[One Piece] Financial Director of the Straw Hat Sailing Group

The daily life of sailing is to stand beside the boat and blow the sea breeze or sleep like Sauron, or... like those two people over there, they search for treasure in their clothes, and then launch the ammunition they find out to play.

"Boom—" shattered a small stone island in the distance.

"Hey, you guys have run out of ammunition now, what will you do when the enemy comes later?"

"It doesn't matter, I'll blow them all up then!" Luffy raised his biceps.

Fuck off!

When people attack each other from a distance and bombard each other, do you have meat bombs?

Forget it, I don't care.

I went back to the cabin and read a book with Nami.

The two boys beside the boat looked at each other, and Usopp said, "Luffy, is Miss Luo angry?"

"Hmm..." Luffy was thinking, it seemed that this question was difficult.

"We also launched one, and we saw the power, why don't we forget it?" Usopp suggested, as expected of the person who played with the young lady since he was a child, hit the nail on the head.

"Okay, let's go to the cabin and see what's interesting!"

After a while, everyone returned to the cabin. There was a big table in the cabin, and everyone was doing their own things.

Suddenly there was movement outside, a man yelled and smashed the place.

Luffy went out alone to deal with him, but unexpectedly it was someone Sauron knew.

He said that his companion Joseph was injured, manifested by increased capillary fragility, swollen gums, bleeding, atrophy, and frequent nosebleeds. He finally moved Joseph to a small rock island to rest, good guy, suddenly a cannon shot coming!

Joseph, he can't hold on any longer!

The two culprits were trembling.

Nami and I looked at it, and decided to go out and see that person.

Looking at his symptoms, it turns out that people who go out to sea are more often sick - scurvy.That is, the disease caused by lack of vitamin C, just eat more fruits and vegetables.

Luffy and Usopp hurriedly brought out the limes and stuffed them into Joseph's mouth one by one.

Usopp: "(⊙o⊙) Wow, I knew you were a woman with some skills!"

Luffy: "(⊙o⊙) Wow, just like a ship doctor!"

Nami: "You guys have some common sense, okay? This will kill you sooner or later!"

Lu Fei suddenly realized: "Oh, no wonder Na Luo always told me to eat fruit! What does that matter, it would be nice to have Na Luo and you!"

Super clean smile, super white teeth, total trust!Usopp was completely moved and cried.

Nami was completely indifferent, and even a little angry: "Trust me, you bastard! You don't want me to work for you!"

I have said that Luffy is a social genius, for men.

Everyone learned a lesson about Joseph.

Luffy thinks it is very important to find a sea chef!

Nami: "Idiots! It's you who should have some common sense! Look at that, that's the normal reaction!"

I raised my head from the book "What Things Need to Be Pay Attention to When Sailing at Sea", "Ah, I'm learning now."

Looking for a chef, Johnny pointed in one direction - the sea restaurant, Balatier!

But at this time, a navy ship unexpectedly encountered us, and a conflict occurred.Luffy bounced the ammunition back, but it went in the wrong direction and hit the head chef of the restaurant. Then, Luffy was taken into the restaurant.

Ah... what now?

None of the members were in a hurry.Two also repaired the crushed poles.

Soon, there was movement in the restaurant, as if someone was fighting.

It can't be Luffy, can it?

Nami: "Would you like to see it?"

Me: "It's all in the restaurant, why don't you have a meal?"

Nami: "Are you in for a treat?"

"Keep the account on Luffy."

"Yo Xi!"

"set off!"

……

We heard that Lu Fei was going to do odd jobs here for a year, and we laughed unkindly. While he was going to do odd jobs in the kitchen, we ordered table dishes by the way to laugh at him.

Luffy: "You guys are too much! You actually eat delicious food here!"

"Hahaha, is our pirate flag going to be redrawn? After all, the captain was retained by others."

"Sauron!"

Luffy flicked the booger into Sauron's water glass. After laughing, Sauron picked it up and drank it. He was about to touch his mouth. He pulled Luffy over and poured the water into Luffy's mouth: "This glass of water Just drink it yourself! Do you think I didn't see your hands and feet move?"

Luffy choked his throat and rolled on the ground, it turned out that he also felt sick.

I laughed so hard that I lay on the table, the noise here disturbed Sanji who was pouring wine for the guests.

"It's so noisy! Is that his companion? Huh?"

He gave the wine glass to the guest, "You pour it yourself."

He sees love!

Sanji took a sparkling rose and sang a love song to Nami.

"Why... ah!" Nami was accosted!

I got up from the table and looked at them in amazement.

"This... is this kid accompanied by two beauties on the boat? Ah, I'm so rude." Then the golden-haired man handed me another yellow rose. "Yellow roses are very nice to you, fair lady." Ahhh, the red roses are gone, and only this one takes its place.

I took the flowers in a daze.Sanji seems to be very friendly with women and he even gave us free.

Sauron: "Don't be fooled, it's just for the two of you!"

