President, it's time to feed the pigs

Luo Guanjie always thought that he was a face-swapping master, who had two faces before and after, but when facing Suorantu, he couldn't explain why, but he was frightened from the bottom of his heart. If you said you had to fight him to the death, he felt that it would be wrong However, every time this person said something or did something darkly by his side, he always felt chills down his spine. He was obviously a man of seven feet, and he was afraid of what he would do:

"Why am I shouting? Look at your kidney deficiency, how can you still play strong? Let me tell you, I am not afraid. Besides, if something happens to me, do you think my family will let you go?"

Suo Lantu originally wanted to leave with a toothbrush, but seeing Luo Guanjie as a fledgling aggressive little rooster, the desire to do evil hidden in his body became uneasy again:

"Oh? It's true, you'll know if you try it? What's more, your elder brother threw you, an illegitimate son, into a pig farm. Do you think he will support you, or will Ye Cuimei, who hates you to the bone, give you a head start? "

"You're investigating me?!" Luo Guanjie said in astonishment.

"Second Luo, can you take yourself less seriously in the future? Do you think you are still in Beijing, or the center of other people's stars? I advise you to be sober. Here, you are nothing, and no one can. Help you, I came to Baishigou to work. Fukang Farm is the largest enterprise in Baishigou. Of course, I need to find out the background and related conditions of this factory before I come. As for the messy things about you and your family, it’s better Your skin attracts me."

So Lantu picked up the toothbrush on the table and turned around to take a shower, leaving Luo Guanjie alone in the room. He was so angry and depressed that he kicked So Lantu's suitcase several times to vent his anger.

Luo Guanjie used to see who was not pleasing to the eye, and always thought of revenge. Now in Baishigou, he has indeed lost all the privileges before, but Luo Guanjie has never been a person who is willing to bow his head and admit defeat. He is really bullied by dogs, big brother And Ye Cuimei's account has not yet been settled, and now I need to add another Suo Lantu, Luo Guanjie muttered while taking a bath:

One day I'm going to make you pay for everything you did today.

It's a pity that the ambition has not been maintained for three seconds. He felt that the water on his head seemed to be getting colder and colder. He hurriedly remembered the problem of insufficient hot water mentioned by Meng Qingyuan just now, and Suolantu's bath time just now was like a sauna. , he must have used up all the hot water, Luo Guanjie had to speed up the speed of taking a bath, hurriedly washed off the foam on his body, and rushed out of the bathroom with goose bumps all over his body.

When he entered the room, Suo Lantu seemed to be on the phone. When he saw Luo Guanjie coming in, he also hung up the phone and closed his eyes for a nap. Luo Guanjie used to sleep naked, but tonight he was going to sleep with such a person. It’s just that his brain is flooded, if the temperature is not too high, he would like to lie down with long trousers and a long shirt, but he doesn’t bring any long clothes for sleeping when he goes out, he just wears a T-shirt and vacation clothes The shorts are on.

Suo Lantu cast a glance, and couldn't help laughing, maybe he acted too realistically, and the image of a pervert is really powerless to reverse, let alone an embroidered pillow like Luo Guanjie, even with Lin Shuai around, he can still sit still. Chaos, he was already proud of his self-control ability, but seeing this idiot wishing to make rice dumplings for himself in a temperature of [-] degrees, he was happy in his heart, but he was frank and naked, with the quilt covered On the waist, I feel the coolness of the countryside.

Luo Guanjie really wanted to dig out Suolantu's eyeballs and use them as soaking pads. When he entered the door, he turned off the light and went to the kang. It was the first time he slept on such an earthen kang. It was quite clean, but it felt very hard when he lay down. After a few turns, I was stunned to wake myself up.

Seeing Suolantu's gradual and steady breathing, he became even angrier. Why can't he fall asleep, and this pervert sleeps more peacefully than anyone else? Could it be that he really thinks too much?People don't mean anything to me?Impossible, absolutely impossible.Luo Guanjie was extremely confident in his appearance. A man of his level would be a hot pursuit in any circle. A dead gay sleeping in the dark in the face of such a stunner was somewhat disrespectful.

But what Luo Guanjie was most angry with was that when he touched the mattress, Suo Lantu was so scheming that he actually put two layers on it, while he only put on a thin layer on his side. He used up all the hot water for bathing and stole his own mattress. Outburst, he kicked Solantu's calf:

"Are you a moral person, let me sleep on a flat bed after laying so much on your own?"

Suo Lantu was extremely tired. He didn't sleep all night last night, and today he tossed and tossed for a long time. He felt that someone kicked him just as he fell asleep, and he was still talking. Someone pushes himself.

"What are you pretending to be dead, you, return the mattress to me quickly."

Suo Lantu didn't want to pay attention to him, turned over and continued to sleep, Luo Guanjie was also in a hurry, if you don't get up, I will pull it hard, but unfortunately he tried for a long time, he either dragged the mattress with him, or he didn't move at all, he tossed Half the night, plus wearing a lot, and sweating, he gave up, he spread the quilt under his body, he resigned himself to his fate and lay down on the pillow, he was unlucky, and fell asleep in a trance past.

Ever since his father was hospitalized, he hasn't lived a luxurious life for a long time. He almost can't remember what it's like to be a woman. If it's normal, he doesn't change a few girlfriends in a month, it's not his character.

