there are geese in the house
Chapter 44
On the surface of the artificial lake, two big white geese swim one after the other.
The Muggle seemed to be much more lively than at the beginning, pecking Xiaomi's nape for a while, and kissing Xiaomi's mouth for a while.
Xiaomi has been quietly following behind it.When the Muggle spread its wings and flew towards this side, Cheng Yikuan guessed that the time had come, and immediately stood up to respond, but the Muggle lightly turned sideways on the water, flew around in front of several people, and returned to Xiaomi around.
Cheng Yikuan was stunned, wondering if this was Jiang Yan's strategy, when he heard Wang Yan shout, "Guagua nodded!"
He looked up in a daze, and sure enough, the Muggle was swimming forward with Xiaomi beside him, while sticking his head into the water to tap, tap and tap, and the point was endless...
Cheng Yikuan: "..." He had a bad idea in his mind, but felt that guess was too ridiculous.
Could it be... This is Jiang Yan's plan to delay the attack?
Cheng Yikuan took a step forward nervously, leaning over the railing with both hands to watch.
Millet started nodding almost at the same time as the Muggle.
The two geese swim together, taking turns submerging their heads and necks in the water.The morning mist dissipated slightly, and Cheng Yikuan felt that something was wrong the more he looked, and was about to make a sound, when Guagua turned around and was face to face with Xiaomi.
Wang Yan and Dodo next to them covered their mouths nervously almost at the same time.
Sure enough, the two geese quickly intertwined their necks. After a few kisses, Guagua suddenly turned over and lay on Xiaomi's back, forcing the latter into the water... Xiaomi just started to show his He shook his head and was also bitten by the hair with his mouth.
Cheng Yikuan: "!!!"
"Jiang Yan!" Cheng Yikuan stretched out his hand, impatient, "What are you doing!"
Jiang Yan slowly opened his eyes, reacted to the pillow in front of him for two seconds, and then looked down at his body - he was lying in Cheng Yikuan's home, with the goose down quilt on his body, and Cheng Yikuan's writing on the head of the bed. precautions and care procedures.
He blinked, and suddenly remembered the business - just as he got into the water, Xiaomi suddenly flew in front of him.Jiang Yan was taken aback at the time, and suddenly felt his feet cramp.
Cramping in the water is not a trivial matter, Jiang Yan panicked and hurriedly lowered his head to look at the goose palm.When who wanted to lower his head, his eyes suddenly went dark, and he opened his eyes in a daze, only to realize that it was his leg that was cramping, and he came back just like that.
what time is it now?
Jiang Yan sat up and looked up at the time.Are the Muggles back?Cheng Yikuan...
Jiang Yan: "!!" That's right, the senior doesn't know yet!
Cheng Yibroadband didn't bring his mobile phone when he came over. Jiang Yan was anxious and couldn't contact anyone, and he didn't care about the cramps in his calves. He quickly put on his shoes, opened the door and rushed to the artificial lake.
The viewing pavilion of the artificial lake is already in a mess.
"Yanyan!" Cheng Yikuan was so anxious that his veins popped out. Seeing the two geese on the other side of the artificial lake, their tails pressed down. Seeing that they were about to get to the point, he threw away his arms and ran over there.
"Jiang Yan, come down!" Cheng Yikuan shouted anxiously while running, "What are you doing? Jiang Yan!"
"Cheng Yikuan!" Wang Yan reacted, threw the video recorder to Duoduo and chased after him, "What are you doing! Don't scare my son! Cheng Yikuan!"
Cheng Yikuan couldn't care less about talking to her.Seeing that the big goose didn't even look back, he looked around and found a place marked with the depth of the water, and he was going to go into the water to stop it.
He began to undress as he headed there, throwing his coat and sweater on the slope.
Wang Yan chased after him with question marks all over her face, almost exerting all her strength to grab Cheng Yikuan before he dived into the water.
"You...are you crazy, Brother Cheng!" Wang Yan was about to run out of breath, and pulled his clothes and said, "That's a Muggle! Then my son!"
