Reborn I am a cat

I couldn't even stand still, and my two thin legs were shaking on the ground.

Lin You paralyzed beside He Ning, strangled the man several times as if discouraged.

How could this pig-like man die!I will definitely die before him...

He pulled out the bell from under the sofa and shook it to death.

5 minutes later……

10 minutes later……

After half an hour...

Lin You jumped up, "Ah, damn Pei Wei, if you don't show up again, I will curse you forever and never turn over!"

"I think I'd better go find Xiaobai first..." A ghost who was already standing at the window took a deep breath.Lin You hurriedly grabbed him, "TAT don't go...I need you..."

Pei Wei ordered Lin You to strip off He Ning's clothes and wipe off the blood on his body. The two dark wounds on his neck looked a little scary.

"Is this bitten by a female ghost?" Pei Wei looked at it with interest, "Sure enough, someone came to the door..."

"What are you muttering about?" Lin You glared at him, "Hurry up! Fortunately, Xiaobai also said that you are good at medicine, if there is something wrong with him, I will curse you..."

"Okay, okay. If you don't bother me, I'm tired of hearing it." Pei Wei pulled out his ears, and said to Lin You, "reach out." Then he took out a small porcelain bottle from his sleeve, and poured it down More than a dozen round and jade-like pills came out.

"Just feed him."

Lin You looked at the big, small, red, yellow, white, and rainbow-like pills in his hands, and opened his mouth into an O shape.

"Are you kidding me?! Will taking so many medicines won't kill people? Are you sure you're saving lives? Not murder?!"

"Why would I murder your man if I'm fine? He won't be accepted until he reaches the underworld!" Pei Wei squinted at Lin You, "Let me tell you, this is an elixir. I just got it from Laojun, and it has quality certification." .Look, the red one is for invigorating blood; the yellow one is for detoxification; the white one is for muscle growth; the black one is for nourishing yang..."

Huh?Mr. Pei Wei, did you say something wrong?

Pei Wei introduced the properties of the medicine one by one, and then Lin You was willing to stuff the pills into He Ning's mouth.Then he said to Pei Wei with a mournful face, "I can't swallow it."

A certain ghost pointed at the water glass, Lin You poured water to feed He Ning, but still said with a mournful face, "I still can't swallow..."

Pei Wei was speechless...

"I've never seen such a stupid person like you! Feed mouth to mouth, can't you?!"

Lin You pressed his lips subconsciously.

Feed medicine?He's not good at this kind of thing...

What's more, I have to lose my first kiss.

Hearing Lin You's words, Pei Wei couldn't help being happy from the bottom of his heart.

"Poor kid, you still don't know that your first kiss has been taken away by this man unconsciously, right? Actually, there is nothing to care about, but if you really don't want to save him, I believe he will soon You can meet me..."

After Pei Weixu finished the above words, Lin You had already moved his lips away from the corner of He Ning's mouth.Looking at Pei Wei inexplicably, "When did he kiss me? Why don't I remember?"

Pei Wei sat on the bedside table, "You are stupid, how can you compare to your master, you are a shrewd ghost!"

Lin You pouted at Pei Wei, "Then I'll kiss him back!" He counted ten pills in his hand, enough to kiss him ten times!

With that said, Lin You did just that.He kissed and licked and bitten all the way, and in the end, his brain was starved of oxygen, and he leaned on the man and gasped for breath.

A pair of ears trembled slightly with the frequency of his breathing.

On He Ning's white face, his lips were congested and swollen.Lin You said dazedly: "I always feel like I molested him..."

Pei Wei nodded indiscriminately and covered his eyes——I can't stand it!This picture is really too fragrant!

"Hey! When will he wake up?"

"Tomorrow will be the soonest." Mr. Pei looked at his nose and nose, and his heart sank in his dantian.

Lin You crouched on the man's body and refused to get up, his eyes drooping weakly.

"Did he find me?"

"Didn't you suspect it a long time ago?" Pei Wei cast his gaze on Lin You's dangling tail.

"How would I know..."

Dead He Ning, pretending to be a normal person... Aren't you scared at all?Don't you have any doubts?Not at all... don't you care?How can you really raise yourself as a cat? !

Lin You listened to the man's heartbeat in bewilderment, which was strong and steady.

