I am a guinea pig in the future? !

1. A sudden future...

On the busy street, Bai Xiaoshu sat on the shiny moped and looked around. The moped had already stopped manually, because Bai Xiaoshu absolutely couldn't devote the slightest bit of attention to driving it at the moment.On the spacious avenue and the towering commercial buildings, there are men, women, old and young people coming and going. Although the looks are good and bad, there is absolutely no deformity, just!

Bai Xiaoshu's face is full of bullshit, what is that small triangular plane with a flaming butt that looks like a rocket injector?What is that long thing that is absolutely blood related to Transformers and gropes at humans wretchedly? !Also, who is going to tell him that that humanoid who is obviously doing sales work but is definitely not human is really a horse? ! !

Bai Xiaoshu didn't understand why the previous self was just riding home on the moped that he finally bought cruelly, why everything in front of him was turned upside down in the blink of an eye, these things that completely subverted his previous cognition made him In addition to the big blow, there is more panic, he has come to outer space, right?

It's a pity that after Bai Xiaoshu tried to ask in Mandarin with that strange, fiery gaze that seemed to be looking at an alien creature, he was sure that this place was still the earth, but this answer not only did not reassure Bai Xiaoshu, but made him even more cheerful. Two broadband tears were shed.

3011?This is actually 3011? !A distance of 2011 years from 1000 where he is? !Bai Xiaoshu was in despair, staring at the moped with enthusiasm, wishing to eat it, you said that I, Bai Xiaoshu, had never ridden you before, and it felt like flying with only three kilometers to go, why did you just Did you cheat me by being so silent?Labor and management are running towards the sunset, running to commemorate the lost youth, not traveling through time to give me a spiritual trip, soul egg!The most important thing is, even if you are grateful for my master's grace of redemption, you must take me to experience mainstream time travel, and you have to wait until I spend all the money I saved before talking about it——

"Goo-"

Bai Xiaoshu's delicate face immediately wrinkled into a ball. He was so hungry. He was going home to cook dinner to sacrifice to the Wu Zang Temple. The lamentation temporarily dragged Bai Xiaoshu out of the bright and sad, because it reminded Bai Xiaoshu that the most urgent thing is not to worry about the problem of time travel, but to worry about the problem of food and clothing after time travel. Because the time travel is too sudden, his body can There is nothing to use, so what should he do?

"Goo-"

The stomach started to urge, and the hunger made Bai Xiaoshu fall into sadness again. He sat on the side of the road rubbing his stomach, and looked at the culprit in front of him sadly: I don’t know if I can ride it and feel that I can surpass the speed of three kilometers per hour. Can the space-time tunnel return to his own world?

In the past, Bai Xiaoshu disliked his little nest in every way, but now Bai Xiaoshu misses it very much. Even though it is small and broken, it can still shelter from the wind and rain, right?What's more, at least there is no problem with food and clothing, unlike here, where people are unfamiliar, and the skills they rely on for survival are probably useless in this place. There is no way, no matter how high-end the technology of 1000 years ago is. This can be regarded as an antique level, which can only be seen but not used.

etc!antique? !Bai Xiaoshu's eyes lit up, that's right, the things he brought over were not valuable in the original world, even the T-shirts on his body were bought when the supermarket had a big discount, but when these worthless things passed by After traveling through time, they can all be regarded as antiques.

Antiques are those precious items that only exist in museums or wealthy families for him. Even if he has never owned them, he absolutely knows that so-called antiques are things piled up with a pile of money. But what he needs the most right now.

Therefore, Bai Xiaoshu, who had already plunged into the eyes of money, finally asked the location of the nearest pawn shop with the ￥ symbol in his eyes, ignoring the eyes around him looking at the rare animals, and got on the moped and drove all the way. Miraculously, there was no There was a phenomenon of getting lost, and he rushed in hastily, and slapped on the pawn counter made of unknown materials.

"Boss, I want to be something!"

The chubby boss seemed to be taken aback, his chubby body trembled, and after he realized it, he squinted his eyes and looked at Bai Xiaoshu in front of the counter with a smiling face of Maitreya Buddha.

"Hello, welcome to Yuangungun's Pawn Shop, please show your ID first!"

"Certificate, certificate?!" Bai Xiaoshu's decibel rose sharply, and the chubby boss looked panic-stricken, and his fat flesh trembled accordingly.

