Panda's Postmodern Life

For some reason, Zhu Qing always felt that the heavy expression on his face was tired. He thought about it carefully for a while, and then said, "How old are you this year?"

Shen Chen said: "Probably more than 1000, why don't you ask me this year's Guigeng?"

Zhu Qing thought seriously: "If it's about you, I think it should be about Fang's age."

Shen Shen immediately put away the joking thoughts just now, and replied seriously: "Nonsense, that's for women, I really don't understand you, you are obviously a bamboo that has grown up by absorbing the modern spring breeze, how can you be so old-fashioned when you open your mouth? "

Zhu Qing raised his eyebrows with difficulty: "Isn't this bad? No one has ever spoken to me, and I don't know why, but the tone of my mouth is like this."

"..." Shen Chen really wanted to grab his long hair and slap him on the forehead: "It's not bad at all, but it's not your fault. Go back and watch TV more, surf the Internet, and meet people. Just know."

"I really doubt that you are a bamboo that traveled from ancient times."

"Time travel?" Zhu Qing repeated hesitantly.

"Ah, it's the barbershop, let's go in first."

Santa Barrasa Modeling House.

Zhu Qing silently pronounced this awkward name several times.

As soon as Shen Chen stood at the door, several young men with long and yellow hair appeared. Seeing their appalling hair shapes, Zhu Qing involuntarily took a step back, Shen Shen saw his fear, and pulled his hand The arm whispered in his ear: "It's okay, they are just apprentices, I will ask the boss to cut it for you later, his craftsmanship is very good."

Zhu Qing felt his ears heat up, and Shen Shen walked into Santa Barrasa's modeling room expressionlessly, and said to the cashier girl who was playing 'one person's loneliness and two people's fault' in front of the computer: "You Where's the boss?"

Alan, the cashier girl, is obsessed with "one person's loneliness and two people's fault". She looked up at the person who disturbed her angrily, but unexpectedly saw Shen Shen, whom she had been secretly in love with, and a sweet smile immediately appeared on her face. Smile: "Oh, it's Mr. Shen, wait for me, the boss is in the toilet, I'll send him a text message to come over." She moved the mouse while talking, and the song instantly changed to pure background music Nightingale smiled at Shen Shen and said, "Mr. Shen, is this your cell phone ringtone last time? I've been looking for it for a long time, and it really sounds nice."

Shen Shen nodded: "Yes." Then he pulled out Zhu Qing who looked reluctant from behind, pointed to the hairstyle book on the counter and said, "See if there is any style you like."

Alan, who was frantically typing text messages to his brother, raised his head and glanced at Zhu Qing unconsciously, and his eyes lit up immediately: "Oh, Mr. Shen is such a good friend." Her gaze moved to Zhu Qing's On a head of jet-black long hair: "His hair is nice, why is it so long? Is he an artist?"

This woman talks a lot.

Zhu Qing noticed that she had an unusual affection for Shen Shen, and felt very uncomfortable in his heart, but out of politeness, he still said: "Miss praise."

"..."

For a while, the whole barber shop stayed silent, even the two long-haired yellow hairs standing by the door and chatting leisurely looked at Zhu Qing in surprise.

Zhu Qing didn't feel uncomfortable at all, but Shen Shen was a little embarrassed. Alan said with a smile: "Oh, artists are different. They speak so politely. Handsome, how old are you this year? Where are you from?"

Zhu Qing looked at Alan in confusion, and hurriedly said: "Zhu Qing, do you like anything?"

Only then did Zhu Qing lower his head to study seriously, and then he pointed to an onion and said to Shen Shen: "This."

The corner of Shen Chen's mouth twitched, onion?It was a popular thing hundreds of years ago, right?The eyes of this bamboo are too strange, right?He thought Zhu Qing went back to choose a short and refreshing hairstyle, but Zhu Qing went on to say: "It's so ugly."

"..." The boss A Lin who pushed the door with a red onion on his head felt that he was surrounded by a group of people with pity. Ah Chen, long time no see."

"...Arin."

Shen Shen looked suspiciously at the handsome A Lin in front of him, why did his hair turn into such a dead look after not seeing him for a few weeks, sure enough Zhu Qing could only show an extremely disappointed look when he saw the boss, Shen Shen felt a tremor in his heart, and immediately said yes Looking at Alin, he said, "Why did you make your head like this?"

