President, it's time to feed the pigs

Uncle Bai arranged the pigs in the pen next door, and the pomp looked like a draft in the palace, and they were driven in one by one in order.

The sows are in estrus, and the boars have a keen sense of smell. Once they enter this room, they start to be restless. However, the C male pig selected this time is impatient but not organized.

Uncle Bai calmed down the restless boar, locked the two strangers together, and tried to get to know each other first and enhance their relationship.

In the end, I don’t know whether it’s because the sows are too arrogant or the boars are too clumsy. This sow has always been very gentle and pleasant, but when she sees these boars, she becomes emotional, either kicking or opening her mouth to bite. The runaway state made the other three frown.

Luo Guanjie thought this sow was very cute before, but who would have thought that she would be a chaste pig:

"If you didn't like it, you didn't like it. Why are you beating people? You're a bit of a shrew."

Uncle Bai shook his head: "It's hard to handle. I haven't fully adapted to the new environment of this sow, and this boar is inexperienced, so it may make it anxious. If it doesn't work, replace it with an experienced one."

"Don't worry, all men in c are impatient. Who hasn't had the first time? Give them a chance. It's useless to exchange pigs. I didn't expect that the sows in Auntie Fatty's family have seen the world."

Luo Guanjie had no intention of speaking, but Suo Lantu felt that this was secretly poking at himself:

"This sow is also mating|mating for the first time. In addition, the environment has changed. Even if you find an experienced one, it may not be successful. Don't just think about the boar."

Uncle Bai nodded and continued to drive the pigs step by step. The rest of the boars went around without exception, and some of them were overturned by the sows before they got close. The wild genes in their bones made it impossible for the boars to attack.

The sow finally got tired of tossing and lying on the ground, but as long as the boar got close, she would be kicking and digging without any cooperation.

After tossing until it was almost dark, the three of them felt that the plan might have to change, and the fat aunt wanted to come over to see the situation after finishing the meal:

"Uncle Bai, what's the matter, I heard it doesn't seem to be going well?"

"Yeah, this sow looks very docile in your house. I don't know why she came here to be a bit cynical. The key point is that when the boar didn't come, she was fine. As long as the boar came in, she became very Aggressive."

"Actually, it shouldn't be. This sow was obedient when I was raising it. Although I haven't given birth to a cub before, I just brought it back because I heard others say that the cubs of this breed are resistant to disease and easy to feed. .”

"Who did you hear that from?" Uncle Bai asked.

"Pig seller." The fat aunt replied in a straightforward manner.

All three of them are sweating, who can say that their own pigs are not good for this pig seller.Fat aunt was cheated in nine out of ten cases, but in fact, this situation is not considered cheating, after all, most of the pigs are raised manually, and the three of them are ready to let Luo Guanjie show his skills again

Uncle Bai looked at the next room and sent a message:

"There is the last one left. If it doesn't work, we have to use the old method. It's not bad, it's just that one more day of delay will reduce the chance of conception."

Uncle Bai turned around and drove out the last contestant. The selection of breeding boars does not require fat, and generally they are well-proportioned.Luo Guanjie felt that this pig seemed familiar at first glance, and when he got closer, he found that there was indeed a flower pattern on the pig's buttocks.

"Is this the one I grew up with?" Luo Guanjie was a little excited.

"Yes, don't look at its congenital deficiency, its physical condition is not the best, but it has strong resistance, especially the guy is very suitable for being a breeding pig. This pig is a bit wild, it is not big, and it is invincible in all pig farms." Uncle Bai seemed to like this little pig very much, as he spoke, he ran along the mane on the boar's back.

"Come here, let me see, the one I raised must follow me."

Luo Guanjie felt that he hadn't seen it for a long time. In the eyes of outsiders, pigs and pigs looked similar, but after half a year of hard work in the pig farm, Luo Guanjie could easily distinguish each pig in the pig farm. Some have crooked ears, some have big eyes, and some have small hooves.

He can be regarded as the most beautiful man on the pig farm. Apart from his well-proportioned body and pink color, even his facial features are very iconic, and he can debut as a pig model.

Before Luo Guanjie came to the boar's side, the boar seemed to recognize him first, and took a few steps towards him quickly. After smelling it, the pig's nose was very sharp, and he immediately recognized that this was an acquaintance. Rubbing his neck against Luo Guanjie's legs, Luo Guanjie squatted down, stroked the pig's ears, and said:

"I didn't expect you to know me. Okay, I didn't feed you in vain. They say that if you survive a catastrophe, you will have blessings. You see, you have been rough since birth. Not only have you not been slaughtered for meat, but now you are looking for a wife Son. Other pigs don’t have this kind of treatment. They only produce seeds and can’t see their daughter-in-law. Today is your night of breaking C. A bunch of us are here to cheer for you. Don’t lose the chain. The one inside is not good Serve, keep your eyes high. The group of pig brothers you just had were all kicked by others, and some of them didn’t even smell the smell. When you go in, you have to be bold and careful. Be a gentleman if you should be a gentleman. Be stubborn, whether you can become your daughter-in-law depends on your wrist, your success is related to the fate of our entire pig farm."

Luo Guanjie turned a matching pig into a [-]-day swearing-in meeting, mobilizing before the game, encouraging brainwashing, and he didn't know if he understood.

