Enemy of Admiral Mermaid

At this time, Lin was like an ant on a hot pot, and was the first to rush to Lei's house to find someone.

Lie saw Lin furiously looking for someone, and regardless of the housekeeper's objection, he volunteered to accompany Lin to find someone.Just after going out, they met Bing, and the three of them got together again.

Seeing Lin looking like a headless chicken, Bing said helplessly: "Admiral, are you crazy? How did you find this place? Lie is your adjutant. It is impossible for Yi to hide in anyone's house. Yi Now the only ones who can go are the Imperial Palace and the Pu family. General, calm down, even if Yi is here, he will say that he is not there."

"I don't believe their retinue can stop me."

"Calm down, okay? Are you going to fight the guards of His Highness Pu's house, or the guards in the palace? How can you make your husband behave like this?" Bing said.

Lin slammed down the car window and said, "Then what should I do? The children were also taken away by him. Is it true that he is not going to spend time with me?"

"Don't say that, he is angry, find a way to appease him."

"This time I don't have eggs in my stomach, how can I comfort you?"

"Only a child can comfort him? Make a statement yourself!"

"How do you watch it? No one can find it."

"He must go to the Military and Political Department. It is impossible to put aside his work because of conflicts with you."

"Yes, I'll go to the Military and Political Department to guard him. If it doesn't work, I'll wait for him at the door until he agrees to see me. Anyway, my highest record is standing still for three days and three nights."

"Ai──I can't stand you! I didn't tell you to ambush and fight. If you look like this, you will be sued by the Mermaid Protection Association."

"Bah, what does my husband have to do with them?" Lin said angrily.

"Please, don't be so tough, okay? Sometimes it's useful to pretend to be weak. Believe me, I've tried and tested so many times, and our Jiaman has never objected to me doing anything."

"Then how do you dress?"

At this time, Lie who was on the side couldn't wait to say: "I know, find him in the place where Yi works on a rainy day, and he will see you."

Bing glanced at him disdainfully and said, "Crazy, I watched too many soap operas at eight o'clock. Do you think it rains as soon as it rains? Let me tell you, the next week will be full of high temperature and fine weather."

"Damn, you just don't like me, I like watching soap operas, what's bothering you?"

……

Seeing the two people who started bickering non-stop, Lin Huo became more and more angry, opened the car door, got out of the car and reached out to stop a taxi and left.

Watching Lin leave in a daze, Bing yelled angrily: "It's all you, the general is already so annoying, and you still quarrel with me! The general left in anger at you."

"Blame me? You were the one who picked it up first and got rid of the admiral, so you still blame me?"

Lin didn't know why, every time two of his cronies got together to discuss issues, they ended up arguing constantly and slamming the door out by themselves.

After calming down, Lin thought about the current situation carefully and decided to treat this as a military crisis.Go back and make a detailed plan first, then work hard to implement it, considering all possible contingencies.

When he rushed back to his and Yi's home with a cold face, plunged into the study, pulled out Yi's confidential files, and took out the city map, only to realize that he had no way to start.Because he doesn't know how to win, how to win.

If you want Yi to come back, it's very simple, just make a few phone calls to find out where Yi is, and now he can catch him back.I believe that including the imperial palace, there are not many people in the entire interstellar world who can stop him, who was once known as the king of assassination.

However, it would definitely not work to bring Yi back in this way.

Just when he was at a loss, the butler came in with tea, walked up to Lin and put the tea down and said, "Your Excellency, are you going to take risks again?"

"It's not very dangerous. It's just a small gangster. I can handle it."

"You can handle it, so you ignore His Highness Yi's concern? Do you think his concern for you is superfluous?"

"No. I didn't say that!"

"But your action made His Highness Yi feel that way. It's just a gangster, and that's okay for His Highness Yi. Have you ever thought about letting His Highness replace that man called Tiger to perform this task?"

"No, he is the prince, how can he be allowed to do this."

"In your eyes, His Highness is not as capable as a butcher?"

"of course not!"

"Then if His Highness does such a thing privately, will you get angry? Please think about your Highness's mood."

Lin sighed silently and said, "I know I was wrong. But, I don't know what to do?"

The butler looked at Lin and said, "Apologies."

"Apologize? Just apologize?"

"Don't use your overly brave strength. You are trying to curry favor with your husband, not against the enemy. If His Royal Highness finds out, you hacked into a state secret terminal and stole his confidential files in order to let him go home. , will only make the situation worse.

