Enemy of Admiral Mermaid

The sound insulation effect of the health room is quite good. There is a lot of noise outside, and Lin is completely unaware of it inside. He is leaning on the bed and watching the latest issue of "Military World" while eating the jerky that he bought in the afternoon.

At this time, Yi, who was on the way, anxiously began to contact the mermaid doctor at the fish base. As soon as the connection was made, Yi shouted excitedly:

"Doctor, it's bad! Lin is about to give birth!"

"Oh! Your Highness, don't get excited, don't get excited! Premature birth is a good thing for his physique, it doesn't matter. Now that the egg is small, it is convenient for him to give birth, and it is not easy to give birth. We will go there immediately. The egg came out and washed with hot water Just wash it, it’s fine. Don’t be too nervous, we’ll be there right away.”

"Okay! Come here quickly, not at my house, but at the Miklo Military Academy. Hurry up!"

"Your Highness, what did you just say? Where should we go?"

"Mikelo Military Academy! Lin feels that something is wrong in the military academy. The medical equipment in the military academy is good. Instead of risking Lin to come over, I think we should go there!"

"Yes! We used to be better, let's go now! How did you get a student born in a military academy?"

"Okay, don't ask, my head is already very big, come here and talk about it!" After Yi finished speaking, he rested his head on his hands with a headache.

He really didn't understand why other families gave birth peacefully, and every time they gave birth, they made a mess. He had never heard of the birth of princes from royal families in other countries like this.

The car turned a corner and stopped, Yi immediately jumped up and shouted: "What are you doing when you stop? There is no time to dawdle, so if you don't have a car, just rush over."

Ye said with a bitter face, "Your Highness, there is a traffic jam!"

"Ah?" Tsubasa turned the windows of the car to transparent, and he saw that the road ahead was full of cars.

"Are you kidding me? I'm stuck in traffic at this time? This is the home planet! It's not a small border planet. How could such a mess happen? Is there an accident ahead? Ye, get out of the car and take a look. If it's not a big deal, Let me solve it. How could this happen!"

After Yi Zaiye got off the car, he waited anxiously for another ten minutes.

Ye came back, Yi looked at it and said, "How is it? Why is it still not moving at all?"

"The front is all blocked. It's not an accident, it's the concentration of traffic!"

"Why is there such a thing! There is nothing else in front of the Miklo Military Academy, even if you pick up the child and go home, it won't be like this!"

"His Royal Highness, you... don't get excited, I've asked. The people in front said that there are little mermaids in the Miklo Military Academy, and they are basically people from the military academy who came over to take a look after they got the gossip."

Yi heard this and fell on the backrest speechless, how long will this be stuck!However, after being depressed for 2 minutes, Yi suddenly raised his head and said to Ye resolutely: "Let the guards behind get off the car, this is not far from the military academy, let's run over."

Ye was stunned for a moment, then shouted: "Ah? Your Highness, are you going to run over?"

"Otherwise, what should I do? With such a traffic jam, even if there are police cars to clear the way, I won't be able to get out of the way! It will be dark when they clear a way for me."

"Your Highness, your safety..."

"Didn't you say that! Let the guards get off the car, and the armed forces run over with me. At worst, I will make headlines tomorrow. Anyway, I'm used to it."

After speaking, as soon as the car door opened, Yi signaled to the guards' car behind to let them get out of the car.

Wing ran for a while and felt so angry!It's not long since I usually drive, why is it so far away!To be honest, he was already a little bit unable to run.

After graduating from the military school, he has not run like this for many years. Even if he runs in the gym, it is air-conditioned, wearing light gym clothes, and running under the sun in royal formal clothes like this. To be honest, he has been running since he was born. For the first time, I was really exhausted!

At this time, Yi's contact terminal rang again.Yi, who was already very angry, suppressed his anger and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Your Highness, it's not good! We're stuck in traffic! Don't move!"

"Get down and run!"

"Ah? Your Highness, we are all doctors, and our physical strength is incomparable to that of soldiers! Running this way──"

"What are you talking about! I'm already running, you can't run?"

