there are geese in the house

The road home is extremely long.

Although the snowplows were already working hard, there were still snow on many sections of the road, and most of the roads were also frozen.The passing vehicles moved at a slow speed, and Cheng Yikuan witnessed four or five accidents along the way, and his nerves were tense all the way home.

Jiang Yan still didn't reply. Although Cheng Yikuan was disappointed, he still decided to give the other party a little time. When the other party is willing to communicate, he will perform well.

He parked the car and took the stairs upstairs. As soon as he opened the door, he heard movement in the bedroom.

Cheng Yikuan was stunned for a moment, and immediately became vigilant.The property posted a notice a few days ago to remind everyone that the New Year is approaching and thieves are rampant.He usually leaves early and returns late very regularly, so maybe someone dares to enter the room.

Cheng Yikuan held his breath, pressed the phone with his left hand to call the police, and gently picked up the long-handled umbrella placed by the door with his right hand, and walked towards the bedroom.

The bedroom door was ajar, and Cheng Yikuan quietly pushed it open. As soon as he turned on the light, he was shocked by the scene in front of him.

Wang Yan's big goose was stepping on his pillow right now.

The balcony was in a mess, the water and food bowls were overturned on the ground, rose branches were scattered everywhere, and a few were even dragged onto the carpet in the bedroom.Of course, what was even worse was Cheng Yikuan's quilt, half of which had been dragged to the ground.

The carpet, quilt and pillows were covered with water stains and goose droppings.

Cheng Yikuan: "!!"

He didn't bring it up in one breath, almost out of breath.The big goose still looked at him as if he were a stranger.Cheng Yikuan breathed out, pointed at the guy with his umbrella and was about to speak, when the guy suddenly widened his eyes, straightened his neck and rushed towards him.

"Damn it!" Cheng Yikuan threw down his umbrella and ran away, "You're fucking unreasonable!"

He rushed all the way behind the sofa, "This is my home!"

The big goose screamed, flapping its wings recklessly and flew over.

Cheng Yikuan cursed and turned the corner quickly. He originally wanted to rush to the second bedroom, but the big goose was chasing him closely, so he ran to the restaurant in a panic.There are many small things in the dining room, Cheng Yikuan scolded his mother in his heart, so he had to dodge while picking up the cardboard box on the dining table and throwing it at the goose, trying to scare it away.

Unexpectedly, the big goose was enraged when the object was missed, and it flew up to the dining table, quacking.

Cheng Yikuan was about to run away from the left, but he felt the goose beak brush past his face.

He was terrified, thinking that it would be embarrassing for him to twist his face.Unable to dodge from left to right, he was quick to wit, and Ma Liuer got under the table, and then climbed up with both hands and feet.Before the goose could react, it rushed into the opposite kitchen in two steps at a time, and clicked the lock.

The big goose was blocked from the kitchen door, and angrily flapped its wings against the glass on the door panel.

Cheng Yikuan was so annoyed that he couldn't do it, but he was also afraid, so he could only angrily say through the kitchen door: "I feed you with delicious food and drink, and you still bite me! You must be sick!"

The big goose turned its head to look at him, eyes full of anger.

Cheng Yikuan was even angrier: "You still stare at me! I really kindly fed the white-eyed goose."

He looked left and right for what was in his hand, but he couldn't find it. He turned around and continued to shout: "Wait for me, Xiao Mian, don't be arrogant! I don't care about stewing you, a black-hearted goose. I'll send you to suck it now." formaldehyde!"

He fumbled for the phone while talking, thinking that Wang Yan should come over immediately and take this thing away.While patting his pocket left and right, he vaguely heard music outside.

Cheng Yikuan: "??" He was stunned for a moment, and after taking pictures of his jacket pocket, he went to touch his pants, only then remembered that when he threw the umbrella just now, he also threw his cell phone out.

Cheng Yikuan let out a hey, feeling that the melody was a little strange, and it wasn't his default call alert.Just thinking about it, a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind.

It's Jiang Yan!

He just set a ringtone for Jiang Yan today, but he didn't finish listening to it himself!

It's over, it's over, Jiang Yan called.

Cheng Yikuan couldn't wait any longer.He unscrewed the doorknob and was about to go out, only to open a crack, and saw the big goose coming towards the kitchen door again.

