[Three Kingdoms] Small people's plan

Liu Xie said with a smile: "You also said that you don't even eat horses! How can I eat them!? Hurry up and get rid of these sundries!"

Cao Pi called his personal guards, and quickly cleared the ground. The broken bricks on the ground could not tell that there was a cellar below.

Holding the torch, Liu Xie squatted and searched for a meeting, found the piece with the engraved mark, pointed at it and said, "Start from here."

The guards removed the bricks, revealing the cellar cover underneath.

Cao Pi's expression became more and more stupid, not pretending, but really stupid, and the guards moved out cans of wine, beans, millet, rice, dried meat, dried fish...

Liu Xie said triumphantly: "There are a lot of pottery utensils in the palace. There are a lot of jars of this kind. The stomach is big enough and the mouth of the bottle is still small. After sealing it with yellow mud, the air is pumped out...cough! Anyway, it is sealed and can be preserved. Longer, these are what I hid back then!"

Cao Pi looked at Liu Xie, his mouth opened and closed, unable to utter a sound——

Which emperor would try to hide a cellar of food like the one in front of him?

Is this an emperor, or a squirrel?

Some jars have leaked, and the contents inside are no longer good, after all, it has been ten years.

But most of them were good, and the things Liu Xie stuffed into them for preservation were also not perishable. Even if there were dozens of them, it would be enough to feed them a few times.

There were no less than forty or fifty bottles stuffed in the whole cellar—

In order to prevent confusion, Liu Xie also put a label on the belly of the jar, and pasted it with rice paste on the small cloth head cut by Gongli Sipa.

Cao Pi was dumbfounded for a long time, and finally squeezed out a sentence: "Your Majesty...it was really...too hard to hide these things back then!"

For such an older child, it is really no small project to fill up the cans, mark them, and then move them to hide! !

The point is, there is a jar with "salt" written crookedly on the label.

What kind of awareness is this! ! !

Cao Pi's "Emperor" is extremely admirable!

So, from starving to being full of wine and food, surrounded by everyone's adoring eyes, Liu Xie was more happy and drank a little, and then something happened...

Cao Pi was afraid that Liu Xie would be frozen, so he took off almost all his clothes, and put them together with Liu Xie's robe, and folded them up for Liu Xie to cover, while he hugged Liu Xie himself, using his body temperature as a heater.

Liu Xie was dizzy, squinting his eyes to look around Cao Pi's body, and then he became interested.

He is almost an adult, but he can only rely on one hand when he needs it, and he is holding back...

Cao Pi didn’t mean to—when he was a child, Liu Xie was his “property”, snatching kisses or something, just declaring his sovereignty. Later, he gradually realized that he liked Liu Xie, but he was forced to separate for a long time, and he couldn’t even see each other. He often thought, As long as he can see Liu Xie, he is already very satisfied when he really sees him, so if Liu Xie doesn't want to, he doesn't force it.

In Sima's house, they shared the same bed, and they were all safe and sound. Unexpectedly, under such a harsh environment, Liu Xie took the initiative.

Liu Xie reached out to touch everywhere at first, and then hugged and kissed.

Cao Pi suspected that Liu Xie was drunk, so he deliberately asked, "Bohe? Do you know what you're doing?"

Liu Xie said: "I want to do..."

Cao Pi asked, "What?"

Liu Xie's eyes widened and his cheeks were puffed up, dissatisfied with his constant questioning instead of kissing:

"make love!"

Cao Pi didn't understand: "What?"

Liu Xie blinked: "Hmm... have sex, enter the house, have sex, go to Wushan together?"

Cao Pi's throat was dry, but he didn't know whether Liu Xie was drunk or not, so he held back and said, "What are you talking about? We are both men..."

The corners of Liu Xie's mouth curled up, and he said with a smile: "Of course I know, men and men can do it too! Don't worry, Zihuan, wait for me to try it out, and find out the way. Such things will come naturally, and it won't be too much. Disaster."