"I told you to confess..."

"Huh? Let's talk about it later."

Lin You was too tired to open his eyes.He thought that he was fighting ghosts and feeding medicine for this man, how would He Ning repay him!Although Lin You still wanted to ask Pei Wei why a person like He Ning was attacked by a female ghost, but he was really exhausted, so he fell asleep just hugging the man.

In a daze, Lin You seemed to be dreaming. He heard a voice saying, Master He, look, this little cat demon has been practicing for 250 years, but he still can't grasp the key to becoming a human. Bullying, what can I do...

Lin You was so dizzy that he couldn't even distinguish between the male and female voices.Thinking, could this be time travel?Master He?Little cat demon?What the hell are they!Do you still think that he has not encountered enough supernatural events...

Then he heard the voice of another person, okay, I think he is cute too, let him follow me from now on...

The man squatted down, little cat demon, can you transform yourself into one for me to see?

Change...body...?

Lin You wagged his tail, shook his ears, gasped for breath, turned over, and fell to the floor with a "boom".

He opened his eyes suddenly.

It was already dawn, but He Ning's cell phone on the bedside table was ringing non-stop.

Lin You looked at his two little snow-white paws, thinking that he had turned back into a cat before he knew it...

He Ning is still awake.

The wound on the neck was healed and thorough, not even the slightest trace was left.

After the phone fell silent, the phone in the living room rang again.Lin You jumped onto the bed and scratched He Ning's chest, trying to wake him up, but failed.

Didn't Pei Wei say that he would wake up the next day?That quack...

Why don't you change back and tidy up the room before the man wakes up.Lin You thought so, but at this moment he encountered some problems.

Lin You found out——he couldn't change back.

Eh?Is the method wrong?No……

Lin You rolled around on the bed, shaking his ears and wagging his tail, after tossing for a long while he still looked like a cat.

Well...he decided to ask Pei Wei.After wandering around for a long while, he still didn't attract the ghost. He only heard him say from a distance: "I'm with Xiaobai! Little Youyou, take care of yourself if you have anything to do... I believe you won't have any problems." Oh, the problem!"

Go to hell you!With a kick, Lin You threw the broken bell under the bed again.

Taking advantage of the opportunity to bury himself in the sweater he wore, Lin You really had no face to face the messy bedroom he had made last night.

He Ning's clothes were still thrown on the bedside floor one by one, OHNO!It looks like it's still stained with blood... Lin You thinks it's okay, men are used to this kind of thing anyway, so he won't make a fuss...

Ann, Ann, continue to sleep... Lin You comforted himself while rubbing back and forth in He Ning's arms, picked a comfortable position and closed his eyes comfortably.

The author has something to say: Uh huh~ Can you guys guess what He Ning did before? ...&*@#￥%~ I always feel that this question is too unconstructive!

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19

19. Unreliable...

The man squatted down, little cat demon, can you transform yourself into one for me to see?

The kitten shook its ears and wagged its tail, as if it was trying its best, but it failed to transform into a human form until the end.The kitten couldn't help but lowered its head aggrievedly.

The man touched him and said with a smile, "It's so interesting..."

From then on, the kitten followed the man, inseparable.

When they are free, men will help people measure side characters, look at Feng Shui, and even agree to the request of the people to kill demons for them.

Only that time the man met a very powerful banshee in red, and when she was injured, she ran into someone's backyard in a panic.

The young man in white standing under the peach tree couldn't help turning his head in surprise.

The man was stunned.

Scenes of familiar scenes are constantly overlapping and changing in my mind.For a while it was a scene of him fighting a monster, for a while it was a scene of him having fun with a kitten, and in the next second it was a scene of him chatting with a boy in the courtyard, and the kitten, who had had enough of playing, pounced playfully into his arms.

The dream and the reality overlapped strangely. There were people he was familiar with, but there were also things and things he was unfamiliar with. They were revolving in his mind like a horse watching flowers. over here.

It actually startled the person in front of him.

"Li...shuyan?" He Ning opened his mouth in doubt.

"Ah, it's me." Li Shuyan collected himself, "You finally woke up..."

"I know you."

He Ning said something in an affirmative tone that made Li Shuyan inexplicable.

