[Three Kingdoms] Small people's plan

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Dong Zhuo controlled the government, and the Han Dynasty survived in name only...

In 190 AD, Luoyang, the western capital, was in the early dynasty.

Xiangguo Dong Zhuo walked up and down the hall and said: "Yuan Shao gathered the 50 princes to commit chaos. Although he claims to have a crowd of [-], it's just a bluff. I have sent Lu Bu, Xu Rong, and Hua Xiong to put down the chaos. Good news will come soon, so don't panic..."

Liu Xie was strangled by the red tassel tied under his chin, taking advantage of all the officials below to pay attention to Dong Zhuo, he quickly raised his hand, trying to tear the rope a little, but his sleeves were too long, so he missed it.

When he shook his sleeves and was about to pull them again, Dong Zhuo suddenly turned around and looked at him: "Although I have the confidence to win, I can't prevent those villains from playing some despicable tricks. Yesterday, I got a report that Yuan Shao's brother Yuan Shu called a I found some thieves from the Jianghu, intending to sneak into the palace and rob the emperor, in my opinion, it is better to move the capital to Chang'an, what does the emperor think?"

Liu Xie was startled, and hurriedly sat down with his hands down, but the twelve rows of jade beads on the hat he was wearing were rattled by his movements and couldn't stop all of a sudden.

There are twelve strings at the front and back of the crown, and twelve jade beads on each string. They are extremely heavy, dangling back and forth, dragging Liu Xie's little head, as if shaking his head.

Dong Zhuo came up, pushed the sword hanging from his waist back, reached out to catch the dangling bead string and let it go slowly, and smiled at Liu Xie, thinking he was amiable—there was a basin full of horizontal silk meat Such a big fat face.

Liu Xie raised his lips and said in a childish voice: "Xiangguo has thought carefully, as it should be."

Dong Zhuo laughed and went down to suppress the ministers who dared to jump out to oppose.

Liu Xie's opinion was of the same nature as whether it was true or not. Dong Zhuo asked him just for show, and most of the time he didn't even bother to show it.

Liu Xie was only eight years old in his life, and Xu Sui was only nine years old, which was the age of lethargy. Now that he knew that he was just a decoration, he dozed off most of the time when he sat on the top.

Anyway, Dong Zhuo lived in the palace, he was carried by Dong Zhuo in the first court, and he was carried down by Dong Zhuo in the next court, and any state affairs were none of his business. Occasionally, Dong Zhuo would pretend to ask questions, and he would just answer.

A while ago, he accidentally fell asleep in the early morning, and Dong Zhuo didn’t cooperate well to make a show. When he came down, Dong Zhuo stripped his pants and beat him up. The little butt didn’t dare to touch the stool for two days. He didn't dare to sleep to death in the early morning, and asked Huangmen to fasten the rope of the crown a little bit every day to refresh himself.

But today it was too tight, and I was a little out of breath.

Dong Zhuo patted the minister below, and Liu Xie hurriedly went to tease Hongying again.

Pull it, will it loosen?

Liu Xie touched the bottom knot, but had no choice but to untie it again.

A minister said: "Chang'an, the eastern capital, has been turned into ruins by the rioters. Don't say that it is difficult to move in a hurry. Even if Chang'an is as prosperous as ever, leaving the ancestral temple and the imperial mausoleum for no reason will definitely cause chaos in the court!"

Dong Zhuo was furious: "Who do you say caused the court to be in chaos!?"

After roaring, he drew his sword and cut, knocking the minister to the ground.

All the ministers in the hall were silent for a moment.

Liu Xie was startled by the rush of blood, his small body tilted, and Hongying's crown belt was torn apart, and it fell from his head, and hit his feet with a loud noise.

Dong Zhuo looked at him with a murderous expression on his face, fixed his eyes on Liu Xie who hurriedly got under the table to pick up his hat, and said loudly: "The matter of moving the capital is settled like this! Start driving at noon tomorrow! All ministers and ministers, go back and prepare!"

Seeing that a minister was chopped off, who else would dare to say no?

Dong Zhuo came up and hugged Liu Xie who had just picked up the crown. Huangmen sang sharply: "Retire!"

With a crisp sound, Dong Zhuo beat up Liu Xie's noble little butt again. After two lifetimes of beating, Liu Xie, who was eight years old and would double his cumulative age, burst into tears.

It was the same way when he was beaten last time, he only shed tears and didn't make a sound.

Dong Zhuo's strength is too strong, he has been wielding swords and swords for many years, one slap is red, two slaps are swollen, so crackling, at least he has to sleep on his stomach for several days, eight years after Liu Xie wears, the first For the first time, I had the idea of ​​​​resistance.

He was an adult at least in his previous life, and his self-esteem couldn't take it anymore when his pants were pulled down and spanked like this.

After the fight, Dong Zhuo held Liu Xie in his arms and asked, "Do you dare to do it next time!?"

Liu Xie glared at Dong Zhuo with tears in his eyes, his mouth tightly shut.

"Not afraid? Have some backbone!" Dong Zhuo put Liu Xie back on his lap, cursed "disobedient" and continued beating.

When Dong Zhuo finished the beating and left, Liu Xie's buttocks were already fattened, Huang Men lifted Liu Xie's trousers, and coaxed him to say, "Your Majesty, give in, maybe Xiangguo won't be beaten so hard, and Your Majesty won't suffer, right? "

Liu Xie patted Huang Men's hand away, pulled his pants and lifted them up with a "huh", the swollen and shiny skin was rubbed by the pants, and he almost passed out in pain.

A bunch of yellow men rushed over to help, but their busy work was in vain. They were beaten by Dong Zhuo, and the imperial physician was not allowed to be called.