Cheng Yikuan was going crazy, he couldn't figure out what kind of grudge he had with this goose?Why do you have to be chased every time?And this is still Wang Yan's pet, he didn't dare to hurt it, so he had to quickly close the door again.

After the bell rang again, Cheng Yikuan was impatient, knowing that he couldn't hide, so he scolded the goose in his heart while searching the kitchen for self-defense.

The rolling pin is a bit short, and the oil barrel is too heavy...

Pot lid!self-defense!

He summoned up his courage, picked up the lid of the steamer in front of him without saying a word, and rushed out like a warrior.

Perhaps his action was too sudden, the goose spread its wings and took two steps back in fright, but did not follow immediately.

Cheng Yikuan fled all the way into the bedroom, closed the door and turned on the light, grabbed his cell phone on the floor in one go, and finally picked it up before the ringing went off.

"Hey...Jiang Yan!" Cheng Yikuan almost couldn't catch his breath, and lay down on the ground to relax.

"It's me, senior." Hearing his strange tone, Jiang Yan thought for a while without asking further questions, and decided to explain first, "I fell asleep yesterday, and I was a little sleepy, so I saw your message."

"Ah?" Cheng Yikuan was stunned for a moment, "You just woke up?"

Jiang Yan had only returned to his soul for a few minutes, and he didn't want to lie, but he couldn't find a better explanation, so he said "hmm".

There was a brief silence on both sides.Now that he answered the phone, he had to express his opinion. Cheng Yikuan was thinking about how to mention it, and Jiang Yan was thinking about how to ask it.

"that……"

"That……"

The two spoke at the same time, Jiang Yan couldn't help but smiled: "This time, you talk first."

"Hmm." Cheng Yikuan became nervous.

He turned over and lay down, took a deep breath, and asked, "Did you see what I said? I was married to Wang Yan, and..."

Jiang Yan's heart fluttered, and he panicked.

"I want to ask if you agree or not," Cheng Yikuan couldn't help touching his nose when he said this, and his voice was a little softer, "Let's try to get along?"

His tone was very careful, Jiang Yan almost wanted to agree immediately, but he thought of his current situation.

Wearing geese all the time, it will be regarded as crazy if it is said!But this is very dangerous, if he is dating Cheng Yikuan and faints while walking, wouldn't it be very scary.

Taking another [-] steps back, what if I become a goose one day and never come back?Now that I agree, wouldn't that be a ticking time bomb for Cheng Yikuan?

"May I think about it?" He held the phone, pursed his lips, neither wanting to refuse nor agree, and whispered, "Just think about it."

Cheng Yikuan said: "Yes. But can you tell me which aspect you mainly consider?"

Jiang Yan: "..."

"Let me see what I should pay attention to." Cheng Yikuan saw that he didn't answer, and said in a gentle tone, "I can't change it except being handsome, I can pay attention to other places."

"You are fine everywhere." Jiang Yan thought for a while, pondering over his words, "I just find it a little unbelievable, it's too unexpected, I didn't prepare at all..."

"I guessed a little bit about this." Cheng Yikuan smiled, and was a little curious, "Then you didn't have any premonition before?"

This is really not.

Jiang Yan told the truth.

"..." Cheng Yikuan couldn't help but wonder, "Did I treat you badly before? You don't think much about it?"

"Okay," Jiang Yan said innocently: "But you are very kind to everyone! And because you are so kind, we secretly call you Little Tang Seng in private."

"I know this nickname." Cheng Yikuan was stunned for a moment, "But isn't that because I'm handsome? It was written in Journey to the West. This person is extremely handsome... something."

"Handsome is handsome," Jiang Yan said, "The main reason is that you do good deeds everywhere, like a living Bodhisattva."

Cheng Yikuan: "..."

It's too late, at least half of the courtesies are directed at Jiang Yan.The rest is probably the burden of his idol, he is the chairman of the student union, can he not be perfect?

After Jiang Yan finished speaking, he heard him say "Hey" over there, as if he was not convinced, he couldn't help laughing.

He thought Cheng Yikuan would be unhappy if he said such a thing, after all, he was the one who chased Cheng Yikuan before, but now that the latter took the initiative, he hesitated instead, as if hypocritical.But I didn't expect Cheng Yikuan to be so relaxed.