"That's not your son!" Cheng Yikuan felt sad and torn.
He couldn't just watch Jiang Yan go to match up with the mother goose!
Even if you are forced to!
After he finished speaking, he saw Wang Yan clung to his clothes, so he wanted to take off his autumn clothes as soon as he was cruel.
Wang Yan was in a hurry, not caring about the embarrassment: "They are all matched!"
Cheng Yikuan stopped abruptly.
Wang Yan raised her chin behind him: "If you don't believe me, it's useless for you to go there. If you go quickly, you'll finish all of them."
"..." Cheng Yikuan turned around slowly, looked at the two geese not far away, the other one had been completely submerged in the water, and was dumbfounded.
Jiang Yan...why...why did this happen...
"Huh? Jiang Yan?" Wang Yan asked from behind, "He came to look for you?"
Cheng Yikuan looked at the water and nodded slowly and with difficulty.
"This way!" Wang Yan shouted suddenly from behind, "Yanyan, come and have a look, Cheng Yikuan is determined to jump into the lake!"
Jiang Yan was out of breath from running all the way, and when he saw Cheng Yikuan on the edge of the lake, he took a breath of air, and then accelerated his pace and ran for a while.
"Senior!" Jiang Yan shouted from the shore, "Senior! I'm here!"
Cheng Yikuan: "???"
He faintly heard the shout and turned his head in disbelief.
Jiang Yan had already come over, and was about to help the tree next to him to get down.
"Are you back?" Cheng Yikuan reacted and shouted, "Don't move! I'll go up!"
After he finished speaking, he quickly wiped his face, picked up his clothes, and walked up the same path.
Wang Yan looked at him with strange eyes.
Cheng Yikuan already realized what embarrassing thing he did, but he couldn't explain it, so he had to bite the bullet and smile at her.
Jiang Yan was sweating from running, and seeing Cheng Yikuan coming up with his clothes, he endured it, but he couldn't hold it back, and took a step forward to hug Cheng Yikuan.
Cheng Yikuan also wrapped his arms around his waist, and patted his back vigorously.
"Back?" Cheng Yikuan asked.
Jiang Yan nodded, suddenly felt sore eyes, lowered his head and rubbed on Cheng Yikuan's shoulder.
"Running out with so little clothes, aren't you afraid of catching a cold?" Cheng Yikuan also spoke in a nasal voice, and he reached out to shake off his coat and put it on for Jiang Yan.
Jiang Yan said, "Put on your clothes quickly, too."
Wang Yan crawled a bit slower, and when she came up, she saw the two hugging each other, and couldn't help but groaned, and said, "That's too much, it's so sweet early in the morning, don't you worry about it?"
Jiang Yan took a step back in embarrassment, and greeted her in a low voice: "Sister Wang Yan, good morning."
"Morning." Wang Yan complained to him dumbfounded, "Just now your old Cheng was scared to death, as if he was stupid, he started yelling at the lake, my God... what are you two doing?"
"It's my problem." Jiang Yan hurriedly explained vaguely, "I won't play like this in the future."
He spoke vaguely, and looked knowing, so Wang Yan understood that the two of them were having some fun.
She was terribly frightened just now, and now she breathed a sigh of relief, and looked into the lake again, the Muggle just spread its wings and flew away, and Xiaomi also came up from the water, shaking the water droplets on her body.It looks like it's finished.
The three returned to the viewing booth together, but luckily Dodo kept watching the video recorder.
"It's all recorded, it's a good shot." Dodo greeted Jiang Yan with a smile, and sent the photos she took to the group.
Those photos were taken when the Muggles and Xiaomi were swimming neck to neck, the fog was hazy in the distance, the trees, water and plants had only blurred outlines, and the nearby was the sparkling lake.In the dull picture, two big white geese are swimming leisurely, bowing their necks and bowing their heads, with a graceful posture...
"It's so beautiful." Wang Yan couldn't help but said, "Xiaomi looks more and more like a little swan, let her be around, Guagua is much more handsome."
Dodo smiled and said, "Guagua is already very handsome."
