Reborn I am a cat

"Then tell me what's going on?!"

"Ahem...Actually, this can only be said to be..." Pei Wei showed a serious expression, and then said something that made Lin You vomit blood. "Accident, pure accident."

Is there any way to beat the ghost in front of me to death?Tell him quickly! ! !

"Ahem..." Pei Wei pointed at his finger, "I didn't do it on purpose, I just pushed you lightly, who knew you were so stupid that you ran onto the cat..."

Lin You grinned at him.

"Actually, you should think about the good. You didn't die, you just turned into a cat, and you met such a good owner, so you can rest easy..." Pei Weipiao walked to the side of He Ning in front of the computer desk Sending him a bit of cool breeze, seeing him shivering to turn off the air conditioner, he smiled happily.

"Pei Wei! I curse you to go down to the [-]th floor of hell and never turn over!!!"

Lin You blew his beard and stared, frantic.

The face of a certain ghost suddenly turned into thousand-year-old ice, and its smile shattered into pieces of ice.Raised his sleeves and waved towards Lin You. If it was a small cool breeze just now, then it is a super hurricane now. Lin You tremblingly rolled from the front of the sofa to the end, and then fell from the end to the ground. For the N+1 time, the wind was messy up.

"Strange! I always feel that there is a strong wind...Mao Tuaner, are you alright?"

Lin You huddled in He Ning's arms, staring at Pei Wei, aggrieved and pitiful.

Huh?Did you see something?He didn't see anything... Pei Wei brushed off his sleeves and looked away.

It's too vicious to never stand up or something...

After some reassurance and calm, the two sides sat down again to have a friendly conversation after stabilizing their minds.

"Actually, I have visited you..."

"what?"

"……body of."

Don't speak out of breath, okay?

Lin You scratched his head with his claws in confusion.He still has a body?How can a body survive without a soul?He thought his body had been burned to ashes in the crematorium...

Pei Wei sat down and crossed his legs, "Humans have three souls and seven souls. Your soul entered the cat's body, but when the car accident happened, you had one soul attached to your body. It made you survive..." Pei Wei smiled elegantly and charmingly at Lin You, "It's just that you've become a vegetable now."

This is not good news, brother!Why are you smiling so proudly!

Lin You blinked at Pei Wei, thought for a while and said, "Then as long as my soul returns to my body, won't I be able to wake up?"

"Huh? It's rare for you to be smart. But..." Pei Wei showed a embarrassed expression.

Lin You showed his small white fangs, "Don't tell me you can't do it!"

"I'm really sorry, I don't have such great power..." Pei Wei spread his hands, "Our business is only responsible for hooking the souls of the dead back to the underworld to help them reincarnate. But we can't seduce souls from living creatures Yes, so when you enter the body of this cat, you are doomed to become a cat... Unless you die, your soul can leave the body, and then I will help you return to the soul, if If there are no accidents, you will definitely be able to live again with your own body!"

Pei Wei touched Lin You's head with a smile, "Anyway, a kitten's lifespan is short, so don't worry about waiting for a few years..."

"Ahhh, Pei Wei, go to hell!!!"

Lin You flung his teeth and claws at him.Pei Wei quickly got out of the way, swinging leisurely in the air, watching Lin You's head fall on the ground, and smiled lightly.

"Thanks, I've been dead for 1000 years."

He Ning hung up the phone and carried the kitten back to the sofa, pointing at his nose and complaining: "You keep falling around all day long, what the hell are you doing?!"

Lin You lay weakly on his lap, looked in Pei Wei's direction, and the dead ghost had disappeared.

Depend on!Think of you as some scumbag penguin!Still invisible... Pooh!

Lin You complained about Pei Wei silently, and when he heard He Ning's words, his mood instantly improved.

"Baby, I have good news for you! I found a job, haha, I'll give you extra meals tonight, let's celebrate!"

Ignoring the extremely disgusting three words in front, Lin You salivated involuntarily when he thought of the extra meal at night—there is nothing to say about a man's culinary skills. Hit to kill.

It's just that, don't you think it's weird to celebrate alone with a cat?

Lin You thought carefully about Pei Wei's words again.

The scorching sun shines on his fur through the window sill, making him feel dizzy.

