[Three Kingdoms] Small people's plan

When Lu Xun came in, he saw Cao Pi rushing to the window, and returning after a while with an empty bowl.

Lu Xun was angry: No matter how favored the emperor is, you can't secretly help pour the medicine! ?How can medicine be child's play! ?

Lu Xun said coldly: "Your Majesty! The medicine must be taken, or else the body will not recover and the disease will worsen. What should I do? I will ask the doctor to fry another bowl and send it over."

Liu Xie said in surprise: "Don't!" If you drink again, Cao Pi will get angry!But how amazing!

Unexpectedly, Lu Xun said: "Only in the morning, Marquis Wen told my ministers that the emperor didn't like to drink medicine when he was young. If it wasn't for Marquis Wen, the emperor would still refuse to drink it. Your majesty, do you want me to invite Marquis Wen to advise you?"

Liu Xie ⊙o⊙ froze, there is no way out.

Before leaving, Lu Xun added: "I will ask the servants of Sasao to watch it. If you find the concoction, hehe!"

After finishing speaking, he raised his head and left.

Liu Xie hurriedly looked at Cao Pi, the handsome guy's face was already livid.

At lunch, Cao Pi drank a lot of medicine and couldn't eat any food. When he talked to Cao Chun, Cao Chun could smell the smell of medicine wafting around~

In addition to the two bowls of Liu Xie, there is also the medicine that Cao Pi himself must drink...

Liu Xie felt better in the afternoon, got up and changed his clothes, went outside and showed Lu Xun crookedly—I'm already cured, don't cook medicine.

Lu Xun didn't buy it. He had to take medicine for three days for the cold, even for the mildest one.

Hearing that the three-day bitter medicine could not escape, Liu Xie secretly looked at Cao Pi next to him. His face was no longer livid, but his whole body was enveloped in a dark aura, demonized! ! !

Grandpa Gao--

Why did those people in the Wei Dynasty give Cao Pi the posthumous title of Emperor Wen after his death?Why not call him Demon Emperor Wei! ?

T_T

Although Lu Xun wondered why Cao Pi looked different every day, he couldn't say much.

The strange thing is that even Lu Bu came to greet him, and he felt that something was wrong with Cao Pi. After saluting, he looked at Cao Pi and said, "Did you eat too much croton? You are with the emperor, what are you doing with such a face!?"

Liu Xiefu forehead: I dare not say that you should stop poking Cao Zihuan again. With one poke, two pokes and three pokes, he will poke me at night~~

Regardless of Cao Cao's hundreds of thousands of troops outside, the positions of Liu Xie and Cao Pi in Xiangyang Mansion are temporarily reversed from before. Liu Xie just can't figure out why he is still so sad when the situation is reversed?

Liu Xie, who was trapped in a state of hardship, ignored Lu Bu's look of color, and even more ignored Wei Yan's fanatical eyes when he came to greet Lu Bu with Lu Bu.

In the morning, Liu Xie didn't get up, Cao Pi hid in Cao Chun's place to drink medicine, and Lu Bu was not idle. Since he came, he naturally wanted to help Liu Xie.

After mentioning Fang Tianji, he wanted to go out of the city to fight around, but was stopped by Wei Yan - our emperor said that we are not allowed to go out of the city to fight.

Lu Bu thought, okay!If you don't leave the city, don't leave the city!

Climb up the tower and shout: "Old man Cao Cao!!! Listen to me, General!!! Cao Ren under your account is just a shrimp, where did you find it from the ditch!!? How dare you call him a general!! It is said that Xu Chu under your tent is just a rumor!!! Just like Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, he is a fierce general!!! I think!!! He is a praying mantis!!! With one claw like a knife, he thinks he can compare Guan Yunchang's Qinglong Yanyue Knife!!! Don't even look at the size!!! And Zhang Jaw!!! Hey!!! Isn't that the same as Yan Liang and Wen Chou, Yuan Benchu's surrender!? The crotch!!! Dare to ride Showing off on horseback, it looks like a person!!! At first glance!!! Yo!!! It looks like a human..."

Lu Bu is the number one brave general in the world. In order to live up to this reputation, Lu Bu also worked hard on his scolding skills. With a loud roar, standing on dozens of bridges over the Han River that Cao Cao built for the convenience of crossing the river, he could hear.

The group of generals who were named were all so angry, but Cao Cao didn't allow them to attack the city, so they all had to quarrel outside the city.

"Lu Buxiu is crazy!!! Who is your adoptive father now!?"

"Lu Fengxian!!! My son!!! Get out!!!"

"The prime minister treats you kindly, but you turn your back on the prime minister, how can there be such a repeated villain like you!!!"

etc...

Some sour literati in later generations look down on people in the market, and often use the fact that people in the market like to swear in the street to attack, showing their vulgarity, but to follow the source, before swearing in the street...isn't it just swearing?Is scolding a battle that ordinary people can afford?What's the matter, you have to be a general leading troops, right?

This is the minimum requirement, and it is difficult to count up. For example, Zhuge Liang who scolded Wang Lang to death, Zhuge Liang was the prime minister of Shu at that time!

So sometimes Cao Pi is not as knowledgeable as Lu Bu!Lu Bu saw that scolding is a science and an art!

It's a pity that he taught it so painstakingly, but Cao Pi couldn't see Mount Tai.

After scolding, Lu Bu asked Wei Yan to set up a table with wine and meat, and scolded while eating and drinking, what was the Sanying war against Lu Bu back then!Today is Lu Bu's single-mouthed fight against the heroes! !

