[Three Kingdoms] Small people's plan

Lu Bu let go of his hand after repeatedly saying that he would give up the idea of ​​turning grass into a bandit.

Chen Gongdao: "Is the emperor thinking the same as the minister, going east to Xuzhou!"

Lu Bu was surprised: "If you want to go to Xuzhou, you have to pass through Yanzhou, how can Cao Cao agree!?"

Chen Gong said: "You don't need to ask Cao Cao. The whole army passed by at night. Xuzhou Mu Taoqian is loyal to the court and is a man of benevolence. Although Xuzhou has few soldiers in his hands, the people are rich and the food and wages are abundant. What's the difficulty in recruiting troops? Yuan Shao, Yuan Shu, Gongsun Zan, and Cao Cao are entrenched outside. They all want to get Xuzhou and then control the Central Plains. If we arrive in Xuzhou and issue an announcement that the emperor has rebuilt the imperial court in Xuzhou and ordered them to come to worship, although we have few troops, But it can let them contain each other, attack each other, and mediate from it!"

Not to mention Lu Bu and others, even Liu Xie was taken aback!

He just wanted to avoid the princes from all walks of life and settle somewhere, but he didn't expect Chen Gong to point directly at the center of the fierce battle between the princes!

If this is not a daydream, then it is a well-thought-out plan!

Liu Xie secretly rejoiced that Chen Gong was not dragged to death by Lu Bu like in the novel, as long as Lu Bu is willing to listen to Chen Gong, why not worry about major events!

Chen Gong asked Liu Xie: "Your Majesty also thinks so?"

Liu Xie shook his head: "I don't think so."

Lu Bu asked: "Could it be that the emperor still wants to find a mountain?"

Liu Xie said, "Pass through Hangu first."

Eight thousand cavalry drove day and night again, passed Hangu, and arrived at a place called Liu County in Gucheng.

Lu Bu reported his family name, and the county magistrate gave up the county government, and went to the people's homes by himself, watching with trepidation.

People who practiced martial arts were fine, Chen Gong couldn't take it anymore, even Liu Xie, who got off his horse was carried into the house by Lu Bu, and he couldn't even lift his feet up the stairs.

In the evening, the county magistrate ordered someone to slaughter a donkey, and took the donkey to the county government to present it to Lu Bu.

"Last year, there was a severe drought in the Central Plains, and there was no grain harvest. This year is a bit better, but this time is still far away from the autumn harvest, and every family has no food left over to feed their livestock. The next official searched for every family, and only found this donkey. Please, General Forgive me, don't blame me."

Lu Bu waved his hand, the county magistrate put away the food and hurriedly left.

Liu Xie ran out from behind to take a look, and said disappointedly, "Why are you so thin?"

Chen Gong sighed, Lu Bu smiled and said, "This donkey is not enough for the emperor to eat? Be careful and it will make your stomach hurt."

Liu Xie asked: "I eat? Then what do you eat?"

Lu Bu pointed to a few dustpan pancakes and vegetable porridge in the cauldron and said, "I'll just eat this. I want to drink porridge with dry food to satisfy my hunger along the way!"

Liu Xie shook his head: "No, no, I eat meat alone, but I tell you to eat the thick flour pancakes and vegetable porridge. You ask all the generals to come. Although this donkey is not enough for every soldier, the generals share it, and each of them still has a mouthful." of."

Chen Gong sighed again.

When Lu Bu wanted to speak, Liu Xie said, "You won't listen to such a trivial matter?"

Lu Bu said: "It's not that you don't listen. The ministers and others have brought their own wine bags. With wine, everything is enough. The emperor will not care about it."

Liu Xie's stubborn temper came up, and he shouted: "I drink too! I want to see how good this thing is, can it be better than meat!?"

Lu Bu persuaded again, Liu Xie stomped his feet and walked all over the house, but he couldn't persuade him anymore, so he had to call all the generals in, and gathered around a lame table, eating in groups.

The soldiers roasted the donkey meat over a fire in the garden, and the smell of the meat wafted in after a while.

Liu Xie took the only pottery bowl without a gap, swallowed the sour vegetable porridge and said, "Marquis Wen said he wanted to drink porridge after eating too much dry food, why are you looking at me? Eat!"

Lu Bu ordered: "Eat!"

Only then did everyone work together, fetching noodle cakes, scooping vegetable porridge, and eating with relish the smell of meat in the garden.

The military generals took a few sips of wine and became more courageous. They whispered first, and then began to slap the table and laugh.

Except for Gao Shun, he is more elegant than Chen Gong, he doesn't drink too much, and he doesn't yell loudly, he is a rare person.

Liu Xie refused to give up, and asked Lu Bu for a bowl of wine after drinking the vegetable porridge.

Chen Gongdao: "This is wine from Kansai, it's very strong, the emperor can't stand it, eat some meat and go rest later!"

Liu Xie snorted, took a sip, swallowed slowly, put the bowl on the table, and looked at the bowl solemnly.

Lu Bu laughed, "Is your throat hot?"

Liu Xie ignored him and let the wine slowly flow down his throat and into his belly.

