President, it's time to feed the pigs

Before Suo Lantu could reply, Meng Qingyuan trotted up from behind:

"Mr. Luo, I'm sorry, I just wanted to tell you that you are on the phone. It's not what Bai Zhishu said. Xiao Suo is mainly in charge of our pig farm, so we just have a few vacant dormitories here. Suo will move here, I don’t know, Mr. Luo, would you like to see?”

Heh, I cut it first and played it later, and asked my opinion. I think this pig farm has changed its surname to Suo. Come to the door, immediately put on a modest smile:

"Since they are doing things for us, we should provide some convenience for others. In this case, let Assistant Suo live, and I live next door, so we can take care of each other."

Meng Qingyuan originally thought that Luo Guanjie was a challenger, but he didn't expect to be so talkative.

Early the next morning,

Luo Guanjie's recent work and rest schedule is as healthy as a retired veteran cadre. He works at sunrise and rests at sunset. He finally has a room of his own. Before he had time to enjoy it too much, he heard people coming and going outside the door.

Luo Guanjie felt that he had matured a lot. At least he didn't want to lose his temper when he was woken up. Looking at this shabby house, he was not in the mood to continue lying on the bed. As soon as he pushed the door, Suo Lantu had already dressed and talked with Meng Qingyuan. After saying something, he yawned, and the two of them turned their heads one after another.

"Mr. Luo, good morning, did I wake you up?"

"You know it's noisy, but you still come to the second floor. What are you two talking about here so early in the morning?"

"It's not that the time for our pigs to be slaughtered has come, and we haven't met a suitable purchase price yet. Now the prices of feed and piglets are going up a bit. Xiaosuo wants to go to the market to see the market, and find us a pig by the way." A suitable buyer." Meng Qingyuan replied [-].

Luo Guanjie fell into a drowsy sleep in the morning, and he was happy to hear that someone was willing to run the order for him.

He ate breakfast unsteadily, and didn't want to herd pigs at all, but Suolantu, an outsider, seemed to care more about him than his boss. In addition, the old men in the factory, no matter how old they were, worked abnormally Work hard, as the leader of this enterprise, if he behaves too slack, it seems a bit unjustifiable.

Anyway, he was idle, so he put on a light sportswear, made himself look sleek, applied layer after layer of sunscreen, and put on stylish sunglasses before leaving. It's a pity, so dazzling Cool styling, the audience is those stupid pigs who don't understand aesthetics.

Luo Guanjie strolled back to the place where the pigs were resting yesterday. Anyway, he was just driving the pigs around without any technical content.

The group of pigs that got up early was still a little energetic. A few pigs were still rolling in the mud, while others ran into the water to play.

Luo Guanjie picked up a branch at hand, followed the posture of herding sheep in the movie and began to drive the pigs. Don't look at these pigs, they are full of fat, and they are really wild dogs when they are having fun. Luo Guanjie threw a few stones at random Some of the pigs in the river moved around, and some didn't move at all. Only some pigs on the bank saw people coming and fled in all directions.

Luo Guanjie just wanted to change to another place to be lazy, but in this boring countryside, even the mobile phone signal gave him a temper, he wanted to surf the Internet, and the web page went around in circles, Luo Guanjie completely lost his mind, put away his mobile phone, and continued to stroll .

He is not very afraid of pigs, anyway, most of the pigs are afraid of people, wherever he goes, the pigs will disappear, the sun is getting higher and higher, and the temperature is getting hotter and hotter.

No wonder the pigs like to stay by the water. Looking around, there is a little cool breeze in the mountains.

Luo Guanjie found a relatively clean stone and sat on it. The herd of pigs in the water gradually increased, and occasionally some pigs lay on top of others.

Although Luo Guanjie is inexperienced in life, he still has a lot of experience in X life. Besides the animal world, it is the first time for him to see animals making love in real life. Although the scenery is not very beautiful, not to mention the taste, but here is a signal There is no signal, and in the countryside where there is no entertainment, the live pig slices in front of him have become his only pastime to pass the time.

