[Three Kingdoms] Small people's plan

Cao Pi is still jealous.

This cheapskate refused to eat fish for a whole year!

If he could, he would probably never want to go on a boat to protest, but that was unrealistic, so he chose not to eat fish for a year.

Cao Pi can't be blamed for being stingy, Liu Xie lost his supervision, he got angry after eating, and going to the toilet was extremely painful. Don't say what, Cao Pi is full of blood, how can he be angry?

There is no yellow gate in the county mansion, and when Liu Xie went to the latrine, Lu Xun went in to pick up his clothes. Cao Pi came and changed Cao Pi.

Cao Pi had never done anything that a servant would do, but he was patient with Liu Xie and could do anything. He came back from Cao Ying this day and accompanied Liu Xie to the toilet. After the two went in, Lu Xun and the others listened to what was said inside: "Cao Zihuan, bastard!"

"The minister is guilty."

"Cao Zihuan, bastard!"

"The minister is guilty."

"Cao Zihuan, you bastard!!"

"I am ashamed and regretful."

"Woooo..."

"Your Majesty... Go back to the house and cry, this is not the place to cry."

"I want you to take care of it!!! Woohoo..."

"Your Majesty, please accept your advice and cry again after returning to the house."

"No! Huh..."

Cao Pi suddenly got angry: "Na Bu Na!? Bu Na Chen went out!!!"

Liu Xie's voice suddenly became quieter: "Na... woo... Minister of Tiger and Wolf... Emperor Uncle... woo... First Emperor... woo... Gaozu... Aiqing! Come back!!!"

"Are you still crying?"

"I, na..."

Monarchs and ministers quarreled and moved to the toilet!Those outside were almost injured internally.

After that, Gan Ning looked at Cao Pi with reverence.

After three days of relocation in Xiangyang, Liu Xie's "wind and cold" recovered, and he returned to Jiangling under heavy guards.

Liu Biao and Xun Yu led a hundred officials to meet the emperor.

Liu Xie looked all the way, and all he saw were gratified smiling faces and tears of joy, and he couldn't help but have mixed feelings: more than ten years ago, less than 11 years ago, the fat man Dong Zhuo was walking beside the chariot, and on both sides of the road The ministers were either crying or swallowing their breath. Now, all the people walking beside the chariot——uh!Ignore the words of Cao Cao in the car behind and Liu Bei on the left, all handsome guys!Hahaha~ Gaozu absolutely couldn't let the people worship him like this back then!At least, there is no such visual effect!

Life is only interesting if you live among handsome guys!

As for how Liu Xie bent himself?Someone distorted has chosen to ignore this issue.

Emperor Guangwu had 28 Yuntai generals, all of whom painted portraits and exhibited them!Compared with Emperor Guangwu, Liu Xie is still very reserved.

Cao Cao is still the prime minister, just as Cao Pi said to Cao Xiu and Xia Houshang, Liu Xie will not only not kill Cao Cao, but also erase the bad things he did before for Cao Cao.

How can Cao Cao, a hero in troubled times, fail to discern the current situation?With the title of prime minister, he called everyone sick. After arriving in Jiangling, he shrank in the mansion allocated to him by Liu Xie, thanked guests behind closed doors, and did not care about political affairs when he was sick. Everything was left to his two sons.

With Cao Pi as a comparison, Cao Cao only let Cao Ang kneel for an hour before letting him in.

Liu Xie's meritorious deeds were rewarded, and everyone's rewards were not mentioned. Cao Ang no longer had to use a pseudonym. He was promoted to Yilang and was granted the title of Marquis of Guangling. He was promoted and became Marquis of Wei directly.

In the early years, Sun Ce proclaimed himself the Marquis of Wu. This time, Liu Xie decreed to officially confer the title, which can be regarded as rectifying Sun Ce's name. Sun Quan also conferred the title of Marquis of Anxiang for his meritorious service in "King Qin saved his family".

Half a month later, on the Lantern Festival, the Son of Heaven had a banquet with all his ministers, and Cao Cao could not avoid it, so Cao Cao showed his face.

Since he is the prime minister, he is the first seat under the emperor.

Cao Cao didn't bother to pretend, anyway, everyone knew whether he was sick or not. Although he didn't have a flushed face, he came to the banquet in good spirits.

The atmosphere was very strange at first - only a few officials from the "new" court in Jiangling and the "old" court who came from Xudu could talk to each other. Kong Rong, Liu Biao, and Huang Zhong were the leaders, forming a faction who looked down on Cao Cao Those on the other side had a proud posture; those under Cao Cao’s tent, Cheng Yu, Cao Ren, etc. did not dare to cause trouble for Cao Cao, they hardly said a word, and kept a low profile, which is another school; Yu dragged Chen Gong and Liu Ye, Cao Ang dragged Lu Bu, Wei Yan, and a group of veterans who had never clearly turned to Cao Cao, rushing to visit the emperor from Xudu before the festival, talking here and laughing there. It was the third faction. Fortunately, with them, the atmosphere in the hall did not drop below freezing point.

As a result, when Cao Cao arrived, he was afraid that all the ministers would not see him, so he raised his voice and said with a smile: "Everyone came earlier than Cao Mengde!"

In an instant, the entire hall was silent.

Cao Cao walked into the hall with his head held high, and laughed loudly: "Hahahahaha! It's rare for distinguished guests from all over the world to gather together. Doctor Kong, are you safe? Brother Jing Sheng! You and I have been separated for a long time!"

Cao Cao turned a blind eye to those resentful, contemptuous, flattering, hating, and fearful eyes, and his words and smiles remained the same, as if he was at a banquet in Luoyang back then, with that calmness and calmness——

Zhang Fei said: "Brother, look at this Cao Aman, he is really a shameless and shameless dog..."