Only death... can restore his soul to its place...

If you jump off the balcony on the third floor, you won't be able to fall to your death. I don't know if you can fall to the death of a cat?

Lin You jumped onto the narrow guardrail, and stretched out a paw tremblingly... Uh, I always feel that it's too cruel...

"Mao Tuan'er, what are you doing?" The man's big palms quickly lifted Lin You back, "Don't run there, it's very dangerous, do you know?"

"Meow..." Lin You licked his paw, looking pitiful.

He doesn't seem to have the courage to take the initiative to seek death... Compared to jumping off a building, he would rather live as a cat...

But rather than being a cat, he still wants to be a human...

Lin You lowered his head aggrievedly.

He Ning brought a small dish of dried salted fish and put it in front of Lin You, "Eat it first if you're hungry, don't eat too much, be good."

The man had the usual gentle smile on his face, and he rubbed the kitten's chin with his fingers, giving people a very reassuring feeling.

Looking carefully, He Ning is quite handsome, with good-looking eyebrows and eyes, and his eyes always reveal an optimistic and upward light, and he cooks well.Self-confident, motivated, and a good family man.Has a punctual work and rest time, does not smoke, does not drink, and does not even have any nightlife, but has an unusual love for pets.Simple, a man like plain boiled water.

He is not suitable to be a lover, only suitable to be a husband.

Lin You killed this thought in his mind the moment it came up.

Then she threw herself into He Ning's arms.The man squeezed his little paw, and said with a smile: "Mao Tuan'er, if only you could talk, I don't know what you're thinking because you're so weird all day long..."

"Meow……"

In fact, he didn't think about anything...really...

Pei Wei reappeared a week later.He Ning is working hard at a news daily as an intern, so he is not at home.

"Can't you change your clothes? It's the 21st century now."

Lin You lay on the sofa and rolled his eyes at him, but Pei Wei stopped him with four words.

"What's the matter, sir?"

Well, forgive him... Mr. Pei Wei is falling into extreme depression because his immediate boss Yan Luo recently deducted this month's bonus.

In the final analysis, the reason for deducting the bonus was Lin You.

Yan Luo sent a message, he must give this matter a satisfactory result.This also means that he has caused himself a lot of trouble.

Pei Wei pouted and circled around Lin You.Lin You felt very cold, and hugged his cat's tail tightly.

"Lin You," a certain ghost called his name for the first time, and stopped beside him.

"Do you want to become a human?"

"You have a solution?" Lin You's eyes suddenly became bright.

Pei Wei smiled and took out a white crystal bead from his bosom, "Last time, I teamed up with Black and White to capture the ghost of a celestial master. He came back to please me in order to have a good pregnancy in the next life. This bead has been condensed for 500 years. The spirit bead of demon power, um, 500 years, is it enough for you, a kitten, to transform into a human form..."

"Give it to me!" Lin You rushed towards Pei Wei without saying a word.Pei Wei quickly floated to the ceiling, watching Lin You fall headlong.

"Tsk tsk, you're still so stupid, and you can't touch me..." With a sigh, Pei Wei leaned forward, "Great gift for Ghost Festival, I'll sell you a favor for 998, how about it? Do you want it or not?!"

The little birds that had circled around Lin You's head for several times dispersed, and stared at a pair of glass-like cat eyes, "You are too dark!"

When did you become a black-hearted businessman? !

Pei Wei pursed his lips, all the bonuses have been deducted, and he always finds a way to earn some extra money and get some money back.

"I want to inspect the goods first."

"Okay, I'll give you a taste, it tastes good..." Pei Wei broke off half of the beads and threw them into Lin You's mouth.

Then, a strange thing happened.

A faint white light glowed from the kitten's body, and it became more and more glaring. Pei Wei instinctively raised his arm to cover it. When the white light disappeared, he looked over again. A naked young man was sitting on the floor where the kitten was. superior.

"Ah!" Pei Wei uttered a surprised voice, covered his open mouth with his hands, his eyes glistened, he looked at Lin You without blinking, and shouted, "So cute!"

Why is it like a nympho little girl...

Lin You glared at him, looking at his white hands with distinct five fingers, he suddenly had the urge to burst into tears.