Seeing that Liu Xie spoke clearly, Cao Pi became more courageous, and the two were happy, so why not do it?

After being touched by Liu Xie, his whole body rushed to a place with passion, and he also missed each other for a long time, and suddenly he was out of control...

Not long after, I cleaned up Liu Xie, waited on him for a while, and then couldn't bear it anymore and pushed forward——

"what!!"

Liu Xie woke up from the dizzy head pain, and Cao Pi frowned, gritted his teeth and continued to advance.

The guard outside the gate knocked on the door and asked, "My lord?"

Cao Pi blocked Liu Xie's mouth with a kiss, stopped for a while, waited a few breaths, covered it with his hand, turned his head to the door and said loudly: "It's nothing, I've been running for two days, and you are tired, go and rest. Bar!"

Qin Wei said: "My lord, don't worry about us."

It seems that I can't get rid of it.

Cao Pi turned back, looked at Liu Xie who was staring at him viciously under him, and said softly: "Bo He, hold on, it will be fine in a while, keep your voice down~" let go of his hand.

Liu Xie was silent, but it was the complete opposite of the enthusiasm and cuteness just now, and he struggled desperately.

Cao Pi himself was in pain, so he had no choice but to back out first, so he didn't let go of Liu Xie and teased him slowly with his fingers.

Liu Xie's body was so delicate that if he accidentally scratched his skin, it would be hot and painful for several hours. Although he was extremely afraid of pain, he was also extremely sensitive.

After being teased by Cao Pi for a while, his hands and feet were soft and he couldn't struggle, and after a while, he vented out.

He had just taken a few breaths, and before he came back, he saw Cao Pi looking at his thing in his hand with a happy face.

Liu Xie's heart skipped a beat, but it's a pity that at this point, he can't escape, and he can't refuse.

With the help of "lubricant", Cao Pi stepped forward in just a few strokes.

Liu Xie was so painful that his body bounced up, and he didn't dare to make a sound. He grabbed Cao Pi tightly and bit Cao Pi's shoulder hard.

Cao Pi observed and learned a lot, but it was his first taste of lust, and he was so excited, he didn't care about a little pain in his shoulder. Liu Xie's twitching increased his pleasure, and Cao Pi's little reason left disappeared in an instant. , only sell enough force to push back and forth.

At first, Liu Xie was in so much pain that his mind was full of hatred, but when his fingers touched the bumpy skin on Cao Pi's back and he tasted the fishy and sweet taste in his mouth, the look in his eyes calmed down.

Not long after, he let go.

I was so pushed that I wanted to make a sound, so I had to bite my clothes and hold back.

Cao Pi's hand was always on his waist, thick and strong, hot and hot, and sometimes slipped back to lift him up a bit so that he could penetrate deeper.

Liu Xie can feel the rough calluses on Cao Pi's palms, stroke them slightly itchy, and can't help shaking his eyelashes to look at the people on his body.

Cao Pi, who has no disguise, is a piece of beautiful jade. At this time, he is emotional, sweating all over his body, revealing an unfinished wildness, and revealing a natural and pure beauty in the luxury.

Liu Xie's gaze wandered on Cao Pi's face for a while, he couldn't tell what it was like, everything was a little bit, and he couldn't make sense of everything.

Cao Pi's body temperature was already high, and at this time it was as hot as a branding iron. In winter nights, this kind of temperature is really hard to be disgusted. Seeing the sweat beads rolling off his face and body one by one, it seemed that Liu Xie had grabbed him. My hands are also hot.

Liu Xie was shrouded in a strong smell of sweat, and he didn't know what touched him. His body gradually got a taste, and he didn't know when his teeth were loose.

Cao Pi didn't know where he was for a long time, and he didn't care about the movement. He tossed and tossed several times in one night and refused to give up.

If it weren't for the exhaustion of the body, I'm afraid it would be dawn.

After waking up, tidying up and getting dressed, eating to build up some strength, Liu Xie slapped him without warning.

