[Three Kingdoms] Small people's plan

Liu Xie stepped on the turtle with his clothes on to play, and after a few times, Sun Quan put down his hand and chased after him, saying, "Your Majesty, this is something to be cooked, you are so happy to step on it, are you afraid that the one that will be eaten tomorrow will be the one you stepped on tonight? "

Liu Xie blinked, stepped on the unlucky turtle halfway into the sand, and said with a smile, "Could it be that you catch it and cook it right away? Don't kill it and wash it?"

The tortoise had all four paws scratching outside, looking very pitiful.

Huang Zhong looked at the river now, and Sun Quan couldn't bear it. He put his arms around Liu Xie's waist, lifted him up, and kicked him away, and the turtle "flyed" into the water.

Sun Quan thought that Liu Xie would be dissatisfied, but Liu Xie put his hand on the back of his hand, instead of pulling it away, he held it instead: "Zhongmou..."

When Sun Quan heard this, he turned his head to look.

Liu Xie lowered his eyelashes, and under the light of the fire, Huang Huang couldn't see clearly what he looked like.

The river breeze in midsummer was cool and humid, and it was blowing slowly, and the cumbersome clothes suddenly became comfortable and comfortable. For a moment, Sun Quan...well...was rippling.

"Pig..."

Get closer, only to hear Liu Xie whisper——

"Could it be that Zhongmou naturally loves men?"

Sun Quan stayed away angrily.

I don’t know who has a big fart and surprises people, who will be unforgettable in this life. I don’t know who is getting taller and more attractive, and I don’t know who is making people scratch their hearts and minds! ?

Actually!Actually came up with the sentence "Is it true that you are born to love men"! ! !

After Sun Quan was stunned for a while, Liu Xie sighed, and finally pulled Sun Quan's claws away, and then looked for another unlucky turtle to step on.

Huang Zhong looked around for nothing wrong, then turned back to look at the little emperor, who was stepping on a turtle in a very hateful way, but Sun Quan, the one who invited him, stood suspiciously aside, with a bad expression on his face.

Huang Zhong frowned—could it be that Sun Quan had hidden evil intentions?

Huang Zhong grasped the hilt of his sword and approached the little emperor. This night, he never wanted to leave Liu Xie for more than a foot away.

Sun Quan can no longer get too close, and Liu Xie...

Kong Xue woke up the next day and asked Liu Xie, "Did your majesty ask about Sun Ce's intentions?"

Liu Xie: "..."

Play too high, forget.

Liu Xie sat upright, and only then did he remember that there was such a thing, and he had nothing else to say except to sit upright.

Kong Xue saw that at least he was not as vicious as Sun Quan, so he knew it in his heart and didn't poke Liu Xie.

Fortunately, there is still a chance.

Sun Quan came to invite again, this time, to eat turtle soup.

Before Liu Xie left the mansion, Liu Biao and Xun Yu came to see him and begged him not to go again.

Liu Biao said: "No matter how close the emperor is to Sun Quan, it's Long En to go once, it's not appropriate to go again."

Xun Yu said: "Sun Ce's attitude is not clear. He didn't come by himself, but why did he send his younger brother? The emperor should order Sun Ce to come."

Liu Xie smiled slightly: "When you see Sun Quan dodging on the boat, are you afraid that he has other plans?"

The two nodded, and Liu Biao said: "In order to regain the jade seal, I planned to ambush and kill Sun Jian, and formed a grudge with Sun Ce and Sun Quan. Sun Quan deliberately avoided it, and I can understand it. But when Sun Jian stole the jade seal, his disobedience was obvious. That's the case, let alone his son? I ask the emperor to beware of such disobedient people, and not to trust too much."

Liu Xie nodded: "Uncle Xie Huang, I don't know that he has other plans. If Sun Ce doesn't come, he must have asked Sun Quan to come to find out. Besides... I have doubts."

Liu Biao and Xun Yu listened attentively.

Liu Xiedao: "I have known Sun Quan since I was young, and he followed the rules, but this time we met, he was much bolder than before, and the conversation was much more than before... In short, I suspect that Sun Quan not only has the identity of Sun Ce's younger brother, but also a Heavy……"

Liu Bian showed doubts, but Xun Yu had guessed it: "The emperor suspects that Sun Quan has replaced Sun Ce and took charge of the Jiangdong Army!"