God!He finally changed back!

Sure enough, it's still good to be a man!

"Ah!" After watching for a long time, Lin You realized the fact that he was not wearing any clothes, and there was a nympho staring at him intently, and quickly screamed and covered his chest.

Pei Wei despised him, "Shouldn't you cover your lower body?"

Lin You grabbed the sofa at hand and wrapped himself up from the waist down to the thighs.

Standing up and moving his arms and legs, Lin You felt a little strange.Why do I always feel like there is something behind my butt?I scratched my hair, huh?Does it look like there's something on the head?

And what's the matter with Pei Wei always staring at him with star-like eyes? !

so weird...

Forget it, let's find some clothes to wear first.

"Lin You Lin You, can I touch you?" Pei Wei followed Lin You's butt step by step, with an idiot look on his face.

Lin You felt chilly, wondering if Pei Wei's head had been struck by lightning, and then walked into the bedroom, and pulled open He Ning's wardrobe.

Then, a shrill scream resounded from every corner of the room.

"what----------"

There is a long-length mirror in He Ning's closet, which clearly reflects Lin You's current appearance.

"Who?! Who is this young man with cat ears!!!"

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4. Change!body!Bar! ...

Recognize it, Lin You, isn't that you?

His face was still his original face, with delicate features and handsome features.The hair is much longer than before, and it pokes into the eyes from time to time, making Lin You always have to pull it with his hands.But that’s not the point, the point is—why did he have a pair of cat ears and a long cat tail out of thin air!

Ears and tail in black.His ears stand on end, and his tail dangles as he walks.Pei Wei held his face in his hands and commented, Lin You, you directly transformed into a cute cat-eared lady!No matter what to do, I am so cute!

...This guy is probably a cat ear control.

Fuck the cat ears!I want to be a normal person!

Lin You stared at him, his eyes seemed to burst into flames.Pei Wei still walked around beside Lin You with a smile on his own, reaching out his hand to touch Lin You's pointed ears from time to time, so he smiled more happily.Lin You flung his teeth and claws at Pei Wei, and finally fell to the floor in a ball.

"Meow..." It hurts so much.

He became a cat again.

Pei Wei floated around the room excitedly.

"My Jade Emperor! I haven't met a creature as cute as you in the 300 years since Xiaohua's death! Lin You Lin You, please go back and be my pet! I will definitely treat you well!"

"You, go, die!" Lin You gritted his teeth every word.

"... said I have been dead for 1000 years."

"Then remake it again!" Lin You jumped, "Why do I have cat ears? Why did I change back into a cat after less than 10 minutes? Hurry up and give me the remaining half of the spirit bead." ! I want to evolve!"

"Ah?" Pei Wei's expression changed suddenly, his smile was a little stiff, "I was too excited just now, it seems that I accidentally threw it away."

With a click, Lin You petrified.

He really fucking wants to throw Pei Wei into the frying pan!

If you only eat half a spirit bead, it means that you only have 250 years of demon power.If the Tao is not enough, all kinds of tragedies will naturally occur.

Under Lin You's vicious gaze, Pei Wei finally felt guilty, but there was only one Lingzhu, and if he lost it, he could never find it again.

Pei Wei has always been an optimist, and he stroked Lin You's head to comfort him, "At any rate, you have obtained half of the demon power, not to mention your original appearance with a pair of cat ears is so cute, you will definitely be loved by everyone of……"

Lin You jumped far away, "Stop fooling people! You shameless merchant, I refuse to pay and give you a bad review! You have seriously hurt my feelings, and it's good that I didn't ask you for mental damages It's over!"

Now Lin You seems to have classified Pei Wei as a kind of ghost.Otherwise, why did he continue to have troubles after meeting him?If you keep in touch with him, you will definitely have no good fruit to eat.

The smile on Pei Wei's face couldn't hold back when he heard this, "Hey, don't be like this, if you have something to discuss, I can give you a [-]% discount..."

"Unless you give me the remaining half of the bead...or let me return to my original body immediately."

Lin You stared at Pei Wei and made his request, which made Pei Wei frown.