"At first I was quite shy." Wang Yan smiled, "Then she suddenly became arrogant."
Jiang Yan went to Cheng Yikuan's side, and was also looking at his mobile phone there. He touched his nose guiltily when he heard this, and looked at Cheng Yikuan again.
The two pretended to be stupid together very tacitly.
After waiting for a while, Wang Yan looked at the time, and then began to urge the Muggles to come back.Dodo is going home too, so she also called Xiaomi.
Two big geese, one in front and one behind, spread their wings and flew all the way to the shore, patting the water.
It was the first time Jiang Yan saw the appearance of real geese, and he was dumbfounded. The two big geese are very handsome, with their heads held high and full of momentum.Jiang Yan thought for a while that he would shrink into a cowardly quail at every turn, a little envious in his heart, and felt that he probably lost a lot of geese to Muggles.
He watched the two geese walking slowly, and couldn't help stretching his head to observe carefully, trying to see which one was just a Muggle.
This was the first time he'd seen a Muggle.
Jiang Yan couldn't help being a little excited, and thought to himself, I don't know if Muggles recognize me?
He stared there without blinking, and suddenly heard Wang Yan ask: "Jiang Yan, haven't you always wanted to see Muggles?"
Jiang Yan came back to his senses and quickly responded. .
Wang Yan laughed: "Would you like to try calling out? See if it will find you?"
Jiang Yan said happily: "Is it possible?"
"It should be possible." Wang Yan nodded with a smile: "It only bites the process from small to large."
"Be careful!" Cheng Yikuan became nervous, "...if it bites you later, just hide behind me."
Xiaomi has returned to the owner's side, and the big goose behind is still walking swaggeringly.Jiang Yan took two steps outside, staring at the Muggles who were idly strolling, and slowly squatted down on one knee.
That's me too.Jiang Yan looked at the goose getting closer and closer, thinking excitedly, does it know himself?Ordinarily, their relationship should be closer!
"Muggle?" Jiang Yan called softly.
The big goose who was walking forward suddenly froze, turned his face, and looked at Jiang Yan with black bean eyes.
Jiang Yan smiled at it, and when they looked at each other, he was suddenly in a trance for a moment, feeling as if he had just woken up from a dream.
The big goose was also shocked suddenly, blinked vigorously, and looked at him carefully with his face turned sideways.
Jiang Yan shouted softly again: "Muggle, Guagua, it's me!"
The big goose nodded slowly.Jiang Yan was overjoyed, and was about to stretch out his arms to hug it, when he saw the goose lowered its center of gravity in a nodding posture, straightened its neck and rushed towards him.
Jiang Yan: "?!"
"Run!" Cheng Yikuan rushed over, grabbed Jiang Yan's back collar and was about to leave, "It's angry again!"
Jiang Yan was dragged by him and staggered. He supported the ground with his hands, thinking in his heart that he would establish a good relationship with "himself", but his legs kicked to the ground in disobedience, and followed Cheng Yikuan out.
Almost at the same time, the Muggle screamed sharply, slapped the ground and chased after him without a pause.
The loud cry of the big goose immediately resounded throughout the community.
Wang Yan was taken aback when she saw this, and hurriedly chased after her and reprimanded her.
"Muggle!" Wang Yan yelled, "Stop it! Come back!"
The Muggle, who is usually very obedient, turned a deaf ear at the moment, as if he wanted to fight Jiang Yan desperately.Jiang Yan ran so hard that he could barely move his legs, and couldn't help but think of the tragic scene of being chased by a dog when he was a child, crying and running.
"Muggle! Calm down!" Jiang Yan yelled while running, "It's from the same root! Why are you in such a hurry!"
The Muggles were still howling and chasing after him.
Jiang Yan screamed and ran forward, ignoring his mouth, and continued to shout: "Negotiation! Let's talk!"
"It doesn't understand!" Cheng Yikuan couldn't help turning his head to remind him, "This is so aggressive, we are both blacklisted!"
Jiang Yan: "..."
