Reborn Underworld Superstar
Chapter 4 Not yet favorite~Favorite me, favorite me~
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Xiao Ximing nodded at them, thinking in his heart: just right, take all of you rotten peach blossoms, and the Buddha will not have to look for them.
So the four of them were driven by Lin Qitian to the temple.
The temple here is located in a remote place, and since it is not a festival, there are not many people in the temple.So several people began to split up.Lin Qitian was the most purposeful, he made an appointment with a few people to meet at the next time, and then ran away in no time!That's right, he must make a karma with Xiao Tieming before anyone else!And Xiao Ximing stepped into the main hall of the temple with his head held high firmly, fuck the rotten peach blossoms!Hong Yangyao naturally went with Xiao Yuming; Li Angxiao wisely chose to arrest a monk as a tour guide... However, except for Xiao Yuming who wanted to get rid of the rotten peach blossoms, they all met in the Palace of Marriage ...
At that time, Lin Qitian just took a sachet with his name and Xiao Ximing's name and a red thread handed over by the monk... Several people stared at each other for a while, and then Hong Yangyao walked over first. , raised his eyebrows at Lin Qitian, smiled gently and said to the monks in the Marriage Palace: "Can you also help me find a marriage?"
"The benefactor is serious. Please write down your name and the name of the person in your heart here." Hong Yangyao nodded when he heard the words, and wrote: Hong Yangyao and Hong Yangjie.Then he handed it back to the monk, and the monk put the paper into the sachet and handed it to Hong Yangyao as if giving it to Lin Qitian.
Not to be outdone, Li Angxiao repeated the above actions, and also got a sachet and a red thread.Lin Qitian didn't want to, so he did something that he thought was stupid when he looked back. He said to the monk: "Master, I'll ask for another one for my brother!" Still filling in Xiao Zhiming's name... …
A few people at one end begged for marriage with Xiao Yuming, and Xiao Yuming at the other end begged the Buddha to cut off all his rotten peach blossoms very piously... The Buddha expressed that he was under a lot of pressure, and Guanyin on the side suggested: "Maybe none of them are rotten. Peach blossom, the rotten peach blossom that belongs to him has not yet appeared, so it has nothing to do with it!"
Anyway, it turned out that all four of them went back to the set in a happy mood.By the way, two weeks have passed since Director Gu's filming on location.It's over in two weeks.And at this time, it happened to be the time when the Fengcai advertisement was officially broadcast on the three major TV stations, and it was inserted in "Journey to the Rivers and Lakes".
So, the next day, when Xiao Tieming got up together, he heard Director Gu and Shen Lin's high-pitched voices: "Little Transparent, your commercial in "Journey to the Rivers and Lakes" was so well shot! You are popular! That commercial Now it’s spreading like crazy on the Internet! Are there any page headers on major pornographic websites!”
Xiao Yuming raised his eyebrows, was that advertisement really so disturbing?Picking up the mobile phone of the elder brother next to him, he watched the ad online, and it was on the top of Tudou Youku without searching. The title was: Superstar Li Angxiao officially came out of the closet through the ad, and confessed to his same-sex boyfriend Xiao Zhiming!
Netizens reply:
Level 1: All good men are gay, and those who don't are not good men!It has been verified that Li Angxiao is a good man!
Floor 2: Official CP!support!
3rd floor: I have seen that they have JQ!Oh ho ho!
4th Floor: World Harmony! **Unify the rivers and lakes!
... Floor 1000: Since I have this pair of CPs, I no longer have to worry about attacking and receiving~
...Floor 10000: I was only 10 minutes late, and the rows of buildings are lined up like crazy horses!support!
...The network is busy, please reply later...
The author has something to say: I will be on vacation after one more day of class tomorrow~
I don’t have time to write novels recently, so I’ve sent them all as saved manuscripts, and I’m going to make up for them when I get home!
I don’t have time to reply to everyone now, I will reply when I get home XD
39. The Golden Spoon Prince
Xiao Ximing looked at the reply and became more and more powerless, and finally rolled his eyes.
Director Gu saw the corners of Xiao Ximing's mouth twitching, and finally let out an angry roar: "Buddha, you are playing with me!"
Buddha: ╮(╯_╰)╭
Director Gu wiped off his sweat and said, "Xiao Zhiming, I think it's really a good advertisement from a professional point of view. Look, he did really well in the later stage."
After Director Gu finished speaking, he snatched the mobile phone that Xiao Yuming was holding in his hand, turned off the reply, opened the commercial video, fast-forwarded, pointed to a screen and said: "Look, the little flower skirt you are wearing is in the When the sun is spinning, the subtitles pop up: Blocking UVAUVB, when the camera turns to Li Angxiao, it is said that he has no good looks, so that it is too dark and you didn’t notice him at all..., and the part about your visual system, his face is full of sweat Singing loudly, immediately next to it: makeup is not fancy; in the end, with your wide-eyed look of surprise, the subtitle is: no makeup~ This setting is really brilliant!"
After listening to Director Gu's comforting explanation, Xiao Ximing suddenly felt better. To be honest, he felt that the advertisement was developing in a funny direction and it was gone forever...
Then Xiao Tieming, who recovered his normal heart, started to be a queen again. He raised an orchid finger, and said with a coquettish smile: "That's also my natural beauty that I can't give up on~"
Everyone: "...Yes, yes..."
After this unrivaled love affair with superstar Li Angxiao, Xiao Tunming became famous. Coupled with the fact that the ratings of "Journey to the Rivers and Lakes" have been rising steadily, the name Xiao Tunming has long been out of the ranks of newcomers. The oncoming force quickly jumped into people's eyes.
Various weekly gossip magazines began to collect information about this new star Xiao Tieming, but the information they got really shocked everyone in the weekly gossip magazines!
Let alone ordinary people!
Xiao Ximing's identity turned out to be the youngest son of the chairman of a multinational company!
A prince born with a golden spoon in his mouth, is there any!
What kind of person is my father? He is an overseas Chinese with a wealth of wealth, an industry that sweeps thousands of troops, and a single-handedly overlord in the industry!
This is really a big revelation!An inspirational story about a little prince who escaped from his father's control and grew up in a distant ancient eastern country!
This is the headline!Inspirational and sold Xiao Yuming's father's face!
So, on the next morning, Xiao Timming was once again conquered by the loud voices of Gu Dao, Shen Lin and others... They rushed into Xiao Tunming's guest room in a swarm, holding the gossip magazine in their hands and shouting: "Xiao Tunming! Are you really It's really red and purple, I'll go! You are the little prince of the director of a multinational group, I'll go!"
Xiao Ximing sat up in a daze from Hong Yangyao's embrace, he hadn't reacted to the sudden appearance of the crowd and their loud voices, he just felt frightened early in the morning.
Xiao Yuming sat on the bed weakly, holding Hong Yangyao's lapel with one hand, rubbing the corners of his eyes with the other hand, opened his sleepy eyes, yawned at everyone, put his head into Hong Yangyao's arms again and continued. asleep.
Hong Yangyao glanced sideways at the astonished eyes of everyone, smiled with the corners of his mouth curled up, patted Xiao Yuming's back lightly, put his chin on Xiao Yuming's forehead, closed his eyes and continued with Xiao Yuming asleep.
Lin Qitian, who was on the other side of Xiao Ximing, was jealous... He sat up from the bed viciously, threw the quilt with both hands, looked at the crowd and said angrily: "...What are you doing so early in the morning! Get out of here!"
Director Gu's expression was hurt, and he left the room obediently... and turned around and howled at the people behind him: "I just voluntarily joined the gossip team, and I was hit so hard! What is he thinking?" Endure!"
Shen Lin stepped forward and patted Director Gu on the shoulder, encouraging her: "Although you are down, there are still thousands of comrades in arms! Besides, I seem to have seen a horse that must be killed just now~~ I saw it The CP rumors about Xiao Tieming are wrong~"
Jiang Ziqing rubbed his chin, and said, "The feeling just now is so cute and harmonious, Li Angxiao is in a big crisis~" The crew all nodded in thought.