"Guest, guest?!" Is this guest swollen?Are you intimidated by your own words?But no matter which industry you are in, don't you need to show your ID card before doing business?

Bai Xiaoshu ignored the question of the fat boss who was quite symmetrical with himself, and walked back and forth in front of the counter, still muttering, "What should I do? I even forgot about the ID card, but now I just Foreign population, where did you get the ID card? Even the original ID card is impossible to use, what is it now? Let me stand in front of the Brahmaputra Grand Canyon and look at the Jinshan on the other side? It’s too embarrassing, so Say, why did I time travel, soul egg..."

"Guest?" Because of the counter, the fat boss could only see a head attached to his neck dangling in front of him, and he was still muttering words that he couldn't understand. The boss still feels nervous, this guest, can you stop shaking? ——So, the theory of gods and ghosts is not such a fragile thing that will disappear in the torrent of history as time goes by.

"what--"

Bai Xiaoshu yelled frantically, and then supported the counter with both hands, staring at the fat boss's face with burning eyes, with a look of determination on his face.

"boss!"

Hearing Bai Xiaoshu's very serious call, the fat boss couldn't help but treat him seriously, shaking his fleshy body and standing upright, "Here!"

"Where is the black market?"

"..." Blinking his two little black bean-like eyes, the fat boss thought his ears were pretty bad, so he said hesitantly, "Guest, what did you ask just now?"

"The black market! It's the place where you can get both money and goods without any documents!!"

The two black bean eyes blinked, and the fat boss looked far away, "Ah, the weather is really nice today!"

"..." Bai Xiaoshu's forehead was covered with small black crosses. Is this contempt? Is it contempt?How dare you use such a silly excuse! "The boss is worthy of running a pawn shop, and even the excuses are clichéd and old, comparable to antiques!"

The fat boss chuckled, his eyelids drooped fifteen degrees, and he showed a somewhat shy smile, "Thank you for the compliment."

Labor and management are not praising you, you are shy!The cross on Bai Xiaoshu's forehead could be grasped, and he crawled through his hair irritatedly. Bai Xiaoshu gave up. Anyway, it is unrealistic to trade in the black market. Not to mention that he has never been in the black market at all, but the black market is so chaotic. The extent is not what he can afford to lose weight.

Weakly drooping his head, he walked out of the pawn shop amidst the fat boss's friendly "Welcome again!", touched his stomach, and Bai Xiaoshu, who was hungry, sat on a chair in an open square Shouting silently with a face:

Woohoo, I'm starving to death, who will take me home oh oh——

The author has something to say: This article is a product of impulsiveness. It is usually updated every day. If something happens, I will ask for leave in advance. Pit products are still guaranteed!Qianqian has never written original danmei before, so please ignore the style and so on [cover your face]! !

Pierce: This article is a joyful article, those who like deep abuse articles should be careful o(≧v≦)o~~~~

2. The tragedy of a bun...

Qin Shou felt that life was boring, smooth and boring, so boring that he gave up all transportation options and chose to go to the company on foot. Soon, Qin Shou felt how wise his decision was. Looking at the sudden but feeling There was no sudden appearance on the street... moped - he remembered that it was called this name, Qin Shou's eyes lit up, yes, at first Qin Shou saw the car instead of the person.

Almost everyone knows that Qin Shou likes to collect antiques, especially the weird ones, but unlike other antique collectors, he collects antiques not for collection or to show off, but just to satisfy his liking It's just an interest in research. When he studies it thoroughly, he will completely lose interest in it and throw it away, no matter how expensive that thing is, Qin Shou's personality of loving the new and loathing the old is the same as his liking for antiques Everyone knows him, just like his name.

But now, Qin Shou naturally took a fancy to the brand new moped that had been confirmed to be working normally. Just as he was about to step forward, he saw the prey in his picture started to move. He quickly locked on the target and waited for the target to stop. , Qin Shou arrived at the destination, and at that time, Qin Shou saw clearly the temporary owner of the prey—a idiot with a silly facial expression and an unusually funny expression, but he was rather pleasing to the eye.

For some reason, Qin Shou didn't immediately step forward to find a way to get the prey, but watched the young man who didn't even know how to hide his expression, yes, young man.Because that face looked twenty at most, and its appearance was not as good as those around him, but it was very clean, and that kind of cleanliness is rare now, but Qin Shou didn't care too much about it, after all, it was rare. represent