[Three Kingdoms] Small people's plan

On this day, Zhong Yao was unwell, so he asked for leave and did not enter the palace, but only brought a message for Liu Xie to study by himself.

Sima Yi winked at Zhong Yu, and Zhong Yu ran to Liu Xie's side and whispered in his ear, "Your Majesty, I brought in some good things from the outside. Your Majesty, let the little yellow gate go out first."

Zhong Yu was in charge of Ming Pavilion, and Cao Cao usually didn't ask about the affairs of Ming Pavilion, and Zhong Yao punished him if he wanted to be punished. Liu Xie had the courage to wonder what Zhong Yu was so excited about?

"What?"

As he asked, he waved his hand to let Huang Men all back out.

Zhong Yu frantically took out a roll of bamboo slips from his sleeve, and opened two pieces for Liu Xie to read.

Liu Xie looked at the words "erotic pictures" and coughed, "This..."

He doesn't have anything yet, just show him this...

As soon as he leaned back, Sima Yi went to the back, sat down very affectionately, and put his arm around Liu Xie's shoulders—sometimes the two of them secretly drank some wine together in Ming Pavilion, and they would hook up like this.

"The emperor dare not look at it?"

With a word of sarcasm, Sima Yi nodded to Zhong Yu, and Zhong Yu opened the bamboo slips with a "crash", and there were more than a dozen couples of male and female copulating pictures on it, all of them were illuminated at once.

Liu Xie was not as embarrassed as the two thought, blushing, his eyes widened, and he was immediately attracted by those pictures.

Although the picture is simple and not as exciting as the videos and movies on the Internet, but I haven't seen it in so many years, and my heart beats faster when I see it.

Zhong Yu was in front, seeing Liu Xie's expression seriously, and gave Sima Yi a tricky wink, but Cao Pi on the other side was puzzled.

Cao Pi frowned and raised his neck, but Sima Yi's broad shoulders blocked what Liu Xie was looking at.

Cao Pi had to stand up.

Before Sima Yi opened his mouth, Liu Xie said without turning his head, "Zihuan, tell the little yellow gate outside to get some snacks and tell them to hurry up. You wait at the gate."

Cao Pi had no choice but to go to the door. When he got there, he turned his head and saw Sima Yi's hand on Liu Xie's shoulder sliding up and down. Zhong Yu licked his face and leaned towards Liu Xie's face.

Cao Pi didn't ask Huangmen to get some refreshments, but walked out along the pavilion bridge, walked to the Quhe Hall, looked at the distance, Ming Pavilion couldn't hear any movement here, so he sat down on the edge of the well.

Following him, a little yellow door said: "Young Master Pi, how dangerous this place is, you can sit somewhere else!"

Cao Pi shook his legs and said, "What's the danger?"

Before he finished speaking, he leaned back, and there was no one on the edge of the well!

Little Huangmen was stunned, and when he heard a "boom" in the well, he yelled and rushed to the edge of the well to look in. Cao Pi rolled inside, his little head bobbing and sinking.

There is a small yellow door shouting: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty..."

Someone who was smarter called to take the rope, and shouted: "What's the use of calling the emperor!? Go out and invite Mr. Cao Sikong to come! If Mr. Cao is not here, Mr. Xun Yu and Mr. Xun should be there, hurry up and call!"

The small yellow gates split up to work immediately, and the rope was quickly found. It was a long rope for hanging curtains, and it was enough to throw it down, but Cao Pi was very panicked and couldn't hold it firmly. When they pulled, he slipped his hands and struggled inside. Fortunately, the head was always exposed.

Not long after, Cao Cao came. He was discussing matters with several adults in the proclamation room. Before he left the palace, he turned pale and ran in when he heard that Cao Pi had fallen into the well.

Several other people heard it and followed suit.

Hearing Cao Cao shout and ask: "Where's Pier!?"