Liu Biao was startled.

Liu Xie nodded, and Xun Yu said again: "Speaking of which, Sun Ce's offensive was swift and fierce a few years ago, but he suddenly stopped moving about three years ago... If this is the case, Jiangdong will have nothing to worry about when we fight Cao Cao!"

Liu Biao said, "Why don't you detain him?"

Liu Xiedao: "Although I have this doubt, I can't say for sure. In addition, the Sun family has a great reputation in Jiangdong, and its foundation is not shallow. If I arrest Sun Quan as a hostage, I am afraid that it will turn the people's hearts against them, and it will not be good for them to be accepted in the future. Wait for me to discern. False and true, then make sense.”

Liu Biao said: "But that's the case, how can the emperor personally take risks?"

Liu Xie said with a smile: "Uncle Huang should know that Huang Zhong is brave. I have Huang Zhong's guards by my side, so it doesn't matter if I forgive you."

Sun Quan was neither an official nor an envoy. Apart from Liu Xie, Jiangling didn't seem to have any other friends who could count Sun Quan as friends.

Let me add a paragraph, it is not just for anyone to be an idiot.

When the little emperor was full of delicacies from mountains and seas, more than 1000 miles away, the hard-working Cao Cao was chewing on the smelly mutton dried noodle pancakes, choking and choking!

Seeing that the north was basically calmed down except for Ma Teng and the barbarian bandit, there were only a few in the south: Liu Bei, Sun Ce, Liu Biao, and Liu Zhang.

Liu Bei is a hero with extraordinary vision. If you want to clean up Liu Bei, you have to do it before he becomes famous!Otherwise, it will become a serious trouble!

Sun Ce is good at fighting, but Jiangdong is not enough to conquer the world. Moreover, Cao Cao doesn't think highly of Sun Ce and Zhou Yu who are "wet".

The remaining Liu Biao and Liu Zhang are not enough to cause trouble.

There is also Lu Bu, himself a reckless and stupid Haner, but there is a resourceful Chen Gong beside Lu Bu, who makes Cao Cao more wary than Liu Bei.

Cao Cao originally intended to attack Hanzhong with enough food and grass after a good harvest this year.

I didn't expect to fight so soon, there was not enough food and grass - but there was no other way, no matter how beautiful and luxurious Xu Du's golden silk cage was made, Liu Xie just couldn't raise it well!After Lu Bu went south to Badong County, Yizhou, Cai Mao's letter of surrender was sent to Yuzhou. At that time, Cao Cao had just beaten Liu Bei away and did not find out Liu Xie.

The last time I chased Ma Teng desperately, and this time I chased Liu Bei desperately, all for the emperor who can run!

Cao Cao was overjoyed when he received the letter of surrender, but when he saw the end of the letter of surrender, his smile froze on his face, and Cai Mao said: The emperor is missing.

The generals under the tent saw Cao Cao's happy face and were very happy, but suddenly, Cao Cao shuddered, slapped the letter on the table, and roared: "Lu Bu!!!"

Sure enough, I can run!The emperor wasn't with Liu Bei, so it didn't count if he went to Liu Biao's, but now he's gone to Lu Bu's again! ! !

Cao Cao didn't even bother to go back, so he directly drew his troops westward. When Ma Teng was almost finished fighting and the whole army crossed the Wei River, Ma Teng immediately retreated to Xiliang.

Therefore, Cao Cao took down Hanzhong without much effort.

That's right, it's been removed.

When the emergency letter from Hanzhong arrived in Jiangling, Song Xian, Hou Cheng and Wei Xu couldn't hold on anymore and surrendered Cao Cao.

Although they were fierce generals, almost all the fine cavalry were taken away by Lu Bu, only five thousand Song Xian brought back, and the rest of the infantry were not well trained, and it was their limit to be attacked by Ma Teng's Xiliang iron cavalry for half a month.

When Cao Cao came, he cut off the grain road.

In addition to violently besieging the city every day, Cao Cao threw some dead pigs and sheep outside the city every time he returned to the camp to show that there was plenty of food and grass, and he was greedy for the three who were about to run out of food.