A small fork suddenly appeared ahead, and Cheng Yikuan rushed to the one on the left. Jiang Yan didn't realize it for a while, and ran to the other one.The Muggles followed closely behind Jiang Yan.
"Yanyan!" Cheng Yikuan yelled at him across the green belt, "How much is your fighting strength?"
Jiang Yan shouted: "0.5 goose!"
"I'm also a 0.5 goose!" Cheng Yikuan waved his hand and pointed to the front, "The small flower beds in front meet, let's climb the ladder!"
Jiang Yan: "..."
Wang Yan's shout was still far away, and it seemed that she would not be able to escape for a while.In order to protect himself, Jiang Yan had no choice but to follow Cheng Yikuan's prompt, and ran straight to the small flower bed when he encountered a fork in the road again.
Cheng Yikuan was one step ahead of him, and quickly gave Jiang Yan a hand.The two immediately grabbed the small horizontal bar of the ladder, supported it with their hands, and sat up.
The ladder is much higher than the parallel bars. Jiang Yan only climbed this when he was in elementary school physical education class, and he hasn't seen it for many years.At that time, he didn't like this project very much, thinking that the ladder was too high.Now I'm very glad that this thing is so tall, at least the Muggle has fluttered it several times, but I can't reach it.
"What's the situation with it..." Jiang Yan was about to be exhausted, looked down at the Muggle squatting below, and said speechlessly, "I still thought about having a symbiosis with it anyway, so I want to hug it!"
"Maybe you think it's symbiosis, but it thinks it's you who came out and robbed the territory." Cheng Yikuan wiped off his sweat, turned to look at him, and wiped his forehead again.
The two looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.
"When did you come back?" Cheng Yikuan asked.
"When I first entered the water." Jiang Yan smiled, "You don't think I really want that, do you?"
Cheng Yikuan was stunned for a moment, then sighed, covering his face in embarrassment.
Jiang Yan laughed hahaha.
Muggles circled them below.It seems to be wondering how to get up.Cheng Yikuan retracted his feet.
"Senior," Jiang Yan was curious and couldn't help asking, "Why are you so afraid of geese?"
"I was chased when I was a child." Cheng Yikuan said, "My grandma had a flock of geese, and I offended the head goose. Later, when my grandma was not at home, he brought a flock of female geese to block me. I lay on the ridge and cried. all day."
Jiang Yan couldn't help but wanted to laugh again.
Cheng Yikuan turned his face to look at him, couldn't help reaching out, and poked his face with his index finger.
"It'll be fine if you don't change your mind again." Cheng Yikuan looked at him and whispered, "We haven't had a good chat yet and spent a whole day together."
Jiang Yan lowered his head helplessly: "I don't want to become a goose either."
After thinking about it, he shouted to the Muggles squatting below: "Hi!"
The Muggle raised his head when he heard the sound, and glared at him with black beans in hatred.
"Let's live our own lives in the future!" Jiang Yan said, "You see, you have a wife, and I have a husband, and our trajectories are different! Only when we live separately can we be happy, right?"
He was talking nonsense there, Cheng Yikuan listened with a smile.Fortunately, after running for a while, Wang Yan finally arrived.
As soon as she picked up the Muggle, she didn't even have the energy to lecture her.
"Yes, I'm sorry!" Wang Yan supported her waist and said helplessly, "Muggles are not usually like this..."
"It's okay." Jiang Yan didn't dare to go down, and swayed his legs on the ladder, "We are safe and we haven't been bitten."
Wang Yan was in a hurry, so she made an agreement with the two of them before leaving: "I will come back during the Spring Festival, and I will treat you to dinner to make amends. I don't have time to chat today. Best wishes, both of you!"
Cheng Yikuan said with a smile, "Safe trip." Jiang Yan waved his hand too.
Wang Yan smiled, took two steps, and then turned around: "By the way, if they are successfully matched today, you should remember to choose the baby goose!"
The Muggle was already very angry, but after hearing it, he seemed to have guessed what it meant, so he squinted and called out, "Say—?"