Cao Pi was slapped so hard that his face was crooked, but he still smiled cautiously, not daring to wrinkle his brows.

Cao Pi has always been smart, but at this time he is always showing a foolishness, the foolishness in his bones, just by looking at his expression, he can tell that his IQ has dropped from above [-] to below [-]!

His face was swollen by Liu Xie, and he got angry at Cao Chun:

"What are you doing staring at my face!? Is there something on my face? Hurry up and find hay for the horses!!!"

Cao Chun kindly pointed to his face to remind Cao Pi.

Cao Pi's IQ is too low now, he can't understand such advanced movements, he raised his leg and kicked: "Are you stupid or something!? Point at your own face instead of staring at my face?"

Cao Chun dodged, and had no choice but to remind: "My lord, why don't you pull up your clothes for a little protection?"

Cao Pi raised his eyebrows on one side and lowered his eyebrows on the other side, looking at Cao Chun in a puzzled way, not understanding.

Cao Chun said helplessly: "Slap!" Sigh!For the first time, I think it's better for you to be smarter, but it's too difficult to communicate if you're stupid!

Cao Pi finally remembered being slapped by Liu Xie, but when he thought of Liu Xie, he immediately forgot the slap, waved his hand very tolerantly and said, "Hurry up and find fodder!"

After finishing speaking, he happily went back to the house to find Liu Xie.

Liu Xie saw it through the crack of the window, stretched out his fingers to dig his face, and felt more at ease——Chen Shou commented in "Three Kingdoms" that "he is talented in literature, writes well, has extensive knowledge...the ancient sages" and so on. Cao Pi, the famous Wei Wendi, was so stupid that even Zhang Fei couldn't catch up with him, it's not easy!

When Cao Pi was pretending to be stupid, he looked timid, cowardly, stupid, and stupid. When he was really stupid, he was extremely cute. From head to toe, no matter whether there was the bright red palm print of Liu Xie Shang, what a handsome, heroic, handsome man. Everyone stood aside, and the whole person saw one word - "stupid".

Liu Xie sighed, isn't he stupid?Being teased for a few words, and taking the emperor to escape from Xudu without even taking his life, is this something a smart person can do?

He would feel guilty for cheating a fool, so Liu Xie felt a little guilty, and felt uncomfortable again, seeing that Cao Pi was still angry.

Where to go next, I'm afraid Cao Pi can't tell, but Liu Xie has plans.

Although Liu Bei has land and troops, but lacks power, he is still sandwiched between Cao Cao and Sun Ce. Liu Bei is even more unreliable.

Liu Zhang in Yizhou is a mediocre person, full of lust, loves to sing the wind and moon, loyal or not is uncertain, but if Liu Zhang meets the emperor, it is certain that he will not have the courage to rebel.

If you can go to Hanzhong first, communicate with Lu Bu, and then be escorted into Sichuan by Lu Bu, the land of Sichuan and Shu can be taken down without any effort, and even Cao Cao will be helpless at that time.

The idea is good, but how to persuade Cao Pi is a problem.

Liu Xie thought for a few days before coming up with a solution.

"Zi Huan."

Liu Xie ignored Cao Pi for a few days, thinking about his words, and didn't pay attention to the title.

When Cao Pi heard it, Liu Xie called it!Immediately his eyebrows were beaming, and he rushed over to answer: "Bohe~"

Liu Xie asked: "Do you have an idea? Where to go?"

Cao Pi didn't plan before, and escaped in a hurry, so he shouldn't have any thoughts.

Unexpectedly, when Liu Xie asked, Cao Pi actually said: "If Bohe is willing to leave Han soil with me, we can go to the west. Gong, but due to years of wars in the Central Plains, it is beyond our control and insufficient control, we can first enter Shanshan as a Han envoy, and then take its land, and recover the land of the Western Regions or the northern Xiongnu in Qingzhou."

Liu Xie was surprised - he has become a desperado, this guy has not forgotten to plot the world!

Moreover, the abacus is louder than him!