Don't run away

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Al?As soon as I crossed over, I encountered kidnapping!

Huh?Not kidnapping, but revenge?

No!Uncle, good uncle, I will no longer scold you in my heart for blaming Mi Li!

What?Want me to be a monk?

Well... Although there is no meat to eat, the steamed buns are pretty good!

Nani?Want me to send invitations?

Master, I'm still underage!You are employing child labor!

What are you chasing me for?Steamed buns are not good!

Jianghu or something, I hate it the most!

1. Kidnapping...

On a thunderstorm night, outside an ordinary dilapidated temple, a young woman stood in the pouring rain and shouted to the sky: "Thief! Give me back my baby!!" The voice was shrill and miserable, piercing the sky.

Suddenly, a burst of lightning flashed across, reflecting the terrifying face of the woman.On the woman's pretty face, there was a hideous wound across the cheek, the flesh was turned outward, and the blood mixed with the rain was bubbling out.It's just that the woman seemed to be unconscious, allowing herself to be drenched in the heavy rain.

And in the woods ten miles away from the ruined temple, a black figure was rapidly shuttling through the woods.This person was wearing a black cloak, which almost blended with the sky at this time, but he could still see the lightning from time to time, and his chest swelled up, and he was even more careful. It must be an important thing to protect the front with a cloak.

Xiao Yuanshan snatched the child from Erniang Ye smoothly, and didn't linger too much, just carefully hugged the child and ran away all the way.It's just that this soft mass in his arms is really obedient!After such a long time, he didn't cry or make trouble, Xiao Yuanshan felt a little relieved, if this kid started to cry, he really didn't know if his impatience would throw him halfway to death!

After running wildly all the way, after making sure that there would be no danger of being caught up, Xiao Yuanshan slowed down, sneaked into a small town, found a small shop that was not closed, asked for a room, dropped the money, and hurriedly Holding the ball in his arms, he entered the room.

Xiao Yuanshan hasn't felt movement in his arms for a long time, even if he is too good to cry, there must be someone kicking his legs and stretching out his hands or something!But now...

Could it be that this little guy smothered himself to death?

Startled by his own thoughts, Xiao Yuanshan kicked open the door and didn't even bother to close it. He hurriedly walked to the bed, pulled the cloak aside casually, revealing the small , little life.

The little thing breathes gently, has a ruddy complexion, clenches his fleshy little hands loosely, and curls them up on his chest.

'Hoo~' I was slightly relieved, it turned out that the little thing just fell asleep!Carefully put him on the bed, pulled a small piece of quilt to cover him, just after finishing all this, there was a knock on the door.

"Guest officer, the bath water is ready for you!" Xiao Er put down the bucket in his hand, stood at the door and looked around, looking in the direction of the bed.

Xiao Yuanshan's face sank, he quickly removed the curtain of the bed to cover Xiao Er's sight, strode over, threw a piece of silver to Xiao Er, and then kicked him out.

"It's okay, don't bother me!"

After Xiao Yuanshan finished washing, he put on a jacket loosely and climbed onto the bed.The little thing fell asleep very soundly, he didn't know when he put his thumb in his mouth and sucked it, Xiao Yuanshan glanced at him, felt like laughing, touched his nose inexplicably, then lay down on his back, and fell asleep.

Sleeping until early in the morning, the quiet inn suddenly burst into a loud cry of a baby.

"Oh! Brat! Stop howling!" Xiao Yuanshan propped up his body with one hand, looking at a kid with a big mouth, toothless slobber, and the wet map under him with a headache ...

It turned out that Xiao Yuanshan, who was already alert after sleeping soundly, felt a hot and humid sensation from his left arm. He opened his eyes and saw that the little thing beside him kicked the quilt away at some point, and he, who was only wearing crotch pants, Now I am happily sprinkling water on my body!

Xiao Yuanshan's arms, his own lower body and the bed were all wet, Xiao Yuanshan couldn't help but woke up the little thing in his sleep.As a result, before Xiao Yuanshan had time to say anything, the little thing opened his eyes and looked, then opened his mouth and began to howl.

Tut tut!That little face was wrinkled, as if he had been wronged so much!Who made the mistake! !

Xiao Yuanshan's patience suddenly dropped to the lowest level!

well!In fact, it’s no wonder our Niantong little friend, whoever wakes up and finds that he has shrunk and turned into a milk doll will be very surprised!Fortunately, our Niantong little friend is very calm and actively accepts the fact that he has traveled through time, but in this situation, seeing that he wets the bed uncontrollably, so our Niantong little friend can't help it. Calm down!He opened his mouth to express something, but as soon as he uttered it, all the words turned into crying...