Jiang Yan looked at it, turned his head away, and replied, "Say!"
The Muggle seemed to be much more lively than at the beginning, pecking Xiaomi's nape for a while, and kissing Xiaomi's mouth for a while.
Xiaomi has been quietly following behind it.When the Muggle spread its wings and flew towards this side, Cheng Yikuan guessed that the time had come, and immediately stood up to respond, but the Muggle lightly turned sideways on the water, flew around in front of several people, and returned to Xiaomi around.
Cheng Yikuan was stunned, wondering if this was Jiang Yan's strategy, when he heard Wang Yan shout, "Guagua nodded!"
He looked up in a daze, and sure enough, the Muggle was swimming forward with Xiaomi beside him, while sticking his head into the water to tap, tap and tap, and the point was endless...
Cheng Yikuan: "..." He had a bad idea in his mind, but felt that guess was too ridiculous.
Could it be... This is Jiang Yan's plan to delay the attack?
Cheng Yikuan took a step forward nervously, leaning over the railing with both hands to watch.
Millet started nodding almost at the same time as the Muggle.
The two geese swim together, taking turns submerging their heads and necks in the water.The morning mist dissipated slightly, and Cheng Yikuan felt that something was wrong the more he looked, and was about to make a sound, when Guagua turned around and was face to face with Xiaomi.
Wang Yan and Dodo next to them covered their mouths nervously almost at the same time.
Sure enough, the two geese quickly intertwined their necks. After a few kisses, Guagua suddenly turned over and lay on Xiaomi's back, forcing the latter into the water... Xiaomi just started to show his He shook his head and was also bitten by the hair with his mouth.
Cheng Yikuan: "!!!"
"Jiang Yan!" Cheng Yikuan stretched out his hand, impatient, "What are you doing!"
Jiang Yan slowly opened his eyes, reacted to the pillow in front of him for two seconds, and then looked down at his body - he was lying in Cheng Yikuan's home, with the goose down quilt on his body, and Cheng Yikuan's writing on the head of the bed. precautions and care procedures.
He blinked, and suddenly remembered the business - just as he got into the water, Xiaomi suddenly flew in front of him.Jiang Yan was taken aback at the time, and suddenly felt his feet cramp.
Cramping in the water is not a trivial matter, Jiang Yan panicked and hurriedly lowered his head to look at the goose palm.When who wanted to lower his head, his eyes suddenly went dark, and he opened his eyes in a daze, only to realize that it was his leg that was cramping, and he came back just like that.
what time is it now?
Jiang Yan sat up and looked up at the time.Are the Muggles back?Cheng Yikuan...
Jiang Yan: "!!" That's right, the senior doesn't know yet!
Cheng Yibroadband didn't bring his mobile phone when he came over. Jiang Yan was anxious and couldn't contact anyone, and he didn't care about the cramps in his calves. He quickly put on his shoes, opened the door and rushed to the artificial lake.
The viewing pavilion of the artificial lake is already in a mess.
"Yanyan!" Cheng Yikuan was so anxious that his veins popped out. Seeing the two geese on the other side of the artificial lake, their tails pressed down. Seeing that they were about to get to the point, he threw away his arms and ran over there.
"Jiang Yan, come down!" Cheng Yikuan shouted anxiously while running, "What are you doing? Jiang Yan!"
"Cheng Yikuan!" Wang Yan reacted, threw the video recorder to Duoduo and chased after him, "What are you doing! Don't scare my son! Cheng Yikuan!"
Cheng Yikuan couldn't care less about talking to her.Seeing that the big goose didn't even look back, he looked around and found a place marked with the depth of the water, and he was going to go into the water to stop it.
He began to undress as he headed there, throwing his coat and sweater on the slope.
Wang Yan chased after him with question marks all over her face, almost exerting all her strength to grab Cheng Yikuan before he dived into the water.
"You...are you crazy, Brother Cheng!" Wang Yan was about to run out of breath, and pulled his clothes and said, "That's a Muggle! Then my son!"
"That's not your son!" Cheng Yikuan felt sad and torn.