The couple closest to him were making out. Before he came to the pig farm, he didn't know how the pig farm bred piglets, maybe it was natural conception?In short, he was quite interested in watching it, but just looking at it, he seemed to feel that something was wrong.

Luo Guanjie relied on his sharp eyesight of 5.0 to discover that there were two rows of buttons embedded in the belly of the pig lying on his body. These two seemed to be female?Luo Guanjie hastily jumped off the rock and took a closer look, as expected, this is not a couple, it is clearly sisters who were crushed, and the sky was struck by lightning.

Luo Guanjie was completely speechless. He met gay in the car, and les pigs in the pig farm. How did he get out of his comfort zone? The world has gone crazy.

Seeing that the two sisters would not have any good results, he picked up a stone and beat the "Mandarin Duck" with a stick.

Before the ripples aroused by the stone had dissipated, I heard someone shouting behind me:

"Mr. Luo, the slaughterhouse will collect pigs later, do you want to go and have a look?"

The one who spoke was none other than Meng Qingyuan, who was about to drive some pigs down the mountain. Luo Guanjie was almost growing hairy after staying here, and he intended to go back home a long time ago:

"Okay, Director Meng, what are you doing?"

"Mr. Luo, most of the pigs in the pen are breeding pigs or piglets, and those that can be slaughtered are all on the mountain, so I have to hurry back to get a few more and prepare to go."

Luo Guanjie suddenly felt that his luck was not bad, at least he could do whatever he wanted, yesterday he was worried that the pig would not be sold, but today someone came to collect the pig, he hummed a little song and walked over.

"Oh, I'm really a lucky star from the sky. I was worried about not being sold yesterday, but I can sell it today. If this continues, we will see money back by the end of the year."

"This, of course, is thanks to you, but this time, I have to thank Xiao Suo. Before, we couldn't even sell a pig for 5000 yuan, so we were almost losing money. Who knew that once Xiao Suo came out, we Each pig can be sold for 5500 yuan, which can at least solve a lot of feed problems.”

Luo Guanjie just wanted to be complacent, but when he heard that the credit had nothing to do with him, but Suo Lantu's, he was upset at the time, and his face drooped:

"Are you saying that this matter was led by Sorantu?"

"That's right." Seeing the sudden change in Luo Guanjie's face, Meng Qingyuan didn't know if he said something wrong, so he replied cautiously.

"This pig farm has nothing to do with him. Why is he working so hard? The weasel has no good intentions to give the chicken New Year's greetings." Luo Guanjie spat.

Looking at the few pigs grazing leisurely around him, he didn't get angry, he knew how to eat, he would be slaughtered in a while, and he was still eating here, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he kicked The nearest pig's ass.

The pigs that were grazing around were suddenly frightened. Some of them ran around like headless flies. Beastly, he ran towards Luo Guanjie and rushed over. Luo Guanjie had never seen such a posture before, so he ran away in fright.

Meng Qingyuan, who had just witnessed everything, had no time to react. Luo Guanjie ran ahead, and the herd of pigs chased after him. Meng Qingyuan had been raising pigs for many years. He knew the habits of these pigs well, so he hurriedly shouted:

"Don't run in a straight line, run to the pig farm."

Luo Guanjie had never run so hard in his life. He leaned on the rocks and tree trunks in the mountains as cover, while running desperately to the pig house. All these years of physical training finally came in handy.

The farm has just heard that the slaughterhouse is coming to pull pigs, and they are planning to send people to go to the mountains to drive pigs together. From afar, they saw a man wearing sunglasses, with the wind blowing under his feet, moving around in the mountains with agility. They rushed down the mountain, followed by a group of angry pigs. It was the first time that they had been catching pigs so effortlessly, and the pigs rushed to the door.

Luo Guanjie took out the vigor of the [-]-meter sprint in the World Championships and hit the line first, and the workers behind him rushed to subdue the pigs who had thrown themselves into the net and put them in prison.

Luo Guanjie was dizzy from running. He had played so many zombie games, but this was not as exciting as this one. He was chased by pigs, and this pair of limited-edition sneakers was also torn. He sat on the ground gasping for breath, unable to say a word To complete the story, wait for Meng Qingyuan to come down from the mountain, and his black and white world can be restored to color.