Jiang Yan was currently wearing a bathrobe and wrapped in bed, feeling uncomfortable, and didn't want to hang up the phone, so he asked without words, "What are you doing, senior?"

Cheng Yikuan looked at the ceiling with his arms on his pillow, and asked with a smile, "What about you?"

"I'm in bed."

"I'm here..." Cheng Yikuan was stunned for a moment, and then realized that he was still lying on the ground.He quickly got up, threw the quilt, sheets and pillows ruined by Muggles on the ground, and lay down on the bed, "I'm on the bed too."

Jiang Yan smiled.

Cheng Yikuan asked again: "Then during the time you're thinking about, can you have dinner with me?"

Jiang Yan wanted to agree, but dared not.

"I'm quite busy these days," Jiang Yan said, "Maybe I need to be busy for a few days in a row. I'll call you when I'm done, okay?"

Cheng Yikuan was a little disappointed at first, but when he heard that the last two words seemed to imply a request, he immediately softened his heart.

"Okay." Cheng Yikuan said, "Don't worry, follow your time."

Jiang Yan immediately breathed a sigh of relief, feeling a little guilty.

The two of them were chatting, when Cheng Yikuan heard a sudden tinkling sound from outside. The big goose knocked over something, and the sound was not very good.

"I'll go get busy first," Cheng Yikuan sat up and said, "I'll get back to you later."

"No, as long as you are busy." Jiang Yan smiled, and suddenly said, "By the way, can I discuss something with you again."

"what's up?"

"Can Muggles sleep in the house?" Jiang Yan thought about the cold wind last night, and said softly, "It's a bit too cold outside."

Cheng Yikuan: "..."

"Okay." Cheng Yikuan agreed, "I'll let him sleep in the room."

"Well, can you feed him something you eat?" Jiang Yan said, "As long as it doesn't cause food poisoning, it's fine. Give him some bread, ham sausage, and fruit, too."

After he finished speaking, he felt that it seemed too strange for him to be like this, and added, "This way is more nutritious."

"Okay, I'll ask Wang Yan." Cheng Yikuan said over there, "If there is no problem, give him some bread and fruit."

Jiang Yan was completely relieved now, and happily hung up the phone.

He still had Muggles in his heart.When he wore it back this time, he just woke up and wanted to go back to the balcony, and he didn't know if the Muggles had gone back.

Should we go back?Jiang Yan thought to himself that he had already taken a goose paw, and the goose would not turn back.And Cheng Yikuan just acted calmly.

Goose's board and lodging has been settled, so that he won't suffer in the past in the future.

Cheng Yikuan's confession was also resolved without making him angry.

The more Jiang Yan thought about it, the happier he was. He squinted his eyes happily on the bed, then picked up his phone and ordered some delicious food.

The merchant quickly took the order, and Jiang Yan was thinking about his own affairs while watching the rider's route.

You can't always be a goose.

Especially if he didn't know when it would change, in case he was cooking or driving, it would be too dangerous to pass out like this.

How about going to the hospital tomorrow?Jiang Yan began to struggle, what should he look at?

The dinner was delivered soon. After Jiang Yan finished his meal, he sent a message to others, and posted another business draft on Weibo that had just lifted the ban.After finishing all this work, no one came to look for his mobile phone, so he lay back on the bed early, waiting to become a goose.

Who wants to sleep peacefully this time.

When Jiang Yan woke up, he saw that he was at his home without any food, so he immediately took a taxi to the hospital.

There were too many people in the hospital in the morning, and the automatic registration machine was full of people.Jiang Yan didn't know where to look, so he went straight to the doctor's desk and asked, only saying that he often fainted recently.

The doctor asked: "Do you have a history of genetic diseases in your family?"

Jiang Yan shook his head uncertainly: "I don't know, I haven't heard of it."

Seeing his tender face, the doctor guessed that he was still a student, so he smiled and reminded him: "If you often have sudden syncope, you need to pay attention to it. You should call your family first and ask about it. It is mainly related to cardiovascular and neurological issues."

She had just finished speaking when another person came over to consult her.

Jiang Yan waited aside, and only raised his hand after several people finished asking and left.

"My family can't be contacted." Jiang Yan said, "My parents divorced a long time ago, and I don't have my father's contact information."