Li Angxiao: "...Did you forget that I'm here too?"
Of course, an hour later, when Xiao Tieming officially woke up, he saw this gossip magazine that had been circulated in the crew for a long time, and felt surprised and amused—this is all magic stuff!The most low-key prince!I was rich and powerful in my previous life, and I have improved to a higher level in this life.
However, why doesn't my body have any memory about my family?Even Li Angxiao, a rotten peach blossom, has amazing memories, so why doesn't his family have them... Xiao Ximing is me now, so what did he do in the past?
After thinking about it, Xiao Ximing glanced at the crew who were watching him openly or secretly, smiled incomparably queenly, and said: "All loves will play if they have a book, and retreat if they don't have one~"
Under the pressure of Lin Qitian's eyes, Director Gu rubbed his hands flatteringly and said, "Your Majesty, about the CP..." This beginning is really a good job!Everyone in the crew gave a thumbs up.
But before he could finish speaking, Lin Qitian interrupted him calmly. He opened the itinerary calmly and said, "Your Majesty, the country has not yet settled down, so how can we talk about our children's affair first? Just now, Mr. President called and felt that Strike while the iron is hot, let you go to the company's entertainment program tonight, and continue to increase the rate of departure~"
snort!Xiao Yuming's CP must be Lao Tzu!Everyone else go shit!
Xiao Ximing nodded with a pensive expression, and said to Lin Qitian, "What Lin Aiqing said is true. State affairs come first and the right way is the right way." Director Gu was embarrassed, but he still struggled and said, "Your Majesty, children are also very important!"
So Xiao Ximing waved his hand casually, thought for a while and said, "Don't worry, I have such a powerful father, I guess I have a powerful fiancée~"
Hearing Xiao Ximing's words and tone, Lin Qitian, Hong Yangyao, and Li Angxiao were all determinedly upset... and Director Gu thought to himself: "This CP is too messy, it's all about falling in love with me." ..."
Of course, the filming of this episode did not have any major impact, the location filming is still going on, and the crew is still trying to survive under the torture of Director Gu.But if you want to talk about the impact, it is still quite big for the outside world.
First of all, the ratings of "Journey to the Rivers and Lakes" have been soaring again and again, and have reached 60.00% ratings, firmly sitting on the top of the recommendation lists of major websites.What's more, there are more and more various programs that Xiao Tieming is invited to participate in, and various film appointments are coming in one after another.Even the half-month advertisement for Fengcai Decision was renewed... All of this made everyone sigh secretly: Xiao Zhiming's luck is good!
At the request of the CEO, Xiao Ximing hurriedly bid farewell to everyone after filming the morning scene, and flew back to City A with Lin Qitian, Li Angxiao, and yes, Li Angxiao.
Why did you bring Li Angxiao with you?
The president specifically explained that this time the entertainment program under the banner is mainly to promote newcomers, but except for Xiao Tieming, who is already popular, everyone else is still in a tepid state, and we still have to find another big name to overwhelm the scene!
Anyway, Li Angxiao has plenty of time on the set, so if he comes out to rescue him first, Director Gu will agree.
Because Xiao Ximing and Li Angxiao were too rushed for time, even if they came back by plane, there was no time for rehearsal.So the production team of "Laugh Till You Turn the Sky" faxed the schedule of tonight's show before the two got on the plane.
"Laughing Until You Turn the Sky" can be regarded as a first-line entertainment program in China, with a solid ratings and a loyal supporter.
They don't introduce any director's new drama, and they don't place any advertisements during the broadcast. This is what many entertainment programs want to do but dare not do.This is also the reason why "Laugh Till You Turn the Sky" can stand out among the entertainment programs.
Each issue of them will have a different theme. In two and a half hours, they will show people artists who have left the crew and become stars. been there.And now, the subject of the fax sent by "Laugh Till You Turn the Sky" is: Tricking people and cooking on the spot.
Xiao Ximing had to participate in the whole process, while Li Angxiao only needed to string together words with the host and add topics, without doing anything at all.
Lin Qitian, who was on the plane, saw Xiao Tengming frown at the proposal, raised his eyebrows, and asked, "Little transparent, is it swollen? Is there any problem with the proposal?"
Xiao Ximing is quite the queen, let it go, and said with a coquettish smile: "She is a lady from a famous family~ Everyone who cooks or something is not dreaming, right?" Lin Qitian shrugged indifferently, "Oh, this trivial matter, if you don't know it, you won't know it ~It’s not about choosing a filial husband~ Don’t just burn the studio~”
Xiao Ximing nodded when he heard the words, "It's easy~ just turn off the gas, right?"
"Well, that's fine!"
Li Angxiao lowered his head and held the proposal of "Laugh Till You Turn the Sky", thinking in his heart: Should I tell the two of them that they can't make cold dishes or anything, so they can only start the fire.
However, how many superstars did Lin Qitian lead, how could he not know?Since he didn't say anything, what else should I say... Lin Qitian is becoming more and more unprincipled, he always feels that joining this crew is very dangerous.Li Angxiao lowered his eyes and thought inwardly.
Lin Qitian, the ace manager, naturally knew that cooking on the spot had to be fired, and it was obvious that he wanted to see how the newcomers cook.
But these rules are nothing, I only care about my Xiao Tieming~ Humph~ I don’t want you to see how Xiao Tieming cooks~!
So three hours later, they arrived at the production team, and even checked the drafts while walking, hurriedly put on makeup for the two of them, and then went on stage to start shooting.
As a special guest, Li Angxiao will not appear on the stage with Xiao Zhiming. He will make his grand finale appearance, and then sit on the sofa prepared for him by the production team, chatting with the host while advancing the recording of the show.And Xiao Ximing appeared on the stage with four other rookies from the very beginning, and these four were the four rookies who participated in the draft together with Xiao Ximing.
Xiao Ximing and the others have also met several times, and they are quite acquainted.
The author has something to say: Tomorrow is eleven~
The first day of seven days off~
Happy holidays everyone XD
Well, finally, I also want to give myself a day off~
Will pick one of the 7 days!By the way, everyone saw that I didn’t have any more articles that day, and they thought I had abandoned the pit~
40. Whole person show 1
Xiao Ximing stood among the four newcomers, and at the same time was waiting in the background for the host's debut after the opening remarks.
The four newcomers, two men and two women, looked very calm. They seemed to be very familiar with each other, and they winked. It seemed that they had been preparing for a long time.Occasionally, when his eyes touched Xiao Tieming, he smiled maliciously.Obviously, they are preparing for the next whole person show.
Xiao Yuming was squeezed among the four, and when he saw that they were obviously targeting him, he became a little interested.She lowered her head, and there was a hint of teasing in her bored eyes, it's rare to have a chance to play around.Bringing Xiao Ximing up again, with a bit of shyness on his face, he smiled at the few people, his heart was already jumping with joy.
In front of the stage, after the two hostesses boasted to each other, the hostess said: "Today's theme is really super interesting! It must be full of laughs~ Guess what the theme is?"
Male host: "You're stupid, let's miss the preview, who doesn't know that today is a special show for the whole person and cooking!"
Hostess: "Okay, okay, so guess who will be the guests today?"
In fact, this was also mentioned in the trailer. For a while, the audience was shouting: the names of Li Angxiao and Xiao Zhiming, and the four newcomers seemed a little cold.
The two hosts didn't care too much. Today is a whole-person show. The atmosphere is too harmonious to see any sparks~ So, the male host continued, "Let's welcome five newcomers first!"
The curtain in front of Xiao Ximing and the others was drawn, and the five of them came out side by side.The audience in the audience naturally ignored the other newcomers, and shouted with emotion: Xiao Yuming, Xiao Yuming~~
This made the four newcomers collectively upset, so the man on the right side of Xiao Ximing stretched out his foot quickly, ready to make Xiao Ximing lose face as soon as he appeared on the stage, to vent his hatred.
