[Comprehensive] Pirate + Naruto AK

Look at the small arms and legs in front of you. . .Well, it looks like what the god said, I wore it. . .

Here's the thing:

In front of. . .otaku?Let's call him by this title for the time being, with a broken beard and a silky demeanor.

"I am God."

. . .

What did he just say?Am I wrong?

"Pfft...hahahahaha"

This scumbag-looking person says he is a god? !Pfft, hahaha, is today April Fool's Day?Or did the patients from Anning Hospital escape?

"Whether you believe it or not, I am a god anyway, although I don't look like it (you know you don't look like it.), but I am a god. (Stop talking nonsense, kid) You are dead. ( …)”

Well, I admit that I know that I am dead.

I'm still 28 years old!Just two more years.One day when I was happily crossing the road on the street, I didn't look at the traffic lights, so. . .Crack!I was thrown to the side of the handrail and fell to my death. (Xiucai: It doesn't matter if you fall to your death or not at the traffic lights.)

So here, children, you must remember to watch the traffic lights when crossing the road, so as not to be thrown to your death.

I was most affected by that. . .As the floating me, I look at my dead body. . .Just four words!

It's too ugly to die! (Xiu Cai: Your math teacher must have died early, this is obviously five words. Shuiyue: ... Your math teacher must have died early.)

Ugh. . .If I knew I was going to die, I should have drawn a beautiful outfit~

Sadly looked at the 'otaku' in front of him

"Damn it, don't tell me that you got the wrong person, I shouldn't be the one who died, and then say that I am already dead, and I can't go back. Going back will mess up time and space, and then send me to God "Naruto", "One Piece", "Detective Conan" are amazing!"

The 'otaku' looked at me with a look you guessed right. . .

Do you want to be so bloody!

"Uh...cough cough, now that you understand the situation, I can promise you three conditions as compensation, and then send you to the world you want to go to. Of course, it is impossible to go to the ancient or future of your world. You You can choose from the three you mentioned..."

Then face this 'otaku': I just made a small mistake, don't blame me for my appearance.

I replied with: Why don't you die?

"Okay, it's a done deal and let nature take its course. Since everything is like this, there's nothing I can do about it. Besides, I really want to go to "One Piece". Well, then I won't make things difficult for you. My three conditions are... .One, I want to learn magic! Of course, the seven elements of gold, wood, water, fire, earth, light and darkness are all complete!"

"Uh... this is a bit difficult, you can only ask for five elements at most."

. . .Five series?

"I'll give you three choices: [-]. Give me seven lines of magic, with unlimited magic power! Plus immortality and invincible skill! [-]. Give me three lines of magic, with unlimited magic power, plus some forbidden magic, and [-]. Send me back !"

Of course I know that you can't choose the first and the third ~ if there are seven lines of magic in a person ~ and also invincible and immortal. . .Why don't you send me back~

"Um...the first one is absolutely impossible, and it's impossible to send you back...then I can only choose the second one."

Oh oh oh oh oh~ I knew it~ quack quack~

"Well, then I want water magic ~ fire magic ~ plus dark magic ~" All three are suitable~

"Uh, okay, but the reason why forbidden magic is taboo is because using forbidden magic will consume life...and there are side effects...so..."

"Oh, okay, it doesn't matter~ I have long since looked away from life and so on, and I don't have much nostalgia for it. What is the side effect?"

"Ah... I don't know the details."

"Okay, don't care about his side effects, anyway, I don't care if I die, why do I care so much~"

"Then you have two more requests?"

"Well, I still have a chance to be resurrected after I die, and I have a portable space."

"Okay, that's okay, you're all dead anyway."

Hello. . .Is your god really a god?So incompetent.

"The last requirement is that I need three weapons. The first weapon is a thorny whip, the second is an absolute defense cloak, and the third is Kate's sickle in "Hunter x Hunter"! Alright~ok~"

"Um, your request is not much, but it's really not simple... Absolutely no defense, but it can be stronger than the enemy's attack power, as long as you don't get hurt, the baby with such an expensive portable space... I can only give it to you A ten-cubic one...it's ok. I can only get that big, and the others are relatively simple, so...it's gone."

"Well, no, let's go."

"it is good..."

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But at this moment, I really want to use my middle finger to say to that god of death: FUCK!

What are you tnnd?Here is where?island?Or are you playing wild survival games with me?

Fuck!This wild country, you told me to wait here to die!Depend on!

really. . .Gods are unreliable goods!

Forget it, adults don't care about villains, don't care about him! (Shuiyue: It's useless to care about! My old lady can't go back!)

next. . .You should call for help!

Yes, help.

Call out the sickle, wow!Really domineering!Awesome!If in the future when killing people, I call out the sickle, I am dressed in white, covered with blood, and my face is also covered with blood, I smile and say to the enemy: Do you want to die once and see~

Wow!Cattle fork!

Call out the whip again, tsk tsk, you fan!Not bad not bad, look at this little spike. . .It's creepy!

Look at the cloak again, tsk tsk, put on the cloak, hold the sickle, tsk tsk, master is a god of death!Wahahaha~!

Not bad, not bad~ I am very satisfied with these weapons~

Look at the magic scroll, tsk tsk. . .These are all alien texts. . .But luckily I can understand. . .Because magic drilled into my brain like a wordless book, I naturally understood~

Finished reading the scroll. . .I heard from God that this scroll will be automatically destroyed after reading it, right?Well, then don't need it, wait for him to slowly destroy it.

Anyway, I have seen it all and learned it, magic is convenience. . .

Cough cough, dark magic should be used sparingly, and I can die once if I use it a few times. . .

After getting a general understanding of my abilities, cut some wood, set it on fire, set off smoke, and wait for someone to rescue me~ No matter who it is~ Come quickly~

Maybe God was moved by my true calling~

Finally a ship came, but it looks like a pirate ship~ But it doesn't matter~ Small sample~ I might be afraid of you.

The pirates disembarked. . .

Why do I think this pirate looks familiar? ? ?

But no. . .so coincidental?Red hair and three scars on his face. . .

Well, it should be right, it is the red-haired Shanks!

"Hey, little brother, is it your distress signal?"

. . . .Fuck! ! ! !

My sister is a pure girl! ! !You are blind!didn't look at me. . .Could it be that I look like a boy now?

Put your hand down to the crotch. . .Huh~ Scared my sister to death~ It’s okay~ I didn’t bring a handle~ I’m still a girl~

"It's me." It's my distress signal~

I’m not going to explain it either~ Little brother is just little brother~ It’s fun to play a prank~

"Oh? Are you alone?"

"Ah."

"It's really rare, how long have you been here?"

"one day."

"Well, then you're lucky! Come on, then, we're going to the next island, and you can stay on board with us in the meantime."

"Okay." I tried my best to keep my words to a minimum~ because I knew. . .Talking wildly with Shanks, the final result must be that the peaceful life is disturbed ~ disturbed ~

So forget it.

"Aren't you afraid, little brother? We are pirates." Deputy Captain Ben Beckman asked me.

Sure enough, there is a captain with a thick brain and a careful deputy captain.

"If I don't go with you, is it possible to stay and wait for someone who may not come again?"

"Hehe..." Maybe I was shocked by my cleverness. (Scholar: Pretending to be struck by lightning)