[Three Kingdoms] Small people's plan

The first emperor always had a straight face, unlike other fathers who called his son "Xie'er", the Ling emperor always put out two fingers to pinch Liu Xie's nose with a straight face - "My uncle is tall again!"

Empress Dowager Dong imitated her son, and always called her grandson "Xiaobohe". If Xie responded cheekily, she would give Liu Xie a piece of cake.

Empress He called out once, "Bohe...isn't the word Bo only used by elder brothers!? What did Bian'er do wrong? The emperor treats his concubine, mother and son like this..." Then he quarreled with Emperor Ling endlessly.

"Uncle He! Uncle He!! Come here, brother will lead you to play..."

The minister commented that Liu Bian, who did not have the majesty of an emperor, was actually a more beautiful and lovely boy than Cao Zhi. No matter how the queen mother and queen fought, it would not affect his love for Liu Xie. Liu Xie, who was short-handed and short-legged, was forced to call "brother" a hundred times before he was carried out. When he was cute, he would remove the beads from the crown and play marbles with Liu Xie, making his mother roll her eyes in anger.

The only time Liu Bian spoke harshly to Liu Xie was when Li Ru poured poisonous wine on him. The 15-year-old Liu Bian endured the blood gushing from his mouth, trembling all over, lying on the edge of the table, pointing viciously at the palace door. He scolded: "I haven't died yet! I am the Son of Heaven! Bo He, Bo He, let me out! Who allowed you to come in!? Go out! Don't look!!!"

Liu Xie fell to his knees on the ground after being yelled at, his heart trembled.

It was only at that time that I sincerely called out the title "brother".

Now, I never know whether Liu Bian heard it in the end.

Li Ru carried Liu Xie away, and when Liu Xie struggled to look over, Liu Bian had already collapsed on the floor of Chengming Hall——

"Bohe?"

……

Cao Pi approached, leaned over and asked, "Bohe?"

Liu Xie turned sideways, thinking to himself that he could bear the extraordinary things, but inexplicably, his eyes were sore in the two words Cao Pi yelled.

It's just a title.

Cao Pi sat behind him without any persuasion, and waited quietly. After Liu Xie sat up by himself, he handed him a bottle of wine.

Nothing was asked.

did nothing.

Just cuddling and sleeping for one night.

Early the next morning, Cao Pi lightly got up to practice martial arts.

I don't know if he was woken up, or because the humidity was really too heavy. Liu Xie couldn't fall asleep anymore, so he got up, washed and changed his clothes, and went out to find Cao Pi.

Afraid that they didn't want to disturb his sleep, Cao Pi and his group of guards went deep into the wintersweet forest.

Huang Men went out to look for it for a long time before returning to guide Liu Xie.

The sky is not yet bright, according to the timekeeping method of later generations, at most six o'clock in the morning, when the sky is darkest in winter.

The palace lantern in Huangmen's hand warmed up the silvery snow.

The Changle Palace in Beicheng is brightly lit, majestic and solemn.

The whole Xudu was immersed in the night, only the high wind lanterns on the inner and outer city walls, a few sporadic households who got up early, and the sparse lights of cruising and patrolling in the city.

Liu Xie walked slowly, looked slowly, and listened to the sound of "creaking" and "creaking" stepping on the snow under his feet, and his mood was unprecedentedly peaceful.

Things that used to make me irritable when I thought about them, at this time, it was as if I looked at it from the perspective of an outsider, and couldn't make waves.

When I was eight years old, why would I want to go to Liu Bei who has no soldiers, no soldiers and no shelter?

At the age of 14, why would you rather destroy the rare "harmonious" relationship with Cao Cao, and desperately want to find Lu Bu who is alone and alone?

Run so sloppily.

Even thinking about it now, he thinks it's too cute, so silly!

Just like what Cao Cao said about Yuan Shao: "It's so stupid that people love it."

In the current life, if you are content with yourself, it’s actually fine, as long as you don’t treat yourself like an emperor.

Still not reconciled after all...

Huangmen interrupted his thoughts:

"Your Majesty, Mr. Cao Pi is just down the slope ahead."

Liu Xie looked down the slope, and it turned out to be a field that he had visited during the day, and there was a gazebo beside it, and a lantern was set up here, as a small school field.

Cao Pi saw a row of palace lanterns here, sheathed his sword, and ran down the slope to meet him.

"It's so early! It's so cold, how did you lure the emperor into the woods!? A bunch of mindless things!"

Huangmen was so frightened that they all fell to their knees.

Liu Xie said with a smile: "I haven't blamed you for not going to bed early in the morning, getting up to make noise, but you should blame others first."

Cao Pi saw that Liu Xie was wearing a hat and muff, and there was a thick layer of fur on the side of his cloak, so he accepted the young master's temper, and waved his hands to call Huangmen to get up.

He approached Liu Xie and asked softly, "Did I get up and quarrel with you?"

Liu Xiebian said: "The stove ran away, how do you tell me to sleep?"

"Hey?" Cao Pi didn't understand at first, then he was taken aback and laughed foolishly: "I'm careless, is the emperor still sleepy? I'll go back with you to catch up on sleep."

Liu Xie dodged Cao Pi's hand and walked down the slope: "What? Don't dare to show me your poor swordsmanship? Afraid of embarrassment?"

Cao Pi followed and asked, "Do you really want to see it?"

Liu Xie tilted his head, looked Cao Pi up and down, and said, "Zi Huan can become a swordsman in this suit and hold a sword? Who are you trying to coax? The prime minister told me that Cao Pi is not good at martial arts, but he wants to join the army , Difficult!"