The doctor was taken aback, and asked him, "What about your mother? Maybe she knows more."

"She's abroad." Jiang Yan looked at the time, it was midnight over there, and said embarrassedly, "I don't really want to disturb her."

"Then you should register with the cardiology department first." The supervisor smiled kindly, and reminded, "If it is convenient, you'd better ask, it will be easier for screening."

Jiang Yan nodded repeatedly, and went to register again.It was already noon when I saw the doctor.

"Did you suddenly lose your consciousness?" the doctor asked. "Is there a history of genetic diseases in the family? Have you ever had heart disease before?"

Jiang Yan shook his head: "I don't know if there is a genetic disease, I have been fine before."

"When was the first coma?" The doctor massaged his carotid artery, and asked again, "Did it happen suddenly? How long? Tell me about the situation."

Jiang Yan thought for a while, skipped the part of turning into a goose, and told the time and frequency of his coma.

The doctor nodded without saying a word, and motioned Jiang Yan to measure his blood pressure.

Blood pressure is normal.

He ordered Jiang Yan to do an electrocardiogram again.

It was already afternoon when Jiang Yan finished his work. After taking the report back to read, it was still normal.

The doctor's expression became more serious, and he asked him to go for an ultrasound.

The ultrasonography can only be scheduled until tomorrow morning at the earliest, and the doctor cannot make a diagnosis without the results, so Jiang Yan had to make an appointment and go home and wait.

Fortunately, the situation has stabilized a lot this time. Jiang Yan woke up the next day and found that he was still alone, so he continued to go to the hospital immediately.

However, after the ultrasound was done and the report was shown to the doctor, everything turned out to be normal.

This time it was another doctor who was attending the consultation, and he seemed very cautious.

"First of all, we need to make sure again, are you fainting?" The doctor said, "Are you sure you lost consciousness after you fell down?"

"Is... right?" Jiang Yan was confused, "What else is there besides loss of consciousness?"

The doctor patiently said: "You fell, it may be a fall, or a change in consciousness."

Jiang Yan was startled: "What is consciousness change?"

"Simply put, it's like dreams, near-death experiences, hypnosis, mental disorders, etc."

"What about turning into a goose?" Jiang Yan thought it sounded a bit similar, and asked quickly, "I feel like I have become a goose. Is that considered?"

The doctor's expression became strange.

"You mean you feel like a goose?" the doctor confirmed.

"Yes," Jiang Yan nodded, "It's very true, it's a goose, it can fly and twist people."

"Didn't you say you were unconscious?"

"It turns into a goose after passing out." Jiang Yan said seriously, "It happens every time. After passing out, he turns into a goose."

"...Oh." The doctor said, "Then you are not fainting."

Jiang Yan stood up excitedly: "Is this a change in consciousness?"

"That's fine." The doctor looked at him. "Of course, we usually call it... dreaming."

Jiang Yan: "..."

He was politely asked out by the doctor.

There was no way to see the cardiology department, Jiang Yan comforted himself with joy, thinking that at least it meant that there was nothing wrong with his heart.

Next up is neurology...

Jiang Yan couldn't help hesitating, would he be regarded as crazy?Will he be locked up and given an electric shock?

Jiang Yan: "..."

I was a little scared and didn't dare to go by myself.

The snow on the small square of the hospital has been cleared away.Jiang Yan walked out dejectedly, and when he passed the flower bed, he saw a piece of fresh snow.Jiang Yan couldn't help but walked over and stepped on it, then looked up to see the shape left behind.

Like a big peanut.

Muggle maple leaves are still pretty.

Not knowing how the Muggle is doing now, Jiang Yan sat down on the bench next to it, and suddenly wanted to take a look at it.

Cheng Yikuan had just received someone at the airport when he received a call from Jiang Yan.Mother Cheng was chatting with her brothers and sisters there, Cheng Yikuan looked at it, went to a distance and picked it up.

"Senior," Jiang Yan asked, "Can I go to your house to see the big goose?"

Cheng Yikuan was taken aback, and subconsciously glanced into the distance.

"Of course," Cheng Yikuan said, "it might not be possible today. My mother and the others are back and want to stay with me temporarily for one night. Can I call you when they leave?"

