President, it's time to feed the pigs

After staying for three days, Luo Guanjie couldn't bear it any longer, and strongly demanded to be discharged from the hospital. The director looked at the wound recovery:

"Go out, don't occupy the private room with this little injury."

Although Luo Guanjie had always been displeased with the director, he didn't care if he was allowed to be discharged from the hospital.

I don't know when, in his heart, he became attached to which farm. During the few days in the hospital, Meng Qingyuan wanted to visit the doctor, but was entangled in the latest contract.Luo Guanjie insisted that he would be discharged from the hospital in three days. He missed his fat aunt and the piglet he brought up with his own hands. Bully.

"It's great, finally come out and go home."

Luo Guanjie was overjoyed, and rushed into the car by himself, followed by a Christmas tree that looked like a housekeeping version. Suolantu was carrying a change of clothes in one hand and daily necessities in the other, and Luo Guanjie's charging cables and charging cables were hanging around his neck. ipad.

"Secretary, fasten my seat belt."

After getting along these few days, Luo Guanjie has also figured out some of Suo Lantu's temper. For example, this person is often a paper tiger. Even if he refuses firmly, as long as you persist in grinding him a few times, he will finally compromise.

Luo Guanjie is a person who can't learn anything else, and survives by watching people's eyes. This is the most skillful life skill he has used in the Luo family for more than 20 years.

Suo Lantu has gradually accepted the fact that he is a nanny. As long as he objects or refuses, Luo Guanjie must first be suppressed by moral public opinion.

Suo Lantu didn't bother to argue with him. Whenever he wanted to violently threaten to beat him up, Luo Guanjie would cry pitifully that he couldn't take care of himself because he saved himself.Suo Lantu gave up, let him go, as long as he is not allowed to wear women's clothes and jump off his clothes, he can bear the rest as long as he can.

Luo Guanjie was in a very good mood, his arms were still hanging around his neck, but it didn't prevent him from getting nervous in the co-pilot at all.

Suo Lantu was merciless this time, wishing he could kick the accelerator directly into the fuel tank. Luo Guanjie seemed to be used to such fast speed. He used to be so scared that he screamed, but now he is so addicted to shouting directly from the co-pilot.

"Aren't you afraid?"

"Haha, who do you look down on? I also have a sports car with a garage in Beijing, okay? It's just that I don't like drag racing. My life is precious, but I suddenly discovered that driving fast is really exciting."

This car is too old and has no bluetooth function at all. Luo Guanjie turned on the player, as if he had entered an Internet cafe in a county town, and all kinds of old-fashioned golden songs were played in turn. Like brainwashing, you will involuntarily sing along next time it is played, and the two of them will return to Baishigou with Legend of Phoenix.

"By the way, did Aunt Fat ask me?"

Luo Guanjie passed by the fat aunt's house and wanted to go in, but when he thought about his current appearance, he was afraid that the fat aunt would be worried, so he went straight back to the farm.

"Don't ask, it will be spread all over the village the next day."

Luo Guanjie was a little curious, whether his heroic actions have been widely praised by everyone. The fat aunt called a few times recently, crying at first, until she was sure that her arms and legs were in their original positions. Fat aunt Aunt didn't continue to worry.

Luo Guanjie's arm is inconvenient, but his life is much more convenient. For example, he doesn't need to spit out the skins when eating grapes. Inner pipe.

Although Suolantu was not as careful in taking care of people as he was in taking care of pigs at the beginning, after Luo Guanjie's careful attention, he now knows that he doesn't like ginger, prefers to drink black tea, and doesn't like sweets, and likes to use low-temperature water for bathing, Solan Tu secretly increased the water temperature on the grounds of catching a cold a few times, but Luo Guanjie still insisted that bathing in cold water is healthier.Now he doesn't even have to wash his hair himself, he even blows and washes it all the way.

Sometimes Luo Guanjie even thought about how to slow down the recovery of his arm. This kind of personal nanny who doesn't have to pay wages is so comfortable.

