[Three Kingdoms] Small people's plan

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What is Liu Xie doing?

Someone who thinks he is still a common man is holding a piece of plum blossom stuffed pancake in his mouth, baking a stove, drinking a little wine and thinking about the future.

Yuan Shu's defeat is certain, but he has been on the side for a long time, his strength is not weak, and it is not a matter of a day or two before he loses.

From Dong Zhuo to Cao Cao, including the current Yuan Shu, each person has a different temper, which is difficult to deal with.

Dong Zhuo is a pure general and a rough man, he can be fooled by his young age.

Cao Cao was suspicious, so he had to walk on thin ice when he was in Cao Cao's hands. When he slept and dreamed, he was tied up and couldn't move.

As for Yuan Shu, although he didn't have too many restraints, he was also the most perverted, extravagant and full of dirty thoughts.

Back then, Liu Bei could be chosen because not many people knew the emperor. If he wanted to choose now, he had to first see if the other party had a foothold and a basis for survival.

Otherwise, it would be a trivial matter to transfer from one hand to another. God knows what vices these people have! ?

Seeing that the situation was getting more and more chaotic and turned into a big fight, Liu Xie was extremely sad.

Picking up the wine bottle, raising the brocade curtain, looking at Luoxue with emotion:

"When is the spring flower and autumn moon, how much do you know about the past, the small building was windy last night, and the homeland can't bear to look back in the moonlight..."

Bite a pancake, drink a sip of wine, and continue to feel melancholy:

"The carved railings and jade bricks should still be there, but Zhu Yan has changed. I ask you how much you can worry. It's like a river of spring water flowing eastward..."

Sun Quan came in from the outside and said with a black line on his forehead, "Pig, you have to swallow the pancakes in your mouth before you recite poems. It sounds strange. I thought your tongue was hurt."

Liu Xie raised his sleeve and wiped a bit of scum off his face. He flicked his sleeve and said indifferently: "If you have flowers, you must break them, but if you have wine, you will be drunk today! Zhongmou, come and drink with me!"

Sun Quan sat down and said, "It's a good sentence, but it sounds strange..."

Those two sentences are not in the same poem, so it is not surprising that there is a problem!

Sun Quan was young, although Sun Ce didn't restrain him too much, but he restrained himself very strictly. He only drank one jue or two on festivals, and he would definitely not drink any more.

Seeing that Liu Xie's face was flushed from drinking, he pressed Liu Xie's hand and said, "Don't drink any more, pigs are not afraid of getting drunk..."

Sun Quan signaled to Liu Xie the servants next to him, Liu Xie was stunned and quickly threw the wine bottle away: "Almost forgot!"

After retreating from the servants, Liu Xie held Sun Quan back and said, "Zhongmou is leaving, and I am left alone. I don't know when we will meet again in the future. Zhongmou will be the master of Jiangdong in the future, so don't forget me!"

Sun Quan said: "Are you confused? How can I be the Lord of Jiangdong? Not to mention that my brother and I don't even have a place to hide now. Even if we have one in the future, it will still be my brother's master. What does it have to do with me?"

Liu Xieding looked at Sun Quan and smiled, making Sun Quan's smile inexplicable. Liu Xie said: "You don't know as much as I do. You are not only the master of Jiangdong, you can also be the king of Wu, and even the emperor."

Sun Quan was startled: "Zhu Er, you can't say such words casually. You are the only emperor in the world. Even if you are angry, you can't say such words."

Liu Xie shook his head from side to side: "No, no, really! Your brother Sun Ce is very powerful. He conquered the country, and when he was defeated, he was plotted against. If the country is left to you, what is I? It's just a plaything in the hands of others. , wearing an imperial crown, a toy wearing an imperial costume..."

It was only then that Sun Quan realized that Liu Xie was already drunk, but he couldn't tell, he had to listen to him mumbling to know he was drunk.

Sun Quan was still thinking about Liu Xie's drunken words, but Liu Xie was really dizzy, and went to get a wine bottle to drink again.

Sun Quan didn't stop him. After the meeting, Liu Xie drank too much, his face was flushed, and he fell into the chair and sang.

"...the pale crescent moon hooks the past...the night is too long...condensed into frost..."

Sun Quan sat and listened to the meeting, and when Liu Xie fell asleep, he got up and went to the door and said, "Go and tell Marquis Zhongyi that the emperor wants to keep me talking overnight, and ask the Marquis if he is allowed to come back to me."

After the servants left, Sun Quan came in and stood watching Liu Xie sleep soundly with his tender mouth open, without moving for a long time.

Yuan Shu was in a hurry when he waved his hands and said, "Leave him alone! Bo Fu is out of the city. I'm afraid he is not used to being alone at home. If he wants to live in the Hou's mansion, he can do it."

After finishing speaking, get busy with things and forget about this little thing.

In the evening, the servants waited on them. Liu Xie and Sun Quan both bathed and changed their clothes, and lay down on the same bed.

Sun Quan said: "Let's all go out, I'm not used to too bright lights, just keep one."

The servant left a lamp beside the couch, extinguished the other candles and left.

As soon as the door was closed, Sun Quan turned to Liu Xie.

Under the dim light, Liu Xie slept peacefully, his lips parted slightly, and his breathing was long and even.

The collar of the obscene clothes is not high, revealing a graceful neck. The chin that casts the shadow is a bit sharper than when I was a child, but it is still round, as if it can be held between the fingers to play with, delicately showing that only fat jade can Some texture.

Sun Quan looked at it for a while, stretched out his finger, and wiped it with the back of his finger.

Warm, creamy, unforgettable touch.

"Zi Er, as you said, if we leave now, when will we meet again..."

