there are geese in the house

"I fell asleep while working overtime today, and the assistant saw Jiang Yan's photo on the computer. She was surprised and said that she didn't expect me to know the chief assistant. I wondered for a long time before I realized that the new chief assistant looks very similar to Jiang Yan."

"I have flown to thirteen places in the past six months, and some cities are very inclusive. I wonder if I will be more comfortable in Guangzhou or Chengdu in the future. I often think of my hometown, my colleagues talk about it, and talk about their impressions there. It’s childbirth and the college entrance examination, I laughed and argued, saying that it’s not like before, but in fact I’m deeply troubled by it.”

"I went to bid, and the chief assistant was arranged in my car. He asked me if I had listened to "Goodbye Erchome", and connected it to Bluetooth to play...a very nice song. He is really similar to Jiang Yan, what in the world? Will there be such a similar person? But it is not the same after all. The lyrics are very suitable for the occasion, "No matter where you are, I don't assume that you may be by my side, I can travel to foreign countries and find sustenance"... I miss you very much."

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Cheng Yikuan went to work, Jiang Yan went in and out for a long time, opened and closed the calendar, closed and opened it, and repeated it more than a dozen times, and finally saw this paragraph while blaming himself.

This is in the middle of the schedule, and Cheng Yikuan wrote it backwards, but without disrupting the order.The content is not written down every day, it seems that it should be written casually.

Jiang Yan didn't read the whole thing. Since the appearance of the character "General Assistant", he couldn't see anything else in his eyes.He didn't close the agenda until he was sure that only these two paragraphs mentioned that person in the part he understood.

I breathed a sigh of relief, but then felt heavy again.

Today is Friday, the third day he has become a goose.

Jiang Yan remembered that the first few times he turned into a goose was twelve hours, and then somehow, it developed into a day.

Well now, almost three days in one breath.This trend is really bad.What if one day you really become a goose and can't go back?

Jiang Yan couldn't help but get tangled up.

If you will be a goose for the rest of your life, do you still have to tell Cheng Yikuan?

Having said that...wouldn't it be bad to drag Cheng Yikuan?Do you want to be in love with a goose?

If you don't talk... imagine that little boss, eating with Cheng Yikuan instead of yourself, taking a bath with Cheng Yikuan, sleeping with Cheng Yikuan... still listening to Erchome, why not listen to Mount Fuji?

Jiang Yan jumped out of bed angrily, walked all the way to the study room, put down the pen holder, and flipped out a one-yuan coin.He found this when he was looking for a stylus last time. At that time, he wondered what Cheng Yikuan was doing with the coins, but now it just came in handy.

He decided to resign himself to his fate, toss the coin in a while, and if it was heads, he would say it, but if it was tails, he would not say it.Whichever side you vote for counts.

Jiang Yan made up his mind, and saw that he couldn't toss the coin in mid-air, thought for a while, and kicked the coin off the table.

The coin fell to the ground and rolled forward for a while.

He hurried over to take a look, and found that the national emblem was facing up.

Jiang Yan: "..."

He didn't think it was quite right.

Jiang Yan analyzed it very seriously. It was too imprecise to say it once, and it was related to his own life, so two wins in three rounds?

He raised his foot vigorously again, and kicked it out with a "slap" according to the coin.

Coins were kicked from the study to the living room, and rolled from the living room to the dining room.However, several times in a row, the national emblem is all facing up.

Jiang Yan: "..."

He looked at the coin sadly, wondering if he was sure?Is God's will really not to let it be said?But Er Ding Mu has already seen each other, and Cheng Yikuan doesn't like him.

He lay down sleepily, staring at the coin in a daze, wondering if there was a problem in some link, why didn't he get heads once.

Could it be... because I didn't wash my feet?

Jiang Yan: "!!" Yes!You should clean your hands before tossing a coin!

That doesn't seem right.

He regained his energy, went to the bathroom to wash his feet, and turned on the radio habitually.

This time, two uncles on the Economic Channel were talking about stamp collections. This passage was about the knowledge of patterns on attached stamps. One of the uncles talked about the patterns on commemorative coins, and from this, he talked about the patterns and patterns on RMB. significance.

"The fourth and fifth sets of renminbi in circulation now have 11 places on the back... and the coins are the top ten famous flowers in China. Of course, there is a little knowledge here." The host laughed, "We often The front and back of the coins mentioned are actually different standards. The first to fourth sets of RMB coins, the side with the national emblem is the front, and the side with the denomination is the reverse. Only the fifth set of coins, the face with the denomination is the front. Floral print on reverse."

Jiang Yan tilted his head and listened, thinking that it could still be like this.

