The work record of the head of another world

Head Chu said troubledly: "The point is, I'm not gay. I don't mean to discriminate against him, but Junior Brother Yin is a man after all. What do you think you can do if you let you spend your whole life with a man?"

Everyone Yao said: "I'm only seventeen, so I can find a partner no matter what, but Master Lu has shaved his bald head, so he can only live with monks in this life? You two have a common language, so go communicate by yourself , I'm so young and pure, I can't think about it. But let me tell you, how about you two junior sisters, one of you is using your power for personal gain, and you get married first, so what can Senior Brother Yin do? It's normal to be broken up for two years. Looking for a girl."

After all, Master Xiao is a master of Buddhism, and his level is not on the same level as these two people. He opened the case and asked the head of Chu: "You look down on Yin Chengqin, do you mean something bad about him, or is it because he is a man? ?”

Head Chu bowed his head and thought for a while, then hesitantly replied: "That's because he's a man. If it's a woman, she's about the same age as me, smart and independent, good-looking, and can discuss things with each other... ...but he's a man!"

Master Xiao was furious and shook his head to teach him: "You are a college student, and you don't even have such a sense of consciousness—you have been calling for equality between men and women for more than 1000 years, and you still have gender discrimination. Fortunately, you met us. To come across as a chauvinist or gay, you have to get beaten up on the spot."

Master Chu was about to refute, when there was a sudden sound of footsteps outside, Master Xiao hurriedly endured the feeling of being pricked by needles, crossed his legs, closed his eyes and pretended to be his master, even Master Chu and Yao sat upright Alright, straighten your clothes, and listen to Master Lu's words "Form is not different from emptiness, and emptiness is not different from form".

The people who came outside really delivered meals.The national teacher got up early in the morning and ordered the food to be delivered to his room. A monk set up a table and three sets of chairs and came over. The little novice behind him was carrying a food box.The leading Zhigu monk said: "Amitabha. Two honored guests, this is a meat dish specially ordered by the abbot to buy from Wanbaolou, and there is also a vegetarian dish made by the incense kitchen of our temple. Please use it slowly."

The two diners got up to return their salutes, and the monks did not stay for a long time. They bid farewell to Abbot Xiao, arranged the food, and went out together.Master Xiao Guo didn't feel his feet numb at this time, he went to the table quickly, and without waiting for the guests, he stretched out his chopsticks to greet the sauced pig's trotters, spat out two bones, and then thought of saying politely: "I haven't seen you here for a month." It's time to eat meat, eat more vegetarian food and cover for me!"

Junior brother Yao is an educated person, and his interest in meat is not as great as those two rough people. He took half a steamed fish into his bowl in a polite manner: "Brother, you eat vegetarian dishes, which is good for your skin. You have to talk about it." When you’re in love, pay attention to your image.”

The head of Chu let out a "bah", but he really went to pick up the vegetarian dishes.It tasted pretty good after a taste, but the smell of sesame oil was a bit strong, so I planned to use my own strength to help Xiao Guoshi eat the portion of vegetarian dishes that should be eaten.While eating, he thought of a big event: "Hey, little Xiaoer, why did you tell people that they bought meat for us to eat? Generally speaking, these monks should not ask you who will come to Beijing or not." It’s from Beijing, right? Could it be that the people in the post house gave you some advice?”

Master Xiao Guo said contemptuously: "I still use them? I heard that you two arrived in Beijing yesterday, and you got up to watch the stars at night, and then came back and told the monks that I saw that you two were coming, and let them prepare for the reception and that's it. Why is there so much trouble?" .”

"Stargazing at night? Isn't that a Taoist profession? Are you an eminent monk and you are a Taoist? Are these monks happy?" Junior brother Yao ate half a fish and was tearing off the skirt of the turtle. By the way.

Master Xiao Guo said vaguely while chewing the deer tendon: "The emperor is very kind and loves the virtuous. The harem raised many people who made elixir for him. After I gave him the medicine, when I lectured on Buddhist scriptures, people don't like to listen to them. Art..." Thinking of the scenery when Yuqian got it right back then, Master Xiao Guo couldn't help shaking his neck in excitement: "What are those Taoist priests? No matter their theoretical level or practical level, they are not as good as ours back then. Anyway, we have also seen a few love actions. When I bought the Buddhist scriptures, I gave a copy of Dao Zang as a gift. The emperor knows my level. What is it like to watch the sky at night? My brother is an immortal who can make small blue pills."

Inflated ego.Head Chu shook his head, lowered his head, eating vegetarian dishes and drinking vegetarian wine.After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Master Xiao Guo once again talked about the relationship problem: "You said that I am almost three times now, and I am still in front of a monk. When will the marriage be resolved? It would be great if you have Yin Chengqin, brother." I can't even find a man!"

Junior Brother Yao also echoed: "That's right, baldness is too unattractive, so you have to find someone with hair. You two are so old, you can't find someone who is too young, or is it not an old cow eating young grass? I'm looking for Fifteen or sixteen is quite right, but our two junior sisters are indeed, they are still a little younger."

When it comes to love affairs, head Chu has the most say. He propped his chin in one hand and taught the two of them: "If you're looking for it, it's better to find a time-traveling girl. Both sides have a common topic, and you don't have to pretend to be an ancient person. I'm afraid that your behavior will be exposed." It’s true. And the time-traveling girls love to do business to make money, and they also like to expand their social network. Whether they take the route of farming or house fighting, they can lead a small family to become rich. But the time-traveling girls are all rushing to the princes and the emperor. , Even those who are looking for ordinary people are looking for someone with a great career, or someone who can study and become an official. We are poor and white country people, and people don’t bother to look at it.”

