big stutter

We have a new security guard in our neighborhood.

Before that, I had only seen this young and handsome little security guard on Douyin and Twitter copywriting.

Didn't expect it to come into reality.

The security guard is serious in his work and has a warm attitude, and he quickly captured the hearts of a group of elders and aunts.

If it wasn't for the fact that the security guard hadn't yet reached the legal age of marriage, he would probably have gained a lot of opportunities for blind dates.

I bet he doesn't want to.

Because the first time I met him, my gay buzzer rang.

Although it's not very good for Kongyanjian to be gay, I only gossip with Dajieba in private, and Dajieba agrees with me.

I asked Big Stutter if he looked good.

Da stammered very cunningly and said: "No...no...you are...you look good."

I think he is greasy.

The security guy is really very enthusiastic. Although he is young, he is very good at dealing with people.

I suspect he's here to experience life.

Within a week, we met him.

He said that he was very envious of couples like us, but he had never met the right person.

But he is only 20 years old, so where is this?

I was a virgin when I was 20.

When asked whether it was 0 or 1, he said it was fine.

I think it's better for him to be 1, but if it's 0, it's absolutely delicious.

After two weeks on his job, I'm sure he's a 0.

He is too good at acting like a baby!

I only act coquettishly to the big stutter, but he can act spoiled to anyone, and it is unaffected, even kind-hearted and pleasing to the eye.

Daba and I are also his "victims".

Once, Dajieba brought back a bag of nuts from outside. I was surprised that Dajieba and I both like to eat nuts. We basically always have them at home. I went to the supermarket with him to buy them. We would not buy this bag alone.

In the end, he said it was sent by the security guy, and he couldn't refuse it at all.

I immediately imagined him grinning, holding the big stammer and acting like a baby while stuffing nuts into his arms.

Great siren!

I will never give that show 0 a chance!

The next day, I used the excuse of reciprocity to take the small cake I forced to make, and went to give that security guard Xiaoshao a blow.

"Thank you for the nuts you gave my partner yesterday. This is a small cake I made. Don't dislike it."

He started grinning when he saw me, and then made an exaggerated expression after I finished speaking: "Wow! Brother An, you are too good, and you can also make cakes. Your partner is so lucky."

Although I blushed a little bit, I still felt very proud.

"Hey, he's tired of eating, and yells at me to make him new ones every day."

It's over, I'm going to hate myself.

But this is only the first step, I have to let him know how much love I have with Dajieba, there is no gap that he can step in.

But unexpectedly, the day after delivering the cake, he stopped me and sent me a bigger and more delicate cake instead.

He said he just learned it, so let us try it.

I think I've lost, I didn't even make the little cake yesterday, he can make it so well just after learning?It must be a lie.

Can't tell who made it at home.

Okay, I know I'm being a little narrow-minded.

After that, I changed a route. I didn't have any outstanding talents to show, so it's better to use the capital I have.

Isn't my greatest capital just that Dajie loves me, do I also love Dadu?

So I started to show my love in front of the security guard Sao 0 with a big stutter.

When I pass by the security room, I hold hands, hold hands, kiss, let Dajie fix my collar, tie my shoes, blow my eyes, and shave my nose...

It can be said that it was close to having sex in front of him.

If the big stammer is not there, when I am alone, I will tell him a lot of quotes about showing affection in Versailles.

Honestly, sometimes I feel like an idiot too.

But I think this trick is useful, he has less contact with Dajieba, at least he won't give away things casually.

Big stammer came home one day, and said to me jealously: "You... you recently... walked... very close to that... security... security guard."

I'm at a loss for words, I can't say I'm jealous with him, can I?

Stuttering made me stay away from him, I don't think he is a good person.

It was a bit baffling, but I was very happy and thought about it all at once.

Stuttering will definitely not betray me, so many Yingyingyanyans have come here like this, why should I care about this one.

The next day, I commute to and from get off work as usual, but I don’t do the stupid things anymore.

The security guy still smiled enthusiastically, but invited me into the security room rather seriously.

He said that he was leaving, he really came to experience life, and now he was going back to school.

I was suddenly a little sad. After fighting secretly for so long, I still have feelings.

Then I heard him say: "Brother An, I like you. I liked you the first time I saw you, and the more I saw you, the more I liked you. But you have a boyfriend, so I thought if your boyfriend treats you badly If you don’t, I will definitely snatch you over, but I have been observing for the past two months, and you are fine, and your boyfriend is also fine, so I can’t do anything.”

I was shocked that an extinct volcano could erupt.

Rival loves me secretly every day?

Dude, it turns out I'm the clown.

"Actually, I really wanted to seduce you before, but I also knew that you would definitely not be hooked, so I just forgot it."

?

Am I so attractive?

"I also understand that an excellent man like Brother Sen is worthy of you. I am a college student who is nothing, and I am not qualified to have you. I will work hard so that when I meet the next you, I will have the confidence Go after it."

I didn't know what to say, so I replied in a daze: "Your cake is pretty good."

He scratched his head embarrassedly: "Actually, it was made by my nanny. I thought you would like it."

I breathed a sigh of relief, it turns out that we are the same.

After he finished speaking, I also took it easy, affirmed him as a senior, and blessed his future.

When I came back with a big stutter at night, I told him all the ins and outs.

I originally thought that stammering would make fun of me, but I didn't expect him to be so angry: "I... just knew... he... he... didn't... have no good intentions."

The next morning, he went to the security guy angrily and had a 2-minute conversation.

Finally, I got into my car with a smile: "Young man... people... people are still... quite... very good... good."

So how to say "A spoiled man is the best life".