The farm has been busy recently because of Luo Guanjie's order. Fat aunt is on sick leave, Luo Guanjie is injured, and the main labor force is getting less and less. So Lantu joined everyone non-stop when he came back, preparing to screen the first batch of supplies.

Sitting on the balcony on the second floor, Luo Guanjie was eating the longan peeled by Suolantu and drinking a sip of tea, overlooking the entire farm. Luo Guanjie had the illusion that he was sitting on the whole country. He and the emperor were almost surrounded by wives and concubines.

Thinking of this, he recalled carefully, how long has he been abstinent?Ever since he came out of Beijing, he has been jumping around all the time, until today, squinting his eyes, he can't help but miss his previous obscene life again.

Some things can be done by others, and some things can't be done. Except for shitting, it's probably the little Xiaojie who is suffocating. When he is full of warmth and thoughts, Luo Guanjie thinks that the last time he engaged in such an activity was to collect sperm for pigs.Luo Guanjie decided to relive his old dreams tonight and pick up his increasingly unfamiliar skills.

In the evening, he finished his meal early and took a quick shower. Anyway, it's hot now, except for drying his hair, he will dry it naturally at other times.He returned to the room with his wet upper body and shorts on his lower body. It was such a beautiful day that he had to meet the long-cherished enlightenment teacher again.

As soon as Luo Guanjie entered the room, he locked the door and drew the curtains. The atmosphere and temperature were just right. Unfortunately, he injured his habitual hand, but it didn't matter, everyone said that it would be fresh to change hands.

Luo Guanjie seldom turns on the computer, and he lacks earphones. He doesn't play games very much here, and he seems to have a fulfilling life without the Internet every day.

Everything was ready, he opened the dusty folder that had been hidden for a long time, who is better today, he has many goddesses in his heart, but his taste has always been very stable, he likes beautiful breasts, so he opened the number one goddess in his heart Hatano Yui, there is no The way, it's like many men can never let go of their first love. Even though there are so many famous pornography in the back, he still can't forget the excitement when he watched the teacher's work for the first time.

The scene became more and more intense. Luo Guanjie, the land that had been dry for several months, was raining after a long drought. He felt that his mouth was parched and his blood was rushing to his lower body.

Luo Guanjie had just put his left hand into his pants, and after a few movements, someone knocked on the door suddenly.This was something Luo Guanjie never expected. How could he see someone at this time, he stopped hurriedly, and shouted angrily at the door:

"What are you doing, you're asleep."

"Change the medicine."

Fuck, forgot, Luo Guanjie was too impatient, he forgot that he had to change his medicine when he came back today, he didn't remember, but his "secretary" remembered it clearly.

So Lantu worked for a long time, had a meal, and took a shower, only to realize that he hadn't changed Luo Guanjie's dressing yet. This man lay down very early today, and Suo Lantu was afraid that he would feel uncomfortable.

In fact, Luo Guanjie's situation can be observed for a few days. Suolantu is afraid that there will be some sequelae caused by poor care when he comes back, and he will feel sorry for the rest of his life. What's more, if there is something really wrong, Luo Guanjie will never shut up in his life.

"Ah, I'm already asleep if I don't change it."

Luo Guanjie was propped up below, and he almost didn't get scared when the door slammed just now, if this damn left a shadow on him, what if there are obstacles in the future!Luo Guanjie cursed in his heart, but couldn't explain it clearly.

"No, open the door, the medicine must be changed."

Luo Guanjie understands Solantu's temper, you can make jokes about small things, but as long as it involves nature, he will never back down, if he doesn't open the door, Solantu can knock until tomorrow morning.

Luo Guanjie hurriedly got up and unlocked the door, then quickly ran to the bed, wrapped himself in a towel like a cocoon, and lay on the bed.