Cao Pi immediately burst into tears in the well. Cao Cao looked at the situation and asked the palace guards who followed him to tie a rope around their waists and fall down, and hugged Cao Pi to pull them up together.

At the beginning of autumn, the weather was still hot, but Cao Pi's small mouth was blackened by the freezing of the well water.

Asking someone to send Cao Pi to see the imperial physician, Cao Cao was furious.

How did Cao Pi play alone in the palace until he fell into the well during the teaching time! ?

What about the little emperor and the other two?

When I asked Huangmen, Huangmen said: "The emperor, Mr. Sima and Mr. Zhong didn't come out of Ming Pavilion."

Cao Cao said: "Since you didn't come out, why do so many of you come here instead of serving the emperor?"

Xiao Huangmen said: "Your Majesty, don't wait on him, drive out all the servants, there are still a few people waiting outside Ming Pavilion."

Cao Cao felt more and more strange, so he refused to report and went straight to Ming Pavilion.

As soon as he stepped in, he saw Zhong Yu slammed into the table behind in a panic, covering his waist.

Zhong Yu's actions let Liu Xie and Sima Yi know that someone was coming from outside, Sima Yi hurriedly let go, knelt down obediently, looking calm, but his face turned pale with fright.

Seeing Cao Cao, Liu Xie knew something bad, pretended to be calm, and wrapped the erotic picture, trying to stuff it into his sleeve when Cao Cao didn't see it clearly.

Cao Cao walked over a few steps and stretched out his hand to Liu Xie.

Liu Xie said innocently: "Ai Qing is here? Is there something wrong?"

Seeing that he refused to give it, Cao Cao didn't dare to follow up to Ming Pavilion, and snatched the bamboo slip from Liu Xie's hand: "What is the emperor looking at?"

Even Liu Xie couldn't hold on, showing a look of fear.

Cao Cao looked at it, and his expression didn't change much. He just lifted up the bamboo slips and threw them on the floor next to Liu Xie. His eyes swept over Zhong Yu and Sima Yi, and he asked, "Who brought it into the palace!?"

Sima Yi knelt down without saying a word.

Zhong Yu was in a mess, Liu Xie was the emperor, Cao Cao would not blame him too much, so he cast his eyes on Sima Yi for help.

Cao Cao said, "Sima Yi! Is that you?"

Sima Yi said: "It's not me, Lord Sikong doesn't believe it, you can ask the emperor."

Liu Xie bit the bullet and said: "It's just a scroll of erotic pictures, what's there..."

Cao Cao ignored him and walked up to Zhong Yu: "Is that what Zhong Yu brought in?"

Zhong Yu cried in fright: "Yes, I brought it in, but... it is..."

Sima Yi said: "You bought it, don't fall on me."

Surprised, Liu Xie looked at Sima Yi.

Zhong Yu cried: "You, you... You said that the emperor must have never seen it. If you show it to the emperor, you must, must find someone to play with... There is no one besides us beside the emperor... ..."

Cao Cao heard the way, and said to the outside: "Come here, Zhong Yu violated the palace rules, dragged out and beat thirty sticks, Sima Yi's accomplice, twenty sticks!"

The guards from outside swarmed in, dragged Zhong Yu and Sima Yi out, and the Huangmen who were on duty punished them together.

Cao Cao sat down and looked at Liu Xie: "Does the emperor want to fill the harem?"

Liu Xie blinked, guessing Cao Cao's original intention, and said, "What? I just haven't seen it before, I'm just curious, that picture looks interesting."

He had no choice but to pretend to be naive.

Cao Cao asked: "How interesting?"

Liu Xie said: "It looks like a fight, why is it called a erotic picture? Can't you watch it?"

He was pretending, his acting skills were not bad, his eyes were clear and there was no sign of shyness, which even made Cao Cao puzzled.

"The emperor doesn't know what the picture is, why was the minister busy hiding it when he came in?"