I got closer, but before I touched the place I wanted to touch, I touched the tip of my nose first.

Sun Quan stopped, closed his eyes, and let Liu Xie's breath brush his cheeks——

If you don't have the strength to dominate the world, you are not qualified to own you.

Is it true that only Jiangshan can hold you in his arms?

It wasn't until his arm was sore and numb that Sun Quan slowly backed away and looked at Liu Xie with his blue eyes until dawn.

When Liu Xie woke up, Sun Quan had already left.

It's not leaving Zhongyihou's mansion, but leaving Shouchun.

Sun Ce originally wanted to send Sun Quan away first, and then go to Yuan Shu for troops.

But Sun Quan was determined not to follow.

If the two brothers left together, Yuan Shu would be suspicious, but Sun Ce couldn't resist him, so he had to ask his retainer Sun Qu to take good care of Sun Quan, and Zhou Yu and Zhou Yu led their troops out of the city first.

After seeing Liu Xie, Sun Quan left Shouchun under the protection of Sun Qu, joined Sun Ce, and headed for Lujiang.

Liu Xielian and Sun Quan slept in the same bed all night without knowing that he would inevitably feel uncomfortable after a hangover, and he vomited a lot when he woke up. The servants were frightened by his "sudden illness" a while ago, and hurriedly called Yuan Shu.

When Yuan Shu rushed over in a hurry, Liu Xie vomited cleanly, pointing at the servants and yelling: "Pickles and steamed buns! Let's forget about oily or meaty things. I don't feel well, I don't want to see greasy food! I don't want porridge either!"

That thing, I'm afraid of drinking it!

Yuan Shu walked in with a bad expression.

"Isn't the emperor uncomfortable? So strong, why is it uncomfortable?"

Liu Xie tucked his hands into his sleeves, but his back was straight, but that expression seemed to be pretending to be nonchalant.

Liu Xie said: "I don't have any discomfort, Ai Qing, have Yuan Shao and Cao Cao retreated?"

Yuan Shu stared at Liu Xie for a while and said, "No, I am helpless. In a few days, they will rush into Shouchun City and hit the emperor right in front of me."

Liu Xie lowered his eyelashes, Yuan Shu suddenly thought of a possibility, and approached him: "Could it be that the emperor is afraid of going back to Cao Cao's side?"

Liu Xie hurriedly glanced at Yuan Shu, and then looked elsewhere:

"Nonsense!"

Yuan Shu laughed, thinking he had a plan: "Why? Isn't Cao Cao treating the emperor well? The emperor is willing to stay with me!"

Liu Xie ignored him, and pinched the edge of his sleeve with his exposed fingers.

Yuan Shu approached again and almost whispered: "Your Majesty, if the Emperor is sympathetic to the hard work of the minister and fulfills the wish of the minister, the minister will swear to protect him to the death and not allow people like Cao Cao to approach the emperor, how about it?"

Liu Xie avoided a little bit, but he didn't get up and run away:

"Didn't Aiqing say that Cao Cao will call in a few days?"

Yuan Shu raised his eyebrows and said, "Who am I, Yuan Shu? Four generations, three generations of wealthy families, and the emperor's own hussar general, Zhongyihou. Yuan Shao didn't care about Jizhou, and traveled long distances to attack me. The exhaustion of only 20 infantry and 10,000+ cavalry What is a good teacher? I have Ji Ling and Qiao Rui leading 15 infantry, so I blocked Yuan Shao in Zhongli, making it difficult to advance! Cao Cao only has 10,000+ soldiers and horses. I use his men to deal with him, which is enough! Chun still has 23 infantry, 12 cavalry, and 18 sailors, it is not certain who will fight whom!"

Liu Xie let go of his sleeves, and was about to get up when Yuan Shu grabbed his hand.

"Love!?"

Yuan Shu said with a smile: "Although I have so many soldiers and horses, I don't know how much I have to lose in order to keep the emperor, but the emperor is unwilling to reward me with anything. Isn't it... not doing me well?"

Liu Xie shook his hand to break free, Yuan Shu pulled, Liu Xie fell back and bumped into Yuan Shu's arms, and was hugged tightly.

Yuan Shu lowered his head, clasped Liu Xie's shoulders, and kissed those two tender lips. Liu Xie tried his best to avoid it, but Yuan Shu didn't make it, and said angrily, "Your Majesty! If you're so ignorant again! I'll exchange your Majesty for Yuan Shaohe. Cao Cao retreats, what is the emperor's opinion!?"

Liu Xie turned his head in surprise, Yuan Shu seized the opportunity, took Liu Xie's lips in one mouthful, and tasted it wantonly.

The servants around pretended not to see it, and they all stood still.

The taste of Yuan Shu's tongue is not good, I don't know how many nights he didn't sleep, how many days he didn't brush his teeth...

Liu Xie almost fainted.

This time was different from last time, it would be really bad if he fainted.

Yuan Shu pressed him into the seat and leaned forward to press him down.

Liu Xie wanted to make money, so he messed up Yuan Shu's lapel, lifted his foot and kicked it, but he didn't hit Yuan Shu, but turned over the table in front of him.

However, Yuan Shu took advantage of this meeting and kissed again and again, almost killing Liu Xiexun.

Liu Xie gathered his strength, Yuan Shu thought he had no strength to resist, so he got excited and ordered without looking back: "Everyone go out! Close the door! No one is allowed to enter!"

Hearing this, Liu Xie was really panicked.

"Yuan Shu!"

Yuan Shu said with a smile: "Why does the emperor summon his ministers? The emperor is young and has never done some things before, so he doesn't know what it's like. This minister will let the emperor have a good taste of the ups and downs..."