Alin smiled embarrassedly: "It was cut for me by the stylist MR Harney of the Harney studio next door, and I like it very much."

"..."

"Look at what hairstyle is suitable for my friend." Without saying a word, Shen Shen pulled Zhu Qing towards A Lin.

When Ah Lin saw Zhu Qing, he was startled at first. He hadn't seen a man with such long and beautiful hair for a long time. He stared at that long hair for a while, and said to Zhu Qing: "Yes. Do you want to cut it short or trim it?"

Before Zhu Qing opened his mouth, he said heavily: "Short, make it clearer."

"What a pity……"

"It's not refreshing to have long hair."

Alin was still regretting that beautiful hair, he looked at Zhu Qing, hoping that the owner of the long hair would show some reluctance, but Zhu Qing just nodded: "Okay."

Ah Lin looked at Shen Shen and said, "Don't spoil him just because of his looks."

Zhu Qing said, "Like what?"

Shen Shen also looked confused.

A-Lin quickly shook his head: "It's nothing, I'll cut you a beautiful one, A-lan will take him to wash his hair, Xiao Zhen, help me prepare it."

Shen Chen looked at A Lin's posture about to open up, and hurriedly said: "Don't mess with me, just cut it short."

"I know."

After an hour or so, Shen Shen was about to doze off while waiting, and the sound of scissors and hair touching over there was still going on. Shen Shen looked boredly at Xiaozhen Alan and others who were fighting the landlord, thinking about his usual life. It's not too monotonous, just heard a click, A Lin turned his head and looked at him expectantly: "A Chen, I've finished cutting it, take a look, are you satisfied?"

Not only Ah Lin, but even Zhu Qing had a cautious look on his face, his warm and narrow eyes seemed to be filled with a layer of water, with a hint of flattery.

Shen Shen was silent for a long time, then nodded: "Not bad."

After cutting off Zhu Qing's long black hair, the outline of the whole person became handsome and clear. A Lin used moss to polish the dark bangs to the back, revealing the smooth forehead, but faintly with a few With a hint of aloofness and arrogance, Shen Shen froze for a moment, feeling a little uncomfortable in his heart.

He doesn't like bamboo like this.

Zhu Qing's appearance, which looks more like an elite than him, and even like the domineering president in a dog-blood drama, made him feel both strange and familiar.

In short, he liked Zhu Qing's previous appearance even more. Although he looked a little dazed and bookish, it didn't make him feel oppressed.

So Shen Shen said: "Put down the bangs and try, you can't wipe Moss every day, it's so troublesome."

"...It's only about 3 minutes?"

"Put it down and let me see."

"Oh." Alin looked at Shen Shen's face that turned cold in an instant, and immediately picked up the hair dryer and comb kindly and fiddled with Zhu Qing's forehead again.

moment.

"How is this?"

"Yes." Some broken bangs hung down on Zhu Qing's forehead, making him as fresh and cute as a college student who just walked out of school, Shen Shen smiled slightly, took out his wallet, and pulled out a few banknotes: "Here you are. "

"... Shen Chen, you are like this every time, what kind of money are you talking about with me, what is the relationship between us, really." A Lin put the money back into Shen Chen's hand with an unhappy face, and lowered his voice: " Just remember to come here often next time, you also know that there are only a few of us in this area of ​​W City, and we usually come out more to drink and chat to consolidate and consolidate the relationship."

Shen Chen said: "Understood, I'll go back first."

As early as just now, the biological clock of a panda started to haunt Shen Chen's body. He perfunctory A Lin a few times, and then took Zhu Qing out. Zhu Qing was a little nervous about his new image, but Shen Shen After affirming him, once he is appreciated by Shen Shen, he feels very satisfied and joyful.

Walking on the road, Zhu Qing seemed to be thinking of something, and asked Shen Shen: "Is that Ah Lin also a fairy?"

"Well, he was originally a pair of scissors. After being washed with fairy water, he became a spirit, and then became a fairy."

"..."

"Shen Shen."

"Ok?"

"Can bamboo make immortals fly?"

"No!" Shen Shen replied decisively without even thinking about it.

"why?"

"Because I want to eat you, so I can't fly immortal."

"..."