"Let me say something presumptuously again. I don't think that information will help you. You definitely know more information than that information. It doesn't say what Your Highness Yi likes to eat or what you will be happy to see in that information."

"I know Tsubasa likes children! It's a pity that I don't have eggs now! Otherwise, it would be much easier to solve."

"If you had eggs, His Highness would never let such a thing happen."

"Now what?"

"Give up your tough tactics and apologize!"

"What if he doesn't forgive me?"

"Apologize again!"

"Repeatedly execute the same---"

The butler interrupted Lin, "Even if it looks stupid, it doesn't matter. Don't look at everything from the perspective of a professional soldier."

Lin thought for a while, "Okay! I'll listen to you. I'll go to the Military and Political Office tomorrow to apologize to him."

After walking a few steps, the butler thought of something and turned to Lin and said, "Remember, you can bring any gift, but don't bring flowers."

"Can't you bring flowers? Isn't it said in the advertisement that this is the best spice for feelings?"

"That's for mermaids."

"But I don't think there is any special feeling when receiving flowers."

"Then, sir, would you be happy to receive flowers when you were a breeder?"

"Yes! I came back from the victory, and the welcome team sent me flowers. I am very excited."

Now it was the butler's turn to be deflated.The butler thought for a while, and said to Lin: "Son, believe me, I am much older than you. My experience tells me that if you send flowers to His Highness, His Highness will only feel more distressed."

The next day, under the direction of the housekeeper, Lin bought a lot of things that the children could use and went to the Military and Political Department to find Yi.Before leaving the house, the old housekeeper repeatedly told him not to mention Yi's running away from home to his colleagues.

Because of shopping, Lin arrived a bit late, and Yi went out to work.Lin looked frustrated, thinking that he must be hiding from himself, but after thinking about it, he decided to wait in the military and political intelligence office to come back.

Because of Lin's special status, the Intelligence Department did not shy away from handling confidential information.

Seeing the busy people around, and failed intrusions and connections again and again, Lin finally couldn't hold back any longer. He went to someone and said, "Is this how you usually intrude into the encryption system? Don't you think this command is too much?" Is it cumbersome? It’s a waste of time, and it’s prone to infinite loops, causing all previous efforts to be wasted.”

"But this order has the highest success rate."

"You can simplify it. Each time you enter, delete some unnecessary commands depending on the situation. Don't use the same one every time."

"Simplify it, if you don't simplify it well, it will be exposed."

"Oh! I see you are exhausted. Go away, and I will show you."

So, Lin sat down and started a routine confidential inspection.

"Okay, next one."

After a while, "It's done, bring another item."

……

Two hours later, when Lin reached out to ask for the item again, the section chief of the sixth intelligence department looked at Lin and said, "Your Excellency, it's gone. You've already done everything we need to retrieve this week."

"Huh? You guys have to do this for a week? Isn't that a joke? How can this kind of efficiency work?"

The section chief was silent at first, then summoned up his courage and said to Lin: "Your Excellency, as a soldier, I need to speak to you, the officer. I hope you can forgive my disrespectful words."

"The person who speaks is not at fault."

"Your Excellency, you are the strongest and best soldier I have ever seen, but you are the most dereliction of duty officer I have ever seen."

"Oh? Why?" It was the first time someone said that to Lin, which aroused Lin's interest.

The section chief said: "Your Excellency, haven't you noticed? The soldiers around His Highness Yi are all excellent, including Adjutant Ye. Although the Black Lion incident gave him a bad reputation, it is undeniable that his judgment ensured that Yi Your Highness is safe, he has performed his duties well."

The section chief paused for a moment, then continued: "What about you? You are surrounded by two hundred and five subordinates. Everyone in StarCraft knows that your subordinates will only drag you down, and none of them can help you, including Your adjutant."

"So what? I don't think people have good eyesight."

"No, I just saw your attitude towards us and realized that it's not that the people around you are not good. They should be very good people before they came to you. Guide them well.

"You think the best way is to help them do what they should do. It takes them a week to do it, but you can do it in two hours, so you just do it for them. This is your idea.

"To be honest, we admire a boss like you, but it's not good for us. If you become our boss, sooner or later we will become the [-] people in other people's mouths, because you don't give us the opportunity to exercise at all, you put your His subordinates are too well protected!"

"name!"

"what?"

"I asked your name."

"Asahi."

"I remember you!" Lin looked the man up and down, and said with a smile, "That's right, it's no surprise that he has the highest military rank here. Yi has a much better eye for people than I do."