"Ah? We've known each other for a long time..." Li Shuyan looked at He Ning and decided to explain why he appeared here.

"Well, I'm sorry. I called you and you didn't answer. My cousin also said that you didn't go to work today. I was worried that something happened to you, so I came here to check. I got the key from the property. Well, you seem I have been in a coma until now, my body...is there no problem? Did something happen to me?"

Li Shuyan moved his gaze to the blood-stained clothes, and He Ning followed suit, but couldn't remember anything vaguely.

last night……

Did he encounter something?

I just remember someone shouting impatiently, "He Ning...He Ning...don't die..."

That man saved himself...

Who is it?

"He Ning, He Ning." Li Shuyan called him, "What are you thinking? Do you... have a fever?"

He Ning looked at Li Shuyan who was close at hand, and suddenly stretched out his hand to caress his lips.The thumb rubbed back and forth on his lips. This ambiguous movement made Li Shuyan froze all of a sudden, and he lowered his hand weakly to test the man's body temperature.

"He... Ning?"

He called out with uncertain thoughts, but was suddenly pushed away.The man held his forehead and said, "No...it's not you..."

The atmosphere suddenly became awkward.

Li Shuyan was stunned for a while, then suppressed the disappointment in his eyes, got up and said, "I made porridge, you can eat some later."

He Ning responded, and suddenly stopped him again.

"Well, where's Mao Tuan'er?!"

"You mean kitten? He's in the living room."

"Oh."

He Ning looked at the big blue sweater with one sleeve rotten in his arms, thoughtful.

When I arrived in the living room, I found that Aisha was there.

One person and one cat nest together on the sofa.Aisha looked at the kitten who had been bubbling with snot from the beginning to now, but couldn't help touching him.

"Should I call you 'Mao Tuan'er... or 'You'?"

The woman muttered, seeing Lin You suddenly opened her eyes, she quickly withdrew her hand.

Lin You rushed towards the man.

Die He Ning!Lao Tzu has been guarding you and you won't wake up, but if someone else enters, you will wake up.Scratch you to death! ! !

Aisha turned her head and said with concern: "He Ning, are you okay?"

Thinking of what the woman said yesterday, the man couldn't help feeling more subtle about her again, nodded slightly, and hugged Lin You who was throbbing into his arms.

Li Shuyan smiled: "He has been so close to you after not seeing him for a while, he really taught you well!"

Lin You expressed dissatisfaction with this statement with practical actions, broke free from the man's arms, and nestled back on the sofa again.

Li Shuyan put a bowl of porridge in front of him, Lin You stuck out his tongue, um, no man can make it delicious.

In the past, Lin You would have felt flattered, so Lin You himself couldn't understand his bland reaction now.

Li Shuyan...

Or He Ning...

In fact, he just has an appetite to be spoiled by men... Lin You, as always, is good at self-comfort.

No one spoke during the meal, and the room seemed very quiet for a while.

Aisha hesitated, but finally couldn't help but said, "He Ning, you went out yesterday...did you encounter something unclean?"

Li Shuyan was stunned, looked at Aisha suspiciously, and then turned his gaze to He Ning.

The woman seemed to be very concerned about He Ning. When he knocked on the door in the morning, he even found the property personnel from the community to open the door for him. He looked nervous, but when he wanted to make an emergency call, he stopped him and said it was He Ning. Ning will wake up in a while.Facts have proved that what Aisha said is indeed true, but Li Shuyan feels that he cannot see through her.

Is she...is she interested in men?

Although the woman's question was a bit strange, Li Shuyan really wanted to know what happened to He Ning, especially the blood on the clothes that made him very concerned.

He Ning held his forehead, "I don't remember..."

I don't know if I really don't remember or I don't want to explain clearly, so the dinner table was quiet again.

Li Shuyan smoothed things over and said, "What unclean thing? Could it be possible to hit ghosts?"

The woman's face changed, "You know?"

"Ah? Wasn't it the winter solstice yesterday?" Li Shuyan smiled, "My grandma said that every time the winter solstice comes, everyone has to burn some paper money to the dead, and the little ghosts will go to the street to collect offerings at night, so Grandma won't let us go out until today! But these are all superstitions, how can we take it seriously..."

Elsa didn't speak.The man coughed, but didn't make a sound.

