there are geese in the house

Jiang Yan seemed to have opened the door to a new world.

How could this be his first reaction?

But after thinking about it again, I suddenly felt that this might really be the case...Of course it's just a feeling, Cheng Yikuan is a straight man!

The atmosphere was a little stagnant, and Jiang Yan was nervously listening to the answer when he felt his stomach swell, and a familiar feeling spread over him.

He shook his butt to relieve the discomfort, his bean eyes were still piercing as he looked at the young unmarried couple.

"Yes, it's what you think, he takes it seriously." Wang Yan shrugged, cut another piece of apple and put it in her mouth, and said to Cheng Yikuan, "So let's open the skylight and tell the truth, you can tell him and Jiang Yan What do you think, make a statement, and I will tell him."

When Jiang Yan heard that it was related to him, he became more energetic and looked at Cheng Yikuan expectantly.

That weird feeling became more and more violent, Jiang Yan thought to himself, could there be worms in his stomach?Just as he was awkward, he looked up and saw the apple in Wang Yan's hand, and suddenly understood.

apple! !

Digestion is complete! !

"I really didn't expect this." Cheng Yikuan said, "Actually..."

Jiang Yan thought to himself what is it?Say it quickly!

The rectal animal couldn't hold back, he couldn't help it anymore, and hurriedly ran towards the toilet with small steps, but his neck kept facing the middle of the living room to hear the news.

Cheng Yikuan said: "Actually, I like Jiang Yan."

Jiang Yan: "???"

Then what? ?Wang Yan likes you too, so why don't you agree with me and Wang Tianqi?

Jiang Yan was so anxious that he was about to die, but he had to rush to the bathroom.

He flapped his wings and rushed to the toilet with all his strength.Fortunately, he reacted quickly just now and came in time. While stepping on the toilet seat, he pouted his buttocks and solved it in the pit with a "poof".

Jiang Yan breathed a long sigh of relief, thinking that at least he didn't spit shit in public, otherwise it would be too humiliating.He relaxed, and was about to go down when he felt his feet slippery—the side of the bucket was too slippery, and there was a slope, and he couldn't stand at all.Jiang Yan hurriedly flapped his wings and flew to the side. When he saw a yellow shelf next to him from the corner of his eye, he didn't think much about it. Who would have thought that as soon as he flew a little higher, his big wings clattered on the shelf.

The copper shelf fell down together with the skin care products inside. Jiang Yan was taken aback. He jumped back a few steps and saw large bottles and small cans falling on the ground in front of him. Some bases were smashed out, and some The small thing like a capsule bounced and rolled to the ground. Looking at it, you know that the price must be very high.

Jiang Yan: "..."

Suddenly there was a loud cry outside, Jiang Yan thought something bad happened, he quickly shrank his neck, and sure enough, Wang Yan rushed in after hearing the sound.

"Guagua!" Wang Yan groaned, and when she came in, she squatted down in a collapsed state, "I just bought it! I just put it here!"

Jiang Yan moved around uneasily, and Heidou glanced at her and behind her.

Cheng Yikuan followed him slowly, and the moment he looked at him, his expression changed slightly, and he moved out again with a whoosh.

Jiang Yan: "..."

Cheng Yikuan is afraid of geese.

Jiang Yan had no choice but to turn his gaze back, looking at Wang Yan at a loss.

Wang Yan was so distressed, the brass shelf she just planted grass recently, so after buying it, she couldn't help picking out a few things, put them on it and took a photo.Facts have proved that this thing is really useless. At this moment, the glass bottles of lotion and eye cream have cracked, and the big cake has also fallen into pieces.

"Muggle, hurry up and make an appointment to see how much a catty of goose meat is worth." Wang Yan wanted to cry without tears, "Your mother will eat the cubs alive tonight."

Jiang Yan: "!!"

"Are there many bad things?" Cheng Yikuan poked his head out from the side and asked, "How much are these bad things?"

"More than 6000." Wang Yan stood there with her hips on her hips, gnashing her teeth, "Is roast goose better or stewed goose better? I have to check it out."

More than 6000? ?

Jiang Yan looked at the small bottle on the ground in a daze...

He knew that he had caused trouble, and when he saw Wang Yan's serious face, he couldn't help being a little scared.