"Shut up!" Liu Bei yelled, "What do you know? Mount Tai collapsed in front of him without changing his face. In this palace, only Cao Mengde has this spirit!"

After finishing speaking, Liu Bei, who had been sitting still, got up and walked towards Cao Cao, not out of provocation, but smiled and saluted: "Prime Minister."

Liu Bei's move immediately made many people look puzzled. Years ago, Cao Cao captured Yuzhou, and Liu Bei and Cao Cao fought several bloody battles there.

Cao Ang hurriedly stood aside and gave up his position. Cao Cao looked at Liu Bei several times, opened his mouth, and held Liu Bei's hand without saying a word: "Xuande...Xuande!"

Liu Bei said: "The prime minister is very personable."

Cao Cao said in a low voice, "A group of fish in a pond, how can you care about me."

Liu Bei said: "Brother's son, a young hero."

Cao Cao looked at Cao Ang, deliberately pretending that he couldn't understand Liu Bei's point, patted Cao Ang on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Zixiu is the one I lost and found again. In the future, I will discipline him and he will inevitably lose favor. I hope Xuande will discipline me more strictly in the future." .”

Liu Bei said: "Brother Cao has an order, and I should obey it. It's just that I have shallow morals, and I'm afraid it will mislead my nephew."

Cao Cao said with a smile, "Hey, don't refuse!"

Liu Bei bowed: "Bei, take orders."

Liu Bei is the epitome of benevolence and righteousness, Liu Bei is like this, Liu Biao and Huang Zhong's appearance slowed down, only Kong Rong was still unhappy, and the atmosphere was much better.

Liu Xie is still behind, just changed into Yanfu to prepare for the banquet.

In order to control the Cao army, Cao Pi designed to frame and kill Cao Ren, and killed Cao Zhen and dozens of generals in the camp. He really couldn't meet Cao Cao.

It's not that he can't hold on to his face, Cao Pi has learned a lot from Cao Cao, even if he goes out now, it's not a problem to play a scene of fatherly kindness and filial piety with Cao Cao, but at this time, what he should do more is not to ease the relationship with Cao Cao , but let the officials under Liu Xie see his position.

The best thing to do is to not show up at all and avoid encounters altogether.

It is enough to be satisfied with being a Weiwei, as long as you don't care about how long you can last, you can do whatever you want.

but……

Cao Pi, who put Liu Xie's hand in his palm and gently nibbled on Liu Xie's earlobe, was obviously not such an easy-to-satisfy person.

Liu Xie sucked in a low breath, tilted his head, hooked Cao Pi's chin with his fingertips, pulled him closer, and kissed him tightly like glue, alternating the hot and humid breath.

The arm just wanted to climb onto Cao Pi's shoulder, but unexpectedly the wide sleeves dropped, the elbows and arms were exposed, and the wrist scratched the deer-patterned buckle on the left shoulder of Cao Pi's armor.

"hiss!"

Cao Pi hurriedly pulled Liu Xie's arm away to see, and a two-inch gash came out. If he hadn't already put on the cape, and only a sharp corner was exposed from the buckle, the injury might have been deeper.

"Why are you so careless! Chuan Tai Physician..."

"Hush!" Liu Xie said, "It's time for me to go to the banquet, so don't delay."

Cao Pi went to pull the drawer, rummaged for something that could be used to bandage Liu Xie, found a piece of silk, and tore it open with a "scream". When he turned around, Liu Xie raised his arm and licked the wound, the damp heat that Cao Pi had tasted just now. Tongue spit out a tender red tip, and licked along...

Cao Pi's blood sped up, he hurriedly looked away, and handed over the silk: "Why lick it?" His voice became hoarse.

Liu Xie said weakly: "It's only comfortable if you lick it, otherwise it won't hurt."

He took the silk and tied it up carefully. Hearing the voice, Cao Pi felt numb and itchy. He didn't know how to do it. Anything seemed to be able to easily arouse his body's reaction, so he said in a muffled voice: "Mr. Go around, there are many people in the inner palace today."

Liu Xie: "Hey?" Cao Pi has already rushed out, outside the curtain, Lu Xun stands there, Danfeng's eyes are hanging high.

Cao Pi felt even more embarrassed, nodded to Lu Xun, and fled.

Liu Xie thought of the ointment in the drawer under the bed, it was cool and pain-relieving, why not rub some on it.

Lu Xun watched Cao Pi's hurried back away, opened the curtain and came in, and saw Liu Xie digging fat from the eye-catching little box, Lu Xun was surprised: "Emperor, Your Majesty?"

Cao Pi escaped, should he be used as a top?

Liu Xie waved and said, "Bo Yan, come here."

Lu Xun was terrified: "Emperor, Your Majesty!" What should I do?Escape too?Cao Pi is really not a human being, so don't warn me~!

Seeing that he was not moving, Liu Xie lowered his eyebrows: "Come here!"

Lu Xun said: "Ah! I forgot the hand stove!!!" and ran away...

Liu Xie looked at the small hand stove just made on the couch O_O?

There was no one to help, so I had to tear off the silk ribbon with my teeth, smeared the grease, and then tied it with difficulty.

Putting down the sleeves and walking out, seeing the small yellow gate standing along the wall, I remembered their existence, and I just asked them to withdraw to secretly satisfy Cao Pi's greed.

When I got on the chariot, the fine snow fell obliquely, and a few points leaked into the brocade tent.

Liu Xie shrank his neck and thought: There is some pain in the wrist, isn't it a sign?

Two days ago, Huang Zhong's imperial army withdrew from the inner mansion, and Cao Pi took over the defense of the state mansion.