Xiao Ximing used to be the second young master of the underworld, how could he not see through these little tricks?But it's not fun if they are too strong at the beginning and then they are afraid, um, let's take a tumble~
So Xiao Ximing raised his foot very calmly, and stomped hard on the extra foot on the right side. Yes, he didn't trip over, he even stepped on someone else's foot, and then fell innocently... ...But everyone will think that Xiao Yuming was tripped, because the man on the right of Xiao Yuming was dumbfounded after being stepped on, and didn't take his foot back in a daze.
This newcomer was so stupid that after three seconds of silence, instead of scolding him, the audience whispered to each other: "He must be mentally handicapped, he's such a mess, is he still called a gangster?" ? This is too obvious!"
Sitting on the ground, Xiao Ximing looked at the audience innocently, completely arousing their motherhood, and they shouted without hesitation in the audience: "Xiao Yuming is so cute~" Everyone said that everyone is too harsh now...
Standing next to the choreographer, Lin Qitian stroked his forehead. He saw Xiao Tieming's actions clearly just now~ This guy's expression can still be so innocent now, let me go~ It's so cute!
The two hosts didn't expect that sparks would explode after their appearance, but this kind of show has a hot spot and ratings!
So the hostess said excitedly: "This time the whole person is really looking forward to! Come on, Xiao Yuming, get up quickly, let's continue to fight hard!"
Xiao Ximing stood up shyly, and nodded firmly to the host.So the male host continued to invite special guests, "Now welcome to our finale special guest, Li Angxiao!"
Li Angxiao, who had been waiting in the background for a long time, finally came out handsomely from behind another curtain. He heard the host in the background say that Xiao Ximing had fallen, and almost made him rush out by himself.
Now, Li Angxiao smiled at the audience, and gracefully walked to Xiao Ximing's side, touched his forehead, and asked with a little concern: "Where did you fall, little brother?"
The audience was seething with excitement, there were whistlers, those who were good at calling the officials and kings, and those who were screaming.And the two hosts on the stage looked at each other questioningly, was there this paragraph in the original proposal?
Oh, don't care~ It's so cute, what's the matter~ Jing Jian, the two hosts are useless.
Xiao Ximing rolled his eyes in a circle, pouted and said, "It's okay, it's okay." Then he reached out his hand to cover his butt very cutely.Lin Qitian howled in the audience: It's shameful to buy cute!
Li Angxiao saw Xiao Ximing knew that he was fine, shook his head slightly, and smiled dotingly.Then, according to the host's words, he sat on the sofa of the crew beside him.
"Now that the guests are all here, let's start the first project: let's punish people!" The host said loudly after Li Angxiao sat down.The hostess hurriedly asked, "Are there any rules?"
The male host stared at the camera and said word by word: "The only rule is that the innocent should not be harmed. You can only stay here," pointing at Xiao Ximing and the others, "One, two, three, four, five, five of you! It's going on in the world. Then let's begin!"
The five of them are gearing up.
Newcomer [-]: "Let's all sit on the chairs, how about taking turns one by one?" The other three didn't give Xiao Ximing any time to answer, they all said yes, yes, and sat down on the chairs.Of the five chairs, only the one on the far side was left, waiting for Xiao Ximing to sit down.
There is a problem with this look, let me go...
Xiao Yuming cursed secretly in his heart, but he was still in a cute state on the surface, and he didn't sit down. When several newcomers were about to criticize Xiao Yuming for not daring, Xiao Yuming said with a smile: "Since everyone is sitting down, I will be the first to sit down." Let's start with one?"
Xiao Ximing didn't wait for a few people to answer after finishing speaking, and suddenly asked one of the newcomers: "Why are you like this, scolding Brother Li in the studio!"
The second rookie didn't understand what had happened, and was taken aback by Xiao Tieming's fierceness, so he asked, "Who is Brother Li?"
"You still pretend! Isn't it Li Angxiao?! He heard it himself! If you don't believe me, ask him!" After finishing speaking, he stared fiercely at the second newcomer, while behind his back he was gesturing to Li Angxiao who was sitting by the side. Let him cooperate with himself.Li Angxiao smiled helplessly, he was obviously just a guest for chatting... But if he didn't cooperate, it seemed that he was the one who was punished when he went back.Therefore, Li Angxiao quickly raised his face and looked at the second newcomer with displeasure.
The newcomer No. [-] didn't take it seriously when Xiao Ximing first said it, but with an acting school like Li Angxiao joining at the same time, when Shuangshuang looked at him with this expression, he couldn't help but believe it.
It's not easy to have the opportunity to get in touch with big names, so you can't take the blame!So, he stood up from the chair in a panic and said sincerely to Li Angxiao: "I really didn't scold you, you are a star I respect very much!"
Li Angxiao looked at him with a gloomy expression and continued, "Xiao Yuming and I heard it with our own ears." After that, he stopped looking at him.
The newcomer No. [-] was even more flustered, and hurriedly left his seat, walked over to Li Angxiao's sofa, "No way, which lounge are you in? I'm sure I didn't scold you!" He kept explaining in front of Li Angxiao.
Seeing this, Xiao Ximing swaggered into the chair of the second newcomer, and moved his own chair to the position of the second newcomer. Ignoring the shocked or angry gazes of the three people next to him, he calmly shrugged at them.
The audience in the audience held back their laughter from the very beginning until now they couldn't take it anymore, they all laughed out "hahaha". Only then did the newcomer [-] realize that Xiao Tieming had just been together, and couldn't help being a little angry, turned around and sat down on the chair, "Kang Dang" It collapsed with a bang, and fell to the ground with a bang.
Xiao Ximing smiled shyly at the side, and gave Li Angxiao a thumbs up.He turned his head and asked with a faint smile: "Shall we continue?"
So the game continues.The newcomers didn't dare to tease Xiao Tumming all the time, so the first newcomer put on a show and stuck a "stupid" sticker on the third newcomer; the third newcomer turned around and sprinkled some gold powder on the second newcomer...Xiao Tumming suddenly felt bored , the performances of a few people are too contrived!
So, when the newcomer [-] was walking towards him, the bored Xiao Ximing suddenly took the microphone and yelled at the [-]nd newcomer next to him. He was so scared that he stood up and collided with the [-]th newcomer...
During the whole person show, it was Xiao Tieming who made the audience laugh the most and the most real. In the end, the camera was almost exclusively for Xiao Tengming.
Xiao Yuming's cunning, his agility, his shy smile, and his cuteness all left a deeper impression on the audience.As for the other newcomers, the most they can tell the audience is that they are working hard, but the content is lacklustre, it is really boring and artificial.
When the whole show came to an end and the commercial was inserted midway, under the arrangement of the production team, the scene was arranged into five stoves with various kitchen utensils and materials placed on them.Obviously, it is time to enter the stage of cooking on the spot.
Xiao Ximing held the apron with a question mark on his face, how to wear this thing?
The author has something to say: There was no update yesterday, not because I went out to play...
It's because I'm sick...
Actually, I'm still not well today...
But let's climb up and update it before falling down...
Although not many people see it...
Feeling totally hopeless...
If it doesn't get better tomorrow, let's stop for another day...
It's so uncomfortable... I'm about to die... I can't concentrate...
41. Whole person show 2
When the full-person program ended and the advertisement was in the middle, under the arrangement of the production team, five stoves were pushed up, and various kitchen utensils and materials were placed on them.
Obviously, it was time to enter the stage of cooking on the spot, which troubled Xiao Ximing.
Xiao Ximing held the pink apron he was handed out with a question mark on his face, how do you wear this thing?
