President, it's time to feed the pigs

Luo Guanjie, who has always used the first-class VIP passage, saw so many people queuing up for the first time. After all, this is one of the few trains leading to that remote village, and the people who take this train are either elderly people who are not in a hurry , or a middle-aged man who is reluctant to spend money, there are very few young people like him, looking around, there is really no one else except that idiot who had trouble with him just now and his classmate.

The air conditioner in the waiting room seemed to be recirculating wind, not only floating sticky air, but also mixed with the smell of sweat and instant noodles. Luo Guanjie really wanted to be a deserter, but the last trace of reason told him that since he agreed , If you don't go, you have to go.

Watching most of the ticket-checking crowd go in, Luo Guanjie slowly pushed the suitcase forward, and the ticket-checker watched as the departure time was approaching and held up a loudspeaker:

"Dongshan 2258 times, is there any more, take two quick steps, and drive right away."

Luo Guanjie took out his ID card and the ticket, but the ticket inspector didn't even look up, and said:

"Hurry up, hurry up, I don't know how to be in a hurry, go down and get in the car first, and I'm looking for the compartment."

Luo Guanjie has tall legs and long legs, and he stepped into the carriage within a few steps. He thought the smell of the waiting room was already very good. Unexpectedly, he stepped into the carriage with one foot, and Luo Guanjie regretted not washing his hair with Hermès perfume today. The smell almost made him get off the car, Luo Guanjie was urged by the conductor to step into the carriage, this gesture seemed to be generous to justice instead of simply taking a sleeper.

I don't know if it was too late to book the ticket. Jiang Xun, a bastard, actually booked himself a hard sleeper. There are six people in a small unit, and he is actually a middle berth. , sat down on the bed, and originally wanted to call and scold Jiang Xun to vent, but suddenly, he couldn't get up his strength. From the moment his father fell down, his good life came to an abrupt end. Going beyond his expectations, scolding Jiang Xun every day, and now he can't scold anything new, he suddenly feels a little resigned to his fate.

Before Luo Guanjie finished complaining about himself, he felt a voice in his head:

"Occupied someone else's seat and still can't get up."

Luo Guanjie was in a bad mood at first, and the road to enemies was narrow. Just now that little boy appeared in front of him again. Luo Guanjie didn't raise his head, and said angrily:

"I want to know that you are the one who forced me to sit. If you ask me to sit, I won't sit."

The farmer brother who followed Solantu hurriedly smoothed things over:

"It doesn't matter, this is my seat, everyone can sit, it doesn't matter."

Luo Guanjie was anxious to turn pale just now, this big brother, who would have thought that he would repay grievances with kindness so quickly, no matter how thick-skinned he was, he couldn't sit still, stood up and walked out, big brother didn't know if he was wrong again In other words, he still wanted to keep Luo Guanjie, but was stopped by Suolantu:

"He is so noble, sitting in the aisle is in line with his status."

The eldest brother could see that Suolantu was not friendly to Luo Guanjie, so he couldn't say much.

The other three people were sitting in their lower berths. This is a slow train that must stop at every station. Most people are unwilling to choose this kind of transportation. There are only short-distance passengers going up and down in the car. The four of them may be one of the few to reach the destination. travelers.

Luo Guanjie sat alone on a chair in the corridor of the sleeper car, wearing earphones to isolate himself from the world, while the other three sat in the sleeper car affectionately and prepared to start dinner.

"Thank you very much today, young man. Speaking of which, you are not much older than my boss, as long as my boss is as successful as you."

The farmer brother said while digging out a lot of food from his bag, all made by himself, although it is not just out of the pot, but at the meal time, whoever takes out a bowl of egg and pork shredded sauce will immediately dominate the whole row In the carriage, the fragrance seems to have grown legs, and it goes straight into the nose.

"I wanted to call you big brother, but your son is about the same age as us. It would be a bit of an advantage for us to call you big brother. Let's call you uncle."

Lin Shuai usually has a good relationship. He wears a pair of glasses and smiles with two small canine teeth. He is indescribably childish, but he is especially attracted to girls. , Girls prefer considerate and practical boyfriends.