Jiang Yan didn't know how long he could last, so he thought for a while and said, "Yes." After speaking, he took another shot, "It's just that sometimes I am more involved in painting, so don't worry if I don't answer your call. I may get back to you in a few days."

Cheng Yikuan wondered why it would take a few days to paint without eating or drinking?But Jiang Yan has always been very obedient, so he probably has his own arrangements, so he agreed.

After the two of them hung up the phone, Cheng Yikuan heard someone calling him from behind.

Mother Cheng waited for him to pass by, and first expressed her dissatisfaction: "The elders are here, what important calls do you have to answer? Let everyone wait here for you?"

Cheng Yikuan smiled: "It's Wang Yan's call. If you don't answer, the marriage won't happen."

"Then you are a good daughter-in-law." The aunt couldn't help but said, "You have a small temper. This posture is for being an aunt. Runjie, you will not be a good mother-in-law in the future."

Cheng's mother's face was ugly.

Ever since Cheng Yikuan went to college, colleagues and friends around him began to ask for introductions to him.The others are alright, at least they are introducing little girls, and their family conditions are well-matched.This sister-in-law was the only one who hated others, and she either introduced her cousin who was nearly [-] years old, or she was her cousin who had just divorced.

At that time, Cheng Yikuan was only 18 years old, and Cheng's mother was furious, and she didn't want to quarrel with her sister-in-law all the time.

It wasn't until Cheng Yikuan announced the news of the marriage that the waves of introductions around him stopped a lot.

But the relatives were not very satisfied with Wang Yan, thinking that although the girl's condition was good, but her family situation was complicated and her demands were too high, she was not a good wife candidate.

Only Cheng's mother was holding back something, thinking how could she care about other people's family situation, as long as she could correct her son, even the divorced woman in her 40s, she would like to kowtow to others.

The whole family got into the car with their own thoughts.

Cheng Yikuan's two uncles and aunts went directly to the hotel to check in.Only the eldest aunt clamored to go to his house to see, so she took his car with his mother and grandfather.

Grandpa was very tired all the way, and fell asleep on his side after saying a few words to Cheng Yikuan.

Mother Cheng remembered something in her heart, but she couldn't say it now, so she had to chat with my aunt first.

It wasn't until the group of people arrived at home and arranged for the old man to the guest bedroom that she took a moment to call Cheng Yikuan aside.

"What are your plans in the future? Still living here?" Cheng's mother frowned, "I have already bought a wedding room, so we must live together."

Cheng Yikuan glanced at her and said, "Yes, we can't stay together."

Mother Cheng stared at him without saying a word.

"I've already reported the situation. I'm married. You and my father have an explanation to our relatives and friends. That's enough." Cheng Yikuan frowned, "But how I arrange it after that is my own business, and I have to discuss it with others. It doesn't matter."

"Am I someone else?" Mother Cheng asked, "I am your mother. You were born and raised by me, and I raised you! What are you doing now?!"

Cheng Yikuan closed his eyes and suddenly calmed down.

He has heard these words countless times, explanations are useless, communication is useless, and she doesn't read all those reports and analyzes he sent.

"Pervert!" Cheng's mother gritted her teeth with red eyes, "You are a pervert, a different kind!"

The more she spoke, the more excited she became, and said in a low voice bitterly: "You used to be faking it! You've been playing tricks since you graduated, and you've been lying to me all along when you say you've changed!"

"Yes." Cheng Yikuan suddenly smiled, took a step back, and slightly bent down towards her, "Thanks to the leadership for teaching us the strategy of delaying the attack."

After he finished speaking, he smiled and said, "I didn't go to the university you decided on, I didn't take the civil service exam, I didn't work in the company you mentioned, and I didn't hand in my salary... In fact, every time, it was a curve to save the country and fight for freedom. .”

The conversation between the two broke up again, and Cheng Yikuan was used to it, and he didn't feel anything other than upset.He didn't want to stay here any longer, so he just drove away on the pretext that the company had something to do.

Cheng's mother pressed the fire and sat on the sofa for a long time and couldn't recover.She waited until she heard someone yelling before she regained her composure and looked over.

It was Cheng Yikuan's eldest aunt.