So Xiao Yuming held it upside down in his hand and looked at it several times, he lifted it up and turned it around twice, but it still didn't fit.Seeing that several newcomers had already dressed up, and Xiao Tieming was still showing off, Lin Qitian and Li Angxiao stroked their foreheads at the same time, completely depressed.
Li Angxiao was one step faster than Lin Qitian, he stood up decisively from the sofa, walked quickly to Xiao Yuming's side, grabbed the apron from Xiao Yuming's hand with one hand, and put it around Xiao Yuming's neck, then walked around behind Xiao Yuming, and stood up for him Tie a bow.
During this period, Xiao Ximing was like a personal puppet, motionless, obediently at the mercy of Li Angxiao.
After completing this series of actions, Li Angxiao admired his achievements, nodded in satisfaction, and gracefully returned to the sofa with a wave of hands amidst the ecstasy screams of the audience.
But because Lin Qitian took a step too late, without such benefits, he hid behind the camera, took out his mobile phone and began to frantically take pictures of Xiao Ximing, who is such a wife.
"Because it's commercial time now, this episode where Li Angxiao wears an apron for Xiao Tieming won't appear on TV~ so I'm sorry for those who didn't show up~" —— "Laugh until you shake the sky" "Producer
"Dangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangddangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdang! Welcome everyone to come back and continue to watch "Laughing Till You Are Overwhelmed"! If the whole show just now wasn't exciting, please watch the cooking skills of these handsome men and beauties now!"
"They have put on their aprons and are ready. They are welcome to come on stage again~"
So Xiao Ximing tugged on the pink apron, and went on stage with a few people for some inexplicable reason.
Several newcomers stood in front of the stove on their own side, and the first few people held kitchen knives and spatulas in full posture, and waited for the host's order, and were ready to show off their own cooking skills. I have been practicing for a long time, not at a professional level, at least above average.
It was also like this that made Xiao Tieming look particularly abrupt.
Among the few newcomers, only Xiao Tieming looked dazed, not knowing what to hold and where to put it?This stark contrast made the audience laugh out loud.
Hostess: "Xiao Ming, put on a pose, the director wants to show you a shot!" So Xiao Ximing grabbed a green onion, smiled and waved it at the camera.The audience burst into laughter again, and many viewers called the hotline and said, "Xiao Yuming, you are so cute and cute!"
The hostess couldn't help laughing anymore, walked to Xiao Ximing's side, and asked again: "Xiao Ming, you were born as a wealthy little prince, to be honest, don't you know how to cook?"
Xiao Timming tilted his head and asked, "Does fruit salad count?" The male host also came over, patted Xiao Tunming on the shoulder and said, "So there are others worse than me, at least I know how to mix kelp in cold salad ~ I'm not allowed to do it today What kind of fruit salad, the kind that needs to be fired!"
After Xiao Yuming nodded helplessly, the two hosts announced together that the live cooking had started.
Xiao Ximing looked sideways at the vigorous posture of the others, looked at Lin Qitian with resentment, and finally fixed his gaze on the stove. Ever since he destroyed the Hong family's kitchen when he was a child, he never Touched something... Unexpectedly, today, he can operate again!
So, Xiao Ximing picked up the kitchen knife with a firm gaze, and pushed a bunch of vegetables and meat onto the cutting board.
Then he recalled the Hong family cook's heroic posture of cutting iron like mud and the posture of killing all invincible hands, holding the handle of the knife with both hands, roaring; Go, dozens of times in a row, for a while, vegetables and meat were flying all over the sky, and the venue was silent, only Xiao Tieming's roar could be heard: "Oh oh oh oh ka ka ka ka—" The two hosts beside Xiao zhiming immediately backed away, The camera moves farther away...
It feels so good to kill Xiao Sha.
When Xiao Ximing felt that it was almost done, he stopped to look at the cutting board, and there was no food... So he waved his hand at the director with a sore face proudly and said: "Director, I don't have enough food~ I'll have another serving!"
Hearing the sound, the director covered his chest with both hands, took several breaths before recovering, handed the food to Lin Qitian with lingering fear, you take it, I'm afraid!
So Lin Qitian had no choice but to bite the bullet.
He walked quickly to the side of Xiao Ximing who had a stern look on his face, covered his face and handed the dish over, "Here, I'm leaving."
"Hey! Don't go, don't go! Hit me!" Xiao Zhiming quickly grabbed Lin Qitian who was turning around and tried to escape, holding the knife in one hand, and handing the vegetables to Lin Qitian with the other: "When I chop vegetables, the vegetables are always old. Run, you help me press down with your hands!"
What!I feel so stressed!Lin Qitian thought to himself that luckily he was covering his face with his hands now, otherwise his twitching face would affect his image...
Lin Qitian thought about it for a while, and said: "...Actually, it doesn't matter if the food is delicious or not~ Just put it in the pot!"
Xiao Ximing thought about it and agreed.He walked to the stove, turned on the gas stove, turned it on to the maximum, put on the pot, and was about to put the whole dish in it.Lin Qitian said again: "It's better to put some oil or water in the stir-fry? If it's so big, it won't soften, and the lid won't fit."
Xiao Ximing nodded, it makes sense!Is that oil or water?Forget it, let it all go!So Xiao Ximing deftly poured a ladle of water and a ladle of oil into the pot...
It was too late for Lin Qitian to stop him, his complexion tightened, he put his arms around Xiao Tengming, dragged him back violently, and opened his palms to cover Xiao Tengming's face.
At this time, the pot was already boiling hot, and the oil and water exploded as soon as they entered the pot, and the oil particles kept jumping out, but luckily they didn't hit Xiao Ximing's face.
Oily smoke was everywhere in the studio, Xiao Tieming looked at a loss, and asked again: "The oil and water have been put down, what's next?" The director and host were terrified. Li Angxiao couldn't sit still anymore and ran over, grabbing Xiao Ximing and about to take off his apron.
Xiao Yuming frowned, grabbed the bow on the back, and twisted it back and forth, just not to let Li Angxiao untie it, and said, "What are you doing! I haven't finished it yet!"
Li Angxiao sighed, pulled the apron on Xiao Ximing's body and wanted to put it on himself, and said: "...you step aside, I will do it."
Xiao Ximing looked shocked, but soon said firmly: "No, no, no, I have to do it myself!"
Li Angxiao sighed again, and finally the must-kill scene appeared on TV: Xiao Ximing was gently held in Li Angxiao's arms, Xiao Ximing struggled a little, and finally gave up.
Li Angxiao put his head on Xiao Yuming's shoulder with a gentle face, Xiao Yuming looked a little itchy, and shrank his neck, Li Angxiao chuckled twice, his left hand held Xiao Yuming's left hand, his right hand held Xiao Yuming's right hand, and taught him hand in hand Xiao Ximing chops vegetables, puts oil in, and cooks.I often say two sentences: "Meat and vegetables should not be cut together.", "That's not how the handle of the knife is held!", "Oil and water should not be put into the pot together, it is very dangerous!", "Don't turn on the fire so fiercely. ", "Don't be so nervous about cooking, relax." Xiao Yuming's face was blushing, and whenever Li Angxiao finished speaking, he would gently nod his head... It's so heartwarming!
All the disharmonious things just now are just floating clouds!Only this is the kingly way!I watched it for two and a half hours just for this scene!
And Lin Qitian who was at the side could only cry secretly, he also wanted to go up and help, but the chef class he applied for hadn't started yet...
In such a harmonious and beautiful atmosphere, no one cares about what dishes these five groups cook and who cooks the best, so the focus of people's attention is: it turns out that what the Gossip Weekly said is true!
Li Angxiao had a crush on Xiao Tieming, and gradually it became difficult to control himself, so on a dark and stormy night, he bid farewell!Only then did he know that Xiao Yuming also had a crush on him!So a very harmonious thing happened, and finally they were together happily!
Gossip Weekly V5!