What kind of wine did you not drink in your previous life?Wuliangye, Erguotou, Moutai, Remy Martin, what other dry red, sparkling wine, beer, how can I lose to the thing in the glass! ?

Not long after the donkey meat was roasted, the soldiers put it on the table. Lu Bu took a knife and cut a piece of hind leg meat, cut it small and put it in front of Liu Xie.

The spicy taste in Liu Xie's throat passed away, and he gradually tasted the taste, but he didn't care about the meat anymore, took another sip of wine, and swallowed it slowly.

Chen Gong said with a smile: "I can't tell, the emperor can still drink this kind of strong wine."

Seeing that the generals were all looking at him, Liu Xie knew that if he didn't move the meat, no one would dare to move it. He didn't use chopsticks, so he reached out and grabbed a piece, chewed it and said, "What are you waiting for? This donkey is so thin!"

Lv Bu nodded, and everyone put their hands together, then Lv Bu cut a piece and put it in front of Chen Gong, Gao Shun and Song Xian also gave the cut meat to Chen Gong first.

Chen Gong was overjoyed.

He had already drunk it, and had some meat to drink. After a while, he talked about the horse breeds in the army from Li Jue. Lu Bu talked to his subordinates for a while, and suddenly heard Chen Gong say: "Your Majesty, don't drink any more!"

Lu Bu turned his head, and the little emperor next to him touched his wine pouch at some point, and was pouring wine into his bowl.

Lu Bu was shocked: "You've finished that bowl!?"

Liu Xie snorted, Lu Bu snatched the wine bag, and glared at Lu Bu dissatisfied.

"Bring it!"

Lu Bu shook his head: "This wine is very strong, even if the emperor is not afraid, he should not drink too much."

Liu Xie stretched out his hand: "Bring it!"

Lu Bu put his hand to the side, quietly handed the wine bag to Chen Gong, Chen Gong took it, and winked at the others—all of them put the wine away.

Liu Xie's little face was as red as a barbecue...

Dissatisfied with himself, he stretched out his hand to Lu Bu and said, "Bring it! I want you to bring it!"

Everyone laughed secretly, and encouraged Lu Bu with their eyes: You have to hold on!

Liu Xie said: "I am the king, you are the minister, you don't obey the king's order!"

Chen Gong sighed: "Drunk..."

But Liu Xie heard it, yelling that he was not drunk, seeing that Lu Bu did not waver, his greasy little hands fumbled in the front of his clothes, took out a bag of things and threw it on the table, saying: "Open!"

Lu Bu tore apart the cloth knot and looked, shocked.

Everyone at the table was also stunned.

Satisfied, Liu Xie held the wine bowl and said with a smile: "These are the most valuable items in the palace! Everything is priceless! I will give it to you, and the wine to me!!!"

The fist-sized luminous pearl emits a warm soft light that fills the room, completely suppressing the light of the oil lamp, and illuminating other items in the baggage.

Coral beads as red as blood are spread at the bottom, there is no trace of blemish in the suet jade pendant, the exquisitely crafted golden silk and silver thread hair crown, and an emerald unicorn with a golden bead in its mouth, these four pieces They all packed them in small bags individually——

Liu Xie smiled and pointed at the unicorn and said: "It is said that before carving, the gold liquid flowed into the cracks on the jadeite, and it was frozen inside and could not be removed. The craftsman had a whim and carved it into a unicorn with a golden bead in its mouth."

Lu Bu knew these things, these were Dong Zhuo's most valuable possessions in Meiwu, they were confiscated in Meiwu and sent to the palace, but Liu Xie brought them out.

Four sides of hibiscus are carved on the coral bead, and the petals are finely detailed; the suet jade tentacles are warm, and if you let go for a long time and then touch them, they are still warm; Make up the Tengyun base, on which there are two dragons playing with beads, and the scales on the dragon's body are clearly visible!

Everyone was speechless, Liu Xie drank the bowl of wine that was poured later, and grabbed Lu Bu's clothes to ask for wine.

"If you don't dare to ask for these four pieces, I still have them!"

Everyone looked around, Liu Xie opened his clothes a little, revealing his delicate neck, and said, "Look!"

There are no less than dozens of necklaces of various pearls and jade hanging on that thin neck...

Everyone prostrates...

Sure enough, he was very wise, and even brought gold and silver with him when he ran for his life.

Lu Bu thought to himself: No wonder the little emperor is much heavier than usual, and he thought he was fat.

Liu Xie took off the necklace with a "crash clatter", turned his neck and said, "It's so much lighter!"

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Lv Bu was so clever that he stood up and carried Liu Xie into the inner room, and everyone heard a chaotic sound of "Dingling Dangling".

Lu Bu said, "Sleep when you're full!"

Liu Xie called loudly: "I want to drink!"

There was another noise, and Lu Bu came out with the things in both hands, all of which were shiny and blinding jewelry, and threw them into the small bag, which couldn't hold it anymore——

Chen Gong silently handed the cloth that had just been spread on the lame table, which everyone thought was dirty, to Lu Bu, and Lu Bu pocketed everything, tied it up and carried it inside.

It was only then that everyone realized that not only was it hanging around the little neck, but there were many more around Ganqing's whole body!