Liu Xiedao: "The Grand Tutor does not allow them to bring things into the palace. They have brought windmills in the past, and were punished by the Grand Tutor, so...seeing Sikong, I feel a little..."

"Are you afraid?" Cao Cao said with a smile, "The emperor is afraid of his ministers?"

Liu Xie withdrew his hand on the case, Cao Cao smiled deeper, touched the ruler from the side of Zhong Yao's table and said in his hand: "I have already punished Zhong Yu and Sima Yi, and the emperor knows that he should not watch them take them from outside the palace." But I still read it, and I must be punished.”

Liu Xie slowly stretched out his hand trembling, Cao Cao held the fingertips, and with a "snap", Liu Xie shrank his shoulders.

Cao Cao said: "This is for the Taifu."

Having said that, he hit him four more times, seeing that Liu Xie's palm was so red that it would break if he hit it again, and he looked so wronged that he was about to cry, so he put down the ruler and went out.

Zhong Yu and Sima Yi were sent home by Cao Cao's order, Zhong Yao was fined three months by Taifu, and Zhong Yu could no longer enter the palace to accompany him.

Even so, Zhong Yu was not miserable. That day, four Huangmen were killed outside the Ming Pavilion, and Liu Xie didn't dare to look over there when he came out of it.

Liu Xie's palms were swollen from the beating, and he went up to court with his hands covered for several days.

All the ministers inquired and inquired, and then asked about the matter. When they heard that the little emperor was punished for peeking at the erotic pictures, the old ministers looked at the sky and sighed.

Liu Xie just thought the incident was over, and within two days, he woke up from his afternoon nap and heard the laughter of many women outside Qingliang Hall.

Liu Xie sat up and thought: there is no woman in the palace, Cao Cao pushed everything until after his coronation ceremony, how could there be a woman's voice?

Besides, outside the emperor's bedroom, it was the time when he was taking a nap at noon, so there are maids in the palace, shouldn't they be laughing outside the Qingliang hall?

Unable to sleep because of the noise, I asked Huangmen to wait for the change of clothes, walked out of the side hall and saw that there were dozens of teenage girls standing beside the quiet clear water pools outside Qingliang hall, some of them were holding hands by the pool. The water was talking and laughing, some were shaking fans under the eaves, and some boldly took off their shoes and stood in the shallow water to play in the water.

Liu Xie understood - Cao Cao was trying him.

Turning around and leaving would be too much of a cover-up, so Liu Xie simply stood in the shade and watched.

After a while, they seemed to know that the little emperor was looking at them, so those who hid from the shade also stood by the water's edge, posing in a slim shape, and those in the water laughed wantonly, raising the hem of their skirts to their knees Above, also wet the whole body.

Huangmen beside him asked: "Your Majesty, is there anyone you like?"

Liu Xie asked innocently: "Do you want to stay in Qingliang Palace? But don't you already have you by my side? What can they do? My clothes are made by Shangyi. If they don't embroider flowers...that's what to do." What?"

That Huangmen cleared his throat, and there was a rather deep smile on his face, which was half-embarrassed.

"...Give it, give it... for the emperor to play with."

Liu Xie clapped his hands: "That's how it is!"

Huang Men thought he understood, and was about to breathe a sigh of relief when Liu Xie stretched out his hand and said, "Bring your sweat towel."

Huangmen "?" Offered a sweat towel.

Liu Xie took a sweat towel and walked towards the pool. Seeing that he had finally come out, the group of girls hurried ashore to adjust their clothes, and knelt down gracefully: "My lord, long live my emperor, long live, long live——"

It's not that they are not beautiful enough, or that their bodies are not soft enough, and it's not that their voices are not sweet enough.

But knowing that Cao Cao was watching somewhere, or waiting for someone to report back somewhere, Liu Xie couldn't get up at all.

Thinking of the skills of Master Bao in a Dream of Red Mansions, Liu Xie learned it.