there are geese in the house

There is a small list on the schedule, in a few lines, it says several major hospitals that are homophobic, most of them are psychiatric or psychological departments, and the names of experts are behind it.

"Third-A experts will be more cautious. They are afraid of being accused and will say that homosexuality is not a disease, but it can be corrected."

"My mother is hesitating, but every time she hears such words from experts, she regains her fighting spirit."

"I have been avoiding contact with this group, and many times I even feel repulsed by the same kind of people who are too high-profile in public. In the past, I thought that maybe we behaved 'normally', so that it would not cause resentment and rejection from others. In fact, I walked into There is a misunderstanding. If a man and a woman show a high profile in public, others will hate them, but they will not hate the heterosexual group. No matter what kind of dress and behavior, as long as it does not hurt others, it should be respected. Dare to do Those who speak out are all warriors, and if one day, I can be like them...I will share the list of this part of the hospital and tell others not to go here."

"Only my own feeling is still lonely. Lao Yu asked me today, and I really want to tell the truth, but if I admit it, will Jiang Yan come out of the closet? He doesn't like socializing. Be cautious about the people we know together ,hold on."

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Jiang Yan read it very hard, and when he finished spelling out these paragraphs word by word, the order of the following content was messed up again.His mind was in a mess, and he couldn't concentrate anymore, so he had to carefully close the agenda, jumped out of bed, and shrank up.

He himself doesn't like to socialize, he doesn't like to gather and chat, and he doesn't want to have too much contact with relatives, friends and neighbors, but his personality has always been like this, and he only feels comfortable when he is alone.But he knew that Cheng Yikuan was different.

Cheng Yikuan has been a radiant existence since junior high school.He is an old-fashioned model of morality, intelligence, physique, beauty and labor. He can easily do the best in everything he learns. Students admire him, teachers favor him, and Jiang Yan has always admired him, so that he never dared to think about them. What is the relationship between the two.

In the past two years, Jiang Yan thought that the social environment he lived in was relaxed and completely different from before... He read various speeches and surveys, and thought that he was in heaven, and everyone else was the same.

But what Cheng Yikuan experienced was completely different from what he thought.

Jiang Yan's eyes were sore and uncomfortable. He wanted to bury his face, but when he lowered his head, he felt that his eyes were blurred.

A tear fell with a snap, followed by another.Jiang Yan was stunned, he blinked, and found that more tears welled up, the face of the goose was wet, and the hair on his chin was also stuck together.

Jiang Yan suddenly became anxious. He remembered the last time he snored. The goose shouldn't cry, right?He was afraid that Cheng Yikuan would take him to see a doctor after he found out, so he twisted his neck and wiped his back carelessly.This is good, the face hair is not dry yet, and the back hair is also messed up.

Jiang Yan scolded himself for making mistakes in his busy schedule, and hurried to Cheng Yikuan's bathroom, turned on the shower, and rinsed carefully.

Cheng Yikuan had almost arranged his work in the morning, so he came back early to see the Muggles.

That day after Jiang Yan said he wanted to raise a goose, he did some research. It turned out that there are other people who keep geese as pets. According to online reports, the uncle in XX City raised one. The goose is very spiritual and would go out for a walk with him. , will line up to buy steamed stuffed buns, and it will bite anyone who jumps in front of it, and will wait at the door early when going out.

Cheng Yikuan originally thought that Muggles were too smart, but after reading the report, he was relieved and secretly felt the spirituality of small animals.The old man told the reporter that the goose prefers to go out to play, and it will get angry if it is kept at home.Cheng Yikuan wrote it down.Although the Muggle only stays here for one day today, he also wants to let it go out for a walk.

He opened the door and entered the house, but the goose did not come out to greet him.

Cheng Yikuan stepped lightly to see if it made any trouble, checked the living room, and then went straight to the bedroom.

There were no geese in the bedroom, but the bathroom door was closed, and there was the sound of running water and people talking.

Cheng Yikuan stared at the bathroom door in a daze for a long time before realizing that it was the announcer's voice.He put his hand on the doorknob and was about to push it away when he suddenly changed his mind.

He walked lightly and walked around the glass wall of the bathroom.

During the renovation, Cheng Yikuan felt that the brick wall occupied an area and was boring, so he asked someone to install smart blackout glass.Usually the glass is frosted, but if the button is turned on, the glass will become transparent.The construction master didn't know what he was thinking at the time, and installed a switch inside and outside the bathroom. Cheng Yikuan laughed for a long time at that time, but he didn't expect the switch outside to come in handy today.

He stood beside him and slowly pressed the button.The scrub in front of his eyes disappeared without a sound.

In the bathroom, the shower head was turned on, and it was still in the massage mode of spraying water everywhere.The big goose was facing its back, its buttocks were wriggling happily, and it was washing its armpit with its right wing up.