"Good! Good! Let's get off."

After cutting off the contact with the doctor, Yi tried to contact Lin, wanting to tell him that he was going to be a little late, but there was no answer all the time, and the telephone number of the principal's office was still unavailable.He didn't know that the children in the principal's office at this time, under the leadership of Xiaoxi, had already disconnected the telephone line of the principal's office.

At this time, Lin was still waiting for Yi in the health room, and seeing that the time had passed for almost an hour, he wondered why Yi hadn't arrived yet?He wanted to contact Xia Yi to ask what was going on, but when he touched his pocket, he found that the contact terminal seemed to be thrown in the toilet by him and he forgot to bring it out.

Go out and get it.So Lin opened the door and went out.

As soon as the door opened, good guy, the instructors of the school basically gathered at the door of the health room, and they were divided into two factions to argue non-stop.

Lin looked at it, then punched the wall and shouted, "Why are you making a fuss? Is there something that can't be solved, why do you have to make a fuss in school?"

A large group of people fell silent when they saw Lin coming out.

Lin continued to yell there, "We are all instructors. How does it affect the students if we quarrel like this in the teaching building? Is there any military discipline? Don't say I don't give you face. No one here has a higher rank than me. I I am absolutely qualified to teach you a lesson..."

In the middle of scolding, he suddenly felt a contraction in his stomach. Fortunately, he immediately reached out to support the wall so as not to fall down. Then he saw something falling out from under his long military uniform and was still rolling forward.

Everyone looked at the round, white, smooth egg-shaped object, speechless.

Lin also realized after watching it for a few seconds, rushed over, picked it up and inspected it carefully, and then kept mumbling: "My God, it's not broken! It's not cracked! How did it come out? Fortunately, there is a carpet, fortunately, there is a carpet, otherwise it will be over, and I will really be killed by Yi."

After repeated confirmation, the egg was intact, and after hearing that there was still movement inside, Lin excitedly took the egg and rushed to several colleagues in the same office as him:

"Look! My egg! It came out safely. Oh ─ ─ this time there was no dystocia. Great! It came out safely, it came out safely. I'll treat you tonight, let's go drink together! Everyone here has a share! Let’s go together, let’s go together. Don’t be polite to me, you are not allowed to leave after work at night! Have a drink together before leaving!”

After speaking, seeing a colleague holding a plastic bag with several documents in it, Lin stepped forward with a smile and said, "Excuse me, lend me the plastic bag."

Although the man was baffled, he still took out the information and handed over the bag.Lin took the bag, put the eggs in, then turned and walked out.

The school doctor came back to his senses and asked, "Instructor Lin, where are you going?"

Lin turned back and smiled and said, "Oh! I went to the cafeteria to wash the eggs. Newly born eggs need to be washed in hot water. There should be hot water and basins in the cafeteria. Hehe, it is convenient and experienced after giving birth once. Ah, haha." Suddenly he thought of something, turned around and asked, "There are no ostrich eggs in the cafeteria today, right?"

"No, no, what's the matter?"

"It's fine if you don't have one. That thing is about the size of my egg. If there is one in the cafeteria, I have to mark it on my egg so that I won't be able to recognize it when I put it away." After finishing speaking, he hurried to the cafeteria .

Seeing the back of Lin carrying the eggs out, everyone present almost fainted.

Before Lin had gone far, an instructor who didn't know the latest situation came up to him. Seeing Lin, he said, "Instructor Lin, why are you still running around? You're not going to give birth—"

"Oh! It's born, it's born." As he said, he picked up the bag and opened it for the person to see, "Look, look, it's not bad! It looks pretty healthy, I'll take it to the cafeteria to wash it .”

The man looked shocked, his mouth was so open that he could stuff an egg.

Lin didn't wait for him to recover, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Okay, I'm in a hurry to wash the eggs. See you later, I'll treat you tonight, come together!"

The person watching from behind was speechless for a long time, and then someone commented, "Why did he make it look like the bag was not his child but the vegetables he bought?"

"Going to wash eggs in the cafeteria, what kind of nerve is he?"