He turned off the faucet and was about to go out when he suddenly reacted.

Jiang Yan: "!!!" What? !

The national emblem is the front? ?

Jiang Yan rushed out, found the coin and took a closer look, and sure enough, the national emblem was in the middle, with "People's Republic of China 1999" written underneath.

It's the fourth set of coins!

No wonder Cheng Yikuan put it in the pen holder!

So the one you cast is positive?Jiang Yan froze in place, and finally heaved a sigh of relief.He ran around the living room excitedly, then ran back joltingly, carefully bit the corner of the coin, and put it back on the desk for Cheng Yikuan.

It seems to be God's will!God's will is so, the little boss is destined to have no ending.

What if Cheng Yikuan knew that he was the Queen of Goose and didn't stay with him?

Jiang Yan lowered his head again, thinking, if he really wants to do that, then he will bite him hard and become Wang Yan's son!

He made up his mind now, and prepared for the worst.Seeing that the clock passed eleven o'clock, and Cheng Yikuan hadn't come back yet, Jiang Yan went to the kitchen to have a look and saw that there was nothing to eat, so he obediently waited at the door.

Cheng Yikuan came back a bit late this time, with a big bag of grass and eggs in his hand.

Jiang Yan was almost starved to death, and he had been following him behind him and screaming since he entered the door.

"You can eat too much." Cheng Yikuan couldn't help smiling when he saw him follow him all the way to the kitchen, "Well, I'm still hungry."

He put the egg aside, and carefully took out a large white goose egg.

Jiang Yan glanced at the goose egg.

When Cheng Yikuan saw it, he pointed at him and threatened him: "Don't think about it, you know? These are breeding eggs I bought all the way, and I'm going to put them on goose."

Jiang Yan: "???"

Cheng Yikuan looked left and right, found an egg tray from under the cupboard, and muttered while putting it away: "Which end is facing up?"

Jiang Yan had only read the Goose Industry Encyclopedia a few days ago, and couldn't help but let out a "croak".

"..." Cheng Yikuan turned his head to look at him, thought for a while, and asked tentatively, "The little one?"

Jiang Yan didn't say anything, but turned to look at him.

Cheng Yikuan asked again: "Big head?"

"Gah." Jiang Yan said.

"..." Cheng Yikuan felt that his cognition had been refreshed again. He stared at the goose for a while, but still worried, he found his phone and checked it.Sure enough, it's going to be upside down.

"You're really...professional." Cheng Yikuan put the goose egg upside down into the egg tray. After thinking about it, he didn't think it was right. He turned his face and asked, "Aren't you a male? Male geese also know how to hatch eggs? "

Jiang Yan: "..." How could he know.

Cheng Yikuan didn't speak, and suddenly reached out and grabbed Jiang Yan's neck.

"I'll check and check." Cheng Yikuan touched the goose's buttocks, "Could you be a mother..."

Jiang Yan: "!!"

Reluctantly, he struggled quickly.Cheng Yikuan was unprepared. Seeing him flapping his wings, he let go subconsciously, and Jiang Yan hurried out.

Jiang Yan kept a vigilant distance from Cheng Yikuan until he came to feed him.

Cheng Yikuan laughed hard, and teased it while feeding it: "It's just touching the butt, it won't do anything, what are you afraid of. Forget it, forget it, don't let the touch down, I planned to hatch it myself."

After he finished speaking, he pointed to the Muggle rice bowl, and became more serious: "Your mother said, you can't let you eat green vegetables all the time, as it is not nutritious. This is your task today." He pointed to the rice bowl on the left. Corn and wheat, and pointed to the roughage in the right basin, "And this... eat it up. When you finish eating, I will reward you with the green grass you just bought, you know?"

Jiang Yan was dumbfounded.

These few...he doesn't want to eat any of them, who wants feed and grass!Wouldn't it be nice to have lettuce and apples like before?

After Cheng Yikuan finished speaking, he put away the food bowl and water basin for him, and went back to the study to do his own work.He couldn't always skip work and come back, so he sent a file for some of the work and went home to deal with it.At this moment, there was an impromptu meeting at the headquarters, so he made a video call to participate.

The meeting was only halfway through, and Cheng Yikuan heard "duk tuk tuk" outside, and the door was knocked lightly a few times.

His heart trembled, seeing that everyone was discussing the issue enthusiastically, he didn't seem to notice the noise, so he hurriedly stooped silently and opened the door.

Jiang Yan was standing outside the door with his head held high. He was about to ask for an apple when he saw Cheng Yikuan's face flushed slightly, and he opened a crack with a "whoosh", and said to him in a low voice, "Shut up, ok?"

