[Three Kingdoms] Small people's plan

Alcohol can relieve your worries, but you have to be careful, if you drink too much, it may increase your worries or something.

After several years of military settlements, the Silk Road was reopened, and the people became rich while the national power grew day by day. The autumn hunting that had been suspended for several years finally resumed.

No one has come to hunt for several years, and it is said that Xu Tian's beasts have spread all over the mountains and plains.

Based on this rumor, the officials of the Manchu Dynasty embarked on the road to Xutian with a sense of happiness that came early.

The emperor Enzhun brought his family members, and all the female relatives, young and old, from various families packed their cars together. Along the way, some played the piano and sang, and some chased and frolicked. To turn over.

I don't know how many times he sighed inside the bead curtain, Lu Xun also picked a piece or two from the food box, put it on a plate, and brought it in.

"Your Majesty, if you can't sleep, it's better to get up, and I will accompany you to talk."

How many people in the world can be as considerate as Lu Xun?It's a pity that Liu Xie didn't know how to cherish at all, so he gave up sleeping, sat up and asked, "Has Xingba come too?"

Lu Xun still had the same expression, but the corners of his mouth dropped a little.

"It should be here..."

"Don't you know?"

Lu Xun raised his eyebrows a little: "I only serve the emperor, I don't know about Gan Ning."

After finishing speaking, I felt a little presumptuous, so I added: "If the emperor wants to know the entourage, I will ask you here."

Sure enough, Liu Xie mentioned this topic again in two sentences:

"Gan Xingba's matter, if you don't ask Qing, why should you ask someone else?"

The corner of Lu Xun's mouth dropped a little: "I have nothing to do with Gan Ning."

Liu Xie asked: "It doesn't matter? Is it the love of fellow robes?"

Lu Xun raised his eyebrows a little more: "Your Majesty, do you want some tea?"

Liu Xie pointed at him and said, "Ah! Aiqing, with such a ladylike face, could it be that she had a fight with Xingba?"

More than 700 years ago, Lu Xun realized the essence of the differences between "aliens" and people on Earth with a very advanced consciousness—that is, the language barrier!

Liu Bei's facial paralysis is hesitant to speak, Guo Jia's facial paralysis is dozing off, Liu Xie's facial paralysis is unpredictable, and his Lu Xun's facial paralysis, how can he become a late mother's face! ?

Lu Xun, who didn't dare to growl, lowered his head silently, reflecting that his facial paralysis skill was too weak to reach the level.

Along the way, when they arrived at the Xutian Palace, King Ning became more and more arrogant. He opened the yellow gate and helped Liu Xie get out of the chariot. Is Boyan late again?"

Lu Xun, who didn't dare to growl, lowered his head silently. How could he have missed King Ning just now?This is a tall man with facial paralysis!Tall man!Tall man!

"Bo Yan!"

Lu Xun tilted his head, and under the colorful visual impact, he turned the boiling clamor in his heart into a silent breath, and sighed slowly.

The governor of Yizhou offered a lot of peacock feathers, and said that there were none in Changle Palace, and they all went to Gan Ning's head.

What crime did you do in your previous life to recognize such a guy?

When everyone walked past the two, their glances were double, one was the shock of the peacock's tail hair and the other was the inconceivability of Lu Xun...

Even an all-round talent like King Ning couldn't help staring directly above Gan Ning's head when talking to Gan Ning.

Lu Xun, as a literati whose appearance is quite commendable, what kind of aesthetic ability should he have to be able to walk with Gan Ning?

It’s just a lot of weird talk——

Thanks to everyone's understanding of Lu Shizhong's aesthetics to a certain extent, among the various scandals about the emperor's preference for masculinity, he, the one who is closest to the emperor every day, got out of the way.

In fact, as long as the emperor's aesthetics are not broken, it doesn't matter how Lu Xun's aesthetics are, but for some reason, everyone subconsciously thinks that as long as this person's aesthetics is broken, and his aesthetics is normal, then he has nothing to do with him.