Yao Chengna is also a poor countryman, but he also has the advantage of buying a lot of books.After being told by the head of Chu, he had a new idea: "Then I still have hope. Although it is not good to follow you in the rivers and lakes now, but I have a good literary talent. I will write about the Dream of the Red Chamber and the Three Kingdoms tomorrow. It's a pity that Water Margin and Journey to the West can't be used anymore... No, in fact, it can be used, and then it is said to incorporate our experience to increase the sense of reality... But if the time-traveling women also have this knowledge, I will definitely not be happy that I snatched them The opportunity to earn contribution points, if not done well, I would be even more unwilling to follow me."

Xiao Guoshi said: "Don't even dream about it, we will not be able to catch up with the time-traveling girl in this life, honestly wait for the next life."

Yao Caizi asked: "Why do you have to live in the next life? You can't be too pessimistic. If you two can't catch up, it doesn't mean I can't catch up. Maybe one of my poems won the Sacred Heart, and I can be a cabinet scholar."

Xiao Guoshi shook his head and revealed the inside story: "Leader Hua said that female traversers will not be allowed to participate in the development of this unmodified parallel space. Because the status of women here is too low, it is easy for them to pass through. Injury. Unless it is a female who has passed the test and has a male psychological gender, she can’t come here if she wants to be a male. Think about it, that means that she was a female biologically before time travel, and now she is also a pure man. Yet?"

Junior Brother Yao bowed his head in pain, and head Chu had no choice but to persuade him: "It's okay, aren't there some original women here? You are all gentle and considerate, and your husband is your god. You are only 17 years old, and you are just right for them. If you really time travel As for women, you only wear them after graduating from college, and they are all older than you, don't you feel awkward?"

Caizi Yao fell down quickly and got up quickly, and once he figured it out, he immediately became happy again: "Yeah, the local people here don't know that I copied it, so they must worship me as a great talent. It is conducive to the harmony of husband and wife. But what should you two do? You are so old, and you really want to marry little LOLI? You have to hurry up, Xiao Xiao, and you have to find the leader of Hua to solve the problem for you! Big brother, you are also hypocritical. No matter how old you are, Senior Brother Yin doesn't think you're an uneducated countryman."

"What kind of uneducated countryman? I am also the leader of a faction, a farmer entrepreneur, and a personal scientific research worker. Who dares to dislike me? Hey, you two, where are your elbows? Am I wearing the same clothes as you? Yin Chengqin is the same as you, why are you talking to him and belittling me?"

Master Xiao Guo was broad-minded, and took the initiative to apologize to the head of Chu: "Of course we are going to you, but it's just a matter of reasoning. If you find a local unmarried, you think you are too young; if you are looking for clothes, they are pure men; otherwise you Just find a widow of a similar age. I don’t know if she is happy to remarry; hugged in the room, he is still naked?"

Yao Shaoxia testified from the side: "I also remember that it scared me that day. This big brother undressed in front of us, and I was too embarrassed to see it. To be honest, you really didn't use your identity as the head to harass me? How could you He even took off his pants."

"Everyone is male, what can't you take off?" Headmaster Chu became angry from embarrassment, stood up and patted the table to accuse them of dirty thinking.His hands were full of strength, he was drunk and he didn't know what to do, when he slapped down, the dishes on the table jumped up so high.

Xiao Guoshi quickly rescued the dishes in front of him, Yao Chengna held the beef soup tightly in his arms, and complained in unison that he couldn't serve it to the dinner table even though he was crazy.Especially Xiao Guoshi, weeping with blood and tears: "I am a monk here, do you know how difficult it is to eat meat? You smashed this table, and you can eat another table when you turn around. I don't know where to go." Only in my lifetime can I get another piece of meat to eat!"

Junior Brother Yao looked sadly at the chicken soup and wine pouring out of the table, and then taught him: "What disease do you think you are suffering from? Who doesn't know that you are so crushed by Yin Chengqin that you can't turn over? You have the ability to put him down Press it back, what are you making trouble with us? It’s better to be embarrassing than eating, how many chickens, ducks, fish, pigs and cattle have to be sacrificed for this table? Waste is a crime against life!”

Master Xiao drank two mouthfuls of beef soup to subdue his shock, but calmed down a bit, and said to Junior Brother Yao: "Forget it, with his IQ, there will never be a day in his life that will overwhelm Yin Chengqin. Let him vent and let him vent. Let's eat ours." .”

The head of Chu was furious, and kicked away the chair, and Su Zhai stopped eating. "Nonsense! With my IQ, I can overwhelm Yin Chengqin without any pressure!"

The two of them didn't even answer the conversation, they were busy eating their own food, and looked at him with cold eyes.He suddenly realized that there was some ambiguity in his statement, and hurriedly added: "I mean, I overwhelm Yin Chengqin's IQ...I mean, I overwhelm Yin Chengqin in IQ...Anyway, sooner or later, I'll show you!"

"Is this telling the truth? I said that Leader Hua can't be wrong. There must be something wrong with those two."

"Suppress love, what's the matter with us, anyway, I don't... just let me see."

The voices of the two people in the room were low, but they happened to be heard by the head of Chu.Head Chu was extremely angry and helpless, picked up a chicken leg from the table, and started to chew it hard.

At this moment, a very familiar voice suddenly came from outside the door: "Senior Brother Yin, what is IQ? But 'Zhi Shang' who is 'committed to doing business', or 'Preparing for Funeral'?"

The head of Chu couldn't chew anymore, and the chicken leg in his hand fell on the table unconsciously.What did he just say?How much did Junior Brother Yin hear?What are these people doing here if they don't have anything to do?