Of course, after the program ended, the editor and director held a temporary meeting, and he announced in a deep and sad voice: "Laugh till you shake the sky" will abandon the section of "cooking on the spot" from today... let the past
Xiao Ximing nodded at them, thinking in his heart: just right, take all of you rotten peach blossoms, and the Buddha will not have to look for them.
So the four of them were driven by Lin Qitian to the temple.
The temple here is located in a remote place, and since it is not a festival, there are not many people in the temple.So several people began to split up.Lin Qitian was the most purposeful, he made an appointment with a few people to meet at the next time, and then ran away in no time!That's right, he must make a karma with Xiao Tieming before anyone else!And Xiao Ximing stepped into the main hall of the temple with his head held high firmly, fuck the rotten peach blossoms!Hong Yangyao naturally went with Xiao Yuming; Li Angxiao wisely chose to arrest a monk as a tour guide... However, except for Xiao Yuming who wanted to get rid of the rotten peach blossoms, they all met in the Palace of Marriage ...
At that time, Lin Qitian just took a sachet with his name and Xiao Ximing's name and a red thread handed over by the monk... Several people stared at each other for a while, and then Hong Yangyao walked over first. , raised his eyebrows at Lin Qitian, smiled gently and said to the monks in the Marriage Palace: "Can you also help me find a marriage?"
"The benefactor is serious. Please write down your name and the name of the person in your heart here." Hong Yangyao nodded when he heard the words, and wrote: Hong Yangyao and Hong Yangjie.Then he handed it back to the monk, and the monk put the paper into the sachet and handed it to Hong Yangyao as if giving it to Lin Qitian.
Not to be outdone, Li Angxiao repeated the above actions, and also got a sachet and a red thread.Lin Qitian didn't want to, so he did something that he thought was stupid when he looked back. He said to the monk: "Master, I'll ask for another one for my brother!" Still filling in Xiao Zhiming's name... …
A few people at one end begged for marriage with Xiao Yuming, and Xiao Yuming at the other end begged the Buddha to cut off all his rotten peach blossoms very piously... The Buddha expressed that he was under a lot of pressure, and Guanyin on the side suggested: "Maybe none of them are rotten. Peach blossom, the rotten peach blossom that belongs to him has not yet appeared, so it has nothing to do with it!"
Anyway, it turned out that all four of them went back to the set in a happy mood.By the way, two weeks have passed since Director Gu's filming on location.It's over in two weeks.And at this time, it happened to be the time when the Fengcai advertisement was officially broadcast on the three major TV stations, and it was inserted in "Journey to the Rivers and Lakes".
So, the next day, when Xiao Tieming got up together, he heard Director Gu and Shen Lin's high-pitched voices: "Little Transparent, your commercial in "Journey to the Rivers and Lakes" was so well shot! You are popular! That commercial Now it’s spreading like crazy on the Internet! Are there any page headers on major pornographic websites!”
Xiao Yuming raised his eyebrows, was that advertisement really so disturbing?Picking up the mobile phone of the elder brother next to him, he watched the ad online, and it was on the top of Tudou Youku without searching. The title was: Superstar Li Angxiao officially came out of the closet through the ad, and confessed to his same-sex boyfriend Xiao Zhiming!
Netizens reply:
Level 1: All good men are gay, and those who don't are not good men!It has been verified that Li Angxiao is a good man!
Floor 2: Official CP!support!
3rd floor: I have seen that they have JQ!Oh ho ho!
4th Floor: World Harmony! **Unify the rivers and lakes!
... Floor 1000: Since I have this pair of CPs, I no longer have to worry about attacking and receiving~
...Floor 10000: I was only 10 minutes late, and the rows of buildings are lined up like crazy horses!support!
...The network is busy, please reply later...
The author has something to say: I will be on vacation after one more day of class tomorrow~
I don’t have time to write novels recently, so I’ve sent them all as saved manuscripts, and I’m going to make up for them when I get home!
I don’t have time to reply to everyone now, I will reply when I get home XD
39. The Golden Spoon Prince
Xiao Ximing looked at the reply and became more and more powerless, and finally rolled his eyes.
Director Gu saw the corners of Xiao Ximing's mouth twitching, and finally let out an angry roar: "Buddha, you are playing with me!"
Buddha: ╮(╯_╰)╭
Director Gu wiped off his sweat and said, "Xiao Zhiming, I think it's really a good advertisement from a professional point of view. Look, he did really well in the later stage."
After Director Gu finished speaking, he snatched the mobile phone that Xiao Yuming was holding in his hand, turned off the reply, opened the commercial video, fast-forwarded, pointed to a screen and said: "Look, the little flower skirt you are wearing is in the When the sun is spinning, the subtitles pop up: Blocking UVAUVB, when the camera turns to Li Angxiao, it is said that he has no good looks, so that it is too dark and you didn’t notice him at all..., and the part about your visual system, his face is full of sweat Singing loudly, immediately next to it: makeup is not fancy; in the end, with your wide-eyed look of surprise, the subtitle is: no makeup~ This setting is really brilliant!"
After listening to Director Gu's comforting explanation, Xiao Ximing suddenly felt better. To be honest, he felt that the advertisement was developing in a funny direction and it was gone forever...
Then Xiao Tieming, who recovered his normal heart, started to be a queen again. He raised an orchid finger, and said with a coquettish smile: "That's also my natural beauty that I can't give up on~"
Everyone: "...Yes, yes..."
After this unrivaled love affair with superstar Li Angxiao, Xiao Tunming became famous. Coupled with the fact that the ratings of "Journey to the Rivers and Lakes" have been rising steadily, the name Xiao Tunming has long been out of the ranks of newcomers. The oncoming force quickly jumped into people's eyes.
Various weekly gossip magazines began to collect information about this new star Xiao Tieming, but the information they got really shocked everyone in the weekly gossip magazines!
Let alone ordinary people!
Xiao Ximing's identity turned out to be the youngest son of the chairman of a multinational company!
A prince born with a golden spoon in his mouth, is there any!
What kind of person is my father? He is an overseas Chinese with a wealth of wealth, an industry that sweeps thousands of troops, and a single-handedly overlord in the industry!
This is really a big revelation!An inspirational story about a little prince who escaped from his father's control and grew up in a distant ancient eastern country!
This is the headline!Inspirational and sold Xiao Yuming's father's face!
So, on the next morning, Xiao Timming was once again conquered by the loud voices of Gu Dao, Shen Lin and others... They rushed into Xiao Tunming's guest room in a swarm, holding the gossip magazine in their hands and shouting: "Xiao Tunming! Are you really It's really red and purple, I'll go! You are the little prince of the director of a multinational group, I'll go!"
Xiao Ximing sat up in a daze from Hong Yangyao's embrace, he hadn't reacted to the sudden appearance of the crowd and their loud voices, he just felt frightened early in the morning.
Xiao Yuming sat on the bed weakly, holding Hong Yangyao's lapel with one hand, rubbing the corners of his eyes with the other hand, opened his sleepy eyes, yawned at everyone, put his head into Hong Yangyao's arms again and continued. asleep.
Hong Yangyao glanced sideways at the astonished eyes of everyone, smiled with the corners of his mouth curled up, patted Xiao Yuming's back lightly, put his chin on Xiao Yuming's forehead, closed his eyes and continued with Xiao Yuming asleep.
Lin Qitian, who was on the other side of Xiao Ximing, was jealous... He sat up from the bed viciously, threw the quilt with both hands, looked at the crowd and said angrily: "...What are you doing so early in the morning! Get out of here!"
Director Gu's expression was hurt, and he left the room obediently... and turned around and howled at the people behind him: "I just voluntarily joined the gossip team, and I was hit so hard! What is he thinking?" Endure!"
Shen Lin stepped forward and patted Director Gu on the shoulder, encouraging her: "Although you are down, there are still thousands of comrades in arms! Besides, I seem to have seen a horse that must be killed just now~~ I saw it The CP rumors about Xiao Tieming are wrong~"
Jiang Ziqing rubbed his chin, and said, "The feeling just now is so cute and harmonious, Li Angxiao is in a big crisis~" The crew all nodded in thought.