Jiang Yan: "..." Not OK.

Cheng Yikuan suddenly closed the door again.

Jiang Yan was almost bumped into his mouth by the door, shrank his neck back in fright, and couldn't help being curious again.

In broad daylight... what are you doing inside with the curtains drawn and your face blushing?

Jiang Yan thought of some kind of answer.No wonder, Jiang Yan thought shyly, if that's the case, he'd better wait a little longer.But he didn't know how long it would take for Cheng Yikuan to recover, and he was really hungry.

Then wait 5 minutes!Jiang Yan thought about it for a while, and foreign surveys said that generally an average of four minutes or so is enough for him.

Give him one more minute to show respect.

As soon as Cheng Yikuan sat back, someone looked at him and asked a question.Cheng Yikuan answered calmly as usual, but his heart was sweating quietly.The atmosphere in the second half of the meeting gradually relaxed, so when the knock on the door of "Tuk Tuk Tuk" sounded again, the sound was particularly obvious.

Everyone paused, and Qiqi looked up at the screen.

The host laughed and teased: "Which manager's secretary came to deliver coffee?"

Cheng Yikuan: "..." There were three people participating in the video, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and raise his hand.

Everyone laughed.Cheng Yikuan hurriedly left his seat to open the door.

The secretary goose was lying outside the door, and she was too embarrassed to look up at him.

"Let's talk later," Cheng Yikuan stared at it, and said in a calm tone as much as possible, "I'm in a meeting, don't bother me until it's over. OK?"

Jiang Yan was taken aback for a moment, and after he understood what Cheng Yikuan said, he stood up and looked inside.

Can't see anything.

After Cheng Yikuan finished speaking, he gave him a threatening look, wiped the scaring goose on his neck with a knife, and closed the door.

Only then did Jiang Yan realize that he might have gotten into trouble.He didn't dare to move around this time, and waited quietly until Cheng Yikuan came out.

Sure enough, 5 minutes later, as soon as Cheng Yikuan opened the door, he lit it with his hand and gave a lecture.

"Tell me, what are you going to do?" Cheng Yikuan asked, "I'm having a meeting there, and you keep going over and over again, do you want to be blamed?"

Jiang Yan admitted his cowardice, took two steps swaying, and looked back at him.

Cheng Yikuan was speechless, but still followed.

The big goose led him to the restaurant.Nothing in the rice bowl moved.Green grass was also randomly piled on the ground in protest.

Cheng Yikuan: "..."

The goose looked at his expression, moved its steps carefully, and rubbed its face against his legs.He raised his hand to make sense, but the goose quickly went around to the other side and continued to rub against his other leg.

"...I'm convinced." Cheng Yikuan found out that pets are really not something anyone can keep, especially pets that can ask for themselves, which are simply harder to serve than people.

Resigned to his fate, he took out a few apples from the cupboard, and said angrily as he cut them, "Sooner or later, you will be poor. This Aksu costs ten yuan a catty, understand?" Another big apple, "This red Fuji, seven yuan a catty, understand?"

The goose eats a lot, so Jiang Yan calculated how much to feed, and found that the food cost was really high, so he simply pretended not to understand.

Cheng Yikuan cut an apple for him, and added some sweet potatoes for him in case he would not be full.

After eating here, Cheng Yikuan changed his clothes again and took him out for a walk.

Jiang Yan was full and satisfied.Cheng Yikuan hugged it and took the elevator, he turned his head and looked at the handsome face close at hand, his heart was soft and messed up.

This is my Cheng Yikuan!

Jiang Yan thought to himself, he is really kind, and he is kind to small animals, how could there be such a nice person.The more he looked at it, the more he liked it, and the more he thought about it, the happier he became. Jiang Yan's heart fluttered, and he couldn't help but gently leaned forward and kissed Cheng Yikuan's chin.

"Hold the grass!" Cheng Yikuan was taken aback and almost threw the goose out, "Be honest, if you dare to bite me, I will really stew you!"

Jiang Yan quickly shrank back.

They still went to yesterday's artificial lake, Jiang Yan excitedly ran towards the lake, and was about to jump into it slowly, when he suddenly felt the world spinning in front of him.

He plunged in, the lake water slowly covered his head and ears, and the sound was temporarily isolated from the outside.

Jiang Yan panicked, kicked the goose palm hard, and only heard a "boom" in his ears. Sharp pain accompanied by numbness came from his toes, and the surrounding sounds gradually returned. He suddenly opened his eyes and looked at the The cupboard in front of him froze.

Back... finally back!