Xu received Lin's praise, and was moved in his heart.I can have such a deep understanding of Lin's shortcomings, all thanks to my usual analysis and understanding of Admiral Lin.

Admiral Lin has always been an officer that he admires quite a lot. Even though he has shortcomings, his bearing and courage have always been what he yearns for.With the affirmation from the officer he admired the most, Xu was immediately elated. Although he was very happy, but because his subordinates were still there, Xu still pretended to be serious.

Then, the two made analysis and insights on various military strategies. Lin found that Xu was a very thoughtful and responsible person. He excitedly invited Xu to the lounge to drink tea and discuss further. After all, they are now The department has no more work to do.

The two chatted until the afternoon, when Lin suddenly remembered something, and asked excitedly, "Where is Yi! Is Yi back?"

Xu looked at his watch and said, "Probably not yet, usually His Highness Yi will not come back until around four o'clock in the afternoon."

"Damn it, I'll come to drink tea with you alone, people in your department won't talk too much, will they?"

"No, don't worry, the Ministry of Intelligence's tone is very strict, and when it comes to your private affairs, we will be even stricter."

"Ah? You know?"

"I don't know if other departments can know, but everyone in our department knows."

"Understood! I'm so unlucky! Tsubasa ran away from home! What if I took all the children away?"

"Your Excellency, don't be in a hurry! His Highness Yi is just acting impulsively. It is impossible for him to stay at the Third Highness's house for a long time."

"No, it's best if he comes back now."

"Your Excellency, why don't you imitate the appearance of mermaids in the mermaid movies you have seen. The form shown in the movies is generally irresistible to most breeders."

"Just waiting for someone in the rain?"

"Although it's a bit stupid, His Highness will definitely be heartbroken."

"This is really stupid, can I change it to something else?"

"Okay, if you don't feel stupid."

"Success, I know what to do, I'll go to his office and wait for him."

In the afternoon, after finishing his work, Yi hurried back to the Military and Political Department.He looked at the door specially, thinking: If Lin came to apologize, he could still give him a chance, but he didn't see him, a little depressed, the housekeeper clearly said that Lin came early in the morning.

He was probably caught up in the intelligence department or some other department. He's just like that, he never thinks of himself as a mermaid.

Wing returned to the office angrily, just as he put down his bag, someone suddenly hugged him from behind.Yi felt nervous for a while, could there be a killer sneaking in?

Just as Tsubasa was about to fight back, he heard a voice in his ear saying, "I'm sorry, honey, I was wrong. Forgive me! Let's go home!"

Yi was moved for a while, he didn't expect that Lin would do this to apologize to himself, so he put his hand on his.Suddenly, Yi felt that something was wrong. Looking back, he was covered in cold sweat and said tremblingly, "You...what are you doing? Put on the clothes for me!"

Lin looked at Yi in surprise and said, "You don't like it? No way! Hehe──I'm sorry!" As he said, he rushed forward and hugged Yi.

"Don't be embarrassed, I still don't know you. Okay, okay, throw me down! Then, don't be angry, and go home with me."

Yi felt like his brain was congested. He always knew that Lin was very bold, but he never expected to be so exaggerated in his office.It seems that he still needs to know more about Lin's courage, but it's good that he is so bold.

Just as he was about to reach out to hug Lin back, the office door opened with a "bang", and Ye and several intelligence personnel came in and said, "Your Highness, a new one is here──"

Looking at the scene in front of them, a group of people froze at the door and remained silent.

"Damn, you idiots, didn't you see that we were busy? Didn't you knock on the door when you came in? Why are you standing here? Get out!" Lin yelled angrily.

When the group of people had run away, Lin closed the door and said to Yi with a smile, "Hey, little accident, little accident, don't mind, don't mind, let's continue!"

"When you were going to do that, didn't you lock the door?" Yi shouted helplessly.

"Ah! How did I know they would break in? You haven't taken off your clothes yet, so there's nothing wrong with you. Okay, okay, I'll lock the door right now, okay! After it's locked, let's continue, This time I promise that no one will come in again. If I come in again, I will beat him until his whole family can’t recognize him.”

A piece of clothing covered Lin's head, "Okay, restrain yourself a bit. If you want to continue, go home and continue. Don't toss about in my office. I don't want to be a sex maniac."

"Go home, oh! Let's go home together, please forgive me! That's great, I'll wait for you in the car, hurry up and finish it!"