Li Angxiao: "...Did you forget that I'm here too?"
Of course, an hour later, when Xiao Tieming officially woke up, he saw this gossip magazine that had been circulated in the crew for a long time, and felt surprised and amused—this is all magic stuff!The most low-key prince!I was rich and powerful in my previous life, and I have improved to a higher level in this life.
However, why doesn't my body have any memory about my family?Even Li Angxiao, a rotten peach blossom, has amazing memories, so why doesn't his family have them... Xiao Ximing is me now, so what did he do in the past?
After thinking about it, Xiao Ximing glanced at the crew who were watching him openly or secretly, smiled incomparably queenly, and said: "All loves will play if they have a book, and retreat if they don't have one~"
Under the pressure of Lin Qitian's eyes, Director Gu rubbed his hands flatteringly and said, "Your Majesty, about the CP..." This beginning is really a good job!Everyone in the crew gave a thumbs up.
But before he could finish speaking, Lin Qitian interrupted him calmly. He opened the itinerary calmly and said, "Your Majesty, the country has not yet settled down, so how can we talk about our children's affair first? Just now, Mr. President called and felt that Strike while the iron is hot, let you go to the company's entertainment program tonight, and continue to increase the rate of departure~"
snort!Xiao Yuming's CP must be Lao Tzu!Everyone else go shit!
Xiao Ximing nodded with a pensive expression, and said to Lin Qitian, "What Lin Aiqing said is true. State affairs come first and the right way is the right way." Director Gu was embarrassed, but he still struggled and said, "Your Majesty, children are also very important!"
So Xiao Ximing waved his hand casually, thought for a while and said, "Don't worry, I have such a powerful father, I guess I have a powerful fiancée~"
Hearing Xiao Ximing's words and tone, Lin Qitian, Hong Yangyao, and Li Angxiao were all determinedly upset... and Director Gu thought to himself: "This CP is too messy, it's all about falling in love with me." ..."
Of course, the filming of this episode did not have any major impact, the location filming is still going on, and the crew is still trying to survive under the torture of Director Gu.But if you want to talk about the impact, it is still quite big for the outside world.
First of all, the ratings of "Journey to the Rivers and Lakes" have been soaring again and again, and have reached 60.00% ratings, firmly sitting on the top of the recommendation lists of major websites.What's more, there are more and more various programs that Xiao Tieming is invited to participate in, and various film appointments are coming in one after another.Even the half-month advertisement for Fengcai Decision was renewed... All of this made everyone sigh secretly: Xiao Zhiming's luck is good!
At the request of the CEO, Xiao Ximing hurriedly bid farewell to everyone after filming the morning scene, and flew back to City A with Lin Qitian, Li Angxiao, and yes, Li Angxiao.
Why did you bring Li Angxiao with you?
The president specifically explained that this time the entertainment program under the banner is mainly to promote newcomers, but except for Xiao Tieming, who is already popular, everyone else is still in a tepid state, and we still have to find another big name to overwhelm the scene!
Anyway, Li Angxiao has plenty of time on the set, so if he comes out to rescue him first, Director Gu will agree.
Because Xiao Ximing and Li Angxiao were too rushed for time, even if they came back by plane, there was no time for rehearsal.So the production team of "Laugh Till You Turn the Sky" faxed the schedule of tonight's show before the two got on the plane.
"Laughing Until You Turn the Sky" can be regarded as a first-line entertainment program in China, with a solid ratings and a loyal supporter.
They don't introduce any director's new drama, and they don't place any advertisements during the broadcast. This is what many entertainment programs want to do but dare not do.This is also the reason why "Laugh Till You Turn the Sky" can stand out among the entertainment programs.
Each issue of them will have a different theme. In two and a half hours, they will show people artists who have left the crew and become stars. been there.And now, the subject of the fax sent by "Laugh Till You Turn the Sky" is: Tricking people and cooking on the spot.
Xiao Ximing had to participate in the whole process, while Li Angxiao only needed to string together words with the host and add topics, without doing anything at all.
Lin Qitian, who was on the plane, saw Xiao Tengming frown at the proposal, raised his eyebrows, and asked, "Little transparent, is it swollen? Is there any problem with the proposal?"
Xiao Ximing is quite the queen, let it go, and said with a coquettish smile: "She is a lady from a famous family~ Everyone who cooks or something is not dreaming, right?" Lin Qitian shrugged indifferently, "Oh, this trivial matter, if you don't know it, you won't know it ~It’s not about choosing a filial husband~ Don’t just burn the studio~”
Xiao Ximing nodded when he heard the words, "It's easy~ just turn off the gas, right?"
"Well, that's fine!"
Li Angxiao lowered his head and held the proposal of "Laugh Till You Turn the Sky", thinking in his heart: Should I tell the two of them that they can't make cold dishes or anything, so they can only start the fire.
However, how many superstars did Lin Qitian lead, how could he not know?Since he didn't say anything, what else should I say... Lin Qitian is becoming more and more unprincipled, he always feels that joining this crew is very dangerous.Li Angxiao lowered his eyes and thought inwardly.
Lin Qitian, the ace manager, naturally knew that cooking on the spot had to be fired, and it was obvious that he wanted to see how the newcomers cook.
But these rules are nothing, I only care about my Xiao Tieming~ Humph~ I don’t want you to see how Xiao Tieming cooks~!
So three hours later, they arrived at the production team, and even checked the drafts while walking, hurriedly put on makeup for the two of them, and then went on stage to start shooting.
As a special guest, Li Angxiao will not appear on the stage with Xiao Zhiming. He will make his grand finale appearance, and then sit on the sofa prepared for him by the production team, chatting with the host while advancing the recording of the show.And Xiao Ximing appeared on the stage with four other rookies from the very beginning, and these four were the four rookies who participated in the draft together with Xiao Ximing.
Xiao Ximing and the others have also met several times, and they are quite acquainted.
The author has something to say: Tomorrow is eleven~
The first day of seven days off~
Happy holidays everyone XD
Well, finally, I also want to give myself a day off~
Will pick one of the 7 days!By the way, everyone saw that I didn’t have any more articles that day, and they thought I had abandoned the pit~
40. Whole person show 1
Xiao Ximing stood among the four newcomers, and at the same time was waiting in the background for the host's debut after the opening remarks.
The four newcomers, two men and two women, looked very calm. They seemed to be very familiar with each other, and they winked. It seemed that they had been preparing for a long time.Occasionally, when his eyes touched Xiao Tieming, he smiled maliciously.Obviously, they are preparing for the next whole person show.
Xiao Yuming was squeezed among the four, and when he saw that they were obviously targeting him, he became a little interested.She lowered her head, and there was a hint of teasing in her bored eyes, it's rare to have a chance to play around.Bringing Xiao Ximing up again, with a bit of shyness on his face, he smiled at the few people, his heart was already jumping with joy.
In front of the stage, after the two hostesses boasted to each other, the hostess said: "Today's theme is really super interesting! It must be full of laughs~ Guess what the theme is?"
Male host: "You're stupid, let's miss the preview, who doesn't know that today is a special show for the whole person and cooking!"
Hostess: "Okay, okay, so guess who will be the guests today?"
In fact, this was also mentioned in the trailer. For a while, the audience was shouting: the names of Li Angxiao and Xiao Zhiming, and the four newcomers seemed a little cold.
The two hosts didn't care too much. Today is a whole-person show. The atmosphere is too harmonious to see any sparks~ So, the male host continued, "Let's welcome five newcomers first!"
The curtain in front of Xiao Ximing and the others was drawn, and the five of them came out side by side.The audience in the audience naturally ignored the other newcomers, and shouted with emotion: Xiao Yuming, Xiao Yuming~~
This made the four newcomers collectively upset, so the man on the right side of Xiao Ximing stretched out his foot quickly, ready to make Xiao Ximing lose face as soon as he appeared on the stage, to vent his hatred.