"Yikuan cleans up the house by himself?" The auntie didn't pay attention to her expression, she ate melon seeds, walked back and forth to look, and asked, "You smell it, why does it smell like chicken dung?"

Just after entering the door, Cheng's mother smelled something wrong, but she knew that Cheng Yikuan always liked to clean up, so she just thought it came from somewhere else.

"Close the window." Cheng's mother frowned, "Maybe some people in the community are not particular about it, and they are fattening."

"How come there are still people retting chicken manure in such a good neighborhood." The aunt walked to the side, closed the window of the living room and looked downstairs, and said "tsk", "But it's enough to be wide. Did he buy this house with his own money?"

Cheng's mother said "hmm".

"Then he is really capable, how did he earn so much money?" the aunt said, "You still insisted on letting him take the civil service exam. Let me just say, what's so good about being a civil servant. He's not like you, he's a official fan."

Cheng's mother bothered her, thinking that it was impossible to open the pot and carry the pot, and it would be easier to handle the civil service exam now.

She frowned and wanted to walk away, but suddenly felt something was wrong again.

"Has the smell lessened?" Cheng's mother wondered, "Why do I feel that it's worse when the windows are closed?"

The living room was neatly tidied up, and the doors of the other rooms were also open. The two of them checked one by one, and finally stopped at the door of Cheng Yikuan's master bedroom.

"It's from here." The aunt was very sure, "Why is there such a smell?"

She was puzzled, but she was embarrassed to enter other people's rooms, so she just leaned against the door and babbled.

Cheng's mother was also puzzled, hesitated for a moment, and pushed the door open.

The aunt immediately stuck her head in.

"My God!" cried the great aunt, "is that a goose?"

Cheng's mother was also stunned, there was nothing on the bed, it seemed that Cheng Yikuan didn't live in it.But there was a one-meter-high iron railing over the bed, and a white thing was circled inside.

She took two steps inside in disbelief, stared at it, and it was indeed a goose.

The goose was facing them with its head down just now, but now it heard someone shouting and jumped up as if startled.

The big goose looked at Mother Cheng.

Mother Cheng also looked at it, and after two seconds, looked at the bottom of its feet.

Goose droppings... the carpet surrounded by goose droppings was full of goose droppings.

Mother Cheng is going crazy.

"What is he doing?" Cheng's mother was shocked, "Why did he keep a goose in the house?"

"He doesn't eat goose eggs either!" The eldest aunt looked at it, and suddenly said "ah", suddenly realized, "Did he tell his grandpa last time that he wants to treat goose with bamboo fungus when he comes?"

"Did he say that?" Cheng's mother turned her head, wondering, "Why don't I remember?"

The eldest aunt said, "Just think about it when you first got home."

Cheng's mother was startled, and suddenly remembered that there was such a thing.

At that time, she just found out that Cheng Yikuan was married by sex, and she was so angry that she didn't answer Cheng Yikuan's phone call.

So the old man chatted with his grandson and said he wanted to eat game.Cheng Yikuan smiled and said that wild game is not easy to make, but he knows a master chef who makes bamboo fungus goose, and he will make a meal for the old man when he comes over.

This child has always been sweet-talking and coaxing the elders, Cheng's mother scoffed, but she didn't expect it to be true this time.

She hesitated for a moment, then went to observe the goose again. It was smooth and smooth, and looked well raised.

It should be very expensive.

Jiang Yan was dumbfounded at this moment.

He just wore it for a while.Just now, I was worried that Muggles had soiled the ground, how could I use vegetable leaves to make it easier for me to settle down, when I heard someone talking outside.

When the two of them opened the door, he froze.

Although the last time we met was five or six years ago, he still recognized Cheng Yikuan's mother at a glance.

Jiang Yan was a little afraid of her, and subconsciously wanted to shrink back.But after thinking about it again, she is also considered a future mother-in-law, and she has to behave better, so she held her head high and waved her beautiful feathers lightly.

He thought that this person would at least say hello to him, at least say "Hello" or something.

Who wants to hear such a conversation.

"Yikuan said so." Cheng's mother breathed a sigh of relief, thought for a while and made a decision: "I can make bamboo fungus geese. You can go to the kitchen to boil hot water and use it for plucking. I will go to the supermarket to buy materials and try to We'll stew the goose before he comes back."

Jiang Yan: "?!"