He couldn't just watch Jiang Yan go to match up with the mother goose!
Even if you are forced to!
After he finished speaking, he saw Wang Yan clung to his clothes, so he wanted to take off his autumn clothes as soon as he was cruel.
Wang Yan was in a hurry, not caring about the embarrassment: "They are all matched!"
Cheng Yikuan stopped abruptly.
Wang Yan raised her chin behind him: "If you don't believe me, it's useless for you to go there. If you go quickly, you'll finish all of them."
"..." Cheng Yikuan turned around slowly, looked at the two geese not far away, the other one had been completely submerged in the water, and was dumbfounded.
Jiang Yan...why...why did this happen...
"Huh? Jiang Yan?" Wang Yan asked from behind, "He came to look for you?"
Cheng Yikuan looked at the water and nodded slowly and with difficulty.
"This way!" Wang Yan shouted suddenly from behind, "Yanyan, come and have a look, Cheng Yikuan is determined to jump into the lake!"
Jiang Yan was out of breath from running all the way, and when he saw Cheng Yikuan on the edge of the lake, he took a breath of air, and then accelerated his pace and ran for a while.
"Senior!" Jiang Yan shouted from the shore, "Senior! I'm here!"
Cheng Yikuan: "???"
He faintly heard the shout and turned his head in disbelief.
Jiang Yan had already come over, and was about to help the tree next to him to get down.
"Are you back?" Cheng Yikuan reacted and shouted, "Don't move! I'll go up!"
After he finished speaking, he quickly wiped his face, picked up his clothes, and walked up the same path.
Wang Yan looked at him with strange eyes.
Cheng Yikuan already realized what embarrassing thing he did, but he couldn't explain it, so he had to bite the bullet and smile at her.
Jiang Yan was sweating from running, and seeing Cheng Yikuan coming up with his clothes, he endured it, but he couldn't hold it back, and took a step forward to hug Cheng Yikuan.
Cheng Yikuan also wrapped his arms around his waist, and patted his back vigorously.
"Back?" Cheng Yikuan asked.
Jiang Yan nodded, suddenly felt sore eyes, lowered his head and rubbed on Cheng Yikuan's shoulder.
"Running out with so little clothes, aren't you afraid of catching a cold?" Cheng Yikuan also spoke in a nasal voice, and he reached out to shake off his coat and put it on for Jiang Yan.
Jiang Yan said, "Put on your clothes quickly, too."
Wang Yan crawled a bit slower, and when she came up, she saw the two hugging each other, and couldn't help but groaned, and said, "That's too much, it's so sweet early in the morning, don't you worry about it?"
Jiang Yan took a step back in embarrassment, and greeted her in a low voice: "Sister Wang Yan, good morning."
"Morning." Wang Yan complained to him dumbfounded, "Just now your old Cheng was scared to death, as if he was stupid, he started yelling at the lake, my God... what are you two doing?"
"It's my problem." Jiang Yan hurriedly explained vaguely, "I won't play like this in the future."
He spoke vaguely, and looked knowing, so Wang Yan understood that the two of them were having some fun.
She was terribly frightened just now, and now she breathed a sigh of relief, and looked into the lake again, the Muggle just spread its wings and flew away, and Xiaomi also came up from the water, shaking the water droplets on her body.It looks like it's finished.
The three returned to the viewing booth together, but luckily Dodo kept watching the video recorder.
"It's all recorded, it's a good shot." Dodo greeted Jiang Yan with a smile, and sent the photos she took to the group.
Those photos were taken when the Muggles and Xiaomi were swimming neck to neck, the fog was hazy in the distance, the trees, water and plants had only blurred outlines, and the nearby was the sparkling lake.In the dull picture, two big white geese are swimming leisurely, bowing their necks and bowing their heads, with a graceful posture...
"It's so beautiful." Wang Yan couldn't help but said, "Xiaomi looks more and more like a little swan, let her be around, Guagua is much more handsome."
Dodo smiled and said, "Guagua is already very handsome."
