[Three Kingdoms] Small people's plan

Gan Ning had no choice but to drag Lu Xun into the water.

"You and I were never born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but we want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day!" Gan Ning said affectionately as he took Lu Xun's hand.

Lu Xun said: "If you want to die together, how can there be so much nonsense!"

Gan Ning shook his head profoundly: "Bo Yan, you don't understand this. It means the same thing, but if you say it poetically, the effect will be quite different! Do you think Zihuan is fascinated by the emperor?"

Lu Xun slapped Gan Ning on the back of the head, and said, "Speaking from your beak, I believe the effect is very different!"

Gan Ning wanted to cry, but everyone praised him for his good looks, why Lu Xun couldn't see it?

The emperor's order has been issued, and the two have no choice but to find a way to make things beautiful, or, what should the two irrational in their fighting spirit find someone to vent their anger on?

Gan Ning wanted to order his men, all the elite, and went to deal with Cao Pi in the dark at night, but was stopped by Lu Xun, who dragged him to another direction first.

Gan Ning was not stupid at all, he immediately came to his senses: "Who do you want to ask for help?"

Lu Xun said, "Guo Jia!"

Eight miles outside the city, there is Yishan Mountain, with huge rocks and springs everywhere. Those who like elegance build pavilions here. You build one and others build another. Slowly, the whole small Yishan Mountain is connected into a whole, and the scenery is everywhere. , everywhere indecent.

Guo Jia was in poor health, and Liu Xie would not ask him for advice in his spare time, but only gave him a job, enjoying a good salary and not working, and often spent half a day in Yishan, sleeping and playing for half a day.

When we arrived at the thatched gate at the pass of Yishan Mountain, we heard a drunkard shouting madly inside. Gan Ning didn't understand a single word he said, so he stood still and refused to go in.

Lu Xun was amused, so he had to wait outside while he went in to search Guo Jia.

Gan Ning stood for a while, thirsty from the sun, took out his wine bag to drink, a carriage approached and stopped aside, Gan Ning drank by himself, without looking at anyone, only heard: "Gan Ning Xingba! Did I see it wrong? How could I see Gan Xingba in Yishan?"

Zhuge Liang got out of the car with the feather fan, and before he got down, he saw Gan Ning through the window, he didn't know whether he was really scared or made a fuss on purpose.

Not in the court hall, Gan Ning didn't bother to salute, sat on the stone with his legs aside, looked at Zhuge Liang and asked, "Come to see Guo Fengxiao?"

Don't think that all military generals are careless, Lu Bu, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei can only represent themselves, not the group of generals.

Sure enough, when he said this, Zhuge Liang's little eyes were sinister enough.

If Zhuge Liang is compared to a book, it will now be a black leather book.

Zhuge Liang stopped rushing in, and came over to ask Gan Ning for a drink. Gan Ning thought he was smart, but forgot that his smartness was "relative". Seeing that Zhuge Liang's servants took the bowl from the carriage, he shared it with him. After drinking wine for Zhuge Liang, the two sat on a rock under the shade of a tree and talked.

After a while, Zhuge Liang smiled and asked, "Why hasn't Boyan come out yet? I told you to wait here."

Gan Ning was dissatisfied: "If Feng Xiao is drunk, I won't be surprised at night! If he doesn't come out, I will go!"

Zhuge Liang smiled: "If you're really drunk, you won't be able to ask what you want to ask. If Xingba doesn't dislike it, I'd rather give you some advice."

Gan Ning's eyes lit up, he clapped his hands and said, "Why did you forget! That's right! You can ask Kong Ming!"

Then he said: "No, no, no... This matter must be kept secret."

Zhuge Liang's face was full of curiosity, and he cupped his hands and begged: "What's the matter? Xingba, just tell me! You told me, I will never tell others, and I promise to give you the best idea, Let your troubles go away, okay?"

Gan Ning propped up his legs, pointing at Zhuge Liang: "Promise?" It seems that Gan Ning thought that he played "playing hard to get" very well, it's poor.

Zhuge Liang nodded again and again, and Gan Ning told Liu Xie and Cao Pi that they had a quarrel and ordered him to tie Cao Pi to see him.

Zhuge Liang thought about the feathers on the fan for a while, then smiled and said, "What Boyan and you are worried about is nothing more than the group of personal guards around Zihuan."

Gan Ning said: "Not only that, if I can't be tied up, the emperor will be angry with me, if it is done, Zihuan will be angry with me, both sides will always offend one side, hey!"

Zhuge Liang said: "What's so difficult about this? You didn't tie it up. Zihuan can't blame you. I have a plan to make Zihuan fall into the trap...cough! Since he went to the palace, he went by himself. Who is to blame? Your Majesty When you see someone, you will return to life."

Gan Ning's eyes lit up immediately: "What's the plan? Tell me!"

Zhuge Liang said: "It's not difficult to tell you, but if Boyan knows about this plan, I'm afraid he won't help you."

Gan Ning leaned over: "Let's listen."

Zhuge Liang pressed Gan Ning's ear and covered his mouth with a fan, and after a while he said: "Bo Yan acted safely, which is a good thing, but this time, if he is not at ease, he won't help you. I'll tell you how to do it yourself. Decide whether to use it or not! If it fails, don’t rely on me.”

Gan Ning patted his chest and said, "If you help me, I'll rely on you? Am I Gan Xingba this kind of person?"

Zhuge Liang said: "Yes! I shouldn't underestimate you, I'm going in."

Gan Ning said, "When you see Boyan, tell him to come out."

Zhuge Liang agreed to go to the thatched door, turned his back, and smiled like a fox.

