Panda's Postmodern Life

It was already 08:30 when Shen Chen came back from the company.

After changing the black leather shoes that hadn't been stained with dust all day by the entrance, and after his feet through the socks touched the big slippers with bamboo patterns, his face that had been tense all day finally relaxed a little.

Damn Mr. Feng!Then what is the purpose of talking so much nonsense at the annual report conference?Doesn't he feel hungry?It’s okay to be able to talk so much with a big fat mouth, and there is a strong smell of oily smoke that is unique to old men on his body, and that round and big bald head is like a big [-] kilowatt light bulb. He looked at it for a while dizzy.

Thinking of sitting next to the bald boss and getting splashed by the saliva from the thick sausage's mouth from time to time, Shen Shen's face turned blue.

If it wasn't for the fact that Li Tezhu, who has always been keen on makeup, suddenly had skin allergies when applying the mask, Shen Shen would not be so unlucky to sit on the right side of Bald Feng, enduring the three hours of strange smell and saliva.

Would Li Tezhu's face be full of pustules because of being splashed with Feng Guangtou's saliva?

It was so disgusting, Shen Shen involuntarily took out a wet paper towel and repeatedly wiped the place that was suspected to have been invaded by saliva. He didn't stop until his fair cheeks were a little red and swollen. He went to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and glanced at the bottom layer. The vacuum-packed bamboo shoots, seeing the production date on it, showed a look of annoyance on his face.

保质期到2011年4月1日18点10分。

Two hours overdue!

Shen Chen has been hungry for a whole day, and in the company, he has been thinking about the delicious-looking vacuum bamboo shoots he bought in the supermarket last time, but he didn't expect that it would have expired as soon as he came back.

Cursing Feng Guangtou's family over and over again, he took out a bottle of distilled water and carefully checked the production date before he opened the bottle cap and took a big gulp.

He casually put the water bottle on the table in the living room, walked into the bathroom, looked at the mirror of his height, and untied the tight tie that he had been wearing all along.

In the mirror is the face of an elite man.

Meticulously short hair, a pair of almost pure black eyes under the smooth and white forehead, and a straight nose bridge is as stubborn and arrogant as the master.

Although his eyebrows are also pitch black, they are a little slender. Fortunately, there is an upward arc at the peak of his eyebrows, and he looks very energetic.

The only dissatisfaction is the shape of his mouth, the lower lip is a little plump, and it can be said to be naturally kissable lips when it is usually pursed there.

For this, he was very dissatisfied.

What kind of kissy mouth does a panda need?As long as you can eat delicious and tender bamboo with one mouth, it will be fine.

Yes, he is a panda, or a panda fairy to be exact.

What, pandas can also become immortals?

Impatiently unbuttoning the shirt buttoned around the neck, the pure cotton white men's shorts fell to the ankles, and was kicked off by the owner mercilessly and thrown into the trash can. Things get blurred.

Panda——Why can't it become a fairy?Those cats and dogs can ascend to heaven. The prototype of Uori Xingjun is a big rooster. Even the beads in the hands of Xitian Tathagata can be a fairy after a long time. He is a panda full of aura. Can't fly fairy anymore?

He used to be an important official, and he was the gatekeeper in the majestic bamboo garden. Although he sounds like Monkey King's Bi Mawen, he is not so majestic... But for a panda, there is nothing like being able to stay there all day long. A world full of tender bamboo couldn't be more beautiful.

But that too is a thing of the past.

He is now called Shen Chen, and he is the director of the personnel department of the Dawu infinite advertising company. He owns a suite of about [-] square meters in this second-tier city, and lives from [-] to [-] every day. His income is quite enough to be self-sufficient , the only thing that makes him dissatisfied is that he has not been late for fresh and delicious bamboo for a long time.

Every day when I open the newspaper, I can see poisonous rice, poisonous milk powder, nuclear radiation, genetically modified food, etc., which makes Shen very distressed.

After taking a shower, Shen Shen sank deep on the thick and soft purple cloth sofa, grabbed the remote control on the glass table with one hand and turned on the thin LCD TV, and wiped his wet hair with a towel in the other hand .