Excited, Lin rushed up to kiss Yi Da, then opened the door and rushed out.

Yi shouted from behind, "Button my clothes!"

"Know it!"

Immediately afterwards, Yi heard a loud voice outside the door, "What are you all doing here? What's so interesting? I've never seen an intimate scene!"

Yi didn't have the courage to open the door in the office and go out to see it. Since the rapist incident, he has felt numb. He didn't expect Lin to give him a more violent one this time. Tomorrow, the entire military and political department will definitely know He fucks with the merman in the office.It's too embarrassing, even more embarrassing than running away from home.

If I had known that I would not have done that, it might be better to educate him for a few days and nights and let him sleep in the living room at night, but now I am too stupid.

After Lin ran out, seeing that it was still early, he ran to the intelligence office and called Xu out.After Xu came out, Lin took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and said to him: "Brother, I really have you, I'm done, and I'll come home with me after Xia Yi. This pack of cigarettes is for you, good cigarettes! In a few days God invites you to drink."

Xu was stunned for a moment, and said in horror: "Lin...Your Excellency Lin, I...I have never asked you to do that, don't talk nonsense! I never asked you to seduce His Highness!"

Lin lit a cigarette and said while smoking, "Didn't you tell me to imitate those mermaid slices?"

"Yes! But I didn't ask you to seduce you!"

"But all the mermaid slices I've seen are like that!"

"Haven't you seen the other ones?"

"Are you talking about the kind of super long episodes that you love to death?"

"That's right! Don't tell me you only see the kind of people who are arrested and detained for casual trafficking?"

"Of course! Of course the breeders like to watch that kind of movie. Do you want me to watch that kind of boring and inexplicable stupid movie? I remember I watched it once. Damn, they were talking about it before I set off. After finishing the fight, I came back and saw that I was not married yet. Damn, what the hell, if I have the energy to watch them talk, I can just talk about it myself.”

Xu stared at Lin dumbfounded, and said after a long time, "You... you have such a noble status to imitate that?"

Lin laughed and said, "What's the matter, as long as Tsubasa likes it, and he obviously likes it very much. Haha—and ah! Let me tell you, that kind of film is definitely not a standard mermaid shoot. There are several poses , I've researched it, dragging a fish tail can't be put out, it's either looking for a substitute, or it's synthetic.

"For example, the riding style, that is the funniest, let me tell you, the mermaid will fall down when it moves, haha—— that must be fake, at least there must be a place to pull it, or let the breeder Hold it, just hold it with your hands, it's impossible..."

Xu felt chills down his spine when he heard it, and then he didn't care whether he surpassed or not, he went up and covered Lin's mouth, and said softly: "Your Excellency, Your Excellency! Don't say it, don't say it. At least don't say it here, your voice is getting louder and louder. Bigger."

When Xu's hand was put down, Lin looked at him strangely and said, "You don't like this pornographic joke? And I'm still telling the truth. I always thought that soldiers would like this kind of joke, and I liked it back then. , I also like it when I become an admiral, and if I talk about it occasionally, it can also promote the relationship with my subordinates.”

Xu said to him with a sad face: "Your Excellency, if you are a breeder, then I will laugh with you if you say it. The problem is that you are not! You were a mermaid 800 years ago. Don't you think that a mermaid is so weak?" Is it scary? If not, I might be arrested by the Mermaid Protection Association and accused of molesting mermaids.”

"You molested me?"

"yes!"

"Is it possible? No one will believe you if you tell me! If you dare to moleste me, you will die!"

Xu looked at Lin helplessly and said, "Your Excellency, has anyone told you that you don't look like a mermaid at all!"

"Yes, Yi is nagging in my ear every day. I don't look like it, but the problem is that I don't look like it, and I am indeed a merman! Otherwise, where did I and his children come from..."

Xu once again stopped Lin's words, "Your Excellency, your voice has become louder again."

"Oh! Let me take it easy. To be honest, you are very good. I admire you very much. I am a colonel, but I don't even have an adjutant. I think you are quite suitable. Do you want to be my adjutant? Although I only It’s just an instructor of a military academy, but believe me, I will never be in that position forever. I will give you the right to decide whether you want to come or not!”

Xu suddenly lost his mind, adjutant!He heard good news that he had never dreamed of.

"Hey! Do you want to be my adjutant? I'm asking you. If you agree, I will fight for it. If not, I am very generous and will never embarrass you."

Xu suddenly came to his senses and shouted: "Yes! Yes!"

