[Three Kingdoms] Small people's plan

In the spring of the 11th year of Jian'an, there was a drought.

Zhuge Liang was appointed Minister of the Ministry of Industry.

Guo Jia almost died from eating Wushi powder. Liu Xie issued an edict to ban Wushi powder and set up a "Food and Drug Administration", stipulating that all medicines for external application and internal use must pass the inspection of the Food and Drug Administration. Only without toxic ingredients can be manufactured and sold. Bootleggers beheaded.

On March 29, Liu Xie fell asleep in the early morning.

Because of the severe drought, urgent reports came from all over the country, and Liu Xie was unable to sleep on the couch for an hour for four or five days in a row.

Zhuge Liang tried to dig a deep well and open a water cellar in Yangcheng, and the first results were achieved. The day's report was delivered, and the monarchs and ministers in the court were all relieved. It couldn't be finished, and the translation was so dry that the lips were dry and cracked. It was finally over. The horses with Mengzhou household registration reported their arrival, and they were all numbers. The urging and urging hypnotized Liu Xie.

Before, I was tired and dizzy with my arms propped up, but then I didn't know anything.

After the envoy of Mengzhou finished reading, it was already past noon, everyone was thirsty, dizzy and hungry, and the emperor must have felt bad, but...wait and wait, the emperor couldn't get up, and couldn't retreat.

The court hall was quiet, with one or two "grunts" sounding from time to time.

Liu Xie sat on the throne without moving at all. Chen Gong felt puzzled and looked at Xun Yu. Xun Yu looked at Cao Cao.

Cao Cao smiled "haha", and Bell called out tenderly, "Your Majesty? Your Majesty?"

Liu Xie slept well and couldn't hear.

Cao Cao was excited, and looked down at the ministers with a strange expression. Before Chen Gong raised his eyebrows, he leaned into Liu Xie's ear and let out a wild cry: "The Emperor!!!

Liu Xie slipped his arm and almost fell off the table, but Cao Cao grabbed him quickly.

Bottom officials_

Liu Xie hurriedly sat up straight amidst the clanging of jade objects, tilted his head and looked at Cao Cao who was holding his arm, and said in a daze, "Why did Ai Qing come up?"

Look down again, all staring at the ground, as if there is money on the ground to pick up.

Cao Cao let go of his hands, went back down leisurely, bowed and said, "My Majesty, the discussion is over, do you want to retire?"

Liu Xie cleared his throat, nodded, and Huang Men called out in a strange tone: "Back to court~~~~~"

When Liu Xie, who was unable to walk straight through the aisle supported by the yellow gate, entered the bead curtain, everyone left the main hall with strange expressions. Cao Cao walked very fast, and Xun Yu chased after a few steps but couldn't catch up, so he had to shout: "Mr. !"

Cao Cao turned his head: "Huh?" He kept on stepping.

Xun Yu hurriedly said: "I see that the emperor is very tired, why don't we jointly sign and invite the emperor to go to Xu Tian to recuperate for a while!"

Cao Cao said: "Good!"

Cao Cao was the first to go down the stairs. He couldn't wait for Huangmen to come to help him put on his shoes. He bent down to lift the uppers of his shoes, and just... walked, but judging by the speed, the two legs under the court service were about the same as running.

Xun Yu stood still embarrassingly—didn't Liu Xie notice what Cao Cao did?Why are you running so fast?

Just when he couldn't figure it out, Chen Gong passed him, let the Huangmen waiter put on one shoe, and put the other on by himself, rushed out of the hall, took the sword offered by the Huangmen, and ran after Cao Cao: " Cao Mengde!!! You stop for me!!!"

There was a Huangmen holding Cao Cao's sword standing there at a loss, but Chen Gong ignored it and chased after him.

Xun Yu understood, and slowly swayed down to put on his shoes, and then took Cao Cao's sword along the way. Behind him, all the civil and military officials stretched their necks longer than each other. What are you looking at?Look at the current world newspaper.