"Don't say I'm a mermaid, I'm a breeder. If someone takes my eggs and washes them in the cafeteria, I can't accept it."

"I just want to say that I really admire His Royal Highness the Crown Prince."

Lin hummed a song, carried the eggs to the cafeteria, showed his newborn eggs to N people along the way, and finally arrived at the cafeteria after Lei beat all his colleagues.

As soon as he entered the door, he called to the chef who was preparing dinner for the dormitory students: "Uncle, let me show you my eggs! Lend me the pot and hot water! Is there any hot water ready?"

The chef saw that it was Lin, and replied with a smile on his face: "Haha, you ran out again. This time you brought eggs! Let me see, the hot water is here. I just made dim sum for your sons Oh, the little ones are really energetic! The principal is about to collapse, and the phone line was pulled by them, and they have already reported it for repair. Haha!"

"My children are like me, and they are very energetic! Haha! Give me a few yuan for snacks later, I'm hungry too."

As Lin said, he cheerfully took out the eggs from the plastic bag and gave them to the chef. While preparing the basin and hot water, he smiled and said, "Be careful! Don't fall! My family will be with you if you fall. You work hard."

"Haha, you really love to joke!"

"Ha ha!"

"Your egg is really big! The color and luster are also good."

"Of course, you never look at whose egg it is."

"That's right, you always bring good things. Hey, just now they were still rumoring that you were going to have a baby here. The royal family has a lot of gossip. It really sounds like the wind is raining. It's all about it! So you The royal family, which is close to the people, is easy to spread rumors.”

While busy with the work in hand, Lin said without looking back, "Oh, you're blaming them wrong, they didn't talk nonsense, I was born in school."

"Ah? You... you're running around when you're about to give birth. I'm hungry, I can bring you some snacks!"

"It's all done, otherwise I wouldn't dare to run around like this, the wings will cut me off."

"Ah? Then...then your egg..."

"Why don't you hold it for me!"

Immediately, the chef's hands trembled. The egg that he was holding with one hand felt heavy when he held it with both hands. Moreover, the egg seemed to be slippery than before, and there was always a feeling that it was about to slip.

Feeling that the chef was silent, Lin looked back at the chef and found that his face was pale, and he was holding his egg with trembling hands, as if he was still in shock.

Lin was taken aback, took his own egg and said, "You are so old! If you shake like this, the egg will fall off. I will do it myself!"

Holding the egg in one hand and the hot water in the other, Lin said helplessly to the chef, "Uncle, you don't have to be so scared! Could it be that you think I prepared this egg for cooking?"

The chef was already in a cold sweat from the fright, and after calming down a little, he said, "You...why did you bring the child to the cafeteria?"

Lin looked surprised and said, "Don't you have children too? Don't you know that newborn eggs need to be washed in hot water?"

"Then who would wash in the cafeteria!"

"That's because none of them were born in school. If they were born at home, I would take them to the kitchen to wash." Lin Dao.

"Even if I didn't buy a special tool at home, I would take it to the bathroom to wash it!"

"Bathroom? Washing in the bathtub? It's just an egg that big, and you want me to wash it in a tub of water? It's too exaggerated!"

"Ah! This is the pot where I put the beef. You just put the eggs in it to wash?" The chef was surprised.

"Oh, I just wrapped up your beef and put it beside you."

"That's not what I mean, this pot is for beef! How can you use it to wash eggs!"

"You are worried about my eggs! Don't worry, I scalded them with boiling water and washed them with a little food disinfectant," Lin said.

The chef was speechless, their way of thinking was completely different, it was like a chicken talking to a duck, and he couldn't help but sigh, living with such a rough mermaid, His Royal Highness's heart is really unusually strong.

At this time, Yi finally arrived at the Miklo Military Academy after running for more than 40 minutes.Although he was exhausted and out of breath, he still tried his best to maintain his superficial calm. After looking at it, it turned out that the doctors hadn't arrived yet.I'm really anxious. I don't know what's going on with Lin?

