there are geese in the house

Cheng Yikuan was summoned by the company's phone call.

Jiang Yan was embarrassed to sit there and listen, and Ma Liuer got off the car to go home, feeling uneasy, and called Rimon to ask about the situation in the afternoon.

Rimon comforted him: "It's nothing, as long as you show up, Yangyu gave you a good introduction." He was a little amused when he said this, hahaha laughed, "Tan Ping hides in the office and pretends to be cool in order to pretend to be cool." Busy, wait for the fathers to enter the company before going out, I laughed so hard."

Jiang Yan knew that Tan Ping had a lot of dramas, but he didn't expect it to be like this, so he couldn't help but asked with a smile, "Did the fathers buy him?"

"No, they came in to look around and left. Tan Ping prepared the conference room all morning, and even moved all the green radish in our office room to decorate it, but it was all in vain." Rimon laughed, "Over there The new grandpa is a young man, so he probably doesn't like this."

Among the group at noon, only Cheng Yikuan was considered a young man, Jiang Yan thought about it and got on the right number.

Lao Yu will be back tomorrow, and everyone is faintly relieved.The main character of their group, Lao Yu, is both the group leader and the parent, and is the backbone of everyone.Although Jiang Yan has good skills, he has a restrained personality and is not good at tearing. When encountering problems, he is still used to relying on Lao Yu.

Regarding this point, Jiang Yan sometimes feels helpless. He is very envious of the kind of hot-tempered people who talk about everything and take care of things.He can't do it, he is obviously over 1.8 meters tall, and his words are reasonable and not clumsy, but he just has no aura, and sometimes his words are even ignored by others.

When he was a sophomore in high school, he once went climbing with everyone, but was confessed on the top of the mountain.At that time, Jiang Yan waved his hands repeatedly to refuse, but no one listened, and they all asked him to agree in unison.In the end, it was his deskmate who pulled him behind and said that you guys were going too far, that you actually wanted to force her into prostitution.

Everyone laughed loudly, and everyone leaned forward and back together with joy.Jiang Yan hid behind his deskmate, his face turned red, and seeing Cheng Yikuan leaning on a rock in the distance, smiling at him with a half bottle of water in his hand, he felt even more annoyed, feeling that he was useless.

That deskmate was very funny, and he was super defensive. Later, after the division, the two of them didn't get together, and Jiang Yan was still sad for a long time.

But thinking about it this way, Wang Tianqi is very similar to that tablemate.Jiang Yan originally thought he was very mature, but as soon as he met, this man dragged him to the video game city to catch dolls, but he didn't catch any of them for a long time.

Jiang Yan made him laugh so hard, seeing that he was standing there looking like he was going to catch up forever, he hurriedly grabbed a few big dolls from the side and gave them to him.

Wang Tianqi gave an exaggerated "wow" at that time, making a gesture to kneel down for him, which scared Jiang Yan so much that he broke out in sweat.

If Cheng Yikuan hadn't come over suddenly tonight, Jiang Yan felt that he would have talked a lot with Wang Tianqi, and it is always easier to be with interesting people.Although he hasn't tried it, but in case the other party likes him, maybe he can give it a try.

Jiang Yan sighed silently, feeling a little uncertain in his heart.

Although many people have shown affection to him in the past two years, he has only had one long-distance relationship.The two met online.Jiang Yan liked to post some exercises on Weibo, and gradually accumulated a group of fans, and that person was one of the earliest fans.

They added QQ, greeted each other every day, shared interesting things around them, and sent gifts during New Years and holidays.However, as time went by, some differences gradually emerged—Jiang Yan had just graduated at the time, and he rented a house to rely on outsourcing.My boyfriend didn't agree with this, and felt that he should go out to work and get in touch with the society, so he often persuaded him and sent him some recruitment information.

In the end, I can't say how they were divided. It seems that there is no major contradiction, but the novelty is gone, and there are too many trivial things.The frequency of contact between the two became less and less, and the relationship ended before the first anniversary.

Jiang Yan regards this passage as his first love.

It is said that there is a high probability of success in even-numbered love affairs. Jiang Yan doesn't want to make too much trouble, and hopes to succeed this time.

He lowered his head and flipped through WeChat, wanting to say good night to Wang Tianqi.As a result, as soon as he clicked on it, he saw a notification in the address book that someone requested to add a friend.Jiang Yan opened it and looked at it, and was immediately stunned.

Cheng Yikuan.

Jiang Yan hurriedly passed by flattered, and then greeted the other side.

[This bird is obsolete]: Hello, senior.

[Cheng Yikuan]: Yes.

[Cheng Yikuan]: [Wedding invitation Cheng Yikuan & Wang Yan on the ninth day of November]

Jiang Yan: "..." Is this a friend I added just to send invitations?

He remembered that Cheng Yikuan said that it would be embarrassing for his classmates to come too infrequently.It seems that they want him to go to recharge?

