President, it's time to feed the pigs

Uncle Bai didn't know if he saw the embarrassment on the faces of the two of them just now, so he replied:

"came back."

"Ah, no, I have something to do when I come back. By the way, I heard that the sow at Fat Aunt's house has given birth. I haven't seen the piglets for a long time. I don't know if this kind of piglets with wild blood can be well fed. .”

Luo Guanjie saw that Uncle Bai seemed to be going to the pigsty, so he waved his hands behind him and asked Suolantu to carry the things in the car upstairs, and he followed Uncle Bai to the pigsty.

The renovated piglet house is in better condition than before, and it feels warm when you enter.

"Oh, it's warmer this time, and the piglets and sows can do less crime."

Luo Guanjie inspected them one by one. Now there are a lot of sows of childbearing age in the pen, and some of them are ready to give birth. He walked to the end of the pen and came to the sows of the fat aunt's house. The piglets who were suckling the milk, and the rest had already started crawling around after eating and drinking.

"Your husband's name is Tianpeng, so you can only be called Chang'e. Don't tell me, your litter is really strong."

Luo Guanjie walked all the way down, and other ordinary piglets huddled around the sow or the warm lamp. Chang'e's children slept in the place closest to the door of the pen, and all of them slept very casually, and they were a little bigger than their peers. lock up.

At first, Uncle Bai put this sow in the center of the pen. I don’t know if it’s because of her natural cold tolerance. Sometimes the sow is too dry to sleep and eat in the pen. Instead, she changed her current position, and both she and the piglets stopped. Not a lot.

When Uncle Bai talked about Piggy, his tone and eyes were much gentler:

"Yeah, I didn't expect this litter to have so many litters, and they're all quite strong. It's just that there are too many cubs, and they fight fiercely. Sometimes if you don't pay attention, the ones above will pull out the smaller ones below."

Luo Guanjie saw that there were indeed a few relatively smaller ones, and Uncle Bai was beating a few domineering piggies.

"Master, let me come."

Luo Guanjie didn't even change his clothes, so he quickly disinfected and started working.

"Uncle Bai, when I come back this time, I want to continue selling bacon. The profit is quite high, and I want to help us open up sales through the Internet."

Uncle Bai didn't raise his head. Although he had always been lukewarm towards everyone, Luo Guanjie's performance last year had already helped him win the approval of everyone, including Uncle Bai.

"Then plan early, don't let that old fellow Xu eat free rice here and upset me."

The combined age of these two uncles is more than a hundred years old. After a new year, it seems that the relationship between the two has become much closer.

"Uncle Xu, it's not easy for him. That prodigal son killed him. At the beginning, I made a mistake and let that kid run away. If I should send him to the detention center now, Uncle Xu doesn't know what evil he did back then. , to have such a product at the stall, I really owe him in my previous life."

Uncle Bai sighed, but did not answer. Now that Luo Guanjie understood Uncle Bai's temper, he continued:

"Master, does this piggy still have to be watched?"

"Well, you have to eat snacks in the first week. Most of the piglets are weak, except for a few, and most of the losses are caused by accidental crushing by sows. Therefore, we have to take a look at it now."

"Thank you for your hard work, I'll come tonight."

"Don't you want to get some nets? You should rest first. Two days ago, Old Xu came to watch. I just came today. I wait for the person on duty to come. Let's change it slowly."

Luo Guanjie was indeed a little tired. As soon as he went out, he saw Solantu preparing to come over.

"How is it?" Sorantu asked.

"It's all good. Uncle Bai is watching. Let's have a good rest tonight. We will arrange for people to come over tomorrow and the day after tomorrow to take turns. Then we will quickly plan the content of the live broadcast."

The two returned to the room while discussing. Luo Guanjie started to send messages to Xiaoxi without taking off his clothes, asking about the live broadcast preparations and what content the audience would like to watch.

Xiaoxi felt that she couldn't understand the message, so she dialed the phone back. Luo Guanjie was so frightened that he almost lost his grip, so he answered:

"Hello? Xiaoxi, I'm sorry."

"It's okay, Brother Jie, I can't explain it in a few words. Let me remind you. You can understand it yourself. After all, male and female anchors are good at different things. Some female anchors put on makeup and sit while others keep brushing gifts. It is more difficult for male anchors, and they need some means to retain viewers."

Luo Guanjie hastily dug out his little notebook, and Xiaoxi wrote it down while talking to him.

"Brother Jie, turn on the computer now, and look at the comments under your account, as well as the crowd of fans."

Luo Guanjie did as he did. He hadn't looked at his account for a long time. He didn't expect it to be updated frequently. The most recent one was a photo of the train station back to Dongshan. kind of scream.

Luo Guanjie frowned and read several comments, he could no longer understand the brain circuit of contemporary female netizens:

"Xiaoxi, what's going on, I didn't do anything, just a random scenery, random talk, what they kept shouting, I feel noisy through the screen."

Xiaoxi chuckled over there, and said:

"Brother Jie, you don't understand now. Girls are like this now. Although you are not an entertainment star, most of you are girlfriend fans. You just imagine that you are their boyfriend or something, so you Seeing them call you "brother" and "husband", it doesn't matter what they call you, they are mainly obsessed with your appearance."