Within a few minutes of entering the school gate, the principal greeted him, and Yi immediately stepped forward and asked, "Where is the health room? I'll check on Lin's condition, and the doctor will be here soon."

"You don't need to go to the health room, Your Excellency Lin is in the cafeteria."

"In the cafeteria? If he wants to eat, he can just ask someone to take him to the health room. Why go there himself!"

"No, he went to wash his eggs."

"Don't you have a chef? He's not picky about what he eats! Why are you making such trouble?"

"No, no. The egg has already been born. Your Excellency Lin took it to the cafeteria for washing." The principal explained.

Yi couldn't believe his ears when he heard this, Lin came to stimulate himself again, their child, the little prince of the empire, was born in the military academy, but he was taken to the military academy cafeteria for the first time since he was born. times of bathing.God, how did this happen?

Although he was already very tired, he still asked about the location of the cafeteria and rushed there.

When he arrived at the cafeteria, Yi opened the door and went in, and saw Lin sitting there eating snacks.

Before he could make a sound, Lin shouted to him excitedly: "Yi, you are here! If you have some snacks, come and eat some too! I have laid and washed the eggs, come and have a look!"

As he spoke, Lin took out a pot from his side, opened the lid, and a big snow-white egg glowing white appeared in front of his eyes.

Tsubasa felt as if he was about to faint on the spot, and said with a trembling voice, "You... you put our child in the pot?"

Lin looked at the pot and said, "Isn't it good? It's safer than putting it in a plastic bag! It's just the right size and won't touch it. What's wrong?"

"What do you want me to say about you?"

"Oh! Don't bother with the pot or not. Soldiers, be rough and don't make yourself so slender. I'm careful enough, okay? I know you will care about such trivial things, so I will I deliberately ran so far to the cafeteria to wash, otherwise, I took the hot water bottle from the office and washed it in the toilet. I have paid so much attention, what do you want from me? Where can you find a mermaid like me? go?"

Wing-face looked at Lin with cramps: "What do you mean by thick and thin? It's really not convincing from your mouth."

"Why don't you understand me at all! I, a man who fights with a gun, is now washing eggs in the cafeteria for you with a rag. What do you want from me?"

Wing suddenly fell silent.Lin saw that Yi was wilting all of a sudden, and thinking about it, it seemed that he had said too much, Yi is just a little thinner than himself, and loves to be horny.

Lin sighed inwardly, and came over with the pot with a smile and said, "Don't be silent! Don't be angry, I was wrong, can't I be wrong? I promise, I swear, I will never put Dan was born in the military academy. When it’s about to be born, I hold back and take it home to give birth..."

Yi looked at Lin who was desperately trying to please him, and said helplessly: "Why do you have to challenge my common sense so much? I know you used to be an excellent army, a powerful field army, so can you understand me?" What about the slenderness of me, a civilian soldier?"

"Okay, okay, I'll pay attention, I'll pay attention, okay?"

"I seem to have heard you say to wipe with a rag..."

"It's new, it's really new, a new rag from the cafeteria!"

"Can't you use a towel?"

"Isn't it not ready-made?"

"Can't someone help you buy one? It's available in the school canteen. Let's take a step back. I don't ask you to buy special, high-end, ordinary ones. Don't save me this kind of money. OK?"

"It's not a waste! I didn't expect it. I think the rag is new..."

……

At this time, many people had already gathered outside the cafeteria.Someone in the crowd whispered, "I will never pour footwash water into the mouthwash again."

"Me too!"

"I can empathize with my merman now."

When the communication between Lin and Yi was getting better, the doctors finally arrived.Lin and the doctors went to the health room for a postpartum checkup, and Tsubasa began to lament that his nerves were getting thicker. To communicate with Lin in a place like the cafeteria, his nerves also began to grow thicker.

Yi held his own and Lin's eggs, looked at the pot, felt that he couldn't stand it, so he asked one of his guards to go out and buy a flower basket.

It is really Lin's characteristic to use a pot to contain his own child. If Lin is still a breeder, he will probably be divorced now. Which mermaid can stand his nerves!