After a long silence, Pei Wei said: "In the final analysis, it is still a question of not enough demon power, and that can also be cultivated. Everything bears the yin and embraces the yang. You are in the yang world, so you can absorb more yang energy..."

"What... Yang Qi?" Lin You didn't understand.

"Huh? If you get in touch with your handsome master, you will know that he has a good fortune, and he belongs to a person with strong yang energy..." Pei Wei raised his eyebrows and smiled wickedly.

The corner of Lin You's mouth began to twitch.

When He Ning returned home, the room seemed very quiet.

He had been hanging on his heart for a while and let go a little. It seemed that his kitten didn't cause him any trouble during the time he was away.Just pushing the bedroom door open, He Ning's face turned dark.

For no reason, the sofa was on the floor of the bedroom, and the door of the wardrobe was left open for no reason.

This is... a thief?

He Ning quickly denied this answer.

Because his kitten was sleeping soundly in his bed.

The sheets were wrinkled, and the ends were even dragged to the floor, and there were obvious marks of being ravaged by cat's claws.

He Ning thought that his cat could have done this. He thought it was impossible intellectually, but when he thought of the T-shirt and suit he was murdered last time, he felt that nothing was impossible.

But...what's the matter with this sofa release?

"Mao Tuaner," He Ning scratched Lin You's white belly, and then lifted him up, "Did you cause trouble again?"

"Meow……"

Lin Youzheng was sleepy and staring, suddenly soared into the air, the degree of shock can be imagined, immediately hugged He Ning tightly, flicking his furry tail, showing an extremely innocent look.

He Ning patted him on the head, put him on the floor, and was about to tidy up the room, when Lin You meowed and rushed towards him instead.

What did Pei Wei say... More contact with this man will help him absorb Yang Qi...

Hmm... absorbing Yang Qi...

He Ning was frightened by Lin You who was so enthusiastic.

"Mao Tuan'er, what are you doing... come down quickly, let me tidy up the room..."

Of course Lin You didn't listen, grabbed He Ning's neckline with his little paws, and rubbed against his chest—wow!He actually has muscles!

Lin You was a little envious and jealous.

The tail flicked and scratched He Ning's waist.Even through a layer of thin clothes, one can feel the itchy feeling when touched by the soft hair.

He Ning couldn't bear to laugh out loud.

"Don't, don't move the hairball...it's so itchy..." I laughed so hard that tears almost came out.

Eh?I didn't expect a man's waist to be so sensitive...

etc!Lin You came to his senses amidst He Ning's laughter, and quickly jumped away from the man.

Inexplicably, I felt a guilty conscience that I had molested a decent woman and man.

Really... Except for Li Shuyan, he is not interested in other men!

Lin You stepped on the catwalk and walked to other places with a haughty attitude.

"Strange, why is there a bell here?"

"Meow!"

Lin You rushed over at the speed of light - that bell is mine!

It has to be said that He Ning is really a bit slow, for something that appeared in his house inexplicably, he hung it around Lin You's neck without even thinking about it - he thought it was his cat, and then casually rummaged from it. Which corner turned it out.

Therefore, every time Lin You took a step, the bell on his neck would make a crisp and pleasant sound.This made Lin You a little depressed, as if he had really become an animal of his master's family.

But he couldn't throw it away at will - the bell was left by Pei Wei when he left.

The black-hearted ghost said, "This is a spiritual thing... When you encounter difficulties, ring it, and I will appear at any time..."

Lin You narrowed his eyes, waiting for his next sentence.

"Just 698, how about it? Isn't it cheap?!"

Sure enough, a philistine...

Lin You despised Pei Wei completely, and said coldly: "Go to hell!"

Pei Wei plucked his ears, "Thank you, my family lives in Yan Luodian, do you want to be a guest?"

Of course Lin You was not interested in going to the underworld as a guest, he glanced at the exquisite bell, not sure if it was true or not, so he wanted to try it out.

Pulling the silk rope around the neck, the bell immediately made a series of jingling sounds.

Five minutes later, Pei Wei appeared yawning.

"It's so slow..." Lin You sighed leisurely.

Pei Wei squeezed his fists, seeing Lin You's appearance, he knew that he was playing tricks on him on purpose, and his whole body was suddenly shrouded in a cloud, "I'm sleeping, big brother...a ghost also needs enough sleep Okay...you will lose my life if you disturb me like this, big brother..."