Cheng Yikuan: "..."

He took a deep breath, stared wide-eyed and reacted for a long time, and finally backed away silently, sitting on the edge of the bed and watching with his arms folded.

After washing the right wing and then the left wing, the big goose swayed rhythmically, and its buttocks were still swinging happily. It seemed that the radio was playing music.

Cheng Yikuan squinted his eyes and looked at it for a long time, thinking that this little thing has a short tail, but it is flexible enough.He patiently watched from behind, until the goose turned around and tilted his neck to rinse his neck, only to find that the guy had his eyes closed.

It's like a person, it's just perfect.

Seeing how intoxicated it was, Cheng Yikuan couldn't help standing up and knocking on the glass wall.

Jiang Yan was very preoccupied when he first took a shower, until he accidentally poked the button of the radio next to him.

It was an economic channel, the host was complaining about the current property, and said in a very cryptic way: "Now the property is very social, our community has been fighting for three years to change the property, and there is no result yet... You said that the XX conference is held every year , Could it be that representatives don’t live in a community like ours?”

Jiang Yan was taken aback after hearing this, thinking how dare the elder brother say such words?Aren't you afraid that the leader will deduct your salary?But he likes it. The first house his mother bought for him was poor in property, but no one cares about it.

He liked such a direct host and couldn't help but turn up the volume a bit.The host was really funny, and the advertisements about infertility and abortion were also ruthless and funny, and even a few words were inserted into the music of ghosts and animals.

Jiang Yan was aroused by him, and most of the depression at the beginning dissipated unknowingly.When the fast-paced song was played inside, he unconsciously writhed along with it.I completely forgot why I came in to take a shower.

Cheng Yikuan knocked again, but the goose shook his head and didn't respond, almost dying of anger.

He took a long breath and continued to knock unhurriedly.

When Jiang Yan realized that the beeping sound beside him was a bit abrupt, he felt a little bit in his heart, and finally opened his eyes slowly.

Cheng Yikuan stood outside, looking at him seriously.

Jiang Yan: "!!!" Holding grass?Isn't it frosted glass?

He thought he was hallucinating, quickly closed his eyes, and then quietly opened them again.

Cheng Yikuan is still there.

Jiang Yan: "..."

Cheng Yikuan saw that the goose was guilty, and raised his chin at it angrily and amusedly, and said, "Save some water, okay?"

Jiang Yan: "..." OK is OK.

It shook and was about to go out.

Cheng Yikuan knocked on the glass again.

"Turn off the water." Cheng Yikuan stretched out his index finger, pointed to the shower head, then pointed to the radio, and finally lit him, "Turn off everything before coming out."

After he finished speaking, he pressed the button next to it, and the transparent glass suddenly became frosted again.

Jiang Yan was dumbfounded and froze for a while, but he had to do it honestly.

After 2 minutes, he walked out of the bathroom slowly.Cheng Yikuan had already dragged a stool over and sat aside waiting for him.

Guilty as a thief, Jiang Yan glanced at Cheng Yikuan, then quickly turned away to look at the ceiling.

Cheng Yikuan laughed angrily. Yesterday Wang Yan called at night and said that when the goose was depressed at home, they didn't expect this guy to like his shower room.

"Come here, let's talk." Cheng Yikuan said, "Stop pretending to be stupid. If you pretend to be stupid, I will send you back immediately."

Jiang Yan didn't want to go back yet, so he ran over almost immediately and obediently got down.

Cheng Yikuan: "..." This goose really understands human speech.

"Since you can understand me, can you speak human language yourself?" Cheng Yikuan asked.

Jiang Yan blinked, pretending to half understand.

After Cheng Yikuan asked, he thought it was impossible, because geese don't have vocal cords, and their structure is different from that of humans, so pronunciation is a problem.

"Forget it, the next question." Cheng Yikuan looked at it and asked, "Do you like being at my house?"

Jiang Yan hesitated for a moment. Muggles were definitely unwilling, but he was willing.He nodded, then tilted his head and shook his head again.

"..." Cheng Yikuan was shocked, "You mean, sometimes you like to be at my house, and sometimes you don't?"

smart!Jiang Yan hurriedly nodded overjoyed.

Cheng Yikuan was speechless.

But he didn't know what to ask next.Although I always feel weird, but the geese raised by the uncle can line up, and the geese can communicate easily, which doesn't seem to be a thing worth making a fuss about.What's more, I heard that a smart dog has been trained to do whatever it wants, which is more spiritual than this.

He just has a headache right now.If Jiang Yan likes geese, and they can live together in the future, he doesn't mind raising one.

But Muggles...Wang Yan basically raised her as her son...

Now I like to rely on myself, what's the matter.And I don't have that much time, so I can't spare three or four hours every day to go out with him.