Lin You rolled his eyes, and rolled around on the sofa when he was full.If it's all superstitious, then did he fight with the female ghost yesterday, was he dreaming?

Then I heard He Ning say: "Actually, it's not all superstition, the old man's words, after all, there is still some truth."

Li Shuyan nodded, thinking that the man must have encountered some kind of danger, then suddenly took off the bead on his wrist and gave it to He Ning, "My grandma begged me for it, it is said that it can ward off evil spirits and keep you safe. I've been wearing it all the time, but... I'll give it to you! To save you from any accidents."

He was generous and sincere, but He Ning stared at the string of sandalwood beads, dazed.

Seems like a very distant memory.

The man said, this bracelet is for you, it can exorcise evil spirits and keep people healthy. Wearing it is also good for your health. Maybe you won't have to hold a medicine jar in the future...

The boy smiled gently, is it really so magical?

The man didn't speak, but tied the beads around his wrist.The dark beads made the boy's white and slender wrists even more apparent.

And the boy's face coincided with the person in front of him.

"He Ning, He Ning." Li Shuyan called him, "Why are you always in a daze?"

"Oh, sorry. Just remembered something."

Li Shuyan put the beads on He Ning's hands, and said with a smile, "It's pretty pretty."

"Well, thank you." For the first time, the man didn't refuse what others gave him.

Lin You felt uncomfortable watching it on the sofa.He had seen Li Shuyan wearing those beads all the time, and they could be regarded as personal items, so if you give them away, you can give them away!And He Ning, how can I give you what you want!I don't even know how to refuse, is there any morality?

"Xiao Youyou, are you jealous?"

The voice drifting from behind made Lin You roll from above the sofa to under the sofa.

"Ahhh, why did you suddenly appear, dead ghost? It's frightening to death!"

"Huh? Didn't you call me in the morning?"

"...Then I didn't call you now."

Pei Wei didn't answer Lin You's words, went around He Ning, looked at the string of beads in his hand, and sighed: "Sure enough...whose belongings belong to them..."

Lin You squinted at him, "I don't understand what you're talking about..."

He Ning shivered, Li Shuyan saw that he was always absent-minded, so he couldn't help asking him what he was thinking.

He Ning said: "I don't know what's wrong, but I always think of some strange things I dreamed about last night."

"Huh? You also dream when you're unconscious?"

"Who knows? Just pretend I didn't say it."

Aisha glanced at him, and slowly stirred the porridge in the bowl, "Actually, sometimes people dream about things from their previous lives."

He Ning was stunned, and Li Shuyan was also a little stunned, "Is there such a saying? But I have never dreamed of it before!"

Aisha smiled at him, "You...maybe you are a well-fed young master..."

"Eh? Really?" Li Shuyan was surprised at first, and then asked her with a smile, "What about you?"

"Me?...Is it a monster?" Aisha continued to stir the porridge in the bowl.

Pei Wei leaned on the sofa with folded arms, "Well, what she said was good..."

Lin You stared at Aisha, then at Pei Wei, "What about He Ning?"

It happened that Li Shuyan also asked the same question, and Aisha said leisurely, "He... is a monster catcher."

Li Shuyan couldn't help laughing, "Then you two are enemies?!"

He Ning smiled wryly, "Could it be your divination again... Stop messing around."

Aisha didn't mind what he said, she nodded, "Well, the porridge is delicious."

Lin You blinked, "Monster catcher? Could it be a Taoist priest?" A sloppy old Taoist image suddenly appeared in his mind.

Pei Wei slapped Lin You on the head, "It's a celestial master, idiot!"

Celestial Master?

Lin Youyou nodded, this position sounds quite handsome.

"No wonder you were attacked by a female ghost."

"Ah, I heard what Xiaobai said. Monsters, it's not a problem to live for hundreds of thousands of years. The female ghost was a female demon in her previous life. After suffering from He Ning, she turned into a ghost and waited for an opportunity to take revenge on him!" Pei Wei As he spoke, he sighed, "Everything in the world is reincarnated, where is there so much obsession? The bead should be returned to him, so as not to suffer bad luck again."

"The more you talk, the more complicated it is." Lin You shook his head, probably after listening, but he didn't know whether he understood it or not.After a while, I remembered and asked, "Then Aisha is a monster? Why can't she see you?"

