[Three Kingdoms] Small people's plan

When the imperial court first tried to set up a navy in Piaoyuyi, Youzhou, Cao Ang accompanied him to Yan State as the chief builder.

With Chang'an as the central capital, four new capitals were added, namely Yecheng in the east, Jiangling in the south, Dunhuang in the west, Yan in the north, and the capital in Xu called the capital of Guannei, as the deputy capital of Chang'an.

Because he wanted to use troops against Goguryeo, the emperor came to the northern capital, and the imperial court still lived in Chang'an, and only a core group accompanied him to the north.

After staying in Yan State for two days, Cao Ang went to Piaoyu Township, intending to launch the first warship before winter, but Lv Bu followed him, and he said convincingly: "The emperor said, we must guard against Goguryeo's sneak attack from the sea. Yan Guo, I suggest bringing troops here, I can't go into the water, but if they have the courage to come, I will teach them that they can't go back!"

Cao Ang looked at Lu Bu, looking speechless, folded his head and took out the map, ordered the local officials to come and see him, and hurried away.

Lu Bu wandered around him leisurely, helping him with pens and inks from time to time.

Later, he went to the seaside to look at the terrain. He didn't wear court clothes, but he was dressed in a short jacket, a cowhide belt, wrist guards, boots, and a bow and arrow hanging beside his saddle. No one recognized him as the famous Lu Bu.

Until the end of the day, the local officials and gentry invited Cao Ang to a banquet, saying: "Your Excellency is here for the first time, and the officials are not far away to welcome you. Prepare a small banquet. Please honor your Excellency and the generals under your tent..."

Cao Ang was surprised: "The general under the account?"

The leading official pointed at Lu Bu and Gao Shun who were standing beside the horses: "The generals are so mighty! You know how long you have been in the battlefield, and you are good at fighting."

Cao Ang laughed: "Oh~ he is not my subordinate, he is..."

Will it scare people straight?

Cao Ang hesitated.

But it’s not appropriate not to say anything. Lu Bu only made suggestions, but didn’t say that the emperor agreed, which means that he came here privately after making a suggestion. He didn’t have the emperor’s order, and he didn’t lead soldiers. This...

A group of officials in front of him were curiously waiting for the answer, Cao Ang thought: He did it himself, let him solve it by himself!cried: "Ah! Ay! Come here!"

You can be called moving without a first name or a surname. I think Lu Bu can understand that Cao Ang is the one who yelled like this. He immediately abandoned Gao Shun, came over wagging his tail, and asked happily, "What are you calling me for?"

Cao Ang said: "Master Li and the others hosted a banquet and invited you and me to the banquet, but they still don't know who you are."

Lu Bu said "Oh", turned around and bowed his hands to a group of officials: "Thank you, thank you! I am Lu Bu, General Longxiang, and I am named Fengxian."

……

After a breath, the people on the ground passed out.

The next day, I will go out to sea by boat, not far away, to see the Yamagata of the harbor.

Lu Bu was taught a lesson by Cao Ang. This time, instead of wearing an official uniform, he changed into a short shirt that fit his status. In fact, he had one or two ornaments of gold and jade on his body, but he suddenly became extravagant a lot of.

The subordinates around Cao Ang have long been accustomed to having an extra "temporary worker" from time to time, and they just smiled when they were snatched by Lu Bu, but they frightened the bunch of local officials who had been frightened the day before—

Wen Hou Lu Bu went to lead the horse...

Wen Hou Lu Bu went to play a fan...

Wen Hou Lu Bu went to bring teacups...

Wen Hou Lu Bu...

Lu Bu...

As soon as they boarded the ship, a group of officials had blue lips and white lips, with sweat dripping from their foreheads.

Cao Ang asked, "How are you all?" What's the matter?

An official said: "Your subordinates... feel dizzy, seasick."

Cao Ang looked at the cables that hadn't been untied, and then looked up at the sails that hadn't been set up. Well, the sun is a bit bright, isn't it?