Jiang Yan sat quietly for a while, seeing Cheng Yikuan frowned and stopped talking, thinking that he was going to send him away, after thinking about it, he moved forward quietly, and rubbed Cheng Yikuan's pants with his mouth.

Cheng Yikuan looked down at it.

Seeing that Cheng Yikuan didn't object, he moved forward again and held him hard.

Cheng Yikuan couldn't figure out what to do for a while, so he got up and went out, and the goose also circled around his legs, following around in circles.

"Stay calm." Cheng Yikuan had no choice but to stop, and looked at the time again, "You can stay wherever you want, I will eat first, and take you out after eating."

Jiang Yan looked at him suspiciously with black bean eyes.Not sure what he meant by that.

Cheng Yikuan found himself miraculously understanding his expression.

"Go out for a walk." He sighed and explained to the little thing, "Don't you like being locked up?"

He made a simple lunch for himself, and seeing that Muggles didn't eat the feed, he gave him some porridge.He ate at the table and the Muggles ate right under it.

Cheng Yikuan thought about it and decided to communicate with Wang Yan first.

Wang Yan expressed shock that Muggles like to follow him.

"He can eat and drink at your place? He's quite happy?" Wang Yan went crazy, "What kind of Feng Shui is this in our house!"

Cheng Yikuan was stunned for a moment: "What's wrong?"

"Professional homosexual!" Wang Yan wailed, "I am like this, my brother is like this, and I raise a goose and I still behave like this. Is this a kind of imitation? Even the act of imprinting works?"

Cheng Yikuan couldn't take it anymore: "Don't... I dare not keep it after saying that."

Wang Yan was jealous of Goose getting close to others.Now hearing Cheng Yikuan's tangled tone, she felt a little funny again.

"Okay, okay, then stay with you for two days. When you are inconvenient, just let me know at any time, and I will bring this bastard back." Wang Yan thought for a while, and then comforted, "It is It’s okay if you like males, you have Jiang Yan, I can put it in Tianqina, and then go find a gander for him.”

Jiang Yan was startled, and suddenly raised his head, and the goose's head hit the table.

No way, my mother, Jiang Yan thought to himself, wouldn't he be killed by a gander?The pectoralis major and triceps haven't been trained yet!

But there are very few pet geese here...male geese, and the orientation is also male...it should be hard to find.

Jiang Yan's chrysanthemum tightened, and he silently lowered his head to eat.

Cheng Yikuan remembered that when he was facing Ji that day, the Muggle suddenly chased and bit him.

...so it's because of the wrong gender?

Wang Yan knew that this must have caused Cheng Yikuan a lot of trouble. After thinking about it, she planned to give Jiang Yan some gifts, so as to avoid suspicion and express her gratitude.

"When are you and Jiang Yan free?" Wang Yan asked, "Before I leave, I'll treat you to a meal."

Cheng Yikuan became depressed, and after a moment of silence, he said, "Jiang Yan...isn't here recently."

"Not here? Where did you go?"

"His friend said that he wanted to go out for a walk." Cheng Yikuan said, "Maybe...he still can't accept my wedding."

Jiang Yan only took two bites, and raised his head with a "whoosh" after hearing this.

go out for a walk?That's a lie!

Nothing is not accepted!

He was a bit awkward, hurriedly got out from under the table, straightened his neck to look at Cheng Yikuan.

Cheng Yikuan didn't notice her.

"No." Wang Yan said suspiciously, "I heard from Tianqi that he was still picking out rings for you that day."

Cheng Yikuan was taken aback: "Ring? When?"

"Just the day before the wedding, didn't he give me a set of cosmetics? Tianqi happened to meet him, and he bought something for you there. He seemed to see a watch worth more than 50 yuan. Later, he also looked at the pair of rings... "

Cheng Yikuan was stunned holding the phone.

"He's buying a pair of rings?" Cheng Yikuan raised his voice unconsciously, and asked hastily, "Really? Are you sure?"

"I'm sure! Tianqi said that they wanted to ask me about your ring size after discussing it, but after thinking about it later, I didn't know, so forget it." Wang Yan said, "He didn't ask you directly, he probably wanted to surprise you. .I'll be good..."

Wang Yan tutted over there, "If it's not true love, then it's bullshit. I've been with Patti for ten years, and the most expensive thing I gave each other didn't exceed [-], okay..."

Cheng Yikuan swallowed very slowly.

"Maybe he has something to do. Don't you always go out for a walk when you need to collect pictures for painting?" Wang Yan said lightly, "Anyway, don't worry, we will have dinner together when we come back."

Cheng Yikuan didn't speak.

"Hey? Hello! Hello? Brother Cheng?" Wang Yan shouted over there.

"Okay...Okay." Cheng Yikuan recovered for a long time, covered his face with his hands, and smiled slowly, "Come back and have dinner together."