Jiang Yan shrunk his neck vigorously, stepped back a little, and couldn't help but look at Cheng Yikuan again.

Cheng Yikuan was also looking down at him.

Jiang Yan suddenly felt a little bad. Normally, at this time, his boyfriend should express his opinion and say to buy a new one, but Cheng Yikuan's expression... seems to be gloating!

"Roasting and eating meat will make you old." Cheng Yikuan really leaned against the door, and suggested leisurely, "Let's stew it, I'll get an iron pot, we can use an iron pot to stew a big goose."

Jiang Yan: "..."

"It so happens that I know a master who makes bamboo fungus goose," Cheng Yikuan suggested, "I can introduce it to you and make it more delicious."

Jiang Yan was so frightened that he couldn't help shaking.

"Forget it," Wang Yan turned her head to see it, sighed several times depressedly, and said, "Don't scare it, hey, bear it."

Cheng Yikuan let out a hey voice and asked, "Is it just forbearance? Don't you educate me?"

"Are you trying to take revenge?" Wang Yan turned her head and glared, "I know that Muggles have bullied you, but you, a primate at the top of the biological chain, have the nerve to care about the geese that eat grass with me?"

Jiang Yan breathed a sigh of relief, and involuntarily nodded frantically aside.

Cheng Yikuan was about to walk away, but stopped when he saw this, and said in surprise: "You stupid goose, can you understand human speech?"

"Isn't that just right?" Wang Yan didn't take it seriously, turned and walked away, "Didn't you object to letting him be a flower girl just now? Muggle, come here."

Jiang Yan followed in a daze.

Just before he went to the toilet, the two were still talking about him and Wang Tianqi, why did the topic suddenly jump to the wedding?

"Aren't you afraid of it chasing people at the wedding?" Cheng Yikuan asked.

"It doesn't seem to have chased anyone except you. If it can't do it then it will be tied to a rope." Wang Yan sighed, "You already asked Jiang Yan to be your best man, so it's not too much for me to let Guagua be a flower girl?"

"Where's Patti?" Cheng Yikuan said, "Isn't she coming back?"

"I can't come back. Her mother said that she will come back together after she graduates. I plan to go find her after I finish my work, and we will spend Christmas together." Wang Yan said, "By the way, we should choose her for the honeymoon, right?"

Cheng Yikuan said: "You decide, I won't go anyway."

Jiang Yan heard half of it, and now he couldn't help turning his face to look at Cheng Yikuan, thinking about a honeymoon alone?What is this picture?

Cheng Yikuan noticed that the goose looked at him again, seemed to think about it, and said to Wang Yan: "To be honest, I'm a little afraid of it. You can let it be a flower girl, but can you take some measures to prevent him from biting it?" I?"

Jiang Yan was eavesdropping on the eavesdropping, and was stunned when he heard the words, his eyes drifted towards Wang Yan.

"There is a way." Wang Yan said, "I just wanted to tell you, let the Muggles live with you for a few days, and you can cultivate your relationship, can you?"

Cheng Yikuan refused almost immediately; "Impossible!"

"Try it, I helped you a lot today. Is the dress you chose? Tianqi was also driven home by me, right?" Wang Yan said, "Let's reciprocate and find out."

Seeing Cheng Yikuan frowned after she finished speaking, she hesitated and said: "I made a pair of muzzles. If you don't want to, then wear a muzzle for him during the wedding. It's really not possible... just forget it."

After she finished speaking, she sighed softly, a little disappointed.

Cheng Yikuan also hesitated.Today Wang Yan did help, and she found Jiang Yan to be the best man, but it seemed a bit unfair to disagree with her letting Muggles be the flower girl.

As for tying the goose's beak...

Cheng Yikuan looked at the big white goose whose eyes were rolling around, and suddenly felt a little cruel.

"Or give me a pair of muzzles." Cheng Yikuan struggled, "I'll try first, and if he wants to bite me, I'll put a muzzle on him."

"Really?!" Wang Yan looked up in surprise, "Are you willing?"

"Take it as saving your own character, there are still many places where we need to cooperate in the future." Cheng Yikuan thought for a while, and then asked, "If the goose bites someone, is there any way to stop it?"

