Just liking is not enough

Kay: Are you jealous?

Yuanfang: Eat you big-headed ghost!

Kay: Well...no matter who says that to me, I won't say yes.

Moderator: What if Feng said it?

Kai: (The air-conditioning suddenly drops) If you say that he wants to fight because he is lonely, I will agree with you.

Host: (steps back a few steps) Well... I was just joking...

(Feng, who was stalking Goethe at this time, suddenly felt his back go cold and sneezed.)

74 Do you think you are good at H?

Kai: Everything needs more training to make progress. (unintelligible laugh)

Yuanfang: ...not good at

Kai: It’s okay, you’ve been good at it a lot lately... poof... (shot by the pillow)

75 What about the other party?

Distant: good at. (squint contemptuously)

Kai: (dry cough) I am an adult.

distance:……

Kai: (changing the subject) Yuanfang has made a lot of progress recently, especially [Muffling——] and [Muffling——] Also, his waist... poof... (was hit hard by the pillow again)

76 What do you want the other party to say when you are in H?

Kai: More. (beat up)

Yuanfang: ...No...I haven't thought about it.

Host: (squinting suspiciously) Really never thought about it?

Yuanfang: (blush) Never thought about it!

The host looked at Kai: (raised eyebrows) Xiaoyuan has expectations~

Kai: (seriously) Yuan, what do you want to hear?

Yuanfang: (Silent for a while, leaning against Kai's ear) Chirping...

Kai: (Slightly startled, then laughs) Okay.I will say it every time in the future.

Host (biting a handkerchief!): What!We want to listen too!

Far away: (huh~)

77 Which kind of expression do you like the other person when H?

Kai: Confused, the seductive charm revealed unconsciously... (The more I think about it, the more excited I get)

Yuanfang: I am not like that!

Kay: (squinting) Next time I record it with a video camera?

Yuanfang: (surprised) How dare you!

Host: Keke, Xiaoyuan, how about you?

Yuanfang: ...I don't know...

Moderator: (confused) Why?

Yuanfang: ...Because I don't have the energy to pay attention at all!

Host: …………… (Pfft! Nosebleed splash) 78 Do you think it’s okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Kai/Yuanfang: (in unison) No!

79 Are you interested in □?

Kay: Uh...

Yuanfang: (covering Kai's mouth violently) I'm not interested!

Kai: (Looks sideways at the distance, raises eyebrows, and gives up.) ...

80 If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Kay: Until he's interested again.

Yuan Fang: (Contemptuously) Do you think he might stop suddenly [Mute——] with his appearance?

Host: (touches chin) What if Kay suddenly doesn't like you?

Yuanfang: (Looked for a moment) …………… Castrate!

Kai/Host: ... (cold sweat)

81 What do you think about Qiang X...?

Yuanfang: ......... Extremely disgusted.

Kai: Nod. (Continue to watch the host coldly, who is the problem?!)

Moderator: (cold sweat) I didn't do it, ahem, next question.

The trickier thing in 82H?

Kay: There aren't any hard questions.

Yuanfang: This question is so weak...

Host: (sweating) That’s because your Kai is a veteran, in case you are a novice (suddenly feel Kai’s murderous eyes!)

I... mean... uh... this question is really weak...

distance:……

83 In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Kai: No anxiety, excitement... as long as you can do it, you will be excited.

Yuanfang: ... I have been very anxious (fearing that I will die short)

host:……

84 Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Kai: (Squinting eyes) When you first did it, did you take the initiative to cater to it?

Yuanfang: (Boom! Blushing!) Not counting!That's unconscious!

Kay: So... unconscious seduction is the highest order...

distance:……

85 What was the offense's reaction then?

Yuanfang: I don't know! (He's completely unconscious!)

Kai: Personal feeling... very good!

Host/Yuanfang: ... Has the 86 attacking side ever acted □?

Yuanfang: Does that count after the first meeting?

Kay: Not counting! (He won't admit that he has done such a thing! ... And he hasn't made it to the end yet!)

87 What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Kai: (squinting, touching chin) I already have the capital to seduce people.

Yuanfang: ... (Asshole!)

88 For you, is there an ideal "H object"?

Kai: (reaching out to hug the distance) Is there any need to ask?

Far away: nod.

Host: So your ideal H partner must be each other?

Kay: Of course.

Moderator: What if one of you changes his mind? (unbeatable)

Kai: (sneering) Kill the third party first, and then kill you.