When I got out of the sea, I was fresh for a while. Sailing on the sea is really different from being in rivers and lakes. Let alone the size of the waves. Standing on the side of the boat and looking down, the water in rivers and lakes is thorough, no matter how deep it is, you know It has a bottom.Sea water also has a bottom, and it is one thing to know in your heart, but you can’t see it when you look at it. The deep blue color is like a force that pulls those who look at it in.

Just talking about this feeling, rivers and lakes will not have it.

All kinds of sea fish come and go, and it’s boring to watch for a while.

The things introduced by the local officials, such as the temperature of the sea, the height of the waves, the low tide, high tide, fog, wind, etc., just listen to it with your ears. At first, Cao Ang can focus on the matter, looking at the place where the sea and the sky line, and so on. I feel uncomfortable, and I feel uncomfortable no matter where I look. I have a headache and gas in my stomach, so I have to talk more to divert my attention.

"That is to say, this cliff just blocks the strong wind, and the port is just right in the bay?"

"That's right! Please look, my lord, there are reefs on the outside of the cliff. If you enter the port from this side, if there is fog on the sea, or at night, it is extremely difficult to see, and it is very easy to hit the rocks and sink the ship!"

"Oh...so that's why we have to make a detour."

"Exactly."

Cao Ang remembered the roll of drawings that Zhuge Liang gave him before he left, saying that the idea was provided by the emperor, and he tried to draw it, but he hadn't made a real one yet.

He ordered people to find out the blueprint, and Cao Ang spread it out on the boat for officials familiar with maritime affairs to see.

"Everyone, please see that this is a painting by Master Zhuge Kongming. He told me that it is used for hidden reefs in the harbor, etc., to remind ships to enter the harbor or avoid danger. Please see if this tower is built on the cliff, can it save the trouble of entering the harbor against the wind?" For that part of the journey, the port is set at the southeast corner..."

Speaking of things, Cao Ang focused on going in and it was all right.

Lu Bu stared at the side for a while, unable to understand, the more he looked, the more dizzy he became.

Gao Shun found a grass mound and invited him to the deck to sit and rest in the wind.

It was probably the first time in his life that Lu Bu felt extremely uncomfortable. After holding on for a while, he couldn't do it anymore, so he hurriedly crawled out and sat down, but it didn't help.

After a while, Cao Ang heard an officer who understood say happily: "Lighthouse? This tower is really great! It's totally feasible!!" Relieved, he looked up and saw Lu Bu standing on the side of the ship, " Whoa, whoa!"

"Follow first!"

Cao Ang ran out in a hurry, Gao Shun stepped aside to get some tea, Cao Ang patted Lu Bu on the back and asked, "What's wrong?"

Lu Bu turned his face to look at him, and groaned, "Zixiu... ordered the boat to dock... Damn... this general is going to die..."

After returning from the Western Regions, it took a lot of effort to get a little whiter. It took more than a year. If I had known it would have been a trip to the sea, I vomited so pale for half an hour!It's like paper!

Cao Ang was so distressed that he hurriedly ordered: "Go to the shore! Go to the shore! Find the nearest place to go to the shore!!"

An official said: "Marquis Wen is seasick."

Cao Ang remembered: "Didn't you also get seasick when you got on the boat? Why are you all right now? Fengxian is not good anymore?"

That group of officials look at the sky, those who look at the sea look at the sea-people who grow up by the sea get seasick?Isn't that as funny as Lu Bu fainting?

Cao Ang said, find the nearest place to dock, so the ship actually docked at the nearest place...

"This……"

What is shore! ?It was clearly such a big rock at the foot of the cliff that a few people could barely stand on it.

All right!Anyway, when Lu Bu stepped on the ground, he immediately lay down on the rock, spread it out like dried fish, and was able to catch his breath, and he didn't have to vomit anymore.

Cao Ang had no choice but to say some polite words. Fortunately, the locals were used to seeing seasick people from other places, so they comforted them by saying that it would be good to take a few more boats. sun.

The sea breeze is gentle, the sky is high and the clouds are wide, the beautiful scenery is completely different from the inland, and there is Lu Bu beside him. Cao Ang is in a good mood, and he said with a smile: "In March, Pi'er will send troops again. Will you go this time?"

When I asked Lu Bu in Chang'an, Lu Bu said "must go" without any hesitation!

