President, it's time to feed the pigs

Suo Lantu didn't want to play at first, he hadn't seen Lin Shuai for a long time, he just wanted to spend more time with Lin Shuai, but who would have thought that Lin Shuai was in high spirits, and followed Luo Guanjie back to the house, he had no choice but to keep up.

Before Luo Guanjie came to Dongshan, he thought it would be a place for him to have some entertainment, but the game console he packed didn't even have a chance to be turned on. Fortunately, he had the foresight to install a few decks of poker, which came in handy this time.

"The three of us can either play fighting landlords or 'running fast'. I'll leave it up to you, you can choose yourself, but we have agreed in advance that you two can't work together to fool me."

Luo Guanjie often plays cards after drinking. Under the influence of alcohol, his movements are a bit exaggerated, but his mind is still clear.

"You're worried that our partnership will bully you, so let's go our separate ways and play 'run fast'. Let's go to the head office this time." Lin Shuai replied.

"Come on, three people are playing, one person has five cards, the cards are played in order, the 2 is the highest, whoever leaves first, and the person with the most cards left will be punished."

Luo Guanjie is really proficient in eating, drinking and playing. The three of them run fast: the first one to run out of cards is the winner, the one with the most remaining cards is the loser, and the other one is the tie.He announced the rules of the game, and Solantu, who rarely played cards, couldn't help asking:

"How many identical cards are counted? What if you lose?"

"Three of the same cards and four of the same are considered bombs. If you lose, I want to think about punishment."

Luo Guanjie shuffled the cards and thought, what can we lose here?He thought for a while, and according to their past rules, they were either playing very hard, or very well-behaved:

"How about this, who will go to the small shop at the door to buy some beer, liquor, how about drinking if you lose?"

Everyone had no objection, Lin Shuai didn't know Lu and stayed, and Suo Lantu went out to buy wine alone.

"Xiao Luo, I heard from Lan Lan that your pig farm is not profitable? I don't think you're worried at all?" Lin Shuai was familiar with himself and drank alcohol, and now he treated Luo Guanjie as a buddy and chatted nonsense.

"Listen to him farting. Why is my profit not good? I just sold a batch of pigs two days ago. Recently, other pigs in the pig farm are still calving. It will get better soon. What kind of ivory can he spit out from his dog's mouth?" Luo Guanjie Feeling dissatisfied, sure enough, Suolantu never said anything good about him behind his back.

"Haha, you two are really a pair of enemies, but let me tell you, our Lan Lan is good in everything, but we can't express it. In fact, he is very kind and simple, but he often has a cold face, which is always misunderstood. .”

Luo Guanjie listened to Lin Shuai's stupidity and let others develop, he sneered in his heart, his simple kindness is just to fool you, you idiot, you don't know how perverted he is behind the scenes, thinking of this, he can't help feeling a little bit Gossip up:

"By the way, Suolantu looks like a lot of people in school, right? Is there no one good?"

Although Luo Guanjie was annoyed by Suorantu from the bottom of his heart, objectively speaking, this face was still very confusing, especially for those little girls who were ignorant of the world. Gossip.

"You read that right. There are really many people chasing him. In the past, we didn't need to spend money to eat in the cafeteria. As soon as he stood there, girls would take the initiative to swipe their cards. I often followed him. Later, he felt that It’s not good, I eat at the wrong peak, even so, there are still many girls blocking him in the cafeteria, buying him food and water.”

Luo Guanjie rolled his eyes countless times in his heart, but he still asked calmly on the surface:

"Oh? Then he doesn't like any of them? Is the quality of the girls in your school not good? Even if he has eyeballs on the top of his head, he won't look down on all of them. Even if he has good eyesight, they are all men. Who doesn't?" When there is nowhere to release?"

Luo Guanjie said with a smirk on his face, you said that I am useless behind my back, so don't blame me for giving you some eye drops.