"At first I was quite shy." Wang Yan smiled, "Then she suddenly became arrogant."
Jiang Yan went to Cheng Yikuan's side, and was also looking at his mobile phone there. He touched his nose guiltily when he heard this, and looked at Cheng Yikuan again.
The two pretended to be stupid together very tacitly.
After waiting for a while, Wang Yan looked at the time, and then began to urge the Muggles to come back.Dodo is going home too, so she also called Xiaomi.
Two big geese, one in front and one behind, spread their wings and flew all the way to the shore, patting the water.
It was the first time Jiang Yan saw the appearance of real geese, and he was dumbfounded. The two big geese are very handsome, with their heads held high and full of momentum.Jiang Yan thought for a while that he would shrink into a cowardly quail at every turn, a little envious in his heart, and felt that he probably lost a lot of geese to Muggles.
He watched the two geese walking slowly, and couldn't help stretching his head to observe carefully, trying to see which one was just a Muggle.
This was the first time he'd seen a Muggle.
Jiang Yan couldn't help being a little excited, and thought to himself, I don't know if Muggles recognize me?
He stared there without blinking, and suddenly heard Wang Yan ask: "Jiang Yan, haven't you always wanted to see Muggles?"
Jiang Yan came back to his senses and quickly responded. .
Wang Yan laughed: "Would you like to try calling out? See if it will find you?"
Jiang Yan said happily: "Is it possible?"
"It should be possible." Wang Yan nodded with a smile: "It only bites the process from small to large."
"Be careful!" Cheng Yikuan became nervous, "...if it bites you later, just hide behind me."
Xiaomi has returned to the owner's side, and the big goose behind is still walking swaggeringly.Jiang Yan took two steps outside, staring at the Muggles who were idly strolling, and slowly squatted down on one knee.
That's me too.Jiang Yan looked at the goose getting closer and closer, thinking excitedly, does it know himself?Ordinarily, their relationship should be closer!
"Muggle?" Jiang Yan called softly.
The big goose who was walking forward suddenly froze, turned his face, and looked at Jiang Yan with black bean eyes.
Jiang Yan smiled at it, and when they looked at each other, he was suddenly in a trance for a moment, feeling as if he had just woken up from a dream.
The big goose was also shocked suddenly, blinked vigorously, and looked at him carefully with his face turned sideways.
Jiang Yan shouted softly again: "Muggle, Guagua, it's me!"
The big goose nodded slowly.Jiang Yan was overjoyed, and was about to stretch out his arms to hug it, when he saw the goose lowered its center of gravity in a nodding posture, straightened its neck and rushed towards him.
Jiang Yan: "?!"
"Run!" Cheng Yikuan rushed over, grabbed Jiang Yan's back collar and was about to leave, "It's angry again!"
Jiang Yan was dragged by him and staggered. He supported the ground with his hands, thinking in his heart that he would establish a good relationship with "himself", but his legs kicked to the ground in disobedience, and followed Cheng Yikuan out.
Almost at the same time, the Muggle screamed sharply, slapped the ground and chased after him without a pause.
The loud cry of the big goose immediately resounded throughout the community.
Wang Yan was taken aback when she saw this, and hurriedly chased after her and reprimanded her.
"Muggle!" Wang Yan yelled, "Stop it! Come back!"
The Muggle, who is usually very obedient, turned a deaf ear at the moment, as if he wanted to fight Jiang Yan desperately.Jiang Yan ran so hard that he could barely move his legs, and couldn't help but think of the tragic scene of being chased by a dog when he was a child, crying and running.
"Muggle! Calm down!" Jiang Yan yelled while running, "It's from the same root! Why are you in such a hurry!"
The Muggles were still howling and chasing after him.
Jiang Yan screamed and ran forward, ignoring his mouth, and continued to shout: "Negotiation! Let's talk!"
"It doesn't understand!" Cheng Yikuan couldn't help turning his head to remind him, "This is so aggressive, we are both blacklisted!"
Jiang Yan: "..."
