[Comprehensive Yingmei] The Adventures of Xiaoyu

"Xiao Chong, do you want to see what Brother Ben looks like?" Deadpool, who was addicted to taking selfies with Spider-Man, suddenly asked.

"No, thank you." Spider-Man refused without even thinking about it, "Aren't you disfigured?"

"I originally thought that the Green Lantern here was a cartoon face, because I just died in "Deadpool 2" and was about to sign Ryan Reynolds, the contract of "Green Lantern". The Green Lantern here is played by Ryan Reynolds."

"What?" Spider-Man didn't quite understand what Deadpool was saying.

"It's nothing... oh, here is the chapter after the replacement? Well, forgive me for not going over the wall to celebrate your birthday yesterday. I heard that you didn't have a birthday cake on your 18th birthday? Haha, it's so pitiful! Deadpool Dad I can give you a comforting kiss, since you are an adult, that means we can do something embarrassing..."

[Deadpool was smashed into a pool of meat sauce by a hammer that fell suddenly, Deadpool KO——]

Suddenly seeing Deadpool say a lot of inexplicable words, Peter jumped to the side and rolled, as if he was trying to avoid something in a hurry.

Immediately afterwards, a big hammer fell from the sky. For some reason, it subtly hit the place where Deadpool was standing, but did not affect him who was standing next to Deadpool.

"Oh, my God." Peter couldn't help but gasped, and the others were also attracted by the sound.

"What's wrong!?"

Peter pointed to the hammer that was only two meters away from him, and then pointed to Deadpool lying on the ground over there who didn't know what to curse, and said, "This hammer suddenly..."

"Where is my Mjolnir!?" With a deep voice, a strong man with long blond hair and a suit of armor descended from the sky.

Justice League, Fantastic Four, Avengers, X-Men, Brotherhood, District [-]... They all looked at this intruder who was obviously not invited by anyone.

"Who are you?" Batman's voice was as deep and cold as ever, with a little electronic voice changer.

Even the dullest person found that he was being targeted by everyone. The intruder who fell from the sky saw his hammer at a glance. He stretched out his hand, and the hammer flew obediently into his palm. "Everyone, I have no malicious intentions." .”

"Who are you!" Batman asked again.

Standing beside Xiaoyu, Charles Xavier put his hands on his temples and looked at the person coming.Soon, a little more shock appeared on his face.

"God..." "I am Thor." Charles' voice and the blond man's voice sounded at the same time.

"Thor the God of Thunder!?"

"Is this a psychopath who ran out of you?" Tony turned his head to look at Batman, who was covered in black and had a gloomy expression.

Batman ignored him.

"He's right. Do you still remember Director Fury's original document? Thor is also in it." Black Widow Natasha Romanoff said.

"Wow." Xiaoyu sighed, "Is he really a god? I mean, it's the first time I've seen a real god. Do you really live in Asgard?"

After confirming the real identity of this person from Charles, Xiaoyu's curiosity about the Thunder God in front of him broke through the sky, "You look no different from us humans, can you really summon thunder and lightning?"

"Of course!"

"What are you doing here on Earth?" Steve Rogers asked.

"It's for my brother Loki." Thor frowned. "He ran away from home."

"...Brother? I thought Loki was your uncle." Tony didn't dare to ask. "Didn't Norse mythology say that Loki and Odin were brothers?"

"Tony, the real god is standing in front of you now, do you still want to mention the Nordic mythology?" Steve said helplessly.

"Just because he's here." Tony retorted casually.

"What is your brother Loki's purpose in coming to Earth?" Superman asked.

"I don't know." Thor shook his head and said, although he didn't know, but he instinctively guessed that Loki came to earth, definitely not for vacation.

"Oh, so this is the plot of Avengers 1? Oh my god, my brother actually participated in it, it's so cool!" Deadpool, who was scolding at the side, got up and twisted his buttocks at the camera, After posing a seductive pose, he rubbed his waist and walked to Thor.

"Hey man! I saw you in "The Cabin in the Woods" and seriously, you were so stupid in it! Of course, I don't mean you are stupid, I mean you are absolutely stupid in it!"

"Who is this guy?" Thor asked with a frown.

"Oh, he's crazy, ignore him."

"Hey! I'm the one who was almost smashed into a puddle of meat by your hammer just now!" Deadpool jumped.

Hearing this, Thor immediately put away his dissatisfaction and apologized, "I'm so sorry for scaring you. I didn't expect my Mjolnir to fly out suddenly. In fact, he still has some in my hands now." Dishonest."

He raised the hammer, and the famous Thor's Hammer trembled, as if it would leave Thor's hand at any moment and go somewhere else.

"Oh, it doesn't want to hit me again, does it? Although Deadpool's father can't die, he still needs to take a shower after being smashed like that. The most important thing is that there is an underage boy here, which is bloody." Deadpool He took a step back with a disgusted expression.