"Mr. Luo, how are you, those pigs...?"

Meng Qingyuan was not young anymore, he wanted to save Luo Guanjie, but he had more energy than energy, so he hurried down from the mountain. Seeing that these people had subdued the pigs, Luo Guanjie sat on the ground and gasped for breath.

Luo Guanjie waved his hand, only to hear someone beside him answering for him:

"You don't need to be so excited when you hear that the pigs are sold. Until now, I finally found that you are still useful. Although you are a bit useless, the effect is very good. The number caught this time is probably enough."

Suo Lantu had just calculated the ex-factory price and breeding cost of the pig farm, and he roughly estimated the value in his heart. Before he could tell the workers the number of pigs to be caught, Luo Guanjie led a team from the mountain in a hurry. This waste is not that bad It's useless, at least, this time it's twice the result with half the effort.

"Well, as long as Mr. Luo is fine, those pigs should have been shocked just now. Fortunately, Mr. Luo is clever, and he saved us a lot of trouble in catching pigs by mistake."

Meng Qingyuan had good eyesight. He knew that Luo Guanjie was kicked out by pigs until his shoes ran away. He had to find a way for the leader. Hearing Suolantu's sarcasm, Luo Guanjie wanted to refute in his heart, but he didn't have any strength in his mouth. After coughing for a long time, I finally said a word:

"Damn it, those pigs, did they suffer from mad swine disease? They were fine just now, but they are fucking crazy. They are bullies. Why are you chasing me?"

Meng Qingyuan is embarrassed to say that you kicked them first, and they resisted. However, according to common sense, the behavior of these pigs is also a bit abnormal. Although they are a bit wild, they are not as exaggerated as they are today, otherwise they would not have Dare to send Lao Li up the mountain to herd pigs.

"Mr. Luo, it may be because you are new here. The pig's nose is very sensitive and the smell is not familiar. It may arouse their vigilance. Would you like me to help you up?"

Luo Guanjie had almost recovered, he stood up from the ground by himself, thanks to the fact that he felt sorry for those pigs to be slaughtered just now, now thinking about daring to chase after Lao Tzu, it would be more than worthwhile.

Luo Guanjie couldn't let go of his hatred, so he limped to the barn, pulling his broken shoes with flying edges, he had to give that pig a kick to vent his anger, it's fine if people bully me, even you beasts dare to pull on my head Shit.

There was still an unpleasant smell in the pen, but Luo Guanjie seemed to have forgotten about it, walked to the death row, looked down at the pigs who were about to die, and sneered:

"Hmph, who chased me so vigorously just now? I'll let you know what it means to go in with a white knife and come out with a red knife."

How can these pigs understand human language, but all things have spirits. Unlike before, they were lazily rolling in the mud. At this moment, they seem to feel that their own death is approaching. They are all restless in the pen, not climbing the railings. Just go around in circles.

"Director Meng, is this pig always so excited?"

"That's not right, even if this pig is stimulated, it would not be so restless. Could it be that this pig has really become a sperm? Knowing that he is about to die, he is restless?" Cultural, but in the final analysis he is still a farmer, and he is very afraid of these ghosts.

Suo Lantu was thoughtful, turned around and asked Luo Guanjie:

"What were these pigs doing before?"

Luo Guanjie was wearing a pair of worn-out shoes, and was kicking a pig lying on the railing. Suo Lantu asked abruptly, and he froze for a moment. The soles of his shoes got stuck on the railing, and he watched the little black pig with shiny black eyes trying to gnaw his own feet. Luo Guanjie Frightened, he jerked back violently, this time the soles and shoes were completely separated, he stepped on the ground wearing socks, and said impatiently:

"I don't know, you think I'm walking into nature? It's nothing more than eating, sleeping, and having sex."

Having said that, Solantu frowned:

"What did they eat?"

The author has something to say: Ronaldinho is not so useless, although he is stupid, but his martial arts novels are all by accident~