A small fork suddenly appeared ahead, and Cheng Yikuan rushed to the one on the left. Jiang Yan didn't realize it for a while, and ran to the other one.The Muggles followed closely behind Jiang Yan.
"Yanyan!" Cheng Yikuan yelled at him across the green belt, "How much is your fighting strength?"
Jiang Yan shouted: "0.5 goose!"
"I'm also a 0.5 goose!" Cheng Yikuan waved his hand and pointed to the front, "The small flower beds in front meet, let's climb the ladder!"
Jiang Yan: "..."
Wang Yan's shout was still far away, and it seemed that she would not be able to escape for a while.In order to protect himself, Jiang Yan had no choice but to follow Cheng Yikuan's prompt, and ran straight to the small flower bed when he encountered a fork in the road again.
Cheng Yikuan was one step ahead of him, and quickly gave Jiang Yan a hand.The two immediately grabbed the small horizontal bar of the ladder, supported it with their hands, and sat up.
The ladder is much higher than the parallel bars. Jiang Yan only climbed this when he was in elementary school physical education class, and he hasn't seen it for many years.At that time, he didn't like this project very much, thinking that the ladder was too high.Now I'm very glad that this thing is so tall, at least the Muggle has fluttered it several times, but I can't reach it.
"What's the situation with it..." Jiang Yan was about to be exhausted, looked down at the Muggle squatting below, and said speechlessly, "I still thought about having a symbiosis with it anyway, so I want to hug it!"
"Maybe you think it's symbiosis, but it thinks it's you who came out and robbed the territory." Cheng Yikuan wiped off his sweat, turned to look at him, and wiped his forehead again.
The two looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.
"When did you come back?" Cheng Yikuan asked.
"When I first entered the water." Jiang Yan smiled, "You don't think I really want that, do you?"
Cheng Yikuan was stunned for a moment, then sighed, covering his face in embarrassment.
Jiang Yan laughed hahaha.
Muggles circled them below.It seems to be wondering how to get up.Cheng Yikuan retracted his feet.
"Senior," Jiang Yan was curious and couldn't help asking, "Why are you so afraid of geese?"
"I was chased when I was a child." Cheng Yikuan said, "My grandma had a flock of geese, and I offended the head goose. Later, when my grandma was not at home, he brought a flock of female geese to block me. I lay on the ridge and cried. all day."
Jiang Yan couldn't help but wanted to laugh again.
Cheng Yikuan turned his face to look at him, couldn't help reaching out, and poked his face with his index finger.
"It'll be fine if you don't change your mind again." Cheng Yikuan looked at him and whispered, "We haven't had a good chat yet and spent a whole day together."
Jiang Yan lowered his head helplessly: "I don't want to become a goose either."
After thinking about it, he shouted to the Muggles squatting below: "Hi!"
The Muggle raised his head when he heard the sound, and glared at him with black beans in hatred.
"Let's live our own lives in the future!" Jiang Yan said, "You see, you have a wife, and I have a husband, and our trajectories are different! Only when we live separately can we be happy, right?"
He was talking nonsense there, Cheng Yikuan listened with a smile.Fortunately, after running for a while, Wang Yan finally arrived.
As soon as she picked up the Muggle, she didn't even have the energy to lecture her.
"Yes, I'm sorry!" Wang Yan supported her waist and said helplessly, "Muggles are not usually like this..."
"It's okay." Jiang Yan didn't dare to go down, and swayed his legs on the ladder, "We are safe and we haven't been bitten."
Wang Yan was in a hurry, so she made an agreement with the two of them before leaving: "I will come back during the Spring Festival, and I will treat you to dinner to make amends. I don't have time to chat today. Best wishes, both of you!"
Cheng Yikuan said with a smile, "Safe trip." Jiang Yan waved his hand too.
Wang Yan smiled, took two steps, and then turned around: "By the way, if they are successfully matched today, you should remember to choose the baby goose!"
The Muggle was already very angry, but after hearing it, he seemed to have guessed what it meant, so he squinted and called out, "Say—?"
Jiang Yan looked at it, turned his head away, and replied, "Say!"
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