After blurting out dissatisfaction like a cannonball, there was a pause for a second, Pei Wei's eyes lit up, "Could it be that you want to pay me, so I won't care about you..."

"Go to hell." Lin You's words shattered all Pei Wei's fantasies.

Pei Wei gave him a cold look, then sat down graciously and waved to him, "Forget it, look at you, you must have no savings, I'll put it in the account first, and burn it to me later ah……"

The black thread immediately covered Lin You's cat's head.

Like him, he realized later that he didn't realize until now that, as a ghost, what Mr. Pei Wei wants is of course... Ming coins.

"Then I have to become a human being." Lin You muttered, and suddenly remembered something, "Pei Wei, you haven't told me how to transform into a human yet!"

"It's very simple, you shout 'I want to transform!' to the sky and it becomes..."

Such an embarrassing way, Lin You actually did it.

It was only later that Lin You realized that to transform, you only need to use your mind to control it. There is no difference between silently chanting and yelling loudly. Pei Wei said this, of course, just to punish him, so he cursed Pei Wei in his heart very angrily. Turn over thousands of times.

But now Lin You has jumped onto the windowsill, facing the blue sky outside.

"Meow--!!!"

I!want!Change!body!

A white light flashed by, and the naked Lin You fell to the floor with a thud, Pei Wei showed the same nympho expression as yesterday.

Cat ears, cat tails, everything is available.Lin You couldn't help stretching out his hand to touch it. It was really awkward for this non-human object to be placed on him.

This time, Lin You was the first to realize the condition of his whole body, and the first thing he did was to run to He Ning's bedroom and feel for a shirt to put on.

He Ning was tall, and his clothes were big. A big white sweater directly covered Lin You's buttocks. He shook his tail helplessly, revealing the scenery.

Pulling open a drawer, there were He Ning's underwear in it, Lin You drew out a pair of triangular men's underwear, quickly threw it back, and pushed the drawer back to its original position.

With an extra tail, it must be awkward to wear pants...

This is not the point, the point is—this kind of situation makes Lin You feel a deep sense of wretchedness...

If it was a girl who picked me up back then... Forget it, don't think about it anymore.

Lin You turned his head silently, and started strolling around the room in an undershirt.

I don't know how long this time can last...

Lin You found that the more he tried to pretend not to care, the more he cared. In just a few minutes, he had touched his ears and tail several times, and then felt that the furry feel was quite good. .

... He really is a person who is willing to accept reality.

Pei Wei smiled, "It's fine if you get used to it. After all, it takes time to integrate the 250-year-old monster power with yourself. When you cultivate to a certain level, time and shape are not a problem at all..."

Lin You was greatly relieved by these words, and took out the half can of milk in the refrigerator, and then fucked up.

Then he went to the kitchen to wash a cucumber and ate it. When he returned to the living room, he saw Pei Wei staring at the apple on the coffee table.

As the first ghost friend he knew, Lin You suddenly became interested in Pei Wei.

Wearing ancient costumes and holding the book of life and death, it looks very powerful, but in essence it is a scumbag.

The only thing I worry about is being deducted from the bonus, but I can still receive the tribute from the ghost...

From time to time, she looks like a nympho, because... is it a cat ear control?

For a while, he turned into a good man, and for a while he became a shameless profiteer...

After all, what is he doing? !

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Why can [色|猫] on the title be framed... OTL

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5. What is the snail girl can eat...

"Want to know? Burn that apple for me..."

The apples on the coffee table look big, round and red, and they will definitely be crispy, sweet and juicy when bitten.Pei Wei seems to have coveted it for a long time.

The cucumber in Lin You's mouth fell to the ground with a thud

Hehe, burning apples is really an unbelievable thing...

"Are you sure this will work?" Lin You struggled, forked an apple with his chopsticks, went to the kitchen to turn on the gas, and there was a strange smell in the air.

Pei Wei nodded, with a happy smile on his face, "Xiao Youyou, you are so kind to me..."

Unlike the cold-faced Hades who oppressed him physically, he had to hit him again mentally.The bonus has been deducted, and I can't even afford an apple. If I go out to catch a brat, I can be brought back alive by him...