Lin smiled and said, "I knew you would agree. I didn't waste so much time trying to get close to you. Don't go back on your word. Staying with me guarantees that your future will be bright and your life will be colorful."

As he said that, Lin went out from the tea room in satisfaction. When the door opened, he shouted again, "I'm sick! Why are you gathering at the door again? It's so interesting to follow me! What do you want me to be? An entertainment star!"

Lin didn't wait long in the underground garage when he saw Yi come down.

Before Lin could get excited, he saw Yi rushing over, pulling his shoulders and shaking vigorously, roaring:

"Are you here to apologize to me, or to torment me? Are you kidding me? You don't lock the door if you want to seduce me, and you tell dirty jokes with my subordinates. What kind of joke are you making on me! Do you know? I am a member of the royal family, the chances of the two of us being in the entertainment headlines are higher than any entertainment star! We can both become comedians!"

Lin clicked his tongue inwardly, and sure enough his voice was too loud.No way, I was used to it in the army, and when I saw people in military uniforms, I used to want to yell.

Yi's anger was already quite high, Lin knew that if he didn't do anything else, his plan to go home with Yi today would be ruined, so he glanced around, very good!no one!I can't manage that much anymore, let's just use the underground garage as the underground garage.

Although Yi was still babbling and cursing, Lin kissed him immediately, and when Yi was surprised, he hugged him and repeated in his ear: "I love you! I love you..."

Lin really felt that he was going all out this time, and the goosebumps had already fallen all over the ground.These nasty words, but I racked my brains and recalled them from the only silly movie I watched.When Yi's arms hugged Lin back, Lin almost jumped up and cheered.

It worked!

However, what happened next was a bit beyond Lin's expectations.After two teases, Yi's patience has reached its limit, this time it's not Lin Seyu's turn, Yi has already started to tear his clothes.

Lin broke into a cold sweat in his heart, thinking: No way!Here, it's not as good as an office!Anyway, you move it into the car, here is the air vent!It's a little cold!

But on second thought: Forget it, forget it!Where it is not dry, it is cold now, and it will be hot when it is dry.

……

When Yi came back to his senses, he had already reached the end, and his clothes and trousers were thrown all over the place.

Lin looked at Yi and said with a smile, "Hey—clean up the battlefield. Remember to wipe off the hood of the car, lest you see this car in the future and think about it."

"screw you."

"No way! We've all fought field battles, and you're still angry with me, it's too inhumane!"

"I wasn't angry at all."

"My God, are you not angry? Who are you lying to? Not angry? What about my babies? Well, what are you angry with me? , You said, I’ll change it, can’t I change it?”

"I've said it so many times, but I haven't seen anything changed by you. I think I've been transformed by you. Why am I here, why am I here with you..." Yi was annoyed.

"You've been suppressed for too long, what are you afraid of? Let's do whatever we want, at most it's just another interstellar headline. Like you said, we've been on so many times anyway, and it's okay to do it again. Anyway, no matter what It’s not as big as the rapist incident, right? Hehe.”

Lin was sitting naked on the hood of the car, holding his clothes and smirking. Yi could only helplessly pick up the clothes in his hands, put them on him and said, "Okay! Get in the car! First, go get the kids back. .”

The car started, Yi saw something like crazy, jumped up and rushed out.

Lin got out of the car and grabbed him, "What are you doing? So excited?"

Tsubasa pointed to the corner and said, "There's a camera camera in the garage! It's terrible, I have to go to the monitoring room and destroy the tape."

"It was a blind spot just now!"

"What did you say?"

"I said, the place where we fought in the field just now is a blind spot!"

Wing frowned, narrowed his eyes and said, "Where is the blind spot? Have you studied it?"

Lin could only smirk, and said lightly: "I have nothing to do when I'm waiting for you. I accidentally looked at all the camera probes here. From the angle just now, there is at most a shadow, so I can't see the face."

Hearing what Lin said, Yi couldn't deny that the boulder hanging in his heart had fallen, but he still snorted and said, "Unintentional? Forget it, I don't know your fancy intestines yet."

"Hehe, it's fine if you don't understand, don't you like it? I call it thoughtful. Alright! Don't worry! Don't worry about my work. If I say I can't see clearly, I definitely can't see clearly."

"Okay, okay. Get in the car, get in the car, and go get the kids home."

After all these troubles, Lin Heyi returned home and ignored Prince Siroka.It's almost time for that guy to return home, even if he comes to pester him, he won't be able to pester him for long.