Looking at the pot, she felt so unhappy, before she bought the flower basket, Yi decided that it would be better to hold it by herself.Letting Lin hold it, he was really worried that it would hit the ground with a "slap". Although Lin repeatedly promised that such a thing would not happen, he was really worried.

Holding the egg, Yi was going to see her children who were also worrying.I really miscalculated, I shouldn't have put the children with Xiaoxi from Lei's family.

That child is too naughty, but children especially like to play with naughty children.This time is good, if you are really led into trouble, the housekeeper will definitely be very angry when you go back. Although Uncle Bo is strict and will not teach himself like Uncle Mo taught Lei, but he faces himself with a poker face every day. good.

When Yi arrived at the principal's office, the children jumped over happily when they saw their father coming, "Daddy──"

"Babies, don't touch Daddy now! Daddy is holding your little brother!" Said, Yi took out the egg for the babies to see.

Xiaolan looked at the egg, touched it and said, "This is the little brother?"

"yes!"

Xiao Hai tilted his head and said, "This was born by my father? Why doesn't it look like us?"

"Of course it was born by your father, and it will look like it in the future."

Xiaoyang looked at it for a while, and shouted: "You are lying! Daddy is lying! This is obviously a chicken egg. This is for Xiaoyang to eat! It is so big! Thank you, Daddy." He said and took a piece Little Building Block, "Daddy, Xiaoyang cracks the eggs by himself." After finishing speaking, he really came over to smash the eggs.

"It's an egg! It's so big! Xiao Hai wants it too!"

"Xiao Lan wants it too!"

After Yi was shocked, he immediately stood up and hugged Dan in his arms. He was really frightened so that his face turned pale.Now I am very glad that Xiaoxi was carried away just now, otherwise if the child rushed up, things would be a big deal.It's too scary, how could it be like this, if I'm not here, if the eggs are left alone, the children will probably break open and eat them!how so!

Seeing Yi standing up, Xiaoyang muttered aggrievedly: "Why didn't you give it to Xiaoyang? Daddy brought it all, and you didn't give it to Xiaoyang..."

Wing really couldn't figure out how this could happen.Are all children like this?It seems that I never thought about eating thunder when I was a child. If I had, I would definitely tell my father a joke for myself.

Father, yes, and father.

Yi immediately connected to his father, and after reporting to his father that Lin had given birth safely, he smiled wryly and talked about the current situation of his children.

After hearing Yi's description, the old emperor was taken aback for a moment, then thought for a while and said: "It seems that you have to talk to Lin, he lacks the self-consciousness of being a father. I remember when you were young, your father always let you touch him. His stomach said that there is your little brother in it, and he will tell you what your brother looks like, your family probably has never done this before.”

"However, there are quite a few children born without a father, and I've never heard of such a thing."

"My father is gone, where is my younger brother?"

"Oh! I didn't turn my head around for a while! So what should I do now? The children are clamoring to eat the baby."

"God, this is the only thing that happens to your family. Our royal family is almost becoming the laughing stock of the stars. You and your family have not appeared much on the political page recently, but you can see it almost every day on the entertainment page."

"Father, what should we do now?" Yi asked.

"You ask me, who am I asking? Really, why are there so many strange things. Go buy some real eggs to coax the children, and I will come over to discuss with you at night." The old emperor said.

"Let's go! You are getting old."

"I'm not too old to walk, you can leave the children alone? It can happen that the children of the royal family run away. I really admire you."

After making an appointment to meet at night with Father, Yi thought, Father still doesn't know how Lin gave birth to this child, and if he knows, he doesn't know how to react, he probably won't be much calmer than himself. The ability has really increased a lot.

Yi immediately asked his subordinates to go out and buy a lot of eggs and came back, and began to coax the three children, but the children always missed that big egg.

Finally, a guard couldn't stand it any longer, and whispered to Yi, "Your Highness, buy an ostrich egg for your little Highnesses! It's about the same size."

The children finally got a big egg they hoped for, and they stopped making noise.After eating, I came to a conclusion: it is not delicious.

This time I feel relieved, it's not delicious, so I won't think about eating the baby anymore.