, so they were not very worried about being discovered.
The territory of the half-orcs was far from what Dinner had imagined. They did not have dense forests, but only some short grass. Dinner quickly surveyed their territory from above the sky, and it was not even half the size of the forest. One side is connected to the sea.Hundreds of orcs lived together, and built shelters with stones to resist the cold wind.
Dinner stretched out his sharp claws, and hung himself on the cliff with the barbs at the joints of his wings, listening quietly to the movement of the orcs for a while.
There was a clear and ethereal cry of something in the dark night, as well as heavy scolding, and the sound of splashing water.But Dinner doesn't care about these, he only came here for one purpose!
Dinner poked his head out and looked at the winged birds sleeping with their heads buried in their wings.
——What is this? Its fur is so dark!Ugly!
— and that one!The majestic male bird is actually smaller than the female bird, and is it so charming!
——This one is neither red nor orange, is it male or female!
Dinner looked around, and finally saw his long-lost figure.That she stood alone in a corner, with a wooden trough for food beside her, which showed her special status.
——She must be serving senior leaders like me, we are so well matched!
Thinking this way, Dinner quietly entered the resting place of the winged bird, and approached his other her.
"Cuckoo -" My dear, let me take you away.
The orange female bird suddenly opened her eyes, and saw a fiery male | squinting at her playing hooliganism, she immediately spread her wings and puffed up her feathers, calling out in warning: "Quack!"
Dinner was startled, flapped his wings and backed away three meters: "Cuckoo, cluck..." Come with me, they are enemies!
The female bird didn't appreciate it, and still screamed and threatened Dinner. Other resting winged birds around were also awakened and began to "quack" and screamed. The place immediately became a chicken farm.
[What's going on, what are you arguing about! ] A half-orc beat the ground with a stick, warning the winged bird to keep quiet.
As soon as Dinner saw the enemy appear, he immediately jumped down the cliff like lightning, and with a boy's heart broken into thousands of pieces, he went back to the forest to find Lin Qi for comfort.
Lin Qi was sleeping soundly nestled in Saru's fluffy and soft fur, when suddenly a gust of cold wind swept in, Saru quickly transformed into a human form, and jumped away holding Lin Qi.
Lin Qi rubbed his sleep-deprived eyes and looked intently, only to see that Dinner was covered in snowflakes and fell headfirst on the place where the two had just slept, shaking so much that there was also a layer of snow on the ground.
Dinner, who was swooped out of the way, was hit hard again, and he simply couldn't play tricks, so he lay across Lin Qi's eyes in this bright and sad posture with his butt facing the sky at a 45° angle.
"What, what's the matter?" He was awakened from sleep for no reason, and the culprit was still on his own ground and refused to get up. Lin Qi innocently looked at the big bird with a dead body on the ground, and then looked back at Saru.
Saru didn't seem to be woken up at all, stretched out his long arms, took the rabbit fur coat and put it on Lin Qi, and said, "Could it be shedding hair again?"
Lin Qi shook his head, stretched out his legs and kicked Dinner's ass, and said, "Hey, don't be so arrogant, get up quickly."
"Quack quack -" Dinner, whose confession was rejected and abused by the host, was even more sad, and insisted on pretending to be a dead body.
Lin Qi yawned, and said helplessly, "Looking at your virtue, you must be broken in love."
"Quack! Ga!" That's right, it's lovelorn!Seeing that Lin Qi started the topic
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