As a judge, he really has no face at all, and he will be ridiculed by black and white impermanence from time to time, pitiful and lamentable...

Young Master Pei Wei deeply shed a handful of bitter tears for himself.

Lin You not only didn't sympathize with Pei Wei, but showed his gossip essence.

"Hey, are you and Hades CP?"

Good question Lin You!Hit the nail on the head.

Pei Wei coughed, "Everyone in the world knows that there are only Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai as official spouses in the underworld..."

Lin You suddenly realized, "Oh~ Then you must be the deputy CP... ah!"

The reason for the "ah" was that Pei Weipiao went behind Lin You and pinched his cat's tail fiercely. After pinching, he felt unwilling, so he ate a handful of tofu on that white and tender butt.

Then, Lin You trembled, and the apple on the chopsticks slammed into flames. Before 0.01 seconds before it burned his paws, Lin You yelled and threw the object on the ground, and the flames of the gas stove burst into flames. The white walls of the kitchen were instantly blackened.At such an urgent moment, Mr. Pei Wei looked at the black and unknown object on the ground burning with small flames, and said with regret: "My apple..."

Lin You instantly wanted to pounce on him and bite him - are you sure you can still eat this kind of thing?

Then, Lin You found out that he turned back into a cat again.

The total time, 11 minutes and 09 seconds.

congratulations.Compared with the last time, it has improved by 69 seconds, which is really gratifying.

Lin You was aggrieved and hugged his tail that was almost pinched off by Pei Wei, his round eyes reflected the flames on the stove, and he took a deep breath.

After shivering for a while, three big bloody characters instantly appeared in my mind... over, egg, over.

He Ning opened his mouth into an O shape for 10 minutes, then went downstairs in a panic and called the property owner.

"Uh...the milk in my refrigerator has been drunk, and several cucumbers are missing in the kitchen...and Mr. Property, look at my kitchen. I don't know what this black thing on the ground is. There was a pungent smell, and the walls were inexplicably blackened, obviously from a fire... I just moved here, and I don't know much about our area, but tell me, I saw this when I got home How does the scene feel, so I want to ask you... Is the security here not very good?"

"It's nothing!" The fat property manager waved his hand and smiled like a Maitreya Buddha, "The security in our community has always been first-class. Every household has security doors and windows. Every intersection They are all equipped with surveillance cameras, which are certified by well-known brands. Even a mosquito flying past can be clearly photographed by it... and we also have 24-hour special patrols. Ordinary petty thieves would never dare to stand in front of us. Make waves!"

"But what if he's not an ordinary little thief?"

"But you haven't lost anything, have you?"

"But my family has become like this, you have to give me an explanation, right?"

"Okay... But I want to ask Mr. He first, are you sure you don't have sleepwalking problems?"

He Ning lowered his face, "I never sleepwalk when I sleep, let alone it's still daytime."

Lin You huddled in the corner of the sofa, watched the man arguing with the property staff, and covered a thumping heart.Fortunately, Pei Wei is a ghost, and He Ning can't see him; fortunately, he is a cat, and men will not suspect him; fortunately, Pei Wei knows a little magic, and turning off the gas stove did not cause a greater disaster... …

Hehehehe... I am so lucky...

Lin You was enjoying himself, when he raised his eyes, he saw the tortoise on the window sill staring at him contemptuously, as if he had grasped all the evidence of his crime, his heart twitched, and he quickly bared his teeth and raised his claws at it to demonstrate, the tortoise immediately Whisper into the shell.

Damn... I actually forgot that there are seventeen living creatures in this room besides him and He Ning.But looking at those stupid fish and that stupid turtle who can't become a goblin or become a human, and their combat effectiveness is 0, Lin You thinks it's not worth mentioning.

After seeing off the property manager, He Ning sat on the sofa with a serious face, and then grabbed Lin You onto his lap.

"Little Maotuan'er... What do you think is going on here?" With a puzzled tone.

Lin You sneered... Hehe, I wouldn't tell you if I knew.

Can't help but rub against He Ning's body again - this chest is really comfortable to lean against!