[This bird is obsolete]: Okay, I will definitely go there when I have time.

[This bird is obsolete]: [Transfer to Cheng Yikuan ￥8888]

[This bird is obsolete]: Congratulations to the senior for getting married, this is a wish from the junior, please accept it [wink and laugh].

It took a while to send the message, but no one took the money there.

On the contrary, Wang Tianqi posted a bunch of sand sculpture emoticons online. Jiang Yan learned what he learned and used it. After fighting with him for a while, he smelled the hot pot smell quite strong, so he said he went to take a bath.

The shower at home was powerful, with the hot water pouring down his head, Jiang Yan suddenly felt that his exhaustion had been washed away, and his body relaxed a lot, as if even the cold was much relieved.He closed his eyes and took a deep breath silently for a while, intending to raise his hand to rub his hair, when he raised his arm, he felt something was wrong.

Wang Yan's voice sounded from the side at the same time: "Muggle, is the water cool?"

There was a bang in Jiang Yan's head, and he froze.

He opened his eyes tremblingly.In front of him was an unfamiliar bathroom, decorated in a European style, and Wang Yan was pouring water on him.

Beneath him was a large baby tub.

Jiang Yan: "..."

He immediately closed his eyes, waited for a while, then slowly opened them...closed again...opened again...

Wang Yan is still in front of her eyes.

Jiang Yan is going crazy, it's fine to cross over while sleeping, why did he also come over while taking a shower?

The shower head is still on at home! !

He was anxious, thinking about the lesson from last time, he didn't dare to move, he just looked around.

Wang Yan thought he had finished washing, so she carried him out of the bathtub, patted his head and said, "Come out after washing, the bathtub is too small, I will take you to play in the lake tomorrow."

Jiang Yan had experience this time, so he landed honestly and waited aside.Wang Yan poured out the water in the tub, put it aside, turned around and called him to the bedroom.

Jiang Yan wobbled along, wondering what to do as he walked.When he turned a corner, he was dumbfounded as soon as he entered the room.

There is a small guest bedroom with a children's play mat on the floor, two dog kennels in the corner, and no beds.

There is an exquisite dog cage near the balcony, with the door open, and thick hay inside.There are several storage boxes side by side on one side of the cage, with different vegetables and feed, and a large automatic water dispenser on the other side.

Unexpectedly, geese have exclusive rooms these days.

Jiang Yan walked in slowly, looked back, and found that there was a small wardrobe with glass doors as soon as he entered the door - all kinds of matching small hats, scarves, skirts, and things that he didn't know were socks or shoes...

The equipment is well-equipped and luxurious, but what shocked Jiang Yan the most was that everything here was from the Harry Potter series.

——On the climbing mat is the Hogwarts school badge, and there are two kennels, one is the red-bottomed Lion Court kennel, and the other is the green Snake Court kennel.

A small wooden sign is hung on the dog cage, engraved with "Beast Division"

Animal Control at the Ministry of Magic.

Jiang Yan: "..."

He stopped walking towards the dog cage.

Wang Yan smiled warmly from behind: "Muggle good night."

Jiang Yan nodded, and after she left, he stood still for a while, and suddenly a flash of light came to his mind!

He knows!He knew why he became a goose!

Hogwarts... School of Witchcraft and Wizardry... Fantastic Beasts...

Isn't this the magical world?

Definitely something is wrong with this goose!

Jiang Yan's heart was pounding with excitement, thinking that no wonder, it turned out that Wang Yan's goose was not an ordinary goose, it belonged to the Ministry of Magic!It's a witch goose!

Jiang Yan took a deep breath and felt that he had finally solved the case—Wang Yan named it Muggle, which was actually anti-sense, to protect it.

The reason why I can pass through must be that when I was chatting with Wang Tianqi or Wang Yan or even Cheng Yikuan, something I accidentally said happened to be the spell of their magical world.

OMG...that's what it is...

Jiang Yan was suddenly excited, happily circled the room twice, and forced himself to calm down again.

I must go back quickly now.Had to say a spell.What are you reading?What have you said to them these two days?

Jiang Yan tried hard to recall that before he turned into a goose on the first day, he met Cheng Yikuan.

"Uh-uh-uh-" Cheng... Brother Cheng...

no response.

Jiang Yan took two steps, thinking calmly, don't worry, probably behind.So he lowered his goose voice and continued, "Uh-uh-uh-" Is that king coming to patrol the mountain?

Still no response.

"Uh—" Who is Tianqi?

"Uh uh uh uh-" We haven't seen each other for over two years.

"Uh uh—" Occasionally work overtime.

"Uh uh uh—" I didn't take time off for a date.

……

The more Jiang Yan spoke, the more anxious he became, and he couldn't remember the conversation after that. He was pacing on the spot when he heard the door slam open.

"Muggle, what's wrong with you?" Wang Yan clicked on the light, walked over quickly, held Jiang Yan's head and turned around, "Why do you keep screaming? Is there something uncomfortable?"