After scolding for two hours, the generals on Cao Ying's side were defeated one by one, the drums in the camp were beating weakly, the flags galloping back and forth were also crumbling, and even the dust in the sky was several feet shorter than usual.

Lu Bu ate enough meat and drank enough wine, and went down to the top of the city to meet the little emperor. Wei Yan followed, his eyes were like an eighteen-year-old girl meeting the lover of her dreams, shining and frightening.

If he had known that Lu Bu would pack Cao Pi, Liu Xie might have brought Cao Ang with him.

Lu Bu and Gan Ning can fight in and out of thousands of armies, the problem can't be called Cao Ang rushing in like this, right?Let's not talk about whether Cao Cao will really start to attack Xiangyang in a panic. Cao Ang is a Confucian general, not so tough.

Liu Xie brought a pigeon to Xiangyang. He wanted to keep it as a messenger, so he took it out without hesitation. Lu Bu and Cao Pi each brought a letter, and Liu Xie himself attached a letter, tying one of the pigeon's legs thickly. Three times!

Fortunately, this thing is not popular, Cao Cao did not take precautions, otherwise it will be over.

Not long after, Huang Zhong took down three of the letters brought back by the pigeons. After reading the first brocade silk, Huang Zhong raised his head and looked around. Then his beard trembled, and he wrapped it up again, pretending not to have touched it. When I opened the second one, my beard was blown out, and my eyes were wide open, I looked back and forth several times before hurriedly wrapping it up, still pretending that I hadn’t moved.

For the last one, Huang Zhong hesitated.

To see or not to see?

It seems that I have discovered a big secret...

Knowing that too many courtiers will die badly since ancient times, Huang Zhong has been able to figure it out. The little emperor found that he had read everything, and the cold eyes shot from under the crown~

But I have read the first two, and I already know too much, and reading another one will add to the crime, just read it!

Huang Zhong broke the boat and opened:

"Han Sheng, did Xun Yu guess what I mean? Do Qing and the others even bother to pretend to come to help?"

Uh……

It must be said that Huang Zhong was a little disappointed, but he didn't dare to delay. He immediately took the last one to Xun Yu and Liu Biao, and sent someone to send the other two to Cao Ang.

In fact, the reinforcements have already been dispatched, but Huang Zhong himself has not arrived yet.

Xun Yu knew Cao Cao's thoughts clearly, how could he not see Cao Cao's plan to "siege the city and fight for aid"?Sending people to destroy soldiers and generals, how long can Jingzhou spend with Cao Cao?

But if you don't send them, you are afraid that Cao Cao will be suspicious and break the city forcibly.

Huang Zhong listened to Xun Yu's words and selected elite cavalry to harass Cao's army in a detour based on the complex terrain of Xiangyang County, just not to collide head-on.

Cao Cao patiently waited for the Jingzhou army to be impatient, and the Jingzhou army also patiently waited for the Cao army to be impatient. The stalemate became the most patient two armies.

When Liu Bei heard the letter from Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, he immediately led his army to Jingzhou. Zhuge Liang stayed in Yizhou, and Chen Gong and Gao Shun retreated to Baidi City after defeating Zhao Wei, just to meet Liu Bei.

Where is Sun Quan?

Thin snow is scattered in the forest, and the bamboo leaves are green and emerald green. When the wind blows, the snow on the leaves will be scattered in all directions.

The hermitage of Sun Ce and Mei Zhoulang, the little overlord, is a hut, but it is simple and elegant. The few crisp chirps left behind when the eaves passed by, only increased the loneliness.

Sun Quan stood under the bamboo window in a black robe, wrapped a roll of bamboo slips in his hand, and said, "Brother, it's getting cold, why don't you go back, mother doesn't say anything, I can see that she misses brother."

Sitting by the firepit, Sun Ce lifted the boiling teapot to make tea: "Gong Jin hasn't returned yet, I'll go back together when he comes back."

Sun Quan turned around and sat down: "Brother, mother actually acquiesced, why should you worry?"

Sun Ce said: "I am not worried about my mother. Gongjin has not returned. It stands to reason that the emperor will not detain him at this time, but will treat him politely. He can stay or stay freely in exchange for Jiangdong's support. However, he has repeatedly The letters are broken."

Sun Quan took the cup and drank tea.

Seeing that Sun Quan still didn't say anything, Sun Ce simply made it clear: "Zhongmou, if you have any news from Jingzhou, tell me quickly so that I can rest assured! Otherwise, I will go to Jingzhou to pick up Gongjin myself!"

Sun Quan had no choice but to put down his cup and said, "Brother..."

Sun Ce didn't buy it: "Gongjin has already recommended Lu Su to you. There are so many capable people in Jiangdong, why do you want me and Gongjin to have false names?"

Sun Quan said: "I am young and immature, how can I make Jiangdong surrender?"

"Stop prevaricating!" Sun Ce sat with his legs open, "Three years! Zhongmou, you were able to suppress them three years ago. After three years, how can anyone oppose you?"

Sun Quan couldn't find any more excuses, he was silent for a while and said, "Brother, it won't be too long, I can only assure you that Gongjin will be fine, I have plans, it really won't be too long..."

Sun Ce said in a low voice, "Gong Jin has a heart. I know him, and you know him. He has lived here with me for three years, and he has let go of many things, but you still can't trust him after all?"