The days in Beijing have been depressing for a long time. He still thinks about the glory days of his beautiful woman Xiangche. In his dream, he is still the same Luo Ershao who always responds to everyone. He had been thinking about Jingyuan at the seven bar for a long time, and he hadn't eaten it. Naturally, it was because he thought about it day by day and dreamed about it at night. It was still the bar that was about to move around, with a beautiful atmosphere. pleasure.

Luo Guanjie habitually stared at the four taels of thin flesh on the beautiful woman's chest, and Jingyuan laughed so much that she wanted to refuse. Naturally, Luo Guanjie understood women's thoughts, gently supported Jingyuan's weak and boneless waist, and looked at each other affectionately, but Without giving Jingyuan a chance to speak, she leaned over for a kiss, which felt like the little waiter who kissed in the bar that day.

In his sleep, Luo Guanjie couldn't tell whether he was kissing Jingyuan or the waiter, until he stretched his hand into Jingyuan's arms, he felt something was wrong, obviously looking at a figure of at least 34d, how could this hand feel so shriveled, Luo Guanjie was vigilant He opened his eyes, and he was holding the little boy in his arms. He couldn't see the boy's face clearly. He just wanted to push the person in his arms away, but the little boy suddenly said:

"What the hell are you dreaming about?"

Luo Guanjie was so scared that he woke up from his dream, who is he?Where is he?What is he doing?He was still thinking of the little boy who couldn't remember his face just now, but it was the face of Suolantu's enemy who met his sleepy eyes. How the hell is this a spring dream? !This is clearly a nightmare!

Just as Luo Guanjie was about to get up, he found himself straddling Solantu's waist in an extremely unsightly posture, no, no, he's used to it, he usually hugs and touches his girlfriend like this when he sleeps with his girlfriend , Could it be that he fell asleep and did such absurd things again?

Luo Guanjie was so frightened that he hurriedly wanted to pull his leg back, but as soon as he lifted his leg, he felt bad, damn it, it was really embarrassing to get on the space shuttle, it was embarrassing to the sky, as a man, he knew very well that it was on his thigh at this moment What is it, cold sweat came down his back.

Looking at Luo Guanjie's stiff movements, Suo Lantu was also speechless. He usually sleeps quietly and honestly, and can basically sleep in one position until dawn. Who knows that he slept well in the first half of the night, but in the second half of the night, he became more and more tired and sleepy. Feeling more and more panicked, he didn't fully wake up until the morning when he got a restless hand on his chest. Seeing Luo Guanjie's obscene posture and the lewd smile on his face, even though Solantu didn't wake up, he couldn't help it. Don't stop this farce in time.

"This, this, I didn't do it on purpose. Who told you to snatch my mattress, I was too sick, so I spread the quilt as a mattress, and when I fell asleep, it was too cold, so I ran to your side."

Although Luo Guanjie himself knew that this explanation was really weak, he couldn't say that he fell asleep and had a dream that he shouldn't have, and that he kissed and touched Suolantu as Jingyuan.

"So you're warm now? Can you take your hand away?"

Suo Lantu rarely slept in the same bed with others. He was extremely tired last night, otherwise he would not have slept so deeply. Thinking that he was awakened by touching, he wished he could throw Luo Guanjie out the window right now.

Luo Guanjie's attention was on his legs just now, after Suo Lantu's reminder, he realized that his hands were also in the wrong place, Luo Guanjie hurriedly retracted his hands and feet, and saw that it was bright outside, he hurriedly got up .

Suolantu is not much calmer than him, so far he has been scaring Luo Guanjie with his mouth, but he didn't expect this apprentice to come to him in the middle of the night, and after half a day of hand addiction, he put on a coat and went out to wash , he couldn't bear to continue to be in the same room with this idiot.

Seeing Suolantu go out with a dark face, Luo Guanjie felt a big stone in his heart, cut, what to pretend, being hugged and touched by a man like me, no matter how you think, you are taking advantage of it, why pretend to be at a disadvantage, It wasn't that you stole my mattress on purpose. I fell asleep and couldn't control what I was doing. I wanted to sue you for sexual harassment.

Thinking of the quilt, Luo Guanjie angrily lifted Suolantu's quilt directly. Unexpectedly, after lifting it, he found that Suorantu was also a quilt and a quilt. The mattress and quilt were all placed under his body, Luo Guanjie was a little dumbfounded, but he hugged and touched him, as long as he wasn't embarrassed, it was someone else who was embarrassed.

After breakfast, Suolantu went to the village committee to report that Luo Guanjie followed Meng Qingyuan to the pig farm. Luo Guanjie probably knew that it was coming from a long distance away.

Luo Guanjie thought he came to a modern breeding base, but he was dumbfounded when he came here. This is a large-scale breeding site, with only a row of simple pig pens, no modern breeding system, and no pigs in his imagination. There are piles of pig manure and the scene of busy workers, some are just a wide mountain forest, and there is a relatively dignified office building with the words on the gate: Beverly Farm.

"Director Meng, is this our pig farm?"

"Yeah, it's different from what you think? Our pigs are raised in semi-wild. This kind of pork is healthier, but it's more troublesome to manage. Let's go to the meeting room first. The employees of the farm are waiting for you there." .”

Luo Guanjie followed Meng Qingyuan to the only office building of the farm. There were already several people sitting in the conference room, but looking around, these people estimated that there were no more than 20 real teeth in their mouths. People, bosses, technicians?He felt that what he came to was not a farm, but more like a nursing home, where the average age of the employees had to be at the level of re-employment.

Luo Guanjie wanted to cry, every time he felt that life couldn't get any worse, life would always slap him loudly: Little boy, do you think it's over?