"I told you to read a joke. People in the countryside get married early. In fact, in the city, you can indeed call me big brother, but it's up to you to call me whatever you like. I don't care about that."

While talking, the farmer brother dug out a pack of washed and cut vegetables and a roll of dried tofu from his bag. He wiped his hands with a towel and asked, as if afraid of being disgusted by others:

"Both of you haven't eaten, have you? If you don't dislike it, you can eat with me. I cook a lot. I made it myself before I got on the bus at noon."

Suo Lantu originally didn't want to accept unfamiliar food, but before he opened his mouth to refuse, Lin Shuai couldn't wait to respond:

"Great, I just wanted to ask, who brought cucumbers, I'm so hungry, do you know, Fan Linlin's family also eats this, I ate it once, it's delicious."

Mentioning Fan Linlin, Suo Lantu, who was originally in good spirits, immediately drooped his face. He didn't know that Lin Shuai and Fan Linlin were not married, but Fan Linlin had already graduated for a year, and Lin Shuai was still so obsessed with it. , So Lantu had no choice but to say indifferently:

"Really? The senior sister has graduated long ago, and she probably got married when she returned to her hometown."

"No, don't talk nonsense, Linlin took the teacher qualification test last year and became a teacher this year. Hehe, I didn't expect her to be single."

Speaking of Fan Linlin being single, Lin Shuai couldn't hide his brows. Suo Lantu, who was still a little hungry, saw Lin Shuai smiling so happily, and his stomach was full instantly.

"Oh, senior sister is so good, there must be many people pursuing her, maybe I didn't tell you."

Speaking of this question, it was Lin Shuai's turn to collapse this time, and he stopped laughing and drooped his eyes:

"Yeah, I've been looking for her recently, and she's not very enthusiastic about replying to my messages. I don't know if it's because she's too busy at work or it's inconvenient."

Looking at Lin Shuai who looked like an eggplant, Suo Lantu was angry and distressed. This wood cared so much about others, but he couldn't see the people around him clearly.From the very beginning, Suolantu had hoped that Lin Shuai would suddenly be enlightened one day and understand his own intentions, but until today, he knew that even if Lin Shuai was struck by the nine-day thunderbolt, he would still regard himself as a good brother, absolutely nothing. Two hearts.

"This is not the graduation season, she should be very busy, she may not have time, don't think about it, you are not hungry, eat quickly."

The elder brother of the farmer who has been silently rolling the dried tofu grinned:

"Yes, you are such a good boy, that girl will definitely choose you, don't think so much, come and try."

Hearing the encouragement from the eldest brother, Lin Shuai, who is naturally optimistic, was full of energy in an instant, and took a big bite of the dried tofu roll that the eldest brother rolled:

"good to eat!"

The atmosphere in the private room was harmonious, and the food was delicious. Although Luo Guanjie was full of messy things in his heart, his stomach was empty. He didn't know if he was greedy for others' food. The aroma of cucumbers mixed with egg sauce has caused the gluttons in his stomach to overwhelm him. He clearly knows that this is the cheapest food. Maybe the cooking conditions are extremely unhygienic, but he seems to be back in elementary school, and he is greedy for the deep-fried food at the school gate. Skewers, the dirtier the more fragrant.

Luo Guanjie looked at the last ray of the sunset into the sky, and it would be a lie to say that he didn't have any feelings. There were four people in a box, and the other three sat around chatting and eating intimately. He seemed to be isolated, even if it was true. Isolation, Luo Guanjie didn't want to admit it, out of sight, out of mind, tired for most of the day, even though he was rejecting this carriage, he saw a kind of flat bed now, and he was going to climb to the middle berth to lie down.

The other three people were full and ready to pack their food. Luo Guanjie got up with a serious face. The elder brother was still a little embarrassed and wanted to open his mouth to ask Luo Guanjie if he wanted to eat. Suo Lantu could see that the elder brother was soft-hearted, so he stopped him: "Don't ask, such a high-level person can't eat this. If it is ruined by someone else, I can't afford it."