Xiao Ximing used to be the second young master of the underworld, how could he not see through these little tricks?But it's not fun if they are too strong at the beginning and then they are afraid, um, let's take a tumble~
So Xiao Ximing raised his foot very calmly, and stomped hard on the extra foot on the right side. Yes, he didn't trip over, he even stepped on someone else's foot, and then fell innocently... ...But everyone will think that Xiao Yuming was tripped, because the man on the right of Xiao Yuming was dumbfounded after being stepped on, and didn't take his foot back in a daze.
This newcomer was so stupid that after three seconds of silence, instead of scolding him, the audience whispered to each other: "He must be mentally handicapped, he's such a mess, is he still called a gangster?" ? This is too obvious!"
Sitting on the ground, Xiao Ximing looked at the audience innocently, completely arousing their motherhood, and they shouted without hesitation in the audience: "Xiao Yuming is so cute~" Everyone said that everyone is too harsh now...
Standing next to the choreographer, Lin Qitian stroked his forehead. He saw Xiao Tieming's actions clearly just now~ This guy's expression can still be so innocent now, let me go~ It's so cute!
The two hosts didn't expect that sparks would explode after their appearance, but this kind of show has a hot spot and ratings!
So the hostess said excitedly: "This time the whole person is really looking forward to! Come on, Xiao Yuming, get up quickly, let's continue to fight hard!"
Xiao Ximing stood up shyly, and nodded firmly to the host.So the male host continued to invite special guests, "Now welcome to our finale special guest, Li Angxiao!"
Li Angxiao, who had been waiting in the background for a long time, finally came out handsomely from behind another curtain. He heard the host in the background say that Xiao Ximing had fallen, and almost made him rush out by himself.
Now, Li Angxiao smiled at the audience, and gracefully walked to Xiao Ximing's side, touched his forehead, and asked with a little concern: "Where did you fall, little brother?"
The audience was seething with excitement, there were whistlers, those who were good at calling the officials and kings, and those who were screaming.And the two hosts on the stage looked at each other questioningly, was there this paragraph in the original proposal?
Oh, don't care~ It's so cute, what's the matter~ Jing Jian, the two hosts are useless.
Xiao Ximing rolled his eyes in a circle, pouted and said, "It's okay, it's okay." Then he reached out his hand to cover his butt very cutely.Lin Qitian howled in the audience: It's shameful to buy cute!
Li Angxiao saw Xiao Ximing knew that he was fine, shook his head slightly, and smiled dotingly.Then, according to the host's words, he sat on the sofa of the crew beside him.
"Now that the guests are all here, let's start the first project: let's punish people!" The host said loudly after Li Angxiao sat down.The hostess hurriedly asked, "Are there any rules?"
The male host stared at the camera and said word by word: "The only rule is that the innocent should not be harmed. You can only stay here," pointing at Xiao Ximing and the others, "One, two, three, four, five, five of you! It's going on in the world. Then let's begin!"
The five of them are gearing up.
Newcomer [-]: "Let's all sit on the chairs, how about taking turns one by one?" The other three didn't give Xiao Ximing any time to answer, they all said yes, yes, and sat down on the chairs.Of the five chairs, only the one on the far side was left, waiting for Xiao Ximing to sit down.
There is a problem with this look, let me go...
Xiao Yuming cursed secretly in his heart, but he was still in a cute state on the surface, and he didn't sit down. When several newcomers were about to criticize Xiao Yuming for not daring, Xiao Yuming said with a smile: "Since everyone is sitting down, I will be the first to sit down." Let's start with one?"
Xiao Ximing didn't wait for a few people to answer after finishing speaking, and suddenly asked one of the newcomers: "Why are you like this, scolding Brother Li in the studio!"
The second rookie didn't understand what had happened, and was taken aback by Xiao Tieming's fierceness, so he asked, "Who is Brother Li?"
"You still pretend! Isn't it Li Angxiao?! He heard it himself! If you don't believe me, ask him!" After finishing speaking, he stared fiercely at the second newcomer, while behind his back he was gesturing to Li Angxiao who was sitting by the side. Let him cooperate with himself.Li Angxiao smiled helplessly, he was obviously just a guest for chatting... But if he didn't cooperate, it seemed that he was the one who was punished when he went back.Therefore, Li Angxiao quickly raised his face and looked at the second newcomer with displeasure.
The newcomer No. [-] didn't take it seriously when Xiao Ximing first said it, but with an acting school like Li Angxiao joining at the same time, when Shuangshuang looked at him with this expression, he couldn't help but believe it.
It's not easy to have the opportunity to get in touch with big names, so you can't take the blame!So, he stood up from the chair in a panic and said sincerely to Li Angxiao: "I really didn't scold you, you are a star I respect very much!"
Li Angxiao looked at him with a gloomy expression and continued, "Xiao Yuming and I heard it with our own ears." After that, he stopped looking at him.
The newcomer No. [-] was even more flustered, and hurriedly left his seat, walked over to Li Angxiao's sofa, "No way, which lounge are you in? I'm sure I didn't scold you!" He kept explaining in front of Li Angxiao.
Seeing this, Xiao Ximing swaggered into the chair of the second newcomer, and moved his own chair to the position of the second newcomer. Ignoring the shocked or angry gazes of the three people next to him, he calmly shrugged at them.
The audience in the audience held back their laughter from the very beginning until now they couldn't take it anymore, they all laughed out "hahaha". Only then did the newcomer [-] realize that Xiao Tieming had just been together, and couldn't help being a little angry, turned around and sat down on the chair, "Kang Dang" It collapsed with a bang, and fell to the ground with a bang.
Xiao Ximing smiled shyly at the side, and gave Li Angxiao a thumbs up.He turned his head and asked with a faint smile: "Shall we continue?"
So the game continues.The newcomers didn't dare to tease Xiao Tumming all the time, so the first newcomer put on a show and stuck a "stupid" sticker on the third newcomer; the third newcomer turned around and sprinkled some gold powder on the second newcomer...Xiao Tumming suddenly felt bored , the performances of a few people are too contrived!
So, when the newcomer [-] was walking towards him, the bored Xiao Ximing suddenly took the microphone and yelled at the [-]nd newcomer next to him. He was so scared that he stood up and collided with the [-]th newcomer...
During the whole person show, it was Xiao Tieming who made the audience laugh the most and the most real. In the end, the camera was almost exclusively for Xiao Tengming.
Xiao Yuming's cunning, his agility, his shy smile, and his cuteness all left a deeper impression on the audience.As for the other newcomers, the most they can tell the audience is that they are working hard, but the content is lacklustre, it is really boring and artificial.
When the whole show came to an end and the commercial was inserted midway, under the arrangement of the production team, the scene was arranged into five stoves with various kitchen utensils and materials placed on them.Obviously, it is time to enter the stage of cooking on the spot.
Xiao Ximing held the apron with a question mark on his face, how to wear this thing?
The author has something to say: There was no update yesterday, not because I went out to play...
It's because I'm sick...
Actually, I'm still not well today...
But let's climb up and update it before falling down...
Although not many people see it...
Feeling totally hopeless...
If it doesn't get better tomorrow, let's stop for another day...
It's so uncomfortable... I'm about to die... I can't concentrate...
41. Whole person show 2
When the full-person program ended and the advertisement was in the middle, under the arrangement of the production team, five stoves were pushed up, and various kitchen utensils and materials were placed on them.
Obviously, it was time to enter the stage of cooking on the spot, which troubled Xiao Ximing.
Xiao Ximing held the pink apron he was handed out with a question mark on his face, how do you wear this thing?
So Xiao Yuming held it upside down in his hand and looked at it several times, he lifted it up and turned it around twice, but it still didn't fit.Seeing that several newcomers had already dressed up, and Xiao Tieming was still showing off, Lin Qitian and Li Angxiao stroked their foreheads at the same time, completely depressed.