"What's the matter? Save as much as you can."

Sauron: "You're so picky!"

I almost broke the spoon.

It's all Luffy's nonsense!

We stayed at the restaurant for four days, during which time Luffy was doing odd jobs, but the debt seemed to be piling up.

"Then Luo, can't you help me pay back the money?"

I was washing the dishes for him in the kitchen while Luffy was mopping the floor.

"No, no money."

"Ah, but our plan to go to sea will be delayed again."

"This is the trouble you caused, you solve it yourself. I'm done washing and I'm going back."

"Ah, Na Luo, wait for me!" Luffy chased after him with difficulty, holding the black garbage bag.

Nami was chatting with Sauron at the bow, and Sauron said, "When are we leaving?"

"Who knows? Isn't it good here? Food and shelter are included."

"Only you and Na Luo are free, okay?"

"Speaking of Naluo, she is so kind to Luffy. Shouldn't she help Luffy at this time? Ah! They're back!"

"Luffy, when are we leaving?"

"Huh? I'll discuss this with the head chef again."

"Huh?" I looked at the misty sea, and there seemed to be some shadow coming over.

That's a pirate ship!

It's really a pirate ship!And it was a ship several times bigger than the Merry.I can't help but wonder, how much money can I afford to buy this kind of boat?Even the Merry is sponsored by others.

Sure enough, only grab it?

This is the pirate headed by Klick, but it seems that they are not very strong. A group of people chattered for a long time and did not start fighting until a man named Hawkeye appeared, and he chopped off the search boat with a single knife.

Ah, waste of money.

Sauron met this man, who is said to be the number one swordsman in the world.

As a result, Sauron was defeated and fell into the water.

"Sauron!!"

"Brother Sauron!!!"

We fished him up, but fortunately, he was still rescued.It should be said that the person showed mercy.

The house leak happened to be raining overnight, so Nami drove away by herself at this time. Luckily, I took the treasure with me.

But the boat is also valuable, and it was given by others for free!

Luffy asked us to chase Nami back, and he stayed in the restaurant by himself.

"Usopp."

"What?" Usopp hugged Sauron and looked at me suspiciously.

"Sauron will leave it to you."

"Miss Naro?"

"Luffy doesn't know the way. I have to take him to catch up with you."

Usopp burst into tears. "Yes! Guaranteed to complete the task! Miss Na Luo, Luffy, take care!"

Next, are we going to fight the Creek Pirates?

But most of them were Luffy's match, the cook on the side of the ship took care of it, and I drew circles in the corner.

What, looking down on me?

I was just distracted, and the head chef was taken hostage by others, it was Ah Jin.A Jin pointed a gun at the head chef, forcing the chefs to be caught without a fight.

Sanji tried his best not to resist, and vowed to protect the restaurant to the death.

I was behind Ah Jin, watching them talk nonsense, and directly took out my golden wooden warehouse, and shot Ah Jin's gun away, surprising everyone.

Only Luffy was cheering: "Good job! Nara!"

Sanji took the opportunity to kick Ah Jin away.But it seems that someone's captaincy status has been stripped away.

So Ah Jin is so powerful?

Oh oh, now it's a fight to the death between Sanji and Akin.

One-on-one, can I really not shoot black guns?I turned my hand/gun, not understanding pirate duels.

However, Akin didn't kill Sanji in the end. When Klick released the poison gas, he buckled his gas mask on Sanji's face, and he was poisoned.

At this time, Luffy met Klick. The guy was covered with weapons all over his body, golden, so was it gold-plated or real gold?Can it be sold?

"Oh!"

I supported Luffy on the opposite side, but the bullet was bounced off by Klick.

I hate tanks!

Luffy used his body to fight the tank, and he had several warheads pierced into his body.

I took back the wooden warehouse and took out a nuclear bazooka calmly, but the people around me made a fuss.

You are not the only one with weapons!

Aim and fire!

"boom--"

"Hey, missed the shot?"

"How bad is your archery?"

Crick wobbled and unleashed a kill on me.

"Smelly woman..."

Luffy waved his hand: "Well, stop shooting, I have no place to stand!"

"Oh, I almost forgot that Luffy was still there."

Chef: "Did you even target your teammates by the way?"

"how is this possible?"

The two of them had already reached a fever pitch, and Luffy finally smashed Klick's armor, but he also hit his steel net and was pulled into the sea.

Devil fruit users are landlubbers and cannot swim.

"Luffy!!"

I quickly jumped into the sea, the sea was full of ship debris, and found Luffy on a board. He was locked in a steel net and unconscious.

I pushed the net away, and a hand outstretched from behind made me tremble with fright. It turned out to be Sanji.

The two of us worked together to drag Luffy ashore, and Sanji desperately woke up Luffy, more nervous than me.

In the end, it was confirmed that Luffy was just tired and fell asleep.

"Really, it made me worry for nothing!"

According to the law, this Sanji, we are on board!

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Seems a little weird?

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