Moderator: (silently choose to shut up).

89 Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Kai: How is this different from the previous question?

Far away: nod nod (yawn)

Kai: Sleepy?shall we go back

Far away: Nod your head.

Host: (holds back) Wait a minute!Just a few last questions!

Kay: (cold eyes) Better hurry up!

Moderator: good

46. The second episode...

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Did 90 use small props in H?

Kay: The tie...

Far away: (rolls eyes)

91 How old was your "first time"?

Kay: Are you talking about kisses or...

Host: Uh...just kiss.

Kay: It's privacy.

Moderator (sweating): Then [Mute——] All right.

Kay: It's more about privacy.

host:……

Yuanfang: (yawns, adjusts a comfortable posture in Kai's arms, and sleeps with eyes closed)

Moderator: Can I suspect that he is avoiding the question again?

Kai: (cold eyes) No.

92 Was the object at that time the current lover?

Kay: No.

Yuanfang: (moved his eyelids and glanced at Kai),

Kai: (dry cough) You continue to sleep.

Host: Xiaoyuan is asleep, what should I ask?

Kay: Just ask me, and the answer is obvious.

host:……

93 Where is your favorite place to be kissed?

Kay: Anywhere.

Yuanfang: (while closing his eyes, the corners of his mouth twitch).

Moderator: What about the distance?

Kai: It should be [Muffling——] and [Muffling——]

Far away: (eyelids twitch)

94 Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Kai: Same as above.

Distant: (face flushes)

Host: Xiaoyuan... can you stop pretending to be asleep...

Far away: ... Hurr...

host:……

What is the most pleasing thing for the other party at 95H?

Kay: Try to go deep.

Yuanfang: (sitting up with a bang) What are you talking about!

Host: (nosebleeds rushing) Where's Xiao Yuan?

Kai: (rushing to answer) Let me try to go deeper.

Far away: Bastard!

Moderator: Nosebleed erupts...

What will you think at 96H?

Kay: Not thinking about anything, just staring at him.

Yuanfang: (Nests into Kai's arms again, sleeps)

Moderator (dissatisfied): Xiaoyuan, you are not professional, it is time to answer the question.

Yuanfang: ... (talking with eyes closed) I didn't think about anything... (Where is the energy to think about things...)

97 H times per night?

Kay: I can do overnight if I can.

Yuanfang: (closing eyes and gnashing teeth) 3 times!No more!

Moderator: So you guys always bargain while having sex?

distance:……

At 98 hours, do you take off your clothes yourself, or does the other party help you take them off?

Kai: I take it off.

Yuanfang: That's not taking off, that's tearing...

host:……

What is 99 H to you?

Kay: One of the ways to enhance the relationship.

Distance: One of the ways to know each other.

Moderator: Know each other?

Yuan Fang: ...Because at that time, people's defense line is the weakest, and many appearances that would not normally appear will be exposed.

Moderator: suddenly realized!

Kay: So what do you know about me.

Distant: (closes eyes, sleeps) secret.

100 Please say something to your lover

Kay: I love you.

Yuanfang: (blushing) Well...me too.

Kay: So do it tonight?

Yuanfang: ... Get out!

host:……

The live broadcast that has been filled with sleepy cells from afar is finally over!sprinkle flowers~~

Looking at the warm interaction between Kai and Yuanfang (really...) we are also relieved... (tears)

So, I hope everyone can continue to support "Like" and support the love between Xiaoyuan and Big Brother ~ Waving Claws ~

The author has something to say: the double update is complete! ! ! ! ! (cough cough, if it’s extraneous...) I feel like fishing in troubled waters~~hahahaha~~=W=~~

Anyway [100 Questions on Compatibility], it’s over~~~=W=(100 questions are really a lot!!! OTZ)

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47, 47. Distance...

When Yuan Fang and Kai returned to the residence, what they saw was sitting in the living room in a white and dejected manner, with an inexplicable black circle around his right eye. Yuan Fang laughed almost instantly, without saving any face for it. other side.

Bai was a little depressed, and looked up at him, holding a boiled egg in one hand, rolling it over his eyes.

Kai was a little confused, looked at him, "What are you doing with eggs?"

Yuan Fang smiled, "This is a native Chinese method, using eggs to reduce swelling and bruises."

Kai seemed a little taken aback, "Does it work?"

"I don't know." Yuan Fang sat down next to Bai, and smiled wickedly, "Bai, you were beaten by the sea?"

Bai snorted and didn't answer, no