Li Angxiao was one step faster than Lin Qitian, he stood up decisively from the sofa, walked quickly to Xiao Yuming's side, grabbed the apron from Xiao Yuming's hand with one hand, and put it around Xiao Yuming's neck, then walked around behind Xiao Yuming, and stood up for him Tie a bow.
During this period, Xiao Ximing was like a personal puppet, motionless, obediently at the mercy of Li Angxiao.
After completing this series of actions, Li Angxiao admired his achievements, nodded in satisfaction, and gracefully returned to the sofa with a wave of hands amidst the ecstasy screams of the audience.
But because Lin Qitian took a step too late, without such benefits, he hid behind the camera, took out his mobile phone and began to frantically take pictures of Xiao Ximing, who is such a wife.
"Because it's commercial time now, this episode where Li Angxiao wears an apron for Xiao Tieming won't appear on TV~ so I'm sorry for those who didn't show up~" —— "Laugh until you shake the sky" "Producer
"Dangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangddangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdang! Welcome everyone to come back and continue to watch "Laughing Till You Are Overwhelmed"! If the whole show just now wasn't exciting, please watch the cooking skills of these handsome men and beauties now!"
"They have put on their aprons and are ready. They are welcome to come on stage again~"
So Xiao Ximing tugged on the pink apron, and went on stage with a few people for some inexplicable reason.
Several newcomers stood in front of the stove on their own side, and the first few people held kitchen knives and spatulas in full posture, and waited for the host's order, and were ready to show off their own cooking skills. I have been practicing for a long time, not at a professional level, at least above average.
It was also like this that made Xiao Tieming look particularly abrupt.
Among the few newcomers, only Xiao Tieming looked dazed, not knowing what to hold and where to put it?This stark contrast made the audience laugh out loud.
Hostess: "Xiao Ming, put on a pose, the director wants to show you a shot!" So Xiao Ximing grabbed a green onion, smiled and waved it at the camera.The audience burst into laughter again, and many viewers called the hotline and said, "Xiao Yuming, you are so cute and cute!"
The hostess couldn't help laughing anymore, walked to Xiao Ximing's side, and asked again: "Xiao Ming, you were born as a wealthy little prince, to be honest, don't you know how to cook?"
Xiao Timming tilted his head and asked, "Does fruit salad count?" The male host also came over, patted Xiao Tunming on the shoulder and said, "So there are others worse than me, at least I know how to mix kelp in cold salad ~ I'm not allowed to do it today What kind of fruit salad, the kind that needs to be fired!"
After Xiao Yuming nodded helplessly, the two hosts announced together that the live cooking had started.
Xiao Ximing looked sideways at the vigorous posture of the others, looked at Lin Qitian with resentment, and finally fixed his gaze on the stove. Ever since he destroyed the Hong family's kitchen when he was a child, he never Touched something... Unexpectedly, today, he can operate again!
So, Xiao Ximing picked up the kitchen knife with a firm gaze, and pushed a bunch of vegetables and meat onto the cutting board.
Then he recalled the Hong family cook's heroic posture of cutting iron like mud and the posture of killing all invincible hands, holding the handle of the knife with both hands, roaring; Go, dozens of times in a row, for a while, vegetables and meat were flying all over the sky, and the venue was silent, only Xiao Tieming's roar could be heard: "Oh oh oh oh ka ka ka ka—" The two hosts beside Xiao zhiming immediately backed away, The camera moves farther away...
It feels so good to kill Xiao Sha.
When Xiao Ximing felt that it was almost done, he stopped to look at the cutting board, and there was no food... So he waved his hand at the director with a sore face proudly and said: "Director, I don't have enough food~ I'll have another serving!"
Hearing the sound, the director covered his chest with both hands, took several breaths before recovering, handed the food to Lin Qitian with lingering fear, you take it, I'm afraid!
So Lin Qitian had no choice but to bite the bullet.
He walked quickly to the side of Xiao Ximing who had a stern look on his face, covered his face and handed the dish over, "Here, I'm leaving."
"Hey! Don't go, don't go! Hit me!" Xiao Zhiming quickly grabbed Lin Qitian who was turning around and tried to escape, holding the knife in one hand, and handing the vegetables to Lin Qitian with the other: "When I chop vegetables, the vegetables are always old. Run, you help me press down with your hands!"
What!I feel so stressed!Lin Qitian thought to himself that luckily he was covering his face with his hands now, otherwise his twitching face would affect his image...
Lin Qitian thought about it for a while, and said: "...Actually, it doesn't matter if the food is delicious or not~ Just put it in the pot!"
Xiao Ximing thought about it and agreed.He walked to the stove, turned on the gas stove, turned it on to the maximum, put on the pot, and was about to put the whole dish in it.Lin Qitian said again: "It's better to put some oil or water in the stir-fry? If it's so big, it won't soften, and the lid won't fit."
Xiao Ximing nodded, it makes sense!Is that oil or water?Forget it, let it all go!So Xiao Ximing deftly poured a ladle of water and a ladle of oil into the pot...
It was too late for Lin Qitian to stop him, his complexion tightened, he put his arms around Xiao Tengming, dragged him back violently, and opened his palms to cover Xiao Tengming's face.
At this time, the pot was already boiling hot, and the oil and water exploded as soon as they entered the pot, and the oil particles kept jumping out, but luckily they didn't hit Xiao Ximing's face.
Oily smoke was everywhere in the studio, Xiao Tieming looked at a loss, and asked again: "The oil and water have been put down, what's next?" The director and host were terrified. Li Angxiao couldn't sit still anymore and ran over, grabbing Xiao Ximing and about to take off his apron.
Xiao Yuming frowned, grabbed the bow on the back, and twisted it back and forth, just not to let Li Angxiao untie it, and said, "What are you doing! I haven't finished it yet!"
Li Angxiao sighed, pulled the apron on Xiao Ximing's body and wanted to put it on himself, and said: "...you step aside, I will do it."
Xiao Ximing looked shocked, but soon said firmly: "No, no, no, I have to do it myself!"
Li Angxiao sighed again, and finally the must-kill scene appeared on TV: Xiao Ximing was gently held in Li Angxiao's arms, Xiao Ximing struggled a little, and finally gave up.
Li Angxiao put his head on Xiao Yuming's shoulder with a gentle face, Xiao Yuming looked a little itchy, and shrank his neck, Li Angxiao chuckled twice, his left hand held Xiao Yuming's left hand, his right hand held Xiao Yuming's right hand, and taught him hand in hand Xiao Ximing chops vegetables, puts oil in, and cooks.I often say two sentences: "Meat and vegetables should not be cut together.", "That's not how the handle of the knife is held!", "Oil and water should not be put into the pot together, it is very dangerous!", "Don't turn on the fire so fiercely. ", "Don't be so nervous about cooking, relax." Xiao Yuming's face was blushing, and whenever Li Angxiao finished speaking, he would gently nod his head... It's so heartwarming!
All the disharmonious things just now are just floating clouds!Only this is the kingly way!I watched it for two and a half hours just for this scene!
And Lin Qitian who was at the side could only cry secretly, he also wanted to go up and help, but the chef class he applied for hadn't started yet...
In such a harmonious and beautiful atmosphere, no one cares about what dishes these five groups cook and who cooks the best, so the focus of people's attention is: it turns out that what the Gossip Weekly said is true!
Li Angxiao had a crush on Xiao Tieming, and gradually it became difficult to control himself, so on a dark and stormy night, he bid farewell!Only then did he know that Xiao Yuming also had a crush on him!So a very harmonious thing happened, and finally they were together happily!
Gossip Weekly V5!
Of course, after the program ended, the editor and director held a temporary meeting, and he announced in a deep and sad voice: "Laugh till you shake the sky" will abandon the section of "cooking on the spot" from today... let the past
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