There were several blind date programs in succession. It wasn't until more than [-] programs were opened that Shen Chen saw something pleasing to the eye - man and nature.

If Feng Guangtou hadn't been a hindrance to delay the time, he would have been able to come back to watch the animal world at seven o'clock. These days, the animal world is all about the migration and life of animals on the African grasslands that he is very interested in. He just saw a group of animals yesterday. The scene of the antelope that was about to cross the river being swallowed by the crocodile, although there was a little blood, Shen Shen took it for granted.

The weak eat the strong, the fittest survive.

It is natural to eat when you are hungry, just like their pandas, who occasionally eat meat, and their favorite food is bamboo.

Speaking of bamboo, he hasn't eaten fresh bamboo for a long time.

The taste of bamboo shoots in the supermarket is getting more and more strange. Once he felt a stomachache after eating a pack of bamboo shoots. He took it in the toilet for a whole night. The next day he went to work staring at two big dark circles. His colleagues saw it, although Mingli didn't dare to say anything, but those veiled teasing expressions made him extremely uncomfortable.

Unpalatable strange-smelling bamboo!It must be caused by this polluted human world!If there were green mountains and green waters everywhere in the past, how could there be so many moths?

Depressedly rubbing his stomach that had been flattened all day, he looked up at the picture on the 48-inch big screen, his brows twitching heavily.

This episode of Man and Nature is actually talking about the panda base in Wolong. Shen Shen couldn't help but despise the cute and naive fellows watching the TV.

Nothing! !Are you willing to be locked up in such a broken garden every day if I give you two bamboos?

Although those bamboos look fresh and delicious...

The picture turned to a panda named Gun Gun hugging the keeper's thigh like a big dumpling, with black and round eyeballs shining brightly.

Nothing! ! ! !As a panda, it is embarrassing to be called Gun Gun Tuan Yuan Yuan Yuan Fei Fei, but this Gun Gun is shamelessly hugging his thighs!Isn't it just bringing water and food to you every day and taking good care of you?Don't even want freedom for this benefit? !

Staring at the screen angrily, the picture on the TV is still going on. In a world of bamboo, two big fat people hug each other tightly. The sound came out: "Spring is here, and pandas will start to estrus at this time..."

'Slap' slammed down the red button.

What the hell!These unpromising pandas!In order to make such a small gain, one has to master this virtue!It's a shame, no, it's a loss of pandas!

In an extremely bad mood, he turned around and went to the bedroom, and suddenly lay down on the big soft bed. The next moment, the place where he was lying heavy was occupied by an angry panda.

The panda put on a round face angrily, and after a while, its dark eyes closed with a snap.

Forget it, let's go to bed first, he has nothing to do with those silly pandas!

The next day, Shen Shen woke up very early. One night, he dreamed that he was locked in a room. There was a man who was similar to a breeder holding a bundle of bamboo for him to eat every day. He obviously despised him in his heart. Yes, but the self in the dream couldn’t control it. The panda in the dream was happily gnawing on the bamboo, and in the end, like that Rolling Panda, he wiped his mouth with his paw and hugged affectionately the thigh of the man who couldn’t see his face. .

This dream gave Shen Shen a chill. He wiped the cold sweat from the fright on his neck, stared at the alarm clock beside the bed with dazed eyes, and after a while, he got up to brush his teeth and wash his face.

Well, this strange dream must be forgotten!Shen Chen is not such a brainless panda! !

"Hey sir, would you like a plant?"

Walking on the way to work, Shen Shen, who was already in a bad mood, looked even worse when facing the small and wretched peddler in front of him. He thought that the peddler would be intimidated by his unlucky face like he ate a dead man. Retirement, but in today's economic depression, the poor peddler is willing to risk everything in order to support his family, let alone just seeing a "dissatisfied" panda?

"Sir, I think your complexion is very bad. Would you like to see some potted plants like bamboo? Our company has introduced a new batch of species. It is from India. It is very small. It does not take up much space when you grow it. It can prevent radiation. , cleans the air, and looks pretty..."

bamboo? !