Although Luo Guanjie was wearing earphones, he couldn't stand Suolantu telling him loudly on purpose. Luo Guanjie was so greedy that he had to endure other people's cynicism. From the corner of his eye, he looked at the last roll of dried tofu in his elder brother's hand and swallowed two mouthfuls in his heart. Drooling, he pretended not to care and took off his shoes directly.

Luo Guanjie has always dressed himself according to the star airport show. Today, when he went out, he wore a pair of dark slacks. Although it was casual, he still chose a pair of the most slim-fitting and long-legged style. These pants sit Standing is no problem, but the designer did not consider that people wearing tens of thousands of trousers will climb sleepers, so Luo Guanjie, who is inexperienced in life, climbed halfway up the bed, and he faintly felt that he was careless.

Luo Guanjie has never sat on a sleeper berth, let alone a middle berth, so how to climb into the berth has become his first problem to overcome.He is tall, so if he climbs too high, he has to bend over and bend his body hard to climb in. If he climbs too low, he has to kneel down with his legs raised. If he is a stranger, stepping on the lower bunk is not a big deal, but He had just formed a relationship with someone, and he was too embarrassed to bow his head so quickly, so he chose to make a living by himself.

He tried to climb two steps for the first time. Sure enough, he was a bit super tall. Luo Guanjie's motor skills were not bad, but his body flexibility was indeed his major shortcoming. I had to raise my legs high to put my long legs into the middle bunk. In this way, the quality of this pair of high-end slacks was really tested.

Luo Guanjie thought about it again and again, and went down another level. If he had to split his long legs anyway, it would be better to maintain the burden of being an idol. He was going to believe in the power of money. Would it be possible to split the crotch of tens of thousands of pants?

"Brother, it's delicious. Let me clean it up for you." Lin Shuai was satisfied, swallowed the last mouthful of dried tofu, and started to help his brother clean up the table.

The eldest brother hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, I've packed everything. We'll go wash our hands later. Xiao Suo is here to check the luggage."

As soon as the words were finished, the eldest brother and Lin Shuai went to the bathroom with the garbage after eating, and only Luo Guanjie and Suolantu were left in the private room.

Suo Lantu judged from Luo Guanjie's clumsy posture that this person must have never sat on a sleeper berth a few times. The reason why he chose the lower berth was because the middle berth was not friendly to his height. He seemed to be watching a circus with monkeys. Interestedly waiting for Luo Guanjie to make a fool of himself.

Luo Guanjie felt the provocative gaze from the lower berth, he loves face the most, at this time the male's desire to win and lose would never allow him to lose the chain at this time, so he grabbed the handle of the guardrail with one hand, supported the penis with the other, and took a deep breath , striding forward with the long left leg, he wanted to kneel at the end of the middle bunk first, but unexpectedly, he was too naive after all, he also sewed the high-end trousers stitch by thread, he was not indestructible at all, he was almost With a span of 110 degrees, it is a wild test of the bottom limit of what people can bear.

Although his expression is calm, in fact, there are faint cracks on his face like an iron wall, and the faint sound of tearing can be heard from the crotch, reminding him all the time that if he doesn't give up the support of his right foot, he will be 20 years younger in a moment, Going back to his childhood, living the days of wearing open crotch pants, facing the situation where advances will be beaten, and retreats will be the best, Luo Guanjie probably greeted the Hermès family more than [-] times in his heart.

Luo Guanjie relied on perseverance and arm strength to hang at the end of the middle bunk.From a distance, it looks like bacon hanging at home during the Chinese New Year, and from a close look, it looks like a hemiplegia patient undergoing rehabilitation training.Luo Guanjie had to admit that he had grown up, and in such an embarrassing situation, he had already begun to calm down.

Luo Guanjie was about to climb up in one go, when a child bounced and ran past the sleeper corridor, the child was restless, a gust of wind passed by, but this gust of wind blew impartially on Luo Guanjie's precarious right foot, completely lost the support of his feet, his hands He also lost his strength, Luo Guanjie's eyes went dark, let's destroy it, he doesn't want to live today anyway.