Every time Gan Ning went to Beijing, he had to inquire about Lu Xun's gossip and rumors, nothing else, as long as he heard that Lu Xun was not involved in the matter of the Son of Heaven and King Ning, his expression was very straightforward.

As we all know, Gan Ning is a martial artist, and he has a well-known bad habit: when he sees a beauty, he will tease him, and the harder it is to fight, the braver he is.

The status of the emperor is too high, and there is King Tou Ning around him to circle the landmarks at any time, so he can't make fun of him, so he retreats to the next best thing and switches to Lu Xun.

After one year, two years and three years, the "contact" once, twice, and three times seemed like friends but not friends, enemies and not enemies, but the reason was quite simple: Gan Ning was full of vigor and high in martial arts. Naturally, he doesn't want to be inferior to others, but Lu Xun thinks very highly of himself, and usually treats others with gentleness and courtesy, a humble gentleman, and making friends with him is like a piece of music, but when he sees Gan Ning, Lu Xun suddenly becomes a "wife".

He himself thought it was called "facial paralysis". What does facial paralysis mean?In fact, facial paralysis can be understood casually, speechless, helpless, angry, happy, solemn, majestic, whatever.

Lu Xun's "facial paralysis" raised his eyebrows, and the corners of his mouth were slumped, which meant only one thing: I'm not happy!

This is called facial paralysis, this is Wanniang~

With Lu Xun's ability, a draw with Gan Ning should have been enough, but Gan Ning's cunning, cunning is at the most critical point, he will fall into Lu Xun's tricks, but no matter how he is tricked, as long as he finds out that he has been tricked No more face and no skin.

It's a pity that although Lu Xun's youth is full of wisdom, his hand-to-hand combat skills are unsightly, so that he keeps fighting and losing repeatedly!And every time you fail, you will be kissed by a wolf.

Over time, even the emperor couldn't help but praise: Qing and Gan Ning really love each other more than gold, and the love between the two is deep.

Lu Xun was full of grief and indignation, he couldn't speak clearly, he wished to tear Gan Ning into pieces, dig up his ancestor's grave and flog his corpse.

Fortunately, a loss is a blessing.How can I not get my shoes wet when I often walk by the river.If you want to deal with Er Pilian, you have to forge your own iron wall!

Lu Xun gained a lot of wisdom from a pitfall, and gradually got the essence of a gentleman's revenge for ten years. Since then, the battle with Gan Ning has won and lost, and it has become more and more exciting.

Others once worried about saying to the emperor, saying that both of them are humerus, but they are in their positions and do not seek a job. They only care about fighting bravely and need to be severely punished.

The emperor said with a smile: "No, it's really an act of sympathy and sympathy."

The onlookers are silent.

On the second day after arriving in Xutian, all the officials got their harvests, and the emperor hosted a banquet to reward them. Lu Xun, Gan Ning were all invited.

During the banquet, the emperor was slightly drunk and wanted the monarch and his ministers to have fun together. The ministers expressed their opinions, the military generals preferred a variety of operas, and the civil servants liked the music and the water.

It's good to play at first, but what's the point of wasting time and beautiful scenery for playing something?

Zhuge Liang was very alert. Seeing that the emperor frowned slightly and showed displeasure, he offered a plan to throw the pot.

This game is relatively simple. It sounds elegant, but it is actually very brain-dead. It can be played by individuals, but it can be used for gambling.

King Ning seconded with ulterior motives: It is inevitable that civil and martial arts will be against each other, but they can be divided into groups to decide the superiority, and finally they will compete for the first name.

Is this a civil and military rivalry?Or let all the officials below go to a duel?

The left and right are playing, the emperor agreed, and took two pieces of personal jade ornaments as a lottery.

The people rumored that the emperor had auspicious dragon spirit, and that during a severe drought, he could open holes and dig wells to get water. If he could get something close to him, he would surely be able to prolong his life for three generations.