"I said brat, if you cry again, I'll hit your dumb acupoint!" Xiao Yuanshan, who had already been impatient, threatened with a sullen face, but Xiao Daxia, why didn't he think about it, normally a few months old Can babies understand human speech?

Fortunately, Niantong is not an ordinary child, and he knows current affairs, so he stopped his voice very obediently, but because he closed his voice too quickly, he accidentally crossed his breath, and our little friend Niantong hiccupped up! !

"Hic! Hiccup! Hiccup..." Niantong's small body twitched, his little red nose and rabbit-like eyes looked at Xiao Yuanshan pitifully.

'Smelly old man, if you don't come and pat me, I'm going to die of convulsions! ! '

However, Xiao Yuanshan didn't know how to read minds, and he didn't know how to raise children, he just frowned to himself, looking at the mess of Nuantong and the bed, the more he looked at it, the more upset he became...

Niantong didn't see Xiao Yuanshan's reaction for a long time, but he himself was tired and anxious by the hiccup, rolled his eyes secretly, scolded the stupid old man in his heart, and then returned to his childish demeanor, weakly Stretching out his short and fat arms, motioned Xiao Yuanshan to pick him up, as long as he could pick him up, he would habitually pat himself.

It's just that this Xiao Yuanshan is really a big bastard, he doesn't know anything about children, but he just had a son, and he died before he hugged him a few times, so the current Xiao Yuanshan can't be compared to the kind of boy he never brought with him. Like a man with a child, the big girl gets on the sedan chair for everything—the first time.

Looking at Nian Tong's outstretched arm, Xiao Yuanshan pressed it down mercilessly, and by the way, like peeling off a bamboo shoot, he tore off the wet slit pants on Nian Tong's body.Immediately, a small part of Niantong was exposed to the air without reservation.

Nian Tong was ashamed and angry!He didn't reach out for a hug anymore, he just waved his short and fat hands blindly, trying to cover his white, tender and soft little brother, and he didn't even know when he stopped hiccupping.

Xiao Yuanshan looked at Niantong's reaction with interest, never thought that such a little thing would know how to be ashamed!Tsk tsk, what a miracle!

On the spur of the moment, Xiao Yuanshan actually stretched out a finger, and flicked a certain place that Niantong couldn't hide with evil intentions.

'Boom' Niantong's face instantly turned red, and his two little hands waved even more joyfully.

'It's a stinky old man, strange millet li, a pervert! ' Niantong scolded anxiously and angrily in his heart, but he couldn't stop Xiao Yuanshan's movements.

Xiao Yuanshan seemed very satisfied with Nian Tong's reaction, and he never tired of teasing Nian Tong.

But then again, the place for this little thing is—er, pocket!

However, Xiao Yuanshan didn't know that a newborn baby has very poor self-control, otherwise there would be no bedwetting.Just now, Niantong wet the bed and was frightened by himself, so he held back halfway. Now, being stimulated so directly by Xiao Yuanshan, Niantong couldn't hold back, and urinated again. on Xiao Yuanshan's face.

"Heck..." Nian Tong's heart is balanced, Nian Tong is happy, Nian Tong is satisfied!

'Who told you that you just teased me, you deserve it! "Niantong is proud of himself in his heart!All the shame, indignation, and embarrassment just now disappeared, and some just gloated at Xiao Yuanshan's distressed appearance. 'However, uncle, this is authentic boy's urine, good stuff!Don't waste it! Niantong grinned without giving any face, and the crystal saliva flowed down the corner of his mouth.

Xiao Yuanshan became angry from embarrassment, put the index finger and middle finger of his right hand together, and swiped at Niantong's body twice.

'Help!Child abuse! 'Niantong cried out for help from the bottom of his heart, but now he can't move his eyes except for other parts of his body.

'Help, people are going to freeze to death! 'After a while, Niantong sucked his nose pitifully, looking forward to who will appear at this time! "Damn old man, why haven't you come back~" Thinking, Nian Tong shivered uncontrollably.

However, no one could hear Nian Tong's call. Everyone was disturbed by his trouble just now, and they were trying to catch up on sleep at this moment!But Xiao Yuanshan went out to find a place to take a bath and change clothes, he completely forgot about Nian Tong.

So, little friend Niantong, just admit it!

2. The monk...

When Xiao Yuanshan reappeared at the inn the next day, the ball in his arms got even bigger.As long as you get a little closer, you can see that Niantong's little friend has been wrapped several times by Xiao Yuanshan's haphazard inner, outer, and inner layers, and his round face has become limp at this moment. , the nose is also red, and there are two crystal liquids hanging below it.

wait until it's about to flow into your mouth