The expression on Cao Pi's face became even more silly: "Did father say that to the emperor?"

Liu Xie grinned: "Of course it's to coax you!"

Cao Pi's face turned into the word "囧".

Huang Men cleaned up the pavilion, Liu Xie went in and sat down, the charcoal fire in the brazier was glowing red, and Liu Xie's face was also glowing red.

Cao Pi saw that Liu Xie was only watching from one side, so he went back to the field, but he got distracted and looked at Liu Xie's side, and was kicked and rolled to the ground by Cao Chun.

Cao Chun rushed to help him: "My lord!"

Cao Pi lay on the ground and said with a smile: "No way! The emperor came to see me, and I panicked."

Cao Chun asked: "Why don't we forget about it for a few days?"

Cao Pi looked over to Liu Xie, Liu Xie thought he would agree, but in the end, he said very firmly: "No, you can't let it go for a day!"

Liu Xie scratched his face—does Cao Pi really like him, or does he still treat him as his own treasure as he did when he was a child?

Over there, Cao Pi stood up and started fighting with Cao Chun again.

Hong Kong movies shoot martial arts in such a dazzling way, the visuals are good, but they are far from reality.

There are also martial arts performances and the like, which look very good, which is very different from the Three Kingdoms at this time.

Or... A hero is a hero, and the generals on the battlefield are generals, with different emphasis?

Liu Xie didn't understand, he just watched the fun, anyway, he was quite happy to see Cao Pi being beaten.

After sitting for half an hour, Cao Pi ran over to drink water once, and asked Liu Xie "is it cold" and "is he hungry?" and was beaten all the time.

Cao Pi was sweating all over, but Liu Xie's feet were frozen.

Standing up and stomping his feet, Cao Pi was pushed down by Cao Chun again. Cao Chun sighed, "My lord this morning... let's forget it!"

Liu Xie looked at Cao Pi who got up from the ground, and thought to himself: Is it because I came to see you that you were beaten?

He intentionally raised his voice and said, "Zihuan, could it be that you took back the three counties of Youzhou by sitting on the horseback and pointing?"

Cao Pi didn't speak, and his expression didn't change much, but suddenly, he raised his leg and kicked Cao Chun, who was more than half a head taller than him, out——

Liu Xie was speechless.

Cao Chun had been with Cao Pi for a few years, and knowing that the little emperor's words had aroused his son's temper, he rolled up cooperatively and waved his hand, signaling the surrounding guards to take turns to create opportunities for his son to show off.

Cao Pi, who threw the sword to Cao Chun, didn't turn his head back, clamped his arm, and copied the bald gun that came from behind.

Liu Xie heard two "pops", and the two behind Cao Pi flipped out.

Cao Pi squeezed the body of the gun with both hands and rubbed it, the person in front who grabbed the tip of the gun had to let go, and he handed it forward, the soldier was stabbed in the stomach, and rolled the gourd upside down with an "ow".

Looking at the momentum, there is absolutely no way to fake it, and you can't get out by yourself.

When Liu Xie rose up, bad ideas came, and he called Huangmen and whispered: "Hurry up and bring a basket of radishes! Quietly!"

Cao Pi has practiced for so long, so it is estimated that he will concentrate on it.

Although he was not as brave as Zhao Yun Wanjun who rescued a baby, and was occasionally beaten by his own guards, dozens of people surrounded him and couldn't hold him down. He was a bit of a young general.

Liu Xie was happy to see it, but he didn't think about it carefully: those generals who entered the enemy's line killed soldiers who had been ordinary drills, but those who Cao Pi practiced were all people who could outnumber ten on the battlefield.

Cao Pi was afraid of being knocked down again, so he told Liu Xie to look down on him, so he was so focused that he couldn't care less to see what Liu Xie was doing.

Who knows that this is going to be bad luck...

Cao Chun did not participate in the siege, he is already a general after all, if he rushed in, Cao Pi would be 100% knocked down!So stand aside and watch.

Huangmen ran over to call, and Cao Chun hurried into the pavilion: "Your Majesty?"

Liu Xie pointed at Cao Pi, who was beating him forgetfully, and said, "Isn't it right for him to do this?"

Cao Chun was surprised, the little emperor still knew what was right and what was wrong?Ask: "What does the emperor mean?"

Liu Xie said: "If someone shoots a cold shot, can Zihuan deal with it?"

Cao Chundao: "If you really want to be on the battlefield, you won't be without someone by your side."

Liu Xie said: "In case of a critical moment, he won't be wary of cold arrows, wouldn't it be bad?"

Cao Chun knew that Liu Xie had something to say, so he stopped talking.

Anyway, the young master will not blame him for what the little emperor did.

Liu Xie pointed to a large basket of big white radishes that had been brought over at the side in a very serious manner, and said to Cao Chun, "You use radishes as an arrow in the back and try throwing them over. It's also a trial!"

Cao Chun's face twitched, and he cupped his fists and said, "No!"

Mr. Pi...you take care.

Picking up a radish, Cao Chun was too simple to hit it in a wrong way. He aimed straight at the space of the guards and threw it on Cao Pi's head and body.

Cao Pi heard the sound of breaking wind coming from the side, and swept the gun in his hand, with a "boo"——

What is this sound?

There are also countless cold water splashed on the head and face...

It's a pity that I don't have time to look at it, and the guards next to me have also lost their feelings and rushed from all directions.