"She's not a monster. If you insist on saying that, she was just a monster in her previous life."

"Then why does she know so much?!" Lin You was a little puzzled, Pei Wei groaned twice, pointed at her finger, "You have to know, Granny Meng sometimes makes mistakes at work..."

"Why are your staff in the underworld so unreliable..."

Lin You deeply shed tears of bitterness for Yan Wang, it's really hard for him to have so many strange staff under him.

Pei Wei glared at him, "Stop talking...do you think he is reliable..."

"..." Lin You thought to himself, ah, no wonder there are so many supernatural events such as rebirth, time travel, and hell. It turns out that the staff in the whole underworld are unreliable.

"You seem to know a lot..."

"Of course, I'm a judge. I have to master everyone's past and present lives."

"Right, so what am I doing?"

Pei Wei took a deep look at Lin You, then shook his head suddenly, "I don't think you would want to know the answer."

Lin You rushed towards Pei Wei with his head full of black threads.

The three people on the side watched the kitten flopping around on the sofa, a little amused.

Li Shuyan said happily, "He's pretty good at entertaining himself."

Because there were still classes in the afternoon, he tidied up and decided to go back first. Aisha also took the opportunity to say goodbye.

"Cousin asked for leave for you, you should have a good rest!"

"Well, thank you."

Seeing Aisha's hesitant to speak, He Ning asked her what she wanted to say.

"Well, that's okay... Actually, I said, you should treat your cat well!"

He Ning smiled and nodded solemnly.

After everyone (and a ghost) left, the man sat on the sofa and hugged Lin You.He actually believed Aisha's words, those weird dreams...maybe they happened in real.

And what happened last night... The man shook his head, and said something to the kitten in a low voice for a while——

"Thank you."

Lin You was thinking about how fast that dead ghost was, and he hadn't asked him why he couldn't become a human?Hearing this, she looked at He Ning without blinking her eyes, stretched out her claws solemnly... and patted the man's shoulder.

He Ning grabbed his tail and lifted him up.

Lin You began to thump desperately.

Ah, ah, why is He Ning scratching my tail and scratching you and me to death!See if I don't beat you up when I can become a human! ! !

The author has something to say: Is the profession of celestial master very unpopular? . .against fingers. . .

Well, I faintly smelled that our classmate Li was going to be cannon fodder. . .

20

20. Go home...

After the winter solstice, the relationship between He Ning and Lin You continued to be subtle. They both knew each other's secrets, and there was only a layer of window paper between them, but they couldn't get through.

Lin You rolls around on the sofa every day - can't become a human, can't become a human, can't become a human at all! ! !

Pei Wei patted him, "Don't get lost, can you? With your monster power, it's not bad to be able to maintain a human shape... That day, in order to save He Ning, I lost a lot of energy. Now this situation is very normal."

Lin You could only look at him resentfully with shaking ears.

Now he is not afraid of being discovered by He Ning, but he can't.

The man also wondered why his kitten didn't move during this period of time?I don’t even have access to QQ anymore... I don’t know what to do at home every day?

Although the profile picture was always gray, He Ning still sent him "Merry Christmas" and "Happy New Year's Day".

After recovering from the illness, the man went back to work, and Ge Jiang treated him to a meal as a show of concern; on New Year's Day, the man went back to his alma mater to attend a party, but it was a pity that Li Shuyan was busy and didn't catch up with him; Aisha will also have a chat with her, although some strange topics will always be involved in the end of the chat.

A man's life and work are busy and fulfilling, but Lin You eats and sleeps at home all day, and after half a month, he has gained a lot of weight.

Pei Wei laughed at him, "Little fat cat..."

Lin You lifted his oily face from the plate, "Are you greedy?"

Pei Wei gritted his teeth, "You won..." He took a deep breath, "That's right, it will taste good if you 'eat' you so fat..."

Lin You glanced at him, "Well, you are a role model."

So our Young Master Pei Wei ran away immediately.

Lin You continued to lie on the plate and nibble on his chicken wings leisurely.