After working tirelessly for two years, Liu Xie finally got his long-lost annual leave!When I arrived in Xutian, I almost burst into tears looking at the green mountains and green waters.

Lu Xun thought that Liu Xie would take a nap first, but after getting off the chariot, Liu Xie changed into his riding clothes as quickly as possible, and went on the horse even happier than the horse.

Reluctantly, Lu Xun came to Sun Quan who had just gotten out of the car, and sighed.

Sun Quan laughed and said, "Why are you sighing? This time the emperor allowed me to come with me, so I have to breathe too, Bo Yan, thank you."

At the beginning, Liu Xie rectified Sun Ce's name, but Sun Ce didn't come to worship, but sent a letter to keep Sun Quan in the capital, called learning, but actually a hostage.

The imperial court moved the capital, and Sun Quan also went to the north. He was not used to it, he had no friends, and it was inconvenient to go out of the city. Only Lu Xun often remembered to visit him, chat with him, and read books all day, and his temper became more and more quiet.

He is well-read, elegant and quiet like a spring, which should be easy to make friends with, but he has been excluded by scholars in Xudu.

Fortunately, he was able to keep quiet and didn't force it.

When Liu Xie came to Xu Tian this time, Lu Xun asked Liu Xie. Liu Xie was so busy that he forgot Sun Quan and was stunned for a moment: Why is Sun Ce willing to use Sun Quan as a hostage?Then he nodded in agreement.

In addition to Lu Xun and Sun Quan, there is also Gan Ning who came back from Xuzhou to claim credit for his naval training.

The other ministers didn't have annual leave and couldn't come.

After Lu Xun and Sun Quan exchanged a few words, they entered the newly completed other palace and took a look on the stage. The team led by Liu Xie ran so fast that they could not even see their shadows. , to judge how far His Majesty the Emperor has run.

Kong Rong always complained that Liu Xie's six skills were insufficient, and the emperor Liu Xie was so disgraced by the music and shooting disabled that the old Liu family was discredited!Discredit the ministers!Discredit the big man!

This time Liu Xie came out of the palace to Xu Tian, ​​Kong Rong chased the chariot and confessed many times: There are not many opportunities!Your Majesty!Please!Practice your archery skills!Don't wait until two years are not so busy, it will be embarrassing after the autumn hunting is resumed!

After chasing for dozens of miles, almost reaching Xu Tian, ​​Kong Rong went back satisfied.

But it was obvious that he had read for dozens of miles in vain, and Liu Xie forgot all about it as soon as he arrived in Xutian.

Shooting prey is fun, but the pleasure of harvesting is more important!And to get this kind of pleasure, one arrow can hit one head, it is better to use a net!

Ask people to prepare traps, and thousands of guards scattered into the forest to drive away wild animals, while Liu Xie stood on a high slope a little far away under the guard of a group of guards to watch - he didn't even bother to touch the bow, thinking that the dinner table would be full Game, the whole body is about to shine!

I don't know if it's because he has too much auspicious aura. It seems that he once asked Zhuge Liang: "Aiqing, how about the purple aura on my body?"

"Within a hundred feet around the emperor's body, it's like being in a cloud and mist."

—Damn, it’s not a source of pollution!

I saw horses galloping back and forth between patches of woodland: good horses from Mengzhou presented by Cao Pijin.They drove all the animals, large and small, all over the place. The number was so large that even the officials in charge of Xu Tian were surprised, and hurriedly came to flatter him: "The emperor is here, and all things perceive, and they are here to please!"

Liu Xie saw that this person was clearly five big and three rough, and it was not easy to come up with such a nondescript sentence, so he nodded and accepted it: "Reward."

Liu Xie never knew what to reward, anyway, someone around him was in charge.

The official was so happy that he got off his horse and thanked him.

There was harmony, joy and joy, and suddenly there were several exclamations.