Guo Jia was drunk, and the reason why Lu Xun didn't ask anyone else was because of the others, Zhuge Liang, Xun You, Xun Yu, etc., they saw each other every day, and if one knew about it, the others would know about it sooner or later. If Liu Xie found out about his private affairs Being passed around by the courtiers, the first unlucky one was either Lu Xun, who was close to him, or Gan Ning, who was in charge of affairs.So I can only ask Guo Jia.

Regardless of whether Guo Jia is sleepwalking or drunk all day long, what to say and what not to say are the most clear!

God knows whether his head is dizzy or sober?Maybe it wasn't him who was dizzy, but the person who thought he was dizzy.

Zhuge Liang walked outside the bamboo pavilion where Guo Jia likes to sleep on his side most, and saw Lu Xun sitting on the stone bench, stretching his head to look inside from time to time, Zhuge Liang smiled again, went around the front, strolled to the back, and looked at Lu Xun who was sitting outside the door. He fanned Guo Jia from an invisible angle.

Guo Jia's eyelids trembled, he opened his eyes and saw him, but before he could make a sound, Zhuge Liang blocked his mouth with his finger: "Shhh—"

After chirping, chirping, chirping, Guo Jia was paralyzed.

Zhuge Liang smiled and said, "Just wait and see the fun! Haha..."

Guo Jia sighed, and muttered: "Those who offend Kong Ming, how tragic..."

Gan Ning!No one can save you this time, why dare you pull out the fox's beard?

Lu Xun waited until the sun went down and Guo Jia didn't wake up, so he had no choice but to find a way down the mountain, thinking that he couldn't leave Gan Ning alone, or if he really "tied" him, what would happen?

I don't know how Gan Ning's brain grows, the emperor said to tie him up, is he really tied up?Let's start, it's one thing to tie Cao Pi up or not, but if tied in front of the emperor, the emperor's heart aches, and Gan Ning is the unlucky one.

No way, I can only talk to Cao Pi to see if I can persuade Cao Pi to go back to the palace and confess his mistake to Liu Xie.

Unexpectedly, after going down the mountain, Gan Ning said, "I have a solution, Boyan, you have to help me!"

Lu Xun was surprised: "What can you do?"

Gan Ning said: "Go back to the palace and secretly take out the emperor's clothes, so I can trick Zihuan into the car, close the car door, and drag him into the palace. In this way, I will deliver him to the emperor, and Zihuan will be fine." It’s not impolite, and you didn’t really tie him up, how about it?”

When Lu Xun heard it, it was really a solution, and it was easier than him trying to persuade Cao Pi——Cao Pi's temper, he pretended to be stupid and pretended to be stupefied, and he didn't get involved. He had his own views and ways of doing things, and no one could persuade him. of.

As a literati, Lu Xun ignored the biggest bug in Gan Ning's dialect: the wall of the carriage is no different from a layer of paper to the generals.

Cao Pi's poems and proses have been handed down a lot, and most people will ignore his other identity-the King Ning who fought on horseback.

At that moment, Lu Xun went back to the palace to get a set of regular clothes that Liu Xie was used to wearing recently and gave them to Gan Ning. Gong went with Liu Xie.

After Gan Ning got the clothes, he found a subordinate who looked a bit like Liu Xie, put them on, and then drove the carriage to Cao Pi's annex.

Having said that, a paragraph must be inserted.

Not long ago, there was a case not long ago. A candidate who entered Beijing was robbed halfway.

If something like this happens to a woman, the number of copies is normal, and the local government will catch the thief and deal with it strictly, but this is a man who was robbed, and there is no law to follow. Come.

Liu Ye couldn't keep a low profile even if he wanted to keep a low profile about this kind of thing that made everyone in the world drop their jaws.

King Ning had the military power, so he clearly didn't dare to offend him, and if he couldn't get used to masculinity, he took the opportunity to attack him.

Words—the world is going downhill, morality is degraded, and it is not safe for a man to walk alone. What kind of world is this?Ask the emperor to deal with it strictly, and at the same time, clean up the atmosphere.

There are quite a few seconders, a dozen or so.

Their point is very clear, the emperor can't be wrong, and it is Cao Pi who disturbed the atmosphere.

It seems that no matter how much territory Cao Pi conquered and how much borderland he stabilized, as long as he has a relationship with Liu Xie that makes them despise, he is a treacherous official who will bring disaster to the country, but he doesn't want to let them breathe the peaceful air safely , If you are full of food and drink, you can talk nonsense like an old woman if you eat too much.

That day, Liu Xie blew up.

Cao Pi also exploded.

The two people have different ways of blowing hair, but they are both too much to eat!

Cao Pi did not express anything in the court, and he did not express anything when he came down, but that day, several of those who stood up to speak were sick or injured, almost unable to go to court again, some ate snacks given by others, and some Being dragged into an alley...

And Cao Pi didn't leave the palace at all that day, and stayed with him in the palace all the time.

In a word, as long as he remains expressionless in court, most people will help him vent his anger.

The next day, Cao Pi visited his friends everywhere, asking them not to cause trouble, and those who suffered a loss should quickly prepare gifts to thank him, otherwise the consequences will be unpredictable.

Liu Xie said directly in the court hall: "Someone robs the road, why don't you catch the robbers, but blame the pedestrians with property?" Don't open your eyes!

Liu Ye understood, and made a law the next day, making it the same crime as raping a woman.

Things were going like this at first, but those few were not convinced, and even rumored that it was not safe for men to walk, and that they could not walk alone without a companion.

Liu Xie asked Liu Ye to investigate, and it was those few who did it, and ordered them to be released, because there were only a few of them, and they did it very simply, and none of them survived to take office.

This matter will probably become a stain on Liu Xiecun's history books, but he would rather be criticized by later generations than let Cao Pi be wronged for him.