"Our foreign language department has been chasing him for a long time, but he ignores him. It's not a matter of vision, maybe it's because of fate. Besides, he is very busy, with a double degree, a bunch of minor courses, and participating in various clubs, mainly He is still a member of the Sanda team and the basketball team. I can’t catch him every day except for class, so I don’t have time to fall in love. But later, he has already earned enough credits, so I drag him to work with me, or he is not in class. , just writing a thesis, I live the same life as a senior in high school, it’s so boring.”

When Luo Guanjie heard Lin Shuai praised Suo Lantu for his talents and knowledge, he was so angry that his teeth were itchy, I couldn't believe it, this person can pretend for so long, could it be possible that he has no flaws at all?impossible!Even if not, grandpa, I will make one for him today.

"Since he's so good, doesn't it mean he doesn't have a girl he's attracted to when he grows up?"

Lin Shuai was also dumbfounded by the question. Ever since he knew Suorantu, this man never seemed to take the initiative to mention a girl's name. Seeking like a monk?

"You really stump me. He seems to have nothing but study in his eyes. I really haven't heard him mention any girl."

"Tsk tsk tsk, you said that we are all about the same age, and you don't have to hide it, tell me, is it normal for him?"

Lin Shuai was confused by Luo Guanjie. Every day he talked about either Fan Linlin or his parents. He seemed to know nothing about Suolantu except that his family seemed to have some money, but he never heard what he said. As mentioned, as for emotional experience and family, it seems to be blank.

"Xiao Luo, what do you mean by that?"

"I see that you have read too much, and your mind has been reading wood. Don't call me Ronaldinho. I don't know how to play football. Just call me by my name. I mean, if he doesn't mention girls, then he will mention boys." Is it?"

Lin Shuai opened his eyes wide and looked at Luo Guanjie in a daze. He wondered if he had drunk too much. Why did Luo Guanjie go around and around and fainted himself:

"Guanjie, you have something to say, what do you mean by mentioning a boy?"

"I found that you are really lacking. He doesn't like women, so he likes men?"

"what?"

Lin Shuai was so frightened by Luo Guanjie's words that he couldn't recover. Suo Lantu also returned with bags of beer and liquor, and saw the two sitting on the side with strange expressions. Suo Lantu noticed something unusual:

"What did you two talk about?"

"No, nothing to talk about."

After listening to Luo Guanjie's words, Lin Shuai was so guilty that he couldn't even speak clearly, and he didn't dare to look up at Suo Lantu. He replied in a daze. Although Suo Lantu felt different, he didn't think much about it.

Looking at the awkward atmosphere between the two, Luo Guanjie was overjoyed. Finally, he was able to take revenge. The old and new hatreds before were put in the hazy conversation just now. The reason why he was not completely Breaking Suolantu's mind is nothing more than leaving a trump card for himself, and it's cool enough now.

People are in good spirits on happy occasions. Luo Guanjie is so lucky that he won several times in a row. Lin Shuai was absent-minded and was poured several cans of beer. Seeing that this man could no longer drink, Suo Lantu hurriedly snatched the beer cans:

"Don't be brave, don't drink."

"Hey, I would like to bet and admit defeat, or you can drink for him."

Looking at Suolantu's anxious and distressed eyes, Luo Guanjie felt extremely happy in his heart, and the unhappiness he suppressed in his heart disappeared.

"No, I can drink by myself."

Lin Shuai refused to let Suo Lantu drink for him, and wanted to snatch it. Suo Lantu didn't drink much, and moved quickly. He held down Lin Shuai, grabbed the beer and drank it down in one gulp.Luo Guanjie squinted his eyes, pretending to be a hero to save the beauty in front of me, and I will let you know the price of being a hero.

"Come on, continue."

When Suo Lantu came back from buying wine, he sobered up a lot. At first, he thought that he was overthinking, but seeing Luo Guanjie's malicious expression, and drinking again and again, he also understood that it was deliberately aimed at himself.Suo Lantu is naturally sensitive to numbers. He only paid attention to Lin Shuai's state a few days ago and didn't play seriously. Now that Luo Guanjie has come over, he has no reason not to accept the move.