A big guy came out of the forest, he was black and strong, and he couldn't run too slowly!

Liu Xie was overjoyed: "Bear!"

He likes the bigger ones more, and they are enough to eat at first sight.

I was about to call people to surround it, but I didn't expect that there was a big guy behind the bear's butt, a tiger...

As soon as that roar came out, it was so powerful that it could compete with Lu Bu!

A sentence flashed in Liu Xie's mind: No iron railings!

There are no iron bars between him and the tiger...

The guards were so excited that the emperor froze with fright.

The harvest was good that day, a bear, plus hundreds of other wild animals.

Lu Xun and Sun Quan waited for Liu Xie outside the gate of the other palace, and entered together.

Liu Xie looked at them and walked into the inner room without saying a word. Lu Xun hurriedly followed, but before he could ask anything, Liu Xie fell to the floor with a "boom"!

Lu Xun exclaimed in surprise, "Your Majesty!!"

Sun Quan rushed in one step at a time.

The two were frightened to death, and hurriedly supported Liu Xie, who sat on the floor and hummed: "Tiger wow..."

Lu Xun asked urgently: "The emperor was not injured, right!?"

Liu Xie shook his head, Lu Xun asked Sun Quan to support Liu Xie, and wanted to rush out to teach others, Liu Xie raised his hand and pulled Lu Xun's clothes: "Bo Yan, no...the tiger is not close..."

Lu Xun stepped back: "How far is that? It must have frightened the emperor, so it must not be far! Your majesty, don't indulge them!!"

"Not close..." Liu Xie himself felt ashamed, but couldn't hold on anymore: "More than fifty feet..."

Lu Xun: "..."

Cao Pi left one hundred soldiers selected from the Tiger and Leopard Battalion as Liu Xie's personal guards. How could you allow a tiger to get close to you? It turned out that...it was frightened by not getting close...

It's hard for Liu Xie, who solemnly rewarded everyone who performed well, and was paralyzed when he returned to the dormitory.

Sun Quan let out a "huh" laugh, Liu Xie got angry and pushed him away, Sun Quan was pushed to sit on the floor, laughing even harder.

Liu Xie said: "Stop making fun of me! Go with me tomorrow!!"

Sun Quan smiled and said, "Observe the order."

Sun Quan has no friends in Xu, only Sun Qu, his retainer who has been following him, guarding Song Qian, Jia Hua and dozens of personal guards. This time he drove to Xutian, and Song Qian and Jia Hua led ten personal guards to follow , The next day, I asked Liu Xie for hundreds of people, and went deep into the mountains to find the tiger.

Liu Xie didn't think so, and Lu Xun's shooting skills were also poor. He dragged Lu Xun along the way slowly, pulling down the bow when he was in the mood, and looking at the scenery when he was not in the mood.

Suddenly heard the commotion in front, the guard came to report that An Xianghou had really found the tiger.

Liu Xie asked the guards to lead the way, instead of going directly to the round-up location, he walked around the forest and climbed the mountain, and when he reached the high ground where he could see the other side, the tiger was only as big as a peanut in the distance, so Liu Xie was relieved.

The guards spread out blankets, placed some tables, and placed the fruits, snacks, and wine they brought. Liu Xie sat down on the tables and watched.

To be honest, from this distance, you can only see a group of mung beans riding the soybeans around the peanuts, and then a mung bean entered the circle, and the peanuts threw the mung beans off the soybeans——

Lu Xun turned pale with fright, Liu Xie raised his neck: that's all, it's really hard to understand.

The soybeans in the circle were defeated by the peanuts, and the mung beans riding the soybeans around them were in a commotion for a while, but the mung bean inside suddenly ran towards the fierce peanuts, and then the peanuts rolled up, the mung beans leaned over, and the peanuts did not move .

A group of mung beans triumphantly carrying peanuts...

Liu Xie stretched his waist: "Ah~~~" It's really good to watch and hunt wild animals from this distance.