Cao Ang tried to reason with him, but if he didn't listen, his mind was filled with lead.

How many people are Cao Ang in his thirties, and Lu Bu... about forty people, although people like Huang Zhong are still serving the emperor, and he doesn't look old, but Huang Zhong is in charge of the Imperial Army, there are more things to do, there is no danger .

Lu Buyong was brave, he had suffered many injuries in the past, and he still wanted to go out to lead troops to conquer, not to mention the separation of the two places, Cao Ang was always worried when he heard the battle reports.

Cao Pi said that there is no one in his tent that he can't deal with. Only Lu Bu is a special case. He is usually fine, but he doesn't know how to turn his head when something happens. He always turns to something that even Pang Tong and Sima Yi can't guess. Direction, so that those two feel short-witted when they mention Lu Bu!

However, Lu Bu's prestige was too high, and Cao Pi couldn't restrain him when he was convulsed, so he had to recruit special tactics to deal with him every time.

All in all, Cao Ang couldn't mention Lv Bu in front of Cao Pi. When he mentioned it, Cao Pi could complain to his brother for a day without drinking saliva during the intermission.

Like this, let's go out to torment and torture my younger brother, what if I get caught in a tight siege or ambushed at some point?

Cao Ang really didn't dare to think about it.

So whenever you have a chance, you should ask Lu Bu this: You don't understand my concern?still go?Fuck!

Lu Bu hummed on the stone: "You write to Pi'er and ask him, this time the army is going by dry road? Water road?"

Cao Ang's eyebrows twitched: What do you mean?Why don't you go by water?

Before asking, Lu Bu said again: "My hands and feet are weak..."

Cao Ang laughed: "Get up when you feel better! It's normal to go back to rest, how can you do it here?"

Lu Bu Beier said weakly: "Going to take a boat?... I, I can't move~ Look..."

Cao Ang looked sideways, and Lu Bu pressed half of his face against the stone and said, "This stone is so icy! But... I don't even have the strength to turn over~~~"

Cao Ang: "..."

After a while, Lu Bu hummed too loudly, and Cao Ang helped him turn over.

Lu Bu seemed to have no strength at all. After turning over, he made a "pia" sound and slapped his arm on the stone.

The group of officials on the boat gathered together to watch from the window, and one of them said: "Ah! I said Mr. Cao was drying the fish, so it's turning around..."

If Lu Bu does not board the ship, he will not die.

Who can beat him?no one.

So that day, a group of personal guards and Gao Shun accompanied Lu Bu, using the anchors, ropes and other things found on the boat, they climbed over the cliffs and went through hardships to return to the official office.

When Lu Bu entered the room, Cao Ang was sitting by the couch.

Lu Bu was so moved: "You didn't sleep and waited for me~~~ Woohoo!"

Cao Ang said: "Ah? It's time, if I don't get up, can I tell the people below to wait for me?"

Fittingly, a rooster crowed outside——

Lu Bu_

Sure enough, the sun came out soon after.

After a few months, the initial results were achieved, and the emperor came in person.

Lu Bu had to get on the boat again to accompany him-if he rode a horse on the bank, could it be called accompanying?

Cao Ang has been paying attention to him all the time, and even asked for a medicine to be rubbed on both sides of his forehead, which is said to relieve the symptoms of seasickness.

Unexpectedly, the emperor and his younger brother are also a group of landlubbers.

Less than half an hour after boarding the ship, the emperor ordered to dock!Pick up the nearest place to dock! !

Cao Pi and Liu Xie took one side of the ship to vomit, and Lu Bu took the other side to vomit. Looking at these three, Cao Ang couldn't bear it anymore and joined.

Fortunately, Cao Ang had the foresight to find a place where he could walk to let the boat dock. Otherwise, it would be impossible to imagine the scene of Liu Xie climbing a rock in court clothes!

One month later, when Cao Ang sent troops to Goguryeo, he remonstrated to go by sea, but unfortunately lost one to two. Lu Bu was one, Cao Pi was one, and the dead remonstrance-the dry road!

Cao Ang was completely defeated, and the next court dealt with the two disobedient ones, and that's all.