Liu Xie calculated that there were still two years before Dong Zhuo was slaughtered by Lv Bu, and Lv Bu and Diao Chan hadn't hooked up yet, so his hard life would last for a long time.

It was okay when he was eating standing up, but Chu Gong had no one to help him sit on the toilet, and he scolded Dong Zhuo [-] times. Liu Xie decided to work hard and fight for a better life for himself.

He did not have such an unrealistic dream of "rejuvenating the Han Dynasty". The brick family called Beast commented on the Eastern Han regime in the Three Kingdoms period, saying that the evils were hard to recover. Liu Bei, as the royal family of the Han Dynasty, gathered a group of romantic figures and worked hard for decades. Isn't it all in vain?Save it!Just change someone else.

Gotta get someone who won't abuse him.

The only blood of the first emperor made Liu Xie not worry about being raised.

No matter how many people in the Han Dynasty survived, the gentry in the world could not accept the impact of the change of dynasty for the time being. Whoever took care of the little emperor would raise the banner and take the right to order the world.

A crowd of heroes competes for the deer, others are heroes, and he is the deer.

Dong Zhuo is about to move the capital, so Sun Jian, the vanguard of the allied forces seeking thieves, is about to enter Luoyang. Sun Jian occupies Soochow. Although Soochow is good, the Sun family is more like a landlord. The little capable man, who is about the same age as Liu Xie, really went to the Sun's house for fear of being despised to death, so Sun Jian gave up.

Cao Cao pursued Dong Zhuo's westward army and wanted to snatch the little emperor, but he ran into Lu Bu and almost died, too close.

After Sun Jian, Yuan Shao, Yuan Shu, Liu Bei and others should enter Luoyang.

Yuan Shao is very powerful, but his life is quite short, so don't think about it.

Liu Bei...he doesn't have any soldiers or land at the moment, but he is loyal enough to the emperor. In terms of seniority, he is still Liu Xie's uncle. Liu Bei didn't worry about having no meat to eat.

Taking a small gold stick to poke the crickets in the cup until dizzy, Liu Xie decides: It's Liu Bei!

As soon as the little stick exerted force, the cup rolled to the ground. Liu Xie raised his voice and pointed at the one who seized the opportunity to flee for his life, and shouted: "My cricket captain Xiaoqi! Run away!!! Catch me back!!!"

A few yellow gates in the house hurriedly pressed the crickets, while they looked down at the ground, Liu Xie knocked down the nearby Cricket Palace, and the dozens of crickets that Dong Zhuo gave him jumped here and there, and immediately jumped all over the room. .

Liu Xie shouted: "Look at the ground! My General Thunder! How dare you step on General Thunder and I will kill you!!!"

A few Huangmen Khans were scared out, and they kept their feet on the ground. Liu Xie shouted again: "Why are you standing still!? Let me catch you!!!"

The generals and school lieutenants jumping up and down the room were making a fuss, and Liu Xie ran to the door and shouted: "Come in and catch the crickets! If one is gone, I will hit you on the board!!!"

While talking, several "generals" jumped out of the door with shame, and fled separately.

The yellow gate outside the door is also looking for crickets.

But there was still a bunch of Dong Zhuo's personal soldiers at the palace gate, watching the chaos inside, but they didn't move their feet.

Liu Xie ran into the house, took a box of night pearls and stood at the door, grabbed a handful and threw them out—Dong Zhuo gave him props for playing marbles. Although the lights were bright at night, the things were shining brightly, falling on the ground like stars See clearly.

"Whoever catches it will be rewarded! Let me catch the crickets! Hurry up!!"

A few soldiers can't stand anymore, what danger can there be in the deep palace?After struggling for a few seconds, Liu Xie threw out some night pearls and rushed in to look for crickets, even the maid who brought the cakes stared and wanted to catch them.

Liu Xie snatched the plate from the maid's hand, and nodded, "Go all! Don't go away!"

So those who were on duty or not, no matter what they were doing, went to catch crickets. Liu Xie yelled twice, and saw the opportunity and ran out of the Qilin Hall.

Dong Zhuo lived not far away, and was busy sleeping every night for Liu Xie's harem concubine, and his cronies also lived in the palace with him, and miscellaneous people came and went, and the old rules were broken. How much is left, the palace seems to be heavily guarded, but in fact it is just like Dong Zhuo's barracks, disorganized.

Liu Xie didn't intend to leave Changle Palace, so the really strict guards at the gate of the palace couldn't stop him.

Before the death of the young emperor Liu Bian, the two elder brothers visited every corner of Changle Palace, and Liu Xie knew every place very well, and ran to the Taimiao before anyone found him missing.

There is an abandoned well in the Taimiao Temple. It is said that someone has died, so it is no longer used. There is water at the bottom, and the wall of the well is sunken. The whole well looks like a gourd. When bullying him, I tricked him into going down. He is so small that he can just squat in.

Seeing the old yellow gate of the Taimiao dozing off at the door, Liu Xie slipped to the mouth of the well to climb down, only to realize that he had been carrying the plate he had snatched from the maid.

I poured the pastry into the sleeve, thought about it, and threw the plate in, the advantage of having a big sleeve.

Pulling over the edge of the well, he stepped on the place easily. Liu Xie retracted his body, and when he touched his buttocks, his veins ached.

After Dong Zhuo left, Lu Bu set fire to Luoyang City, and then the allied forces entered the city. According to Dong Zhuo's urgency to move the capital, the army of the princes must have passed Hulao Pass, and it took only two or three days to enter the city.

After the army of the princes entered the city, they were busy picking up Dong Zhuo's leaks, searching for property everywhere, and the only one who would come to the Taimiao was probably Liu Bei who was bent on glorifying the Han Dynasty.

It was Liu Xie's plan to suffer for two days and then quietly leave Luoyang with Liu Bei.