Then Pei Wei never appeared again.According to Lin You's analysis, the New Year's Eve is approaching, so Pei Wei went to visit relatives again.And Xiaobai was too busy with Xiaohei in the underworld, let alone talk to Lin You.Lin You originally had few friends who could talk, and now he felt even more empty and lonely, so he had to look forward to He Ning getting off work early every day, so he also developed a habit of rushing into the man's arms as soon as he heard the sound of the key opening the door Habit of fluttering.

He Ning had already bought the train ticket to go home at this time, looking at Lin You at this time, he felt worried.

"Can you...can you take care of yourself?"

The tank of tropical fish was given to Ge Jiang because he liked it, and the tortoise was fine, but this little cat demon is a troublemaker no matter how you look at it.

"Or...go back with me?"

He Ning thought about it carefully, and found it difficult to implement this decision, so he finally went upstairs to ask Aisha.

Women are nice and care about kittens. He Ning ignores Lin You's pitiful eyes looking at him, thinking that this is really the best.

The next day, I went to the train station alone with my luggage to catch the train.

After finally finding my seat, I was about to put my bag on the luggage rack when I heard a low meowing sound from inside.

The man suddenly froze.

Auditory hallucinations... this must be auditory hallucinations.He Ning carefully opened the zipper a small part, saw a pair of round eyes staring at him eagerly, suddenly had an urge to vomit blood.

Unexpectedly... I got into the backpack by myself!

He Ning was stunned for a few seconds, and decided decisively that he could not put the backpack on the luggage rack.

In fact, it's not surprising that Lin You did this.He doesn't like Aisha, if he was left alone before, he would be willing, but now he has lost the attribute of changing into an adult, and being with anyone is better than being with He Ning, at least He Ning fully understands his mind , know what he needs.So Lin You would rather go back to his hometown with He Ning than fall into the hands of others.

He Ning sat on the seat with his bag in his arms, replied Aisha's text message, watched the person sitting next to him sit next to him, and pressed Lin You's head and stuffed it into the bag vigorously.

Lin You meowed and bit the man's finger.

Damn!You damn He Ning!Let go!Your face will be deformed by you...

Seeing that the neighbor looked over strangely, He Ning tightened his grip on the backpack in his arms, and smiled at him in embarrassment.The neighbor muttered something, covered his face with the newspaper, and went to sleep.

He Ning took the opportunity to teach his kitten a lesson, "I really can't do anything about you...don't move around, don't make any noise..."

Lin You looked at him dissatisfied, and deliberately twisted his body.

He Ning closed the zipper with a "shua".

After a while, I was afraid that the kitten would be bored, so I secretly opened another slit.

With Lin You's "meow", He Ning put his hand in to cover his mouth, and was bitten again.

He Ning's home is in a small city in the south, but after his parents retired, they moved to his grandfather's house in the countryside to provide for the elderly. Therefore, after taking the train, he had to change another bus. When he was finally on his way home, He Ning Then he carried Lin You out and let him follow behind him.

The weather in the south is much warmer than that in the north, and it is very pleasant to have warm sunshine on your body along the way.Although it is in the countryside, every house is a single courtyard, a small two-story building with red bricks and green tiles, and the environment is much better than that in big cities. Lin You is faintly envious.

He Ning called out "Mom, I'm back" and pushed open the courtyard door, only to see a hale and hearty old man sitting in the courtyard basking in the sun.

The old man smiled, "Xiao Ning is back."

"Well, grandpa, where's my mother?"

"Oh... mahjong is gone..."

"Um, what about my dad?"

"Oh... chess is gone..."

So He Ning was embarrassed.Two days ago, my mother beat him twice in three days and called him to go home quickly, but now I finally came back before the year, but she ignored me, what's wrong with me!

He Ning took out his mobile phone and called his wife.

He spoke in a babble, but Lin You didn't understand a word. He didn't know whether it was because the dialect was too difficult to understand, or He Ning spoke too fast, or his own language comprehension ability had reached such a tragic state. eyes looking at man.

At this moment, the sudden barking of a dog startled Lin You, and seeing a big black dog tethered in the yard, he grabbed He Ning's trouser legs in shock.

"Eh? Where did this kitten come from?" It seems that the old man has bad eyesight, and he didn't notice Lin You's existence until now.