"Losing. Drink."

So Lantu said to Luo Guanjie expressionlessly, he played a few rounds and remembered every card clearly. He had to ensure that he was the first to win and Lin Shuai was not the last. Luck pales in comparison to sheer computing power.

"Fuck, I don't believe it anymore."

Luo Guanjie also noticed that Suolantu was secretly competing with himself, and he was also drunk a lot, especially when he drank all the beer. Now that he drank white wine, the two were mixed, and he was very easy to get drunk. He had to stay sober. If you don't avenge this revenge, you swear not to be a human being.

After finally drinking too much alcohol, Lin Shuai couldn't hold back anymore: "I'll go to the toilet after this game, wait for me."

"Do you know the way? Do you need to..."

Before Suo Lantu finished speaking, Lin Shuai stood up suddenly as if he had been electrified, and waved his hands:

"No, no, I can do it myself."

Seeing such a big reaction from Lin Shuai, Luo Guanjie couldn't hide his smile anymore, until Lin Shuai disappeared at the door, he was still baring his teeth, Suo Lantu turned his head to look at his meaningful smile, and said in a deep voice :

"What did you two just say?"

"I didn't say anything, just chatting nonsense."

"When will you get rid of your self-righteousness? Is it possible that you really feel that you are doing a perfect job?"

"Oh? Isn't it? Since you are not self-righteous, how can you judge what I told him? Besides, why do you rely on me for their attitude towards you? "

"Luo Guanjie, I thought you had learned to behave well these days, but I didn't expect that your nature is still hard to change."

"My nature is hard to change? No matter how bad I am, I am open and aboveboard. Unlike some people, you look the same in front of you, but you have another face in the back. Others think you are the savior, but only I know that you are an out-and-out villain! "

Luo Guanjie thought of the cold eyes and cold reception he received during the days when he came to Fukang Farm, and all of them were put on Suo Lantu's head. In addition, Lin Shuai also said it today, and Suo Lantu said behind his back that he was incompetent , which confirmed his conjecture even more, with the help of alcohol, he vented it all at once.

"Luo Guanjie, you don't need to rant. What did you do yourself? Do you need me to remind you? It was your incompetence and laziness that caused so much loss. Now you blame others for your failure. When will you be able to?" Responsible like a man?!"

This sentence completely enraged Luo Guanjie. As soon as he lifted the table, he swung his fist at Solantu. Who knew that he drank too much and his feet were flabby, and he was not an opponent of Solantu in the first place. Knowing that there was nothing to be afraid of, Suolantu turned Luo Guanjie to the wall with his backhand, pressed against Luo Guanjie, and whispered threats in his ear:

"Shuai Lin is here today, if you're making trouble, I'll make you go all the way!"

Luo Guanjie wanted to yell, but Suo Lantu had expected it a long time ago, and when he pinched Luo Guanjie's numbness, Luo Guanjie let out a "wow", and half of his arm went numb.

Lin Shuai didn't know how long he had been watching at the door. The two turned their heads at the same time. Lin Shuai saw the strange and ambiguous posture of the two of them, like stone sculptures. They were motionless. Suo Lantu panicked and let go of Luo Guanjie , he was very anxious, he knew that Luo Guanjie must have said something in front of Lin Shuai, but he couldn't rush to blow himself up, so he had to ask:

"How long have you been back? We're just kidding."

Lin Shuai also seemed to have turned on the power, and looked at the two people with a strange expression:

"Is it not time for me to come back?"

"Shuai Lin, what's the matter with you?" Suo Lantu looked at Shuai Lin's expression as if he was in trouble, and hurriedly stepped forward, trying to pull him over, but Shuai Lin hurriedly avoided.

"Well, did I bother you two?"