Before leaving, Luo Guanjie patted the pig's butt, and the boar entered the pen after grunting twice.

This pig is different from the previous ones. It didn’t hurry to get close to the sow, but walked around the pigpen a few times. The sow opened her eyes to look at it at first, but after a few turns, she didn’t get close , she also relaxed and closed her eyes.

Luo Guanjie muttered to the side: "Damn it, you bastard, if you can learn from me by one percent, you won't be so far away. You're the one, look at you, I'm going to get angry, and I'll tell you so much psychology for nothing." Tactics. You are one of those who can’t keep up with the heat even if you eat shit. I see that you are not blocked by a circle, and you can hide on the mountain, cowardly.”

While Luo Guanjie scolded, Suolantu looked at him. Just now, he insinuated that he was C male, and now he boasted that he had rich experience. Suolantu gritted his teeth:

"What did you learn from me? The Overlord will force his bow?"

"I don't do that kind of thing. How could it not be what you want? It's just a fun thing to do this kind of thing. It's boring to play this really."

Luo Guanjie didn't notice the jealousy in Solantu's eyes at all, what he was worried about now was whether that cowardly pig was not as good as the previous ones, and was kicked out without even being beaten.

On the other hand, Suo Lantu looked at Luo Guanjie and said boldly, "He never pushes hard." Was he bitten by a pig before his first kiss?He also said, "It's really boring to play this game", it is simply shameless!In other words, in Luo Guanjie's eyes, forcibly kissing himself is not hard at all, and he must have practiced it in actual combat to be even more extreme! !

When Suo Lantu thought that Luo Guanjie was so "slutty" before and had close contact with so many people, his teeth itched with anger. He would avenge this sooner or later. Now he has no choice but to stand forward to block Luo Guanjie's attack. vision.

"What are you doing? You didn't stand in such a big place, but you stood in front of me, blocking me." Luo Guanjie said dissatisfied.

"Don't look at it." So Lantu was angry.

"Why, the pig I raised, I have to see its 'becoming a pig'. I want to see how stupid it is. It can't even handle a sow, stupid pig, stupid pig, you deserve it If C man dies, if he doesn't break C today, I will kill you and eat meat."

Luo Guanjie threatened Suo Lantu viciously while pulling Suo Lantu. Suo Lantu was taller than him, and Suo Lantu would block him wherever he stood.

Finally he gave up.Just put his chin on Sorantu's shoulder, anyway, he used to do this a lot in the past, every time he got tired from walking and Sorantu wanted to leave him, he just clung to him with a shameless face, letting him carry his head like this, It was in this way that he discovered the secret that Solanto's cotton clothes are more comfortable to wipe sweat.

It was strange to say that every time Luo Guanjie put his head on Suo Lantu's shoulder, Suo Lantu became honest and stopped moving around, letting him be so dependent.

"You coward, hurry up. I haven't eaten yet, and I'm so hungry. If I can't watch your sex scene, I'll stew you. Now I see you as a dish, braised pig's trotters, Charcoal-grilled pork belly, spicy sausage!"

The boar was unmoved, and still paced inside, Luo Guanjie was completely impatient:

"You useless thing, if you don't make it today, I will compile your crap into a story collection and play it on a 24-hour loop in the pig farm. I will see how you will hang around in this circle in the future. Big brother, forget it I beg you, will it work? As long as you do this today, you will be the number one hero of the pig farm in the future, and you will be named 'Tianpeng', and all the gilts in the pig farm will be selected by you first."

I don't know if the pig understood what Luo Guanjie said, or if it finally saw the right moment.This time the boar did not continue to wander around the periphery, but tentatively leaned towards the sow, but the sow did not respond.

It took a few more steps forward, and this time the sow opened her eyes vigilantly, and she had almost recovered, and stood up.The boar was very sensible, and rubbed against the back of the sow, and the sow turned around, showing a faint tendency to get angry.

The boar sniffed carefully. The sow stood with her mane on her back, wanting to get angry. The boar was very quick and pushed the sow to the wall. This time it was amazing that the sow did not resist violently.The boar rubbed his nose against the sow's chin and ears again to show his goodwill, and the two pigs seemed to see each other right away, and the small flame of love between the two pigs ignited instantly.

"Hey, look, what I said, it's no wonder that I raised it, follow me, this is really a pig chosen by the heavens, a domineering president, wall-dong, both kind and powerful, trying to appease, looks suave, and is good at using gentleness Offensive, this means there is no woman who does not fall, ah, no, sow."

Luo Guanjie seemed to be possessed by Zhao Zhongxiang, except that he was explaining the Agricultural Science and Education Channel and babbled in Suorantu's ear for a long time.

In the circle, there are love pigs who finally get married, loving Yulu, Luo Guanjie feels that he is about to hold back something wrong, even watching an animal porn, he is almost showing Y to himself.

He reluctantly raised his head that was almost on Sorantu's shoulder. Every time he leaned against Sorantu, there was actually another reason. He always felt that Sorantu's body smelled good. He put on the perfume secretly, but later found out that there was no such scent. The nonsense just now was too selfless, and he couldn't help but get close. He felt that Suolantu's ears were red from behind?

The author has something to say: I am busy like a hamster!Running non-stop, flying early tomorrow morning, I hope I don't update so late~ My little friend who is waiting for me is also true love!