Don't think about it in a wrong way... More contact with men will help absorb Yang energy and transform into a human being... Well, he is just for transformation... He is such a pure person (cat)...

He Ning touched the kitten's head, "You've become a good boy... have you fallen in love with me?"

chua!

No need to ask, five paw prints.

He Ning took a weekend off to be self-reliant and repainted the kitchen walls back to white.

Lin You found that men have a certain degree of cleanliness, and housework may also be one of his hobbies.The room must be tidied meticulously and the windows should be bright and clean.Although paying attention to environmental hygiene is a great advantage, Lin You can't bear to have to clean up with him every night before going to bed.

He Ning looked at Lin You in surprise while taking a bath, "Little cat, why do I feel that you... are blushing?" So Lin You struggled to look away from He Ning's well-proportioned figure, and once again disturbed the bathroom like The typhoon is normal.

Later...he saw He Ning's naked body a lot, and he got used to it.Seeing He Ning's big hands rubbing his body back and forth, forming a pile of bubbles, Lin You squinted his eyes, meowing in a low voice, and then felt that his skin was getting thicker.

When He Ning was at home, Lin You didn't dare to transform, for fear of scaring people.But he always followed behind He Ning step by step, wagging his tail when the man's eyes looked at him, um, how does one say it - wagging his tail and begging for mercy?

For that little yang energy, Lin You, you are too unambitious...

Pei Wei looked at Lin You through the water mirror in the Palace of the King of Hell, and casually summoned a kid to ask, "Where did Hell go?"

"Reporting to my lord, His Highness Hades went to the Heavenly Court to find the Supreme Lord to play chess, and if he said he won, he would give His Highness the Soul-Living Pill."

"That's not a sure thing!"

Lihun Pill, as the name suggests, is something that can help people leave their souls. It is exactly what Lin You needs. Using the Lihun Pill to separate his soul from the cat, and then using magic power to help him return to his soul, this troublesome matter is considered a it's over.

No one in the world knows that Laojun is a stinky chess player, and when playing chess with him, he always wins and never loses.If you win, you can get the benefits of Laojun, but Laojun is very slow to move. A game of chess can be played from sunrise to sunset the next day. No one has the patience to spend time with him, so Laojun goes to heaven and earth, Can't find anyone who is willing to play chess with him, how lonely it is!

This time, Yan Luo was asking for the pill for Pei Wei.Yan Luo didn't care about spending a day and a night with Laojun, but Pei Wei was depressed.One day in the sky, one year underground.Then when will he come back? !I just had the heart to leave him alone...

Uh, forget it... Mr. Judge waved his hand, "Go and get me an apple."

The little ghost drifted away, and Pei Wei's eyes fell on the water mirror again.

The unmotivated Lin You is nestling at He Ning's feet.He eats and sleeps all day, becoming more and more like a ball, which really complements the kitten's name.

One day after becoming a human, Lin You weighed himself once, and his eyes almost popped out.

That's right, after being kept as a pet for so long, it's simply impossible for her weight not to rise in a straight line.

Lin You squeezed the flesh on his belly, kicked the weighing machine in grief and indignation, then hugged his swollen toes and howled.

lose weight.These two words clearly appeared in Lin You's mind.

Unexpectedly, He Ning stewed a pot of thick fish bone soup at night, and the overflowing aroma immediately hooked the greedy worms in Lin You's stomach, and the idea of ​​losing weight burst like a bubble in the sun , never see you again.

Lin You touched his bulging belly, complaining about He Ning in his heart.Why make soup?why?I didn't know I was losing weight!It's just raising cats, not pigs... This man is really annoying...

If He Ning knew that his cat was so heartless and would be disgusted by him serving delicious food, he wondered if he would throw Lin You out of the window on the spot.

But now the man just looked at the scale with a confused face, okay, why did it break down?

In the blink of an eye, another half a month slipped by.

Lin You constantly switches identities between cats and people.I don't know if it's the effect of the panacea or the effect of being close to men, but the time it takes for him to become a human is getting longer and longer.

Lin You calmly accepts the existence of cat ears and cat tails, and sometimes even feels that they are an indispensable part of himself.Shake your head away from this horrible thought and continue to scramble for food in the fridge