After such a few days, another envoy was sent to persuade him to surrender, promising high officials and rich salary, and the matter was accomplished.

A few hours after Song Xian and the others descended, Kuaiqi, sent by Lu Bu to report back, arrived.

If they had known that Lu Bu had worked hard to come back, maybe they would not have surrendered, but the world is so unsatisfactory.

Lü Bu led his army to travel day and night, just because he was afraid of losing Hanzhong.

The soldiers were exhausted and the horses were exhausted and rushed to Nanzheng fifty miles away. Chen Gong suddenly blocked the advance of [-] cavalry and said to Lu Bu: "General! There seems to be something wrong!"

Lu Bu hurried on his way impatiently, and asked, "What's wrong? Let's talk after we advance to Nanzheng! I'm afraid that Song Xian and the others will not have enough food and grass, so let's advance to the city and stabilize the morale of the army. We will wait for two days until the food and grass sent by the emperor from Jingzhou arrive."

Cao Ang said: "Don't be in a hurry, first listen to what you have to say."

Lu Bu had no choice but to be patient.

Chen Gong nodded gratefully to Cao Ang, and said: "We just arrived today, Cao Cao has besieged Nanzheng for many days, knowing that we will come to help, why is the road so peaceful? Going forward, if Nanzheng is fighting, you can already hear the movement , but the mountains ahead are steep, if Cao Cao sets up an ambush, he will be in front."

Lv Bu and Cao Ang looked at the Siye Mountains. It was peaceful and quiet. Nanzheng was fifty miles ahead. It was so peaceful here, so there was a problem!

Cao Ang said: "Fengxian, send a thousand horses forward first, shall we wait later?"

Although Cao Ang had such a close relationship with Lv Bu, he was humble and respectful. When he was in Lv Bu's army, at most he only offered advice from his staff and never overstepped it.

Lu Bu listened, nodded and said: "Sir, I didn't notice it, but if there is Cao Cao ambush ahead, it will lose a thousand soldiers in vain. I think so. I will lead a thousand cavalry to go first, and you will lead a large group of troops to go later." , if I am safe and sound, you will follow."

Cao Ang frowned: "Fengxian..."

Lu Bu insisted: "It's best if there is no ambush. If there is one, who can trap me? Don't worry, Zixiu, can you still trust my ability?"

Chen Gong still felt very bad in his heart, but it was true that no one could stop Lu Bu's courage.

Besides, Cao Ang couldn't think of anything wrong with this, so he nodded, and Chen Gong had no choice but to agree.

Lü Bu ordered a thousand riders, ordered them to stop where they were, and hurried forward.

All the way to Nanzheng, Lu Bu didn't see half of Cao Bing.

If Chen Gong was there, he would not have asked Lu Bu to enter the city at all, but when Chen Gong was not there, Lu Bu opened the city gate and entered Nanzheng with soldiers and horses. When he saw Song Xian and others, he laughed and said, "Listen! When it came to me, Cao Cao ran away with his tail between his legs?"

Song Xian, Hou Cheng, and Wei Xu nodded in agreement. The three laughed together and welcomed Lu Bu into the General's Mansion. Once inside, the gate was crossed with iron bars, and a large net fell from the sky!

The red rabbit horse had already been taken away, and even the Fang Tianji was handed over to the soldiers nearby. Lu Bu was left with his bare hands and his head covered by a hood.

The author has something to say: Fenye is a piece of shit

Indiscriminate

Once crazy

As soon as I was happy when I commented back, I went...

Hurt someone without paying attention

Apologize again!

There are so many dicks in the Three Kingdoms, I thought there was nothing wrong with being a dick~

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Cao Pi is the second child

Sun Quan is the second child

Sima Yi is still the second child

Zhuge Kongming is the second child

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Luo Guanzhong likes the Shuhan and hates Soochow, so he "lend" a lot of Soochow to the Shuhan, there is no way.

In the end, there was really an older one above Fenye, and he was eight years older, and his fate was good. The one above Fenye was already sensible at the time, and he didn't play with Fenye as a toy, but only as a raised... So... Ten thousand years The second friend joked a lot, and I didn't think this word was malicious at all.