So everyone tried their best to take the name of that head.

When civil and military separated, King Ning was pulled from left to right. In the end, the two played tricks, climbed up to accompany the driver, and simply avoided it.

Wen Hou was drunk and abstained.

After a showdown, Gan Ning, the reed flower chicken, won by a small margin in the general group, while Lu Xun won the championship in the civil servant group.

Enemies confront each other, so naturally no one will accept the other, and after drinking a lot of wine, he has become a little more courageous, although he will not blush and have a thick neck, but his eyes are like knives and murderous like arrows.

When the emperor saw it, he clapped his hands and laughed loudly: "Ai ai! It's exactly as Qing said..."

King Ning's "hush" almost whistled loudly before reminding the emperor—how did he say it?

The emperor smiled and said, "Anyway...start!"

Lu Xun sensed that something was wrong, but he had no choice but to shoot.

Gan Ning sneaked a glance at Lu Xun, who was drinking heavily, and his heart was thumping - Lu Xun was beautiful, and at this moment, his phoenix eyes were flowing, very charming, which really made people's heart itch.

"Your Majesty, I feel that since there is a competition, there must be a lottery." Gan Ning asked for an order.

The emperor was speechless, and his small eyes desperately aimed at the two jade ornaments held by Huangmen.

King Ning put the two jade ornaments into his arms very cheekily, and gave Gan Ning a wink - I can't let you worship in vain, this is a favor.

Gan Ning cupped his hands and said, "If I win, I will offer three bottles of wine to Gan Shizhong, and Gan Shizhong is not allowed to refuse."

Not to be outdone, Lu Xun said, "Your Majesty, if the minister wins, please reward General Gan with a foxtail skirt, so as to satisfy my wish to swim with General Gan holding hands."

an uproar...

Lu Xun really has a broken aesthetic~

Lu Xun was really black-hearted. If the other party was someone else, he would probably have to jump and scold his ancestors on the spot.

Who is Ke Ganning?Inserting bird feathers and hanging bells is extremely stinky, and the woman's clothes are not as fancy as his. Moreover, he is a little cautious at this time, and doesn't care about Lu Xun's blatant provocation.

"This..." The emperor stared, and all the officials raised their ears.If there is excitement, it's Sun Tzu who doesn't watch it. In other words, these two are facing each other, which is much better than Baixi.

King Ning glanced at Gan Ning meaningfully, and whispered in the emperor's ear.

After a while, the emperor smiled and agreed.

A pot with a thin neck and a big belly came to the field, and the two little yellow men each held a few arrows without arrowheads and stood beside them.

Gan Ning rarely showed some grace, and gave up his position to signal Lu Xun to shoot first.

Lu Xun was not polite, he focused on accurate vision, steady heart, and steady hands when throwing pots. He did not win by brute force. On the contrary, the more calm and serene he was, the less afraid he was.

In the first game, there were no accidents, both sides hit four arrows, no winner, each drink a bottle.

It was a fun drink, and Lu Xun didn't notice it at all.

In the second game, because there was an arrow in the bottle, it was more difficult, and Lu Xun was even more cautious.

Throw four arrows each in turn, still in the same position, and then drink a bottle each.

In the third game, Lu Xun became drunk, and the thin-necked pot in front of him changed from one to two and then three, and then he threw it again, and it was crooked...

All the civil servants sighed and regretted.

The generals were not very enthusiastic, it would not be good for Gan Ning to ask for a lottery, and drinking three bottles of wine is really boring, if he also asked Lu Shizhong to wear a dress, it would be a bit interesting.

The winner and loser have been decided, and Lu Xun drank the three bottles of wine recklessly.

The emperor followed the yellow gate and sent him down to rest. After a while, Gan Ning also quietly escaped.

I don't know how many places there were during this late spring night. Anyway, during the hunting the next day, neither Lu Xun nor Gan Ning showed up.