"No, Mjolnir will not hurt my friends!" The Thor had already regarded them as his friends.

Deadpool shrugged and came to the Justice League. His goal was obvious, and he was heading for the Green Lantern over there.

"Hey, Ryan Reynolds!" He held out his hand to Green Lantern as a gesture of friendliness.

"Who is Ryan Reynolds?" Green Lantern asked with a frown, but he still held Deadpool's hand. "I think your voice sounds familiar."

"I'm Ryan Reynolds too, we're all Ryan Reynolds." Deadpool shakes his hand, "Seriously dude, green is in, I mean, in that country that starts with the letter C It's not a good color, maybe you can consider a different color uniform, like red like mine."

"Oh, that won't work. Green is my representative color....May I ask what it symbolizes? By the way, I found that your voice is very similar to mine." Green Lantern Hal Jordan wondered.

"I think it's better for you not to know." Let go of Green Lantern's hand, and Deadpool took out his mobile phone from inside, ignoring Green Lantern's slightly distorted expression, he quickly turned on a certain camera" Shall we take a picture together?"

"...First off, I'm straight. I mean, I'm not interested in the same sex." Green Lantern pursed his lips and took a step back, very resistant.

"Oh, that's a coincidence, my brother is bisexual, he can be male or female, as long as his buttocks are upright enough." As he said that, Deadpool's eyes slid around to Spider-Man.Spider-Man, who was asking others to sign for him, suddenly shuddered, feeling a chill rushing from the soles of his feet to the Tianling Gai.

"My God..." Hal Jordan took another step back.

"Hey! Although I like your face and figure, I don't like to attack myself!" Deadpool jumped up and said, "You look exactly the same as before you were disfigured."

the other side.

"Mr. Thor, I think, maybe you would like to join our team?" Natasha, who had been looking down at her phone, asked, she raised her phone with a serious expression, "Since your brother stole the Rubik's Cube .”

The surrounding atmosphere changed instantly. Isn't the reason why they joined forces was to deal with the aliens and demons that the Rubik's Cube might summon!I didn't expect that this time, we just gathered together to discuss cooperation, and we encountered a big event...

"Master Gu Yi hasn't looked for you yet?" Tony turned to look at Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu shook her head, and she took out her mobile phone, "I'm going to make a call to prepare something."

"Is this the whole crew of our operation?" Pilihuo looked around and asked.

Waiting for the dialing time, Xiaoyu replied, "No, I still have a friend, and he is coming soon."

After calling Remus to ask Remus to bring all the potions and spells he had prepared a long time ago, and by the way to make the fighters in District [-] ready for battle at any time, Xiaoyu hung up the phone.

"We must find Loki now and get back the Rubik's Cube." Superhuman said.

"But we have no way of knowing where it is." Tony pursed his lips and said in distress.

"I can use my ability to look for it." Charles said, "But I need to go back to school, there is a brain wave booster."

"But the brain wave booster can only..." Beast Hank McCoy hesitated.

"Thor has a brain wave that is different from ordinary people. It is not difficult for me to distinguish Loki's brain wave."

"You don't need to go back to school." Xiaoyu looked at the information on the phone, and said to others, "We have a better way of transportation, and the above is well-equipped."

"Where are your things? Are they here?"

"One piece has been delivered to the vehicle, all... including Spiderman, I hope you can spare enough time to deal with this battle." In the first half of the sentence, she said to Charles, and in the second half, she said to Charles Asked everyone here, but in fact she did not use a questioning tone.

"A lot of people need to ask for leave." Tony raised his eyebrows and said, "But I don't. I'm the one in charge."

"of course."

"Can I really go with you guys!?" Peter was pleasantly surprised that he had the chance to act with them.

"Because I know that you won't stay at home obediently after the aliens and demon army come, so it's better to let you stay by my side. Don't worry, Ben... I have settled your family in the thirteenth district, It's safe enough there." Xiaoyu took a step forward and patted Peter on the shoulder, even through the mask she could guess Peter's expression.

"Spiderman, I want you to be clear about one thing. Being able to participate in a war is not something to be happy about." Xiaoyu didn't have the slightest smile on her face, and her amber eyes were full of condensation. The title 'Spider-Man' has also become heavy.

After saying this, Xiaoyu laughed to herself, "Okay, our spaceship has arrived." She put her hands on Peter's shoulders and turned his body around.

"...Where is it? No, what kind of spaceship!?" Peter looked at the vast empty sky with some doubts.

"There's something," said Superman. "Big guy."

As soon as he finished speaking, a spaceship appeared in the obliquely forward sky that was originally empty.

"Holy Sh..."

"Language, Deadpool!"

Xiaoyu was very happy to see their shocked appearance, "Come on, time waits for no one, there are enough advanced instruments to meet your needs."