Luo Guanjie knows that he is a female killer, so far there is no woman he can't take down, but he has never been sought after on such a large scale, he is a little uncertain:

"Then what can I do, I can't just sit there when the broadcast starts, how can I sell things?"

"Brother Jie, don't be impatient, listen to me, I also chase stars, my brother is a handsome guy, do you know when the handsome guy is the most attractive?"

Luo Guanjie shook his head, he is a straight man, he thinks the handsome guy who fascinates him the most is Suolantu, he can't tell the truth: abdominal muscles, chest muscles are indescribable, right?Even if he can afford it, the website can't.

After thinking about it again and again, Luo Guanjie still spoke cryptically:

"Ah? Striptease? I don't know how to do it. You can't be humiliated if you kill a scholar. Don't make me look like a prostitute. I can't do it, I can't do it."

Ren Wu sat next to Xiaoxi, Luo Guanjie was so stupid that even he couldn't listen to him:

"Luo Er Er, what the hell are you called Er Er? Are you really only Er Er? Are you being stupid in Dongshan? Don't you know how women think? Didn't you love to pretend to be serious before? Now the little girl is This is good."

Xiaoxi couldn't bear to continue to laugh, so she had no choice but to explain seriously:

"I think handsome guys are most attractive when they don't think they are handsome. They are so approachable and approachable, making others feel no sense of distance. Simply put, they don't have the burden of being an idol. Brother Jie, you are very approachable. I don't worry about that. There is another one, which is the cute contrast. For example, my brother interacts with his pets, and brings relatives’ children. You will unconsciously bring yourself into that feeling, and imagine that this is the married life of you and your husband. , Oh, how do I say that feeling..."

Before Xiaoxi finished speaking, Ren Wu had already started to feel sour:

"How to say? It's just that these people are pure-brained. They are separated by hundreds of thousands of miles, and they pose casually across from each other. They are good guys, as if they have been possessed by evil spirits. They hold their mobile phones and chatter. Show off to their sisters, 'Look at my husband', 'Look at my brother', full of nonsense, and even more excessive, you don't even know to go to a scene, yelling, so that my eardrum is pierced , and then there are those who fainted, in short, I feel that the psychiatric hospital opened an outpatient clinic at the door, caught ten of them, and none of them were misdiagnosed."

Luo Guanjie could hear that Ren Wu was jealous, Xiaoxi was naturally not happy:

"What do you know, brother is so good, of course it's worth it, brother Jie, don't listen to him, a straight man doesn't understand anything."

Luo Guanjie muttered in his heart, although he was not very straight, he didn't quite understand, but he still catered to him, saying:

"Yeah, Ren Wu, don't be so sour there. If you look at a girl, your bones will crumble. If you look at her, the girl just wants to call the police. Jealousy is jealousy. Why don't you admit it?"

"Who is jealous? You say I'm jealous of those sissies? I can kill three of them with one punch."

Xiaoxi didn't want Ren Wu to interrupt, so she coaxed people to wash strawberries for herself, Luo Guanjie would be a little cleaner now.

"Brother Jie, let's continue. I just think that you must dress casually tomorrow. Don't be too obvious. Secondly, I think you are a breeding farm, so there must be animals. See if there is any suitable opportunity to talk to animals. Interaction, so that you can reduce the embarrassment that you don't have live broadcast content, and it can also highlight your personality, let's try the effect."

Luo Guanjie wrote down one by one: "By the way, then I have to interact and live broadcast again, will I be in a hurry?"

"That's right, that's what I'm going to say next. Brother Jie, you need to find an assistant in advance. Anyway, you just need to know how to play with your mobile phone. Didn't you have a secretary before, ah, no, shouldn't you change your mind?"

Luo Guanjie looked up at Suo Lantu, coughed in embarrassment, and said vaguely:

"Inquire about something, talk about business."

"Brother Jie, don't be embarrassed, what I want to say is that you have a lot of girlfriend fans now, even if you really have a girlfriend, don't expose it, at least you can't admit it, especially if you don't have any opposite sex in your live broadcast room for the time being. "

Hearing this, Luo Guanjie was completely relieved, and slapped his chest:

"Don't worry about that, I guarantee that in my video, except for the fact that the pig is a female, even female mosquitoes dare not fly in."

"That's good, you find a male assistant, and then help you look at the fan's questions, give you tips, and then help you pass things and mention prompts, basically it's almost the same."

Luo Guanjie chatted with Xiaoxi about other precautions, and then hung up the phone. He was nervous and excited, and he kept looking at the videos, photos, and comments on the Internet.

"You did it all?"

Suo Lantu directly straddled the empty space behind Luo Guanjie's chair, holding Luo Guanjie in his arms: "Yes."

This is actually a record of the two people's journey along the way, outsiders can't see it, only he knows what every sentence and every picture represent.

"Why do you still remember to update when you are so busy, and you never talk to fans."

"Because I want to write it down and tell the whole world. At first I just recorded it for myself. I didn't expect you to be so charismatic and attractive. So many people want to snatch you from me. Naturally, I would ignore them."

Suo Lantu said that the other hand had been dishonestly inserted into Luo Guanjie's clothes.

"Doesn't this prove that you have good eyesight?" Luo Guanjie turned his head and lightly pecked So Lantu's lips, but was immediately chased and kissed him again.

"So, I am reluctant to share you, even if others see it."

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