"Yes, but it needs practice." Overjoyed, Wang Yan immediately raised her hand, grabbed Jiang Yan's neck with a "swish", and lifted him up.

Jiang Yan: "!!" He thumped subconsciously twice, unable to touch anyone at all.

Wang Yan put him down quickly, and said, "Did you see it? Just hold him by the neck like this."

Before Jiang Yan landed, seeing Cheng Yikuan rubbing his hands and looking over thoughtfully, he hurriedly ran and jumped out of the way first.

Cheng Yikuan didn't take the Muggles away immediately.

Jiang Yan didn't know why he suddenly crossed over at noon today. He thought that he couldn't make the decision anyway, and the real body happened to be sleeping on the bed again, so he didn't worry too much.

He swaggered around the living room on the first floor and began to study Wang Yan's residence.Back then, his mother wanted to buy him a villa in the second district, which was smaller than Wang Yan's, but the layout was similar.The lower floor is a basement with a height of five meters, and the three floors above ground are living room and bedroom.

Jiang Yan likes that basement very much, it should be very quiet down there when painting.Wherever he lives now is good, but it is noisy in the morning and evening.

In the morning, the old men who exercised in the community were chatting loudly in the activity area downstairs. Jiang Yan was often woken up, but seeing that those old men were very old, they should be hard of hearing, so they were too embarrassed to talk about it.

In the evening, the nearby aunts dance square dances at the gate of the community.When Jiang Yan heard the sound downstairs, the sound was not very obvious. When he got home, the sound of the music seemed to have been added with special effects. "Clanging Rose" and "Little Apple" took turns to torture him, so that he would rather work overtime in the company.

These small problems are not a problem, Jiang Yan usually bears it, but now he looks at other people's neighborhoods, but he can't help but have the idea of ​​changing houses.

His home occupies the best school district in the city, and the unit price is much higher than here. If he really wants to switch to this place, Jiang Yan doesn't have to pay a lot of money.

The more he thought about it, the more excited he became, and he wished he could go back and look at the listing immediately.Wang Yan locked the door in the afternoon and went out. Jiang Yan went back to his room early after his stroll, waiting to transform back into a human.

The goose house was still furnished as before. Jiang Yan tried lying down in the red kennel this time, and found that it was unexpectedly soft, so he simply tilted it inside and rested on his belly.

Opposite is the green kennel in the Snake Yard, which looks a bit like a hat. Jiang Yan suddenly remembered that he had worn a woolen hat of this shape before.The boss of their dormitory bought the green hat. A few of them were bored at the time, so they got together to guess the palm and the back of the hand, and whoever lost would wear it to the public class.

Jiang Yan was sincere at that time, and when someone called him a few words, he was embarrassed to refuse and went to participate.

Lose three in a row.

So in the end, he honestly took the cuckold and went to the elective course of multimedia.

But he didn't expect several seniors to be there, including Cheng Yikuan.The seniors are here to do their homework, and the teacher has a good relationship with them, so they can use the machine freely.

Jiang Yan was extremely uncomfortable in that class, and he could feel the way his classmates turned their heads to look at him, but he is not an extrovert, and he doesn't know how to tease himself.And Cheng Yikuan happened to be sitting opposite him, he felt ashamed, so he couldn't help but get down, trying to block himself with the machine.

So restless for half a class, he didn't listen to what the teacher taught them how to build a mask.It wasn't until the teacher assigned a task for them to do something casually and check after a while that Jiang Yan came back to his senses with a dazed expression.

He was depressed, but Cheng Yikuan who was opposite suddenly knocked on his table.

Taking advantage of the teacher's inattention, they stooped and secretly changed positions.As soon as Jiang Yan sat down, he saw that Cheng Yikuan also turned on PS on the machine - the latter hand-painted a Q-version owl with a small green hat on his head.

The little owl is so cute, Jiang Yan saved that picture in different formats and sizes many times, and quietly saved it in his mailbox.

It was also on that day that he gave himself a nickname, Bird Brother, and he thought it was indecent after saying it twice, so he changed it to Brother Bird again.

His Weibo was also opened on that day, with the signature "There is no honor or disgrace that cannot be ignored, and there is no unbearable bird spirit."

There is no unrepressible crush either.