Jiang Yan blinked, thinking badly, he didn't pay attention just now, and actually disturbed the people.

He tried to communicate with Wang Yan with his mind, thinking that maybe Wang Yan is also a wizard and could understand his situation, but he didn't respond after blinking for a long time.

Wang Yan looked at the ground, but there was no goose droppings.I went to check the grain bins again. The cabbage, beets, and lettuce leaves are all new, and the bean cakes and corn grains are also complete. I should not be hungry.

She thought about it, and it could only be that this silly goose wanted to play, and it was excited just after taking a bath.

Wang Yan sighed, knelt down and touched him, and said helplessly, "You don't want to stay by yourself? How about going to sleep with Ma Ma?" After she finished speaking, she looked at the small closet and said to herself : "Then I have to find you a clothes with a butt pocket, or if you spray shit in my bed, I can't live."

Jiang Yan had been blinking his black bean eyes and sending out brain waves, but when he heard the bed, he was immediately dumbfounded.

This quilt, if you really get into it... I think Cheng Yikuan will come to stew goose.

Jiang Yan was so frightened that he saw that Wang Yan was really going to look for the closet, so he immediately turned his head and jumped into the cage.

Wang Yan froze for a moment, then looked back.

Jiang Yan quickly got down again, thought for a while, then turned his head and buried his face in his wings.

Wang Yan: "..." If she hadn't been raised by herself, she would have doubted that the goose could understand human speech.

Wang Yan came over to look suspiciously, and saw that it looked like it was about to go to sleep, so she had to give up.

Jiang Yan breathed a sigh of relief until he was gone.

Now he didn't dare to try to chant the spell.In fact, just now he said all the conversations he thought of, and seeing that it didn't work, he wondered if he had thought of the wrong way.

But what if you think wrong?Originally, he thought that he would encounter supernatural time only on the balcony, but this time he was still taking a bath...

Do you have to be naked all night?

The house won't be flooded, right?

I don't know if Cheng Yikuan's red envelope will be confiscated, what if he chats with me...

Jiang Yan was worried for a long time, sighed, and then thought that maybe he could go back when he fell asleep, so he stuffed his head under the wings and fell asleep aggrieved.

On the other side of the city, Cheng Yikuan rarely suffered from insomnia.

After he added Jiang Yan's WeChat account, he got up and answered a call. It was a technician from the company who told him about the leak of the original painting of the second phase of the "City of Heroes" project.Because the personnel of the outsourcing company were involved, he asked a few more questions.

After the matter was dealt with, he saw the red envelope and message Jiang Yan had given him.

Cheng Yikuan stared at Geely's 8888 for a long time, resisted the thought of going back, and called Jiang Yan.

Who would have thought that no one answered several times in a row.

He thought that Jiang Yan was busy, or the phone was muted, or he had gone to bed early and didn't pay attention.Just as he was thinking about various reasons, Wang Tianqi sent him a message.

[Wang Tianqi]: ​​Brother-in-law, why is he so cute!

Later, a screenshot of the chat was posted, full of emoticons.

Cheng Yikuan was stunned, and he clicked to send a screenshot to take a look.

[The Great King Comes to Patrol the Mountains] I learned the routine, but I really want to flirt with you.

【Yanyan】Big Brother Drinks Ice Kuo Le

【The King Comes to Patrol the Mountain】Come on!The quilt is ready!

【Yan Yan】I don't want to touch the duck

[The Great King Comes to Patrol the Mountain] I don't want this face anymore

【Yan Yan】I'm so scared

Cheng Yikuan: "..." He glanced at the time, the two had just finished chatting not long ago.

Wang Tianqi said: "He has a really good temper and can catch dolls. I must have such a baby!"

Cheng Yikuan was shocked: "Are you familiar? Didn't you just meet?"

Wang Tianqi: "One side determines life and death, the old rules of the world!"

Cheng Yikuan: "..."

Cheng Yikuan: "He doesn't like you."

Wang Tianqi: "It's okay, he can like my emoji first. By the way, brother-in-law, can I ask Yanyan's hobbies?"

Seeing his annoyance, Cheng Yikuan simply put the phone aside.

It was a bit hot in the room, he got up and took off his sweater, walked around the living room, still flustered.I went to turn down the heat valve again and went to bed.

After lying down for a while without feeling sleepy, Cheng Yikuan sat up in annoyance, and finally couldn't help but went to the living room to check his phone again.

The phone was very quiet and there were no missed calls.When I opened WeChat, there was no message from Jiang Yan.

Cheng Yikuan couldn't help frowning, and opened Wang Tianqi's chat history again, thinking what the hell is this?All of them had violent faces, either steamed stuffed buns or dogs.

Cursing in his heart, he took screenshots from other people's chat records, and looked at everyone with disgust. Finally, he found a low-key person, cut off a small part of the emoji, and sent it to Jiang Yan.

[Cheng Yikuan] I don't want to touch the duck.