Suo Lantu heard the door knock, but no one opened the door. He pushed the door and walked in. Luo Guanjie wrapped himself up tightly on such a hot day, pretending to be nestled on the bed, his eyes were wide open, and he didn't know what to do. It's not like sleeping. If something goes wrong, it needs to be weird.

"Fever?" Seeing his appearance, Suo Lantu poked his hand, his forehead was wet, but there was no fever at all.

"No."

"Then you come out."

"Sorry, just change it like this."

Luo Guanjie's tent was so high, how could he get out, even if he was killed today, he would die on the bed, under the quilt.

Suo Lantu was also unwilling to argue with him about these trivial matters, so he moved a chair and sat by the bed, while Luo Guanjie was naked and sat on his upper body with one leg propped up.

Suo Lantu has learned a very professional technique of changing dressings in the hospital these days. The little nurse at the nurse station taught him with all his heart. gauze.Finally wiped it carefully with alcohol, and Luo Guanjie gasped in pain:

"Slow down, slow down, it hurts, it hurts."

Luo Guanjie didn't know what was wrong these days, he was very delicate, and changed the masculinity in front of Fan Linlin.

"Be patient."

So Lantu's expression was cold, but every time Luo Guanjie said it hurt, his heart twitched, as if to remind him again that all this was caused by him.

"Oh, it's okay, it's okay, it won't work here, it hurts too much." On the one hand, Luo Guanjie really felt the pain, and more importantly, he wanted to send the person away quickly. He kept carrying him like this, the summer quilt was too thin, and it was impossible to protect him. Dress up.

"No, clean it up, the temperature is high in summer, sweating is easy to breed bacteria, let it dry before applying the medicine."

Luo Guanjie was also puzzled, the more nervous he was, why couldn't this go on, he was so anxious that he broke out in sweat:

"Almost, I'm sleepy, finish it quickly, I want to sleep."

Suo Latu felt that Luo Guanjie was very abnormal today. He usually waited on him by himself, and he was always looking for trouble, or finding trouble for nothing. What tiredness.

"What are you doing here? Chasing me away in such a hurry?"

"No...no, what are you talking about, I'm sleepy."

Luo Guanjie was nervous for a moment, and deliberately yawned insincerely, which made Suo Lantu even more convinced that this person was lying.

Seeing the earphones and computer on the table, Suo Lantu seemed to understand something. Just as he was about to stand up, Luo Guanjie became anxious and stood up directly, but accidentally tore off the earphone cable.

Afterwards, the sound of babbling and pronouncing filled the whole room. Luo Guanjie didn't know what face was for a long time, but he never imagined that he could develop such a novel and unique way of overturning the car.

Suo Lantu looked at Luo Guanjie with his upper body bare and his lower body still expressing his affirmation of the work. His face was ashen. He actually wanted to get a tissue just now. When it came to the high court part, both of them were so caught off guard that they didn't know what to do next.

In the end, it was Solantu who spoke:

"closed."

Fortunately, Luo Guanjie's blood had hit his lower body, and his face remained the same. As long as Luo Guanjie is not embarrassed, it will be someone else who is embarrassed:

"What are you pretending for? I'll just watch a movie. There's no fuss."

Suolantu is not a gentleman, but he really can't stand two men listening to AV□□ together, he sternly shouted:

"If you don't turn it off, I'll make it turn off forever."

Luo Guanjie reached out his hand to pause the playback, and slapped his butt on the bed, looking like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water:

"Come on, don't you want to change your medicine?"

Suo Lantu told himself to concentrate on changing the medicine, but he couldn't ignore Luo Guanjie's towering shorts. Luo Guanjie saw that Suo Lantu was more embarrassed than himself, so he decided that this person was a baby, and couldn't help teasing:

"Hey, let me say, don't you have much experience? When the time comes, who will you be with Lin Shuai?"

The author has something to say: Lan Lan: I have never been so speechless in my life.

Ronaldinho: They are all men, who told you to come in at the wrong time. (I have lost all my face in front of you for the rest of my life, what did I say?