"Ah! He is...my cat." He Ning smiled and hugged Lin You into the house, and lay down on the bed together with the cat, stretched his waist and said, "I'm so sleepy... Come on, Mao Tuan'er, let's sleep first."

Lin You was pressed under He Ning's arm, struggling unbearably... Woo... Why is the bed so small?

After waking up, it was already dark, He Ning habitually wandered to the kitchen to say hello to his parents.

He's father has always been in charge of the He family. He Ning, who inherited his father's good cooking skills, is now being taught by his mother's ears. In the end, he doesn't like the fact that he "doesn't stay at home all year round", but Lin You pricked up his ears. After listening inexplicably for a long time, I finally figured out these seven words.

How many brain cells were broken...

Lin You scratched the ground, thinking forget it, this language comprehension is too difficult... But He Ning's dialect is quite nice.

It wasn't until He Ning and He's mother turned their eyes to him at the same time that Lin You realized that their topic had already revolved around him.During dinner, He Ning asked for an extra plate for the kitten, but was complained by He's mother, "Look at your baby, do you keep cats? Why do you look more expensive than people..."

Anyway, Lin You didn't understand, and continued to eat the braised fish on his plate contentedly.

In the evening, Mother He deliberately turned down the appointment time with her poker friends to sit down and have a heart-to-heart talk with her son.The topic only involves two aspects of career and love.

"How's work going..."

"Isn't it lonely to live alone..."

"Are there any nice girls around..."

"The one I talked about at the university before was good, why did we divide it..."

"Why don't you come home and Mom will introduce you to one..."

"In two days, your uncle's daughter will come to pay us New Year's greetings. I have known you since I was a child. Mom looks at that girl well..."

He Ning stuffed his ears with toilet paper and refused to answer.

In the end, Mother He became anxious and pinched her son, "I'm asking you something, don't pretend to be dead!"

"All right, please introduce me... But I want a man."

"What did you say?!"

"I don't like women."

Mother He stared at He Ning, and suddenly dragged Father He over to the outside, and began to accuse He Ning.

So the man had to stuff the toilet paper he took out back into his ears.

Father He is the best at making friends, "Okay, my son is joking with you! He is only so old and you are anxious to get a wife? Can he not be bothered by mentioning these things every time? Let's go out first and let him have a good time." have a rest!"

He Ning gave his father a thumbs up, and then seriously reflected on his behavior.

Must be crazy...

Well, my mother definitely can't mess with it...

gay?Not even a single object has a woolen cabinet!

The man shook his head, looking at the kitten who was sleeping comfortably on his small bed with its belly turned upside down... The demon habitually popped his snot bubbles.Time and time again, never tired of it.

Oh...why don't you change your body...

Forget it, there's no match anyway, let's just make do with it!

Eh?No, this little cat demon seems to have a crush on him...

He Ning thought about it for a long time and felt that it didn't matter. Didn't everyone say that the moon is the first to get close to the water...

Haha, so stay with me!

The next day, New Year's Eve, was still a sunny day.Every household began to set off firecrackers, put up Spring Festival couplets, and prepare for the New Year's Eve dinner.

He Ning wandered around the room, peeled an orange to taste, and asked, "Where's my dad?"

"He went to the warehouse behind."

"Why are you going to the warehouse?"

"It's said that the warehouse has been plagued by rats. Didn't you take your kitten to catch the rats?"

"What?!"

The orange bar in He Ning's mouth fell to the ground.

Lin You is an unpromising person, any ugly animals are not welcome here, including the vicious big black dog in front of He Ning's house.

Now let him face to face with a fat, smooth-skinned big mouse, and teach Lin You how not to blow up his hair.

In line with the policy that the enemy doesn't move, I don't move, he stared at the mouse for more than ten minutes.In the end, the mouse glanced at Lin You contemptuously with its little mung bean eyes, and majestically slipped away from under his eyelids.

Lin You was startled, and ran away in a panic in the small warehouse, only to hear a "pop".

Under the foot is a big... mousetrap.

When He Ning found the warehouse, he found that his father was not there, probably because he was dragged to play chess again.And there was a lock on the door, so He Ning could only go back to get the key, and prayed in his heart, little hairy tuan, don't have any accidents.

I just didn't expect such